0:00 [Music] obviously we've all heard johnny depp has won right hey let's go back i'm an amber her truther though actually oh yeah i think she's i think she's getting ████ over in this case yeah i'll be i'll be listening to the appeal if you ask me for you good for you hey look believe all women oh ████ he said he said at the same time i wasn't surprised at all i thought that was coming i knew that was coming out women wasn't something we just do for a little while by the way you guys just all forgot what did we do before yeah well we were supposed to keep doing it with the shoulder drug i thought that was only for like two years but yeah that's what i heard so so so he wins the case but the uh real star of the show ends up being uh one of his lawyers right
0:50 camille vasquez everybody she has a question they were always shipping them right yeah are they shipping them is that what's happening they were like they were getting raw clothes and like just snickering all the time a lot of coffee and stuff and he's like oh thank you people are shipping them because it looks like she's his like knight in shining armor standing up for him and like his in his like dignity and his integrity yeah there's a damsel in distress she got she did have beef with amber heard she was making her look foolish bro she was flipping her off in court dude yeah she was going like that and ████ but also what did you expect like someone with a latino wife you think she camille was gonna lose to amber's lawyers have you ever argued with a latina before it's it's wrong it's hard not winning it's hard that was the best move he could have made for his like legal defense i want to see like a latino lawyer and like a vietnamese lawyer just like going oh that that court case will be like 10
1:40 years they'll probably start scrapping actually can we do a re-trail with all viets oh my god i ever heard the wrong people she got a bunch of jewish dudes she should have got some vietnamese oh she said they would have played dirty dude i don't think they would have had like the bandwidth to type all of that out properly like in the legal proceedings gotta get a fast one huh oh man this i like how they're not really making better points though i don't they're not making better better points just a lot of expletives well with the ████ that she had like the evidence she had it was all proven completely wrong yeah like it was all lies i felt so bad for her lawyers because they
2:31 had nothing to work with they were just like what do we do with this ████ and then they just come out looking dumb yeah that's crazy a public uh trial where everyone gets to watch pick more likable lawyers man dude how do you win it means lawyers how do you win when like the idea is you get the girl you get amber on the stand and it's like did you in fact poo poo on the bed like just bringing that up and putting that in everyone's heads it's already that imagery it's over her explanation was like it was a joke it was a prank i think that would be hilarious of a lawyer camille vasquez uh uh recently was promoted for this trial
3:23 she made partner a partner with brown rudnick yeah because of it yeah i don't know what that means yeah yeah but when i watch a lord movie and it's like it's like because the uh law firm she was part of was brown rudnick but now to be like brown rudnick vasquez i'm guessing is what they'll change the name too that's pretty cool that's name partner i don't know it's like if this became jka news jk news dude you guys are all jk news remember i did the acronym for you guys right now jitsukawa or jay kwang for bart right it stumbles a little bit uh
4:23 [Laughter] jkkk news right bring it to the hood okay but it's worth taking it you know like we're taking the hood we're taking the hood back oh oh like the hooded yeah oh making the whole workshop again yeah we'll figure it out yeah yeah yeah that's the kkk there's a okay you could also say hood that like neighborhood and then there's the kkk hood so i gotta explain the joke to you guys i know we should do let's launch it and then we'll figure it out that's what we do around here but make merch first what the viewers think happened okay yeah i feel like that much
5:13 would hit it we should do a really big birch bite too so we have a lot of inventory like hundreds of thousands we're gonna be in the whole heavy and then dig ourselves out we don't want our customers against the wall to order it then they can't get it when it's all hot i know right we've been having so many shipping issues from china like why would you want to do that to yourself we just gotta order i'm gonna get hella dixie flags i will get a lot of hoods though if we placed an order that big they would go this this has to get out like they're like somebody from america is ordering 500 000 kkk shirts we'll get the shipping through but yeah you know what's funny is they get kkk shirts from china do you think they get tikki uh torches thrown in as like an additive like they're buying in bulk yeah
6:06 well you know i mean we um we sent a lot of merch from like losing teams to like uh poor countries yeah all right and that that happened too with the civil war really so there's a lot of confederate merch like just everywhere yeah and like yeah a lot of different countries army surplus there's old stuff here they're just like yeah we don't want them yeah let's sell it with your flags blankets yeah koozies so somewhere out there there's a little cambodian boy with the ████ civil war basket a confederate hat that's right yeah fake ray bans with the logos on the side let's do another kid with a four-peat laker shirt yeah there's a kid in a pool and he's got like a he's under like an inflatable confederate flag but it stays a flop when i was at usc there was an international student who uh like she was from china she's wearing this cool
6:57 like military jacket i don't think she knew what any of the patches were she had a confederate flag she was a racist and she was in like she was just like walking around campus wrapping a confederate flag but i don't think she knew what it meant she would always just get like these weird looks she got some compliments though like yo that jacket is it's kind of like sticking it to him in a little bit right it's like hey did you know the back of your jacket says white power why because confederate real hardcore confederators wouldn't want to see a chinese person wearing that ████ that's pretty good you're kind of ████ on themselves it's like you've reduced our flag to just that a fashion symbol you don't even know what it is do you think there was some amber her johnny depp trial merch that they would sell on the outside yeah weren't they doing that dude i can't wait if it was like the eastern western conference finals like head-to-head type stuff a bunch of kids in africa amber heard
7:48 ████ losers they should do that like instead of like super bowl championships it's like supreme court like championship trial shirts you know what i mean it was the biggest court case they could have done every generation of redone like the roe v wade merch you don't need this whole year dude that was a big one but it got kind of overshadowed by this one that's how stupid humans are i hope this means they're gonna start uh televising or like broadcasting more cases they should because the one i really wanted to see was the galen one and that one was bigger than this ████ yeah for some reason this is boring it was so boring but i thought it was kind of weird where none of them none of none of the people that she you know uh accused were were were caught for anything what were you talking about well if you saw the trial you would know
8:38 steve are you part of a team to cover up this no no no no i'm just saying i'm just gonna thank you green's husband i'm just saying if nick if he thought he he was kind of suspicious mr nikki green thank you if gallane was you know she would she get what she get convicted of right sex trafficking right yes miners yeah to to who to who that's all that's all i'm saying can you prove that she sexual sex trafficked to anyone because we don't know anybody that she sucks there's no ledger or anything there's no list that's why they didn't televise the court ████ yeah whatever happened well that's why they didn't release the names of anyone right because they were like well because it didn't happen yeah exactly steve is steven's team jeffrey epstein killed himself i just think we should listen to all sides i think your team
9:28 believe all women devils that's what it is i do believe women including colleen maxwell no doesn't stop guys it doesn't stop at like oh just because you do what do you do that could choose your battles because i'm on this side of the table i'm with steve i'm telling you that hey mr believe all women what do you do when two women are arguing which one i stay silent yeah [Applause] yeah i recuse myself and i will i would like to appoint a woman a female judge yes pro-choice or pro-life uh i let the woman answer it for me wow it has nothing to do with my organ this guy is pulling up from her that's not going to do with my organs how do you define a woman
10:18 we'll let a woman decide that's why yeah let a woman answer that oh yeah it's like which woman do you want to point to and i'm like oh no oh no it's a slippery slope how do i oh no i'm trying to pander how do i pander you can only pan her so much i've reached my pendulum pander malfunction pander overlord oh [Music] you
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