0:00 All right, we're going to do the looks versus personality honest meter from the careful boys. Okay, you get 10 total points. On one side of the scale, you have looks. You could be super fine. On the other side, personality. Where are you going to attribute your points? >> can't do 5-5. >> They might you can do but that's like that means you're just an average person with average looks. >> Cuz both scales is 10. It's 0 to 10 personality, 0 to 10 looks. >> The better they are and their heart, the uglier they are. >> Yeah, but you got to be honest with yourself. Like where are you at? You got 10 total points. >> also on personality, is it like the dopest personality and then on this is it no personality or is it ████ >> ████ I think that's cuz we don't want that. >> ████ like worst worst personality. >> Worst personality. >> Oh, is just this is for yourself. >> Yeah, it's for yourself. >> Oh, 8-2. 8-2. >> 8-2 looks?
0:50 >> Eight looks. >> ████ yeah, dude. >> 8-2. >> Eight looks. I've done I've done 2-8 my whole life. It sucks. >> You done all personality and no looks? >> That's it. That's my whole ████ I might even be down with 9-1. >> That's my whole ████ and I don't even think my personality is that good. [laughter] >> Wait, you mean like nine looks? Nine looks, one personality. >> Yo, and that's because I think like if with looks and personality, personality's only great when everyone's around. When you're ████ alone looking in the mirror, all you have is looks. >> What? >> You're going to you could be sad every time you're by yourself? >> Yeah, okay. Cuz if if it wasn't ████ right? If it wasn't like super dope chick, girl of your dreams, and it was just no personality, I'll go 10-0 cuz all I need is a mannequin with a heartbeat. >> You guys so if you have a >> If you have a ████ sex doll that's alive, that's ████ awesome.
1:41 >> of your child is a sex doll. >> You guys are horrible. I could stick my hand up her ass and I could make her be the mom that I would need her to be. >> No, 10-0. 10 Remember, zero is it's zero is not no personality. >> No. >> She's a horrible person. >> One that are for your nine one that means she's a raging ████ ████ and she gives you a terrible ████ life. >> Dude, don't talk about Jill like that. >> But she's so hot it doesn't even matter. >> [laughter] >> You guys are horrible investors because that's a depreciating asset. She's going to be ████ a wrinkled raisin one day and look like ████ anyway. So, this is where you guys ████ up. For me, I'd rather have it where it's zero looks and 10 ████ personality because why? Dude, I wish Hannah was
2:33 uglier but better personality. What does that get you? >> Yeah, but it's different cuz you're already married to her. >> But what does that get you though? >> First of all, you want to talk about depreciating value? If you meet somebody zero looks 10 personality, I'll tell you what, that personality is going to hit you right >> Zero looks is like Gorlock, dude. >> Yeah, they're going to hit you right away with that personality. You're going to be like, oh, even though you're butt ass ugly Gorlock, I'm going to marry you, right? And then after a while, that personality that you're just around 10 out of 10 all the time, you're going to be like, man, dude, I wish you weren't so ugly. If you were fine though, >> This personality be tight. >> When I'm ████ 80 years old, I'mma be happy as ████ and you guys are miserable because you had ████ 40 years of pain. Though zero zero looks is her bottom pooch is bigger than her ass. She has a flat ass and her bottom pooch is ████ huge.
3:23 >> You've never been hard a day in your life. >> I got I do I could get hard pretty easily. >> [laughter] >> Why do you use that as a threat? >> You want to test me, bro? >> You sound like you're going to like take him or something. >> [laughter] >> I'll ████ do it. >> You can get hard pretty easily. We need some hot coffee right now. >> [laughter] >> What kind of weird threat is >> You guys watch that show ████ 600 lb life? >> Yeah. >> That's your girl. >> They have boyfriends. How do you think >> That's who you're trying to end up with. >> Don't watch it late at night when Hannah's asleep. But then the dude the boyfriends are also fat, right? >> Not all the time. By comparison, maybe not. >> Well, I think some of them have a fetish. >> So you have a fetish? >> For zeros, sometimes a fat guys have a girlfriend, but the girlfriend's never fat. >> Okay. >> I mean never skinny, never skinny. >> Do you ever jack off to girls like that? >> Hell no. [laughter] That's I I'm not sexually attracted. I'm thinking
4:13 long-term. I'm saying if someone's going to be my ████ life partner. >> That's what I'm saying though. Long-term you want to never be sexually attracted to them? >> Have any of you guys ever jacked off to personality? >> Never. >> Nope. >> But I got porn. >> [laughter] >> Wait, what is that like? >> But then you're you're going to spend you're going to spend all you're >> [laughter] >> You're going to spend all day with porn then. >> No. >> You're going to spend 80 years of your life with porn. >> No, but you guys are thinking about ████ >> We're going to be so miserable having sex with humans? >> No, you're thinking about years of commitment just so you could come once a week for 10 minutes. ████ that ████ dude. Once a week for 10 minutes? >> But you know like >> That's a good trade-off. >> The guy's sex drive is all the way till you're like 70 or 80. >> I'll cheat. I don't care. >> [laughter]
5:03 >> So if we can have so if >> Are you cheating with other zeros? Cuz the personality is so >> Zero to one is huge though like >> When we're 70 and your chick is 70, she's still going to be a 10 but a 70 10. You don't want a 70 10? >> No, but think about how good our relationship will be by then because her personality is so ████ sick. Dude, and I'm going to live way longer cuz I'll be so happy. You guys have a raging ████ that's always mean to you. That's always ████ like you're just like after 2 years I guarantee you'll be over that ████ and you're like she used to be hot, but man she's so ████ annoying. I ████ hate her. >> You don't even want like 8.5 1.5 like be on the board at least? >> I want the best personality in the whole whole world because I never experienced that. >> Everyone got flaws, bro. She's a burn victim, dude. Her eye's like down here.
