0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to other careful boys we're very careful boys I'm gonna say it quicker because we're in a short one today we're talking about do you believe in aliens do you ████ believe oh wow yeah what's your definition of an alien alien would be like someone who comes up here from Mexico without even not even going to talk oh I Hail To Believe In Those okay I love it yeah I've seen a couple dude oh my bad I don't know if that's the right word for it you talking to meet more aliens I believe in aliens how are you gonna have these ████ pyramids all over the world they don't know how to talk to each other are you thinking pyramids are related let's go the pyramid again that's an alien structure across the world they didn't talk to each other here they don't got no DMS and shin ships and they put a point to the same ████ constellations in the ████
0:51 Sky how do they do it do you ever think about how maybe a guy like probably was not good at promoting himself back then and he probably found like all this he probably like set sail and mcfallon ████ like spread a bunch of information but he's not good at promoting himself like Christopher Columbus was like his own height dad he's a girl like who ████ found all this ████ Chris Columbus right and everyone's and then he got his shipmacist and he's like yeah see that's what's up but then this guy's just like kind of humble he's more like Nick likes yeah I'm gonna talk about his accomplishments he's like yeah like I don't know I did this thing like him in second place like in the world but like you know I probably shouldn't talk about it right like you know what I mean maybe he's just they're not hype Manning it hard enough so maybe a guy just spread information with a boat by the way Bart not the ████ hardback then just float around that's actually a really good theory thank you I was someone that just like
1:42 was quiet a genius who learned how to build the Pyramid just a guy by himself nah but like you know with his his Squad of like six people let's just say six people they had to have like ████ 600 000 people or six million people building those ████ pyramids or whatever you think couple of them didn't set sail somewhere yeah what about this what about these ████ are sleeping in the dirt because they're so ████ dumb and the pyramids are so precisely engineered you can't even stick a piece of paper between the two bricks how about that maybe they're really good Engineers but they're not really good at like interior designs and they're like ████ their sisters and ████ they just took the ████ sisters they're not the smartest people what do I think about that though maybe they're just showing you the one brick you can't stick a piece of paper between it I I see those pyramids dude this looks like you can stick out there's some gaps it looks like a fire fire paper airplane
2:32 through some of that ████ you're just talking about I guess we're zooming in on one picture being like see you can't that's that one brick you can't ████ do it see that are you saying you don't believe in aliens I'm saying I don't believe the pyramids are real for the pyramids whoever built the pyramids you think it was more likely that it was a human being and not aliens I I dude I think we could handle making that ████ pyramid I think we could ████ head up he's like have you seen Luxor exactly break what do you think you believe it yeah it's from outer space uh um well I asked you what your definition of an alien is because some people think it's just like certain molecules it could be it's not a sexier fun like a tardigrade wait do you guys believe in microbiology people are like unsexy conversations
3:23 here we go well technically that's an alien they did survive very very hot temperatures and no oxygen but are you like an alien that could look like us or something different or human right a sentient being from another planet Earth a sentient beam yeah let's go for a sentient Bean okay maybe he has depression probably anxiety a lot of anxiety yeah gave birth to cal-l he has eczema on his elbows the dry skin just I believe in woke aliens aliens is this is it is there some new thing about aliens or anything short OTR I'm wondering is there something you just brought it up I was curious he likes aliens how about this yes there is do so no you guys remember you guys remember when we
4:13 hit that asteroid recently yeah yeah there was apparently some micro biology okay now we want to talk about it there you go so there's some ████ cells or some ████ on that microbiology ████ little tiny little tiny little little buddies I also think we're engineered aminals oh ████ yeah engineered by who don't put your mouth I don't know but so there's a there's a weird coincidence we got dolphin skin right we got ████ lungs and ████ and we look really close to monkeys but for some reason we got all these extra skills so I kind of feel like aliens came down and then goes Hocus Pocus build me some pyramids and they're able to make us super smart animals to do whatever the ████ they want us to do and then bounce why if I'm an alien I came here from God knows where outside the Milky Way whatever yep why do I need you to build me a pyramid
