0:00 [Music] hey you guys ever uh are in like a a crowded area or something like that and then you think it's just ████ funny to like airdrop some random people some stuff i know i don't look at mo bro hell yeah and what do you usually airdrop people a photo of themselves what oh that's actually creepy as ████ it's like drake ryan is ████ wild right it's wild no the context is that i don't i don't like when people are recording the concert in front of you like if you're standing behind someone at a concert they're just going like this yeah so then i just i take a picture of them and i interrupt their recording with an airdrop because it'll wipe out whatever they were recording yeah so i just cancelled everybody's ████ thing and they're all going dude ryan's even more wild than i just thought he was so imagine though you're on a plane you can't leave
0:51 you get air dropped this is part one of two first you get airdrop this wake up wake up wake up it's the first of the month is that really the bone though is that both thugs and sumerian it's not bone sucks lyrics i'll give you i'll give you a translation in just a second okay i thought that was really both days later right that's part one of two i hope they still make more matrix so there's not s█████ ones that's the first part and it says in um ethiopian am amher americ by the way okay that's the language it looks ancient the the following text all right is pretty much translated as your family will bleed for your actions you will suffer eternally for your actions this is why you know what what's stupid
1:43 chain letter they should not have the everyone option on the airdrop as well as followed by this photo yo oh [Music] what do you do scream i look for the person that's going like this and going instantly i would tell everybody to stand up who received it and my process of elimination we're gonna find a ████ sense well that's pretty good yeah okay 147 people on the plane received it how many 147 people on the smart ones had contacts only on their airdrop i'm telling you guys isn't that crazy 147 people see that sometimes you can't even ████ send it to one guy are you getting it what the ████ is going on yeah yeah yeah
2:33 this guy's airdrop hello works you know what that means you know what that means though right like if somebody has it already set the contacts only it means that they used that function before because like i only have used that function before because nikki takes my phone and just sends pictures to herself yeah but i don't ████ know even about that you don't use airdrop ████ no i i don't even know how to use it but in the actual ████ airdrop is like it's like ████ wiping your ass it's like one of the best things iphone ever did i only know how to do crazy blockchain ████ that people most people ████ have the back of their brains blowing out but the simplest iphone ████ i'm like i don't know how to do it these use the ████ text and then ████ it that and then whatsapp or some ████ barely i can't i just deleted whatsapp because i was getting so much spam oh all those chinese girls always trying to talk some chicks sending me pictures of their feet and ████ i'm like what the ████ going on that's better spam than some of the ████
3:24 i get chinese girls are always trying to meet up for coffee yeah or they're like better spam than what he gets hey hey are you friends with armando that was a pretty interesting business discussion i would love to continue and i'm like what the ████ these leads are getting so creative huh have you ever get the uh crypto chat rooms where they just start talking about after spending more time with this guy he ████ helped me out made me a million dollars really tell me more about it oh my god the comments on there we're doing so many jk videos too oh those that's me i'll get mine that i'll get ones that say like learn how to make ten thousand dollars a day doing this to bitcoin or whatever and i check it out for a little bit i like i go peep that game i just see what it is no i love the ones that fun like jakey vids and then it's like got 26 replies and everyone's like yeah dude i use this and like oh my god like i changed my life and then the next person's like yeah i use this and like i can't stop ████ coming because
4:21 and how do they get it as soon as the video's up like how did are they subscribed or something you know what though i will never get that message on a plane because i have a pixel and i don't have errors now that you said that everybody knows you have a pixel aren't you counter culturalist you get your google pixel green bubble one of the biggest companies in the world are you sure you're not you have their phone yeah yeah i'm not a camera you have a lot of gaming tendencies do i i don't know i suck at games though i die i think it doesn't matter yeah because chick gamers suck at games so i think you're good there's some great ones and i'm on the record so this flight was delayed for two hours after passengers were sent down we delayed the
5:12 flight over this did you figure out who did it go find out who did that ████ doesn't it say sent from this person i don't think it does after alerting the crew to the messages the captain took the decision to delay the flight and informed border police of what had happened border police was rushed to the scene and quickly discovered that the threats had been sent by an 18 year old spaniard who later admitted to being responsible beat his ass yeah yeah justice for air dropping a ████ ton of scares his pants down because he ████ needs to be spanked and just ████ whoop his ass and yeah like dad's style dude i i go to the airport yesterday coming to jk right i dropped nikki off ████ two o'clock i'm like okay my flight's at five i'll go chill a little bit so i could go to one of the bars or whatever and chill a little bit and then i get there
6:02 we get on our spirit flight we uh roll out to the tarmac and then all of a sudden the pilot's like it's been 45 minutes and he's like yeah guys look we we have a brake issue we're gonna have to let the brakes um cool off for a sec so then we sit there for another hour then this lady gets up and it's hot by the way it's it's ████ hot why don't they run the ac it's a hundred ████ whatever degrees so yeah you're in the middle of tarmac it's hot as ████ they're trying to do ac ████ but nothing's working right so it sucks this lady gets up and she's ████ pissed and by the way spirit sucks communicating also spirit sucks at everything they suck but this is real this really happened you guys aren't even about to ████ believe what happened okay so this lady gets up right and she's like charges towards the captain's door
