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Bart Kwan Apologizes for Going Ape Nuts on a Taiwanese 7-11

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0:00 thank you [Music] all right we're gonna we're gonna take this moment and uh we're gonna let Bart have the floor for a bit because yeah I have a far bar kind of owes uh a public apology oh I do this time for his actions at a Taiwan 7-Eleven um Bart you want to go ahead and give us some context of what you did here I won holes yeah he's wearing your ████ shorts too oh dude why'd you do it someone took the last ████ marinated uh tea eggs implanted that in your head dude this

0:51 guy's business the the dawn eggs yeah yeah I was thinking that and you ████ said it oh really yeah you guys business partner no I telepathically threw that ████ in there that's pretty good yeah but that is one of my favorite things about so the 7-Elevens in Taiwan it's so good there's like like you know our hot food section is like pizza hot dogs whatever yeah yeah they have like Asian food corner and it's like it's good like you got fried tofu all kinds of stuff what about the stinky do I got a stinky one unfortunately thank God they don't was probably the most frequently sent clip to the JK accounts ever like everybody like mill like so many people were just like is this bar is this bar is it like all day his like back silhouette profiles he really does look like me though I've seen Bart wear those shorts before

1:41 absolutely so what we're gonna do today is we are going to um have Jesse rate how accurate some of these doppelgangers are to how we look oh get ready for your feelings to be hurt all right so this one how do we feel about that this is supposed to be Steve no no does it match you don't see there's way too much hair I see the eyes a little bit and it's supposed to be Nick with long hair with long hair more degrees that's not me closer it is I think so it's like a light skin she's the final say it's it's nickel slave he looks like he's a deflector too like yeah yeah hands on his hips yeah but he's like the he's like the Romantic Nick not seriously he's like this shirt's gay he's like this shirt's gay that was good all right what what this one bisexual twins that's supposed to

2:31 just be chill that's really good a little bit that's really good I think Joe's prettier do you have your glasses around here this just looks like a like a gender swap like an app it also looks like Jimmy all young too yeah oh yeah it does look like that looks more like Julia Steve Green's baby Steve make that face before let's see that I could definitely see that for some reason there's a we get a lot of babies for cities yeah I made a baby by himself that would be me direct clone you know a 100 me baby yeah that look like them it does all right here we got uh Joe looks like Cherry Cola it's mostly they look like they could be related yeah it's most yeah pretty good all right uh which one is Steve

3:22 those are just white dudes man those guys could be cousins for sure yeah thank you let me see just a lot of just white dudes for Steve as well I was like that's Stephen come on dude which one of these guys looks like in the most I think the one in the white yeah yeah along the way the side profile yeah but if you look at them straight on he might be completely different that's funny um okay that says the guy on the left asking Gwen Stefani for an autograph looks like Steve if he had Luscious Hair yeah yeah it doesn't look like that doesn't look like Steve the biggest difference I can see where they're coming from sorry guys see how they just see a white guy and they go that's probably Steve yeah like Glenn Stefani looks like Steve he's a woman Indian Ryan sorry Ryan that's pretty good that frame of him doing that I've seen you do that I think about that T-shirt and the clothing yeah

4:12 the clothing see me do what this You See Me freeze frame I look like a lot of Indian guys apparently uh if Joe and Nick had a baby I see the Joe for sure yeah wait this is a panty that's pretty cool that's Joe's that's Joe's face on my head yeah that's a real existing human you guys should with my gestures you need to check 23. yeah with my gestures those are that's a nickname gesture uh that's just Joe that's can't it's just candy that's Canon yeah it's more Ken oh yeah I guess like on the face yeah yeah that's pretty good uh there's Steve as a kid it's pretty accurate that's just the white kid crying down a slide yeah but you you could also tell this kid's a tall kid yeah oh my God he's a cool kid I did crawl I did cry going up the slide

5:02 though why because it was burning hot in the sun burning my kneecaps I do it up all right is this Ryan just an Indian guy oh sexy Indian guy yeah that's kind of that's kind of you I think so sexy because he's Indian he doesn't look like you but he kind of resembles you with that oh he has the same he has Ryan buys yeah his shirt he's shirtless in the dark there's no float of me anywhere near this but he looks like a second it's just a mustache it's a mustache and eyebrows I'll take his comp well that's pretty much me that's black Ryan that is not you at all from the other video is that the guy who's going like this yeah I think it's the same guy uh if Bart was black [Laughter] yeah I don't know the eyebrows are spot on this guy's head