5:03 I don't know what they're trying to do trying to ████ get didn't they say it was that energy Thing One Thing harnessing energy in a certain way with those pyramids back in the day really what do you think aliens would think about it sounds sick now right now if they came back and they're like oh look what happened to them 2000 years later you had an alien aliens on this this if they talk to Joe Biden I think they would say that we're pretty awesome I think that they would be like yeah we did it if we if they made us like yeah ████ yeah we did it there's always those talks about aliens like ████ flying around uh areas that have like nuclear missiles and ████ like that because they're like conscious about our our energy and our willingness to destroy each other but if they had come here like in ancient times and given us knowledge and stuff only to see us like ████ up our own like society and our own Planet they sometimes come in order to make sure that we're not like
5:54 you know they're neutralizing those threats they're like jamming the ████ computers and radio waves and stuff so that nukes can't be sent out so my ████ modem doesn't work when I need it to that's Spectrum bro but why do we believe that aliens will typically have a better moral compass than we do like what if they come here because they're way more woke than we are yeah thank you for proving my point what we just got those guys like thousands of years than us they're woke ████ is like they turned on each other a long time ago they've been walked dude yeah that's why they're here they're like our whole planet was canceled so that's why they came trying to teach us to not have microaggressions when we talk aliens that come here are like the the people that we sent to like Australia back in the day right it's just like Earth is like that spot for aliens do you think the aliens come here and like I want to talk to your leader but I have a lot of anxiety
6:45 that's why they're just peeking they're just checking it out and they're like we gotta go we gotta go what do I do and they leave yeah unless aliens are already here I bet they are do you guys believe in aliens yesterday I think you're pretty much a ████ idiot if you don't believe anything about that so are you are you an idiot or not are you an idiot he's thinking I believe in aliens what about you Ryan you believe in agents I yeah well I believe in in that what we've learned about the observable universe sick answer it's just it's inevitable that the probability sways in the yes side but it's not like I don't I don't think humans have gone I don't think we know well um witness one do you believe in all the in our time are we gonna make enough time I don't think so do you
7:35 believe in all the Bob Lazar stuff yeah yeah S4 what's the deal with bobbles all that stuff do you think is legit can you give us a cliff notes that Bob those are hey maybe this is gonna be a long note here yeah no let's make it long like the general public won't know maybe people up in government and high sectors because everybody puts a lot of credibility behind Bob Lazar story they do but there's problems there's a couple problems with it I do honestly I ████ believe what's the problem with what's the problem right now but no the problems with this story are just that um he he says that he he got some of the material like the one what was it um Element 115 something like that yeah he says that he got some it's like dude just ████ jealous let's see it if you want why do you think it's at his house in the fridge or something he won't say where it is but you could show a lot of
8:26 people the absolute ████ up if you actually have some what's the significance of element 115. I'm in 115 he says is what powers the craft that they use and it's not from this world well it's it's synthesis yeah but now they can make it I said yeah but it's not naturally occurring here exactly but now we made it what happened to element number one through 114 they don't know I mean they're on the they're on the periodic table still all 114 of them yeah I don't know how many that are yeah dude no you could have predicted that 115 would exist but you wouldn't know that it would have the super heavy isotope and that's what he predicted and he was right he put it down like the ████ early 80s with her heavy ice what happens if he shows it is there a threat if he like then then Jesus can't come back exactly that's not what he's worried about I don't know that's the thing I don't know but like
9:17 he could settle a lot of ████ like you want to talk ████ about babazar he could settle it by producing that's a lot of anxiety on his shoulder he's like dude I can settle this ████ or if I do this though Jesus won't come back yeah that's true and or I'll get murked for showing people this that could be and he was threatened definitely like that's what he says right and um there's other people who corroborate his story like George Knapp who looked like a ████ psychopath for years he used to be on Art Bell you guys ever listen to The Coast to Coast AM yeah this is the greatest show ever I used to do when I was a kid um but he was on there all the time George he was talking about Balthazar back then and he's talking about all the kinds of stuff that he's researched but they kind of turned him into a cracker do whackpot crack job because he was hanging out like with those types because those the only people who would ████ listen to him at the time but now that like our government's disclosed like yeah we have you know uavs now right unidentified aerial whatever or