6:53 and she's like ████ knocking on the door and she's like the captain's supposed to tell us what the ████ is going on what the ████ is going on right and then she gets like they're like man ma'am and all this ████ and then she gets pulled away and then um she gets sat down and then we're sitting there for another like 25 minutes and then they're like if anyone's a doctor on board please like hit the call button because there's a medical emergency and i'm like yo what the ████ is absolutely going on the brakes are ████ up ladies and gentlemen i know we're in the middle of the tarmac though and they're making us all put the slides up of the windows so it's hotter we need to have visibility of everything around us you know what i'm saying dude so it's like okay cool it's making the plane hot as ████ and were you in this outfit the whole time yeah i'm not i'm even more dripped out more than the all-gold one which you guys will see soon
7:43 so then so then uh dude it was crazy so then this uh they all of a sudden divert us back they're like hey sorry everybody this plane just doesn't want to take off today we're going to go back to the gate after two hours sitting in the middle of tarmac in 100 degree weather did the doctor come out we get we get brought back to the gate but then before they bring the doctor on board they have the cops come in so we have to wait for that the cops come in usher this lady out the one that went to the front knocking on the ████ door and then they get the medical emergency team in but it's like why'd you get the lady out first she was just a ████ little tiny lady she weighs probably 115 pounds like like anybody could carry this lady out one hand so then then uh yeah they get the medical emergency personnel we don't even know what the ████ is going on then we finally exit the plane i don't i've been there since two o'clock i finally flew out of uh vegas at 9 30
8:36 at night oh god it was crazy brakes issue maintenance issue woman charging the cockpit hot weather hot weather and a medical emergency on the same flight and then um this lady apparently is getting a 17 or 16 thousand dollar fine what for knocking on the door don't do that don't do that what the ████ knock on the pilot's uh cabin door whatever the ████ that is a fine up to 16 000 for every knock it's like a grand it was crazy so and and the team was on board the spirit team who were by the way a bunch of ████ i mean not really their fault but the fact that they threw the book at this lady like that they threw a book like we're all hot and like okay
9:28 everyone's like losing their minds in there right why are they just on board everything i know dude it's crazy but like the fact that they just like this lady she just knocked the rattle in the door she's just like her hands look so small it's like a baby's hand she can't express how she's hands she's a small lady she's ████ thank you bart jesus but it was but they really did like let this lady have it with that like they told the cops on her and all this ████ and it's like they don't have to do that but look we have to do we just ████ have to yeah we can't do i'm like you guys delight in this ████ you guys are sitting there like this and you ████ love that she was ████ on you guys and you get to throw the book at her with your stupid little job you get to do that ████ which by the way i'm not saying that ████ them for that it's just that they're they're stupid little piece of authority they get to use over people just like mall cops and all that kind of ████ when you give them that little piece they like to use it against people so they'll make up the profit like make
10:19 the conditions so s█████ until someone loses their mind then find that person on them because there's probably other people that that's how they keep the costs down they're like don't worry some somebody's gonna lose it any second yeah everyone's gonna pay for your luggage no more and immediately and immediately too i saw i saw for a sec this is a sim steve okay sim steve for a second and a lot of people are gonna be like there's always symptoms okay i get it but no um there was a dude who was immediately like yeah okay lady so like just because you're hot and you're like you weigh 110 pounds like it's all about you like everyone here we want answers but like you should get the answers first it's like she's just trying to find out what the ████ going on dude like literally there's no communication nobody's ████ saying he's all just literally wearing food yeah i'd like complain more people asking the flight attendants and
11:10 everything too yeah everyone was so they just wouldn't answer nobody was giving us anything they were just saying sorry the breaks blah blah blah breaks and then like we had to wait wait wait wait wait and then we find out the plane's like not working eventually and all this ████ but like nobody's saying anything like that we're on there for two minutes or two hours right so you're just sitting there breathing all this hot hair around you last time i um i flied back into vegas this dude um almost died next to me uh same thing spirit yeah spirit man um he was just old dude he had a jumpsuit like you too and then he was with his wife like jogging your style right in the morning you know he was kind of sleeping and then he was just hey what's up what's my name there i forgot his name and then i'm like cool and then like when we're about to land she goes honey wake up wake up are you having a seizure and he
12:00 goes oh yeah oh and then so like we're about to like nonchalant this is because he's like yeah like that he's like he's having a seizure but he can't like and i'm like oh shoot okay and then so i'm i hit the help button right and then so like i have my you know seat belt on and everything but we're already landing so that's when they make the announcement the the ████ seatbelt sign is on and she goes excuse me it's right it's steep outside we don't give cocktails right now and then so she's starting to panic and she goes please get help please get help and i'm just like no no it's an emergency like he needs help right and then so they get up and then they're just oh he just doesn't want to drink or something so they come over like is anyone a doctor some people pop up there's a nurse and i was just like well let me get into another ████ seat and i got out of the way and i was like dude
12:51 this is ████ nuts and everyone was just trying to like make sure that he stays awake and then while we were trying to land so the whole time the plane was landing it hits the ████ like the tarmac and ████ and then like at the end of it i guess like they got him to breathe they had an oxygen machine or whatever and at the end he goes sorry everyone oh and everyone's like everyone's like nah it's not your fault man it's cool that's cute i just remember spirit airlines the latest five hours when we were trying to go to hawaii for a bargain as well that's a legion yeah that's a legion was allegiant oh probably a legion operated by spirit
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