5:53 That I I'll see the beauty inside. >> Han Hannah's not a 10 in personality. >> ████ no, dude. Nobody is. That's ████ >> she in the in the meter? >> She's up there, but she ain't [laughter] >> Immediately got in trouble. >> [laughter] >> He's got busted, dude. >> I mean, she's not bad. >> [laughter] >> She's up there. >> What's up there? >> Eight, nine? >> Is you guys That This already exists. A ████ beautiful ████ Amber Heard raging ████ trouble, right? That already exists, right? I don't know. I never been with one. >> [laughter] >> But it exists. We know it exists. I don't think a busted ████ ugly girl with a personality that's the best in the whole world. I don't think that exists. >> Yeah, but you're not hooking up with
6:43 that one. >> Well, they might exist, but you you'll never notice them. >> Or they're usually in the form of a grandma. >> Amazing personality. >> they're your own grandma. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. >> It probably is your own grandma. That's what I'm saying. >> I'm going to be the happiest 90-year-old, and you guys are probably going to die when you're 50 of a heart attack cuz that ████ stresses you out. >> I'm going to die with a smile, though. >> Cuz you came so good. >> What would you pick for yourself? Personality, looks. >> Damn, 10 10-point ratio. >> For yourself as a Anthony Lee. >> See, we got to get Ah, this is going to be a tough one. >> Well, you've already lived one of them. >> Uh >> You had a ████ 10 hot zero personality. >> [laughter] >> He's the opposite. He had that? >> Anthony [laughter] has zero personality. >> No, no, no. The one that he dated. He He
7:33 dated a 10 personality I mean, 10 looks >> Oh, I don't know about who he dated. I was just talking about his own traits. >> My own personal traits? I'm a ████ zero zero, baby. Um >> No, who do you want? >> Look, I think if I'm going to be realistic and we take an honest earnest approach where we have to marry them and we only have a total 10 points. That's a tough one, dude. Cuz five and five makes you just like a non-existent average in between everything. You're acceptable always. >> That's like bell curve human being, 5-5, right? >> yeah, yeah. >> Not the best, not the greatest, not >> Less than five, dude, she's ████ pissing you off every day. That's all I'm saying. >> I think I'm going 5-5. >> Just bell curve human being for >> I think I'm going 5-5 and then I just I'm and I'm just hanging out with my boys always. >> You want to you want to be a 5-5, you're saying? >> You mean are we saying what we want to be to somebody or what we want to pick? >> Oh, I didn't Oh, I wasn't talking about
8:23 that. I was I was talking about you as Anthony Lee. What do you rate yourself? You. >> Not like the girl What do I rate myself? >> No, what would you want? What would you Like how I answered it when you first asked me. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I see I think I'm taking a 5-5. >> He wants Grace from UCI. That's 5-5. [laughter] Grace Kim. >> Like a nothing stand out, but no no problems ever. I just we just exist and there's never issue and then I'm always hanging out having a good time with my boys. >> Automatically automatically no Korean. >> Okay, I misunderstood. I thought you were asking us what do we want to be. >> Oh. >> And that's why I said 8-2. I would rather be eight looks and two personality. >> Oh, I thought you were talking about I was like I was like oh, that's how you feel about Sam Mac. >> No, dude. I was talking up I I gave you dabs cuz I thought I was talking about [laughter] what girl you want. >> about me. I was talking about what I want to be. >> No, I was like dude, Ryan's hot. >> Ryan's hot, dude. He's a >> That's why I said 9-1. >> We're talking
9:13 >> [laughter] >> Oh, dude, that's crazy. That makes you sound That makes you sound horrible. >> Who would you date then? Who do you want to date then? >> Like that. That s███'s But it's a boring answer. >> 5-5? >> But that's why I waited for the nine-minute mark to say it. >> To me, 5-5 is the worst because it's not worth it. >> The worst. >> She's still going to give you problems and she ain't even ████ hot enough to deal with it. >> You just said when they're under five is when they give you problems. I thought five was no problems. >> Five is You still got It's not problem It's not bad problems, but it's a normal relationship where you're going to have arguments. >> Which one's the one with the least amount of resistance? >> Personality-wise, I think eight and above would mean that there's there's not issues. >> Everybody Everybody Everybody be honest now, okay? Between the two things, looks and personality, be honest. >> I've been honest. >> Which one >> [laughter] >> Which one would like determine whether or not you were interested in your