10:08 atip exists right where they they researched that stuff they got that that guy Lou Elizondo he he's like got this bunch of tattoos that he comes out and he's like yeah they've been looking at UFOs for ████ years we don't know what they are and that's all he knows so far well that's all he I thought it was just a time traveling tourists could honestly be or that guy from Blink 182 doesn't he ████ does he need like a UFO yeah it's always him it is him he like started ████ organizations and ████ regarding like since the CIA was telling him ████ he took that on Joe Rogan years ago I saw a clip about it yeah you think he's full of ████ Tom Delong I dude I ████ don't know that's the thing you just don't know who's full of ████ who's not until you do apparently until you do I'm willing to bet that there's some aliens out there
10:59 dude I think everyone should be because it's no just me you can just keep looking until you find him it's ████ infinite the universe you think they're from The Zeta reticulous tolerance system I don't know what the ████ you said Bob ozar says that he was told he doesn't know that it's true but he was given information that they said that this is they're from The Zeta reticulate star system and again he maybe thinks this could have been disinformation they're giving him like good information with bad information to see if he's gonna leak ████ and then they'll know who leaked it because he said what right who knows oh that's the game see that's the hard part right so you never know what the ████ is up you know the only thing that I don't like enjoy about this whole alien thing is we never get HD footage of ████ okay every single time you see like a UFO rant it's like always grainy blurry and
11:49 we just live in this Mitch Hedberg said it well he's just like you know Bigfoot exists I just think he's blurry you know what I mean yeah and it's like that's why we need Colleen's red camera all the ████ Tech that we have and every single time we see one of these things it's always like questionably Blurry and that's the only thing that bugs me well what do you think the probability is that when an alien shows up someone with like a DSLR or some ████ has a ████ camera yeah that's why we need Colleen to always shoot the sky yeah to be fair I think the possibilities in today's world especially with everybody technically has more Tech and Camera capabilities and the same ████ that ████ Santa Paula to the moon like they choose 420p yeah you know I think yeah I think we can get something oh ████ mainly at 420. native if you capture it you when by the time we want to broadcast you probably gotta zoom in 20 times so it looks like ████ anyway it's all blurry bro what
12:40 what did some sick ass camera for a portrait mode you gotta get closer you can't do that I told you guys I saw UFO in the 90s right did you yeah 100 saw UFO 1996 Flagstaff Arizona I was driving here from Fairfax Virginia we were moving to California and we saw this ████ light all the way up in the sky like hi hi hi right and it's just sitting it's just chilling there completely not moving and the Sun is hitting it so it's like metal it's like reflecting or I don't know if it's metal but it's like reflecting like it's metal right and then it's just chilling there and we're watching it for probably 15 minutes because we're just driving and it's like in that direction and then was it a weird shape it was it was just so high I mean it was just a complete perfect circle right like from because on seeing the the light hit it right so I don't exactly know what it shape is because the light's hitting it so hard
13:30 but um like there's not a cloud in the whole ████ it's completely Blue Desert Sky right and then after like 15 minutes my whole family's looking at my grandma my sister everybody's looking at right and then all of a sudden out of nowhere a cloud forms around it and I'm not getting and it it sucked inside of itself and like left this like residual Cloud that's the purple Infinity that's what when Thanos use into the cloud it looks like that it looked well I mean you know that's that's a really high high def version of what I saw like but it was like way far away right okay yeah yeah okay it was so far away but it was it was like Cloud around it sucks inside of itself we all saw the same thing it was ████ crazy well do you think that was what sparked your interest in UFOs when you saw that no I definitely you were like balls deep
14:20 in UFOs I was in balls deep but ever since I saw Independence Day which was just like it was the scene it was everyone's Gateway is that what sparked your hatred for weather balloons dude Roswell did bro Roswell did Independence Day was sick AF it was defense ████ dude it's one of the best movies ever dude ever I wish the secret we saw it at the right age too I should have just never made it they should have never made the sequel no but watching that movie you feel like a ████ kid I'll fight for our country I love that it becomes and you're also you're also like dude like a soccer alien dude I bunch of alien in the ████ face when he's all rocked and he crashes a ship you know not one-on-one combat okay they do make some of that stuff seem um you know the way is obviously it's ████ a movie but the way they tie in all those things that you're already curious about right it's like is there a