5:52 is insanely Square the eyebrows are spot on though the head shape the head shape okay like I could see the resemblance of the head shape but it's that's the black guy version of your haircut when I need to ████ get a lifeline on this ████ ████ ████ get a Lifeline she's gonna call Geo she's gonna be like that guy FaceTime this and talk it's a Lifeline okay does this like me it follows black no her head like yours see I told you the head Geo eyebrows though what about the eyebrows what about the eyebrows oh no those are nice eyebrows what

6:52 he has one eyebrow ████ regret calling you I'll talk to you later no you're you're out of here ████ [Laughter] Bros being guys next time we shoot Bart's gonna have darker eyebrows could be elephant oh dude do it someone got their eyebrows limited he's just always covered his eyebrows first thing he gets home close the door hey do I really not have eyebrows all right this is Anthony it's an Anthony ad does that look like why does he get the wholesome ones dude like he's the baby or he's the dad where is he this one is probably not as spot-on as

7:44 the other one okay so as much as we get a bunch of just regular white guys that people claim this look like Steve we get a lot of random Asian guys that look like this Anthony that's what this is why that's that's what I see let's spot on right come on that's you know I don't think that looks like Anthony straight trash uh here we got Nick he does look he does look like Nick though every time there's a photo this guy it comes out people send it to JK Jesse go a little pressure no pressure If you say yes I'll walk into traffic right now I was about to say yes go like this yeah do this open your eyes yeah look straight in the camera please right there oh okay Photoshop my hands out

8:36 dude the best ████ Nick walking into traffic would get hit by basically Nick because Nick's like what's this ████ guy doing in traffic he might as well get run over step on it and then Nick's the guy in traffic he's like I'm in the ████ guy in traffic yeah so so Ral roses he's a popular fighter yeah yeah and he's got your ears dude anytime he fights I feel like I'm fighting or something is everyone just like sending it to me it says after was watching a scene from Rambo 2 and suddenly came across an Anthony variant [Music] that's when he's like being focused it's just Sergeant Kendra's is a hashtag that's more of a can like Anthony all right this one's Joe in the background of Barry oh yeah

9:26 because I saw this when I was watching the show I really thought it was interesting that one's a really close one uh Steve is wild it's a white guy ████ hey we got a lot of racial followers um and here's Anthony Lee variant in Bangkok yeah that one that's a variant for sure that's a good Anthony that's a chub Anthony what about this Anthony what is that like orange ████ I just looked up Anthony Lee on Google Images it's so crazy [Laughter] all right uh this one just says damn Anthony Lee looking good which I think

10:18 is just a distal Anthony well dressed man which one is he supposed to yeah I don't get it the guy on the right people really put effort into finding yours for sure um this is Joe I guess just regular Joe that's my friend we went and caught crab crab fishing nobody know this guy yeah that's Chef Khalid do people get you guys confused uh well they said that when we did the

11:09 video together they thought that we were brothers that's pretty cool yeah I could see that one uh there's Nick again that guy I did thank you which rose this guy does we get a lot of this he does look like yeah he does he looks like your big brother have you ever seen his stuff yeah I've seen the stuff he eats with his son or brother or son and they eat yummy food all the time yeah and I'm like what a dream job it's pretty cute yeah yeah he um I actually asked him if he would come on he said he's down and he said he said that uh you guys should sit together I would I'll sit next to him can we eat something together yeah can we do that that'd be really cool and then we have yeah oh he does have Joe's face yeah bro he got Joe's face all caps Dr Phil got like a 12-pack yeah that's insane uh there he is again ████

12:00 does look like Joe though so yeah there you go for your goals you want to put that myself I think is that the last one oh wait no we got Nick on a poison ivy cream that's me that does look like Nick that's me dude what do you think wait which one all of them all three of them all three the most swollen one would be him dude I can get pretty swollen I don't know if you notice that's not a bragging right Steve but I'm gonna kill myself it's time to end it all hey at least you weren't the swollen cream guy that's true what's wrong with being that guy oh you're Steve again uh yeah it's time to end my life me and Steve are gonna walk into traffic together hey we had a good run this it says why is this fool look like a white Mexican version of Anthony it's just a gold tea I think apparently it's the style the jacket all right

12:51 that's it it's more lid more lit stupid foreign

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