10:04 partner? >> Initially. >> Of course looks. >> You got to find them attractive. >> by default that's already over a five. Like you can't you can't say they're even. They're always going to be like this, right? >> I'm going to see if this ugly one's got a good enough personality for me. You don't do that. But time does does this. >> You're like, "Hey, >> Time does this. >> Yeah, I understand. That's why That's why with the looks, hopefully >> And I'm not being mayor. I'm just saying like as a wise man that's older >> Okay. >> that's been in the more years you've been with someone, it's ████ like this, dude. I promise. >> I understand. I'm just saying the four didn't have a chance. >> You're saying on the scale of like I'll find I'll just date ugly people because I assume that their personality is better, though. >> But the hack is that if you actually do end up with somebody in a relationship, you it locks the attraction in. >> Yeah, it's like you get Jennifer Lopez. >> It gets stuck at the 10. If she's a 10 in the beginning, it's stuck there.
10:54 >> She's 10 the whole way. But her personality always sucks in this game. >> Yep. >> Cuz like are you like are you guys in love with the like Like I've been with Smac ████ like 11 years. I'm not in love with the or attracted to the how she looked 11 years ago. That feels weird. >> Cuz you feel like a battle fire, huh? >> Well, no, it's just I'm I'm attracted to every year. Like they change and you're still attracted. So that 10 won't go down. >> less attractive. >> [laughter] >> No. Okay. [laughter] I don't look so bad anymore. >> No one's watching at this time, so it's okay. >> And [laughter] Geo went to bed. Geo went to bed. Go ahead. Do you Do you have Do you have cooking breakfast? Go [laughter] ahead. >> I mean, that's true. >> No one's No one's going, "Damn, I bet she's got a great personality."
11:45 >> But it did But then I think like what you're saying, you know how this happens? I think the looks are slower than the personality going up. So, you you make up for it. Plus, if she's hot, you ████ tolerate worse personalities anyway. >> And wait for her personality to get better? >> In this game in this game >> To be fair to Joe, if your looks are locked, your personality is locked. >> [laughter] >> You can't become a better person. >> That's true. >> Yeah, you got to lock it in. Yeah, that's true. >> You can't evolve there, but >> bonehead dudes, we rationalize and we go like, "Man, it's not so bad." >> Because okay, so what about this? Okay, if it does it does if it does evolve, right? >> 7 3 >> Let's say she's ████ bomb-ass personality, but she has a glow up because she loses weight, she ████ gets plastic surgery, she does all this ████ and then now you have a ████ 10 personality and ████ 10 look. >> You could change You could lose weight. You can't lose ugly, man. Like, if you ugly, you ugly. >> You got You got You got uh
12:37 cosmetic surgery. That exists, though. And there's There's a lot of glow up videos on >> But let's say this is like >> Let's say this is like like uh like God movie style, where she has one hunchback, she gets that fixed, and now she got a boil that pops out. It's like It's like no matter what, there's got to be >> Well, >> [laughter] [screaming] >> So, when you're saying like zero looks, that's disfigure included? >> You guys are creating that zero. I did They're healthy human being, but they're they're they're ████ up. >> [laughter] >> But is it like nuclear fallout kind of looks? >> No, they don't have 12 fingers. >> Every [laughter] time you walk down the street, everyone stares. >> Woah, really? >> Or like a like a golem? >> It's not out of hate. >> It's just out of ugh. Zero is like that? >> Like, she might be balding, right? Like, the top balding a little bit. Like she's
13:28 still healthy. >> Dude, think of the ugliest human existence ever seen. >> Yeah, we had her on the TV a few weeks ago. >> [laughter] >> That she That ████ Asian chick saying she don't date Asians. >> Okay, so let's say she's like a Let's say she's a three. >> Uh-huh. >> So >> Yeah. >> two three more notches down to be a zero. >> yeah. >> I still >> And she smells. >> I still >> Oh no, that's not fair. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, you can't bring smells into it. >> slider for say. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a third. >> You can't add that.
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