15:10 ████ Area 51 does the government know about and the president himself does it yeah it doesn't know you're kind of like wait a minute I guess that could make sense yeah that's what the word is right is that um after World War II presidents were asking about what's going on in Area 51 and I guess uh ████ what's his name uh not Truman Jerry O'Connell not Joe O'Connell his brother one of the one of the presidents was like hey brothers I want I want to know what's going on at Area 51 and they're like you don't have need to know right this is like above your clearance level and then he threatened to send the military was it one of the bushes it wasn't one of the bushes earlier yeah resident didn't have enough clearance yeah it was a president it was a president I don't remember who was it true
16:01 that's ████ crazy I do remember that though I feel like you can't trust the president dude and then they call that the Majestic group or Majestic 12 which is like the group that's like above above above like clearance and like you you like only like a couple people even know about it see I love the idea of clearance you know what I mean yeah like that's cool already apparently Bill Clinton also revealed that he sent a team to Area 51 to make sure there were no aliens in 2022. he was freaking out what yeah this week revealed he sent his National Security advisor to inspect Area 51 in Nevada for aliens that's crazy why wouldn't you go I just go when you go Obama acknowledged the existence of Area 51 in 2013. well it was already it was already Declassified by then they had already admitted it in the I think late 90s is when they actually said yeah air
16:52 51 exists and what do they say about it like what's in a test range they work on technology that they don't want other countries to know they're working on so it makes sense if that's you know it's alien they bought acres and Acres but what's all this stuff about the butt probing and Aliens like where the ████ did that come like all the Rednecks always say my butt got touched yeah like well there's got to be some truth rumors right I think so if there's a Common Thread wishful thinking combined with hallucinations wishful thinking if you're an alien though let me ask you this how about this yeah if you're an alien and you want to abduct someone and then you want them to tell a story that no one will believe [Music] [Laughter] where I'm going with this wouldn't you get him to do some crazy ████ you don't even need them to do yeah like
17:43 hey uh we need you to jerk off in this silver dish I think I was like what the ████ yeah we're gonna need you to jerk it pretty good and we need to jerk it and come in the silver dish it's pretty it's pretty smart ████ hair samples and ████ whatever it's smart as hell because probing something up your ass is timeless like the first guy said that ████ decades ago and it's still funny that's true it's still sticking around they're smart enough to know that this is gonna work yeah like doesn't get old humans will never believe they didn't even Discover it they thought it was a theory for a long time that the male prostate was all the way up there yeah but then in the early 60s yeah just after Roswell that's when it first started again that's when I started you know yeah allocated some budget into that study started exploring it it started pressing on it but probably is Evergreen so yeah it's always going to
18:34 be a good business always going to be good yeah it's always going to stem a lot of content from like butt probing yeah I think so what's your butt probing business idea I don't know maybe like an escape room type of deal okay like an alien themed escape room okay and do I sign a waiver yeah for sure because my my thing about Escape rooms is there's never high enough Stakes but there's no escape from the probing what if you're okay with it then that's fine then it's a win-win for everyone then you're turned away at the door because the one thing about Escape rooms is when I when they give me a brain teaser I'm like I don't give a ████ dude like you eventually you don't care and then you're just like all right what's this group of people doing and you kind of like ████ around you've been in there
19:24 not caring a little bit a little bit dude that's my whole problem I had that problem with escape room I went to one escape room I think that ruined it for me because it was so cool and so immersive and like you had to like reach under things and like pull like it just worked it was the best ones yeah the best ones and then I went to one where just like brain teasers figure it out what's this number divisible by it I'm like oh no that sucks guys guys I found triangles are linked together you might as well like rip the pages out of a Highlights magazine just wrap my head in it yeah dude I was like I paid money for this I like paid money I appreciate and there's no butt plug there's no high stakes then I'm not gonna solve this puzzle I think you're good at this there was a really good a good one in in uh like right around the corner from here it closed down exit game yeah that's the one I did that was lit did you go to the North Korea base it was so good you did that one the kid Kim jong-il's like on a
20:16 screen I'm talking ████ I thought it was David so actually for a while it's so good he's like you can't defuse my bomb I thought that was David so [Music]
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