0:00 [Music] so the guy who attacked dave chappelle is back on the news oh i heard about it you heard about that what happened yeah he's a fight he's fine he got like a conference stabbing his roommate or something yeah but that's where he's getting charged what happened before because they were basically looking for him from that crime yeah way back yeah so his previous roommate stabbed him so he was wanted for attempted murder and he kind of just outed uh where he was once that dave chappelle thing kind of gained traction and went everywhere then they were like oh there he is did he use that gun it's the same rep the same knife still has blood on it i don't it doesn't say that he used that but uh he probably has a nice collection of weird knives i'm sure it was something else well damn that makes that a little scarier than
0:50 right if he was willing to stab his roommate he might have actually stabbed dave chappelle and it was a uh it was one of those transitional housing so it wasn't like it's not like he had a like a place he's like this guy's in a transitional housing means he probably did something else too before yeah that's what uh dave chappelle is saying like he's like i got tackled by someone leaves in his hair [Laughter] he obviously isn't doing that well where do you get tickets to go see dave chappelle yeah there's a line out the door i don't know man fudge and those tickets are not they're not cheap maybe he was sitting outside and then you know like that's something for money and someone just dropped a stub somebody in line that's what happened do this exactly and how did he get through security with a knife what the hell yeah that's what's
1:40 crazy that gun shape yeah a gunship is a gun shaped knife what the d8 dropped charges too right well they reduced the charges so i've reduced it not to a felony to like a misdemeanor because he didn't use the you know why he's one of those crisis actors they've rebooked so next week there's going to be like a plane crash and he's going to be one of the people running out of fire like oh with the knight he's always got his he's the knife guy i recognized him from dave chappelle show hire that guy it has to be hit and miss with security because like i went to the fair just last week the l.a county fair yeah security guards are like 13. what's going on right now yeah it it yeah i guess they did it may instead of september because they're scared there's going to be another shutdown and they want to make money so they didn't want a pomona yeah um but yeah the security i brought my backpack because i brought my camera and he's like oh i got to check your backpack i'm
2:30 like all right open it up and he just goes like this he's like is this it i was like he's like oh you're good i'm like damn i could have had so much other ████ under the camera oh i thought he pulled out a knife he's like this it's only a three inch blade you're good hey when we went and then a couple couple weeks or yeah a couple weeks ago we went to legoland no security check at all at legoland we just walked in who's gonna shoot up legoland though yeah you know what's known as girl disneyland they're thorough when you walk through they like look at everything they pick it up and we bring a stroller and even on the stroller they're like looking at all kinds of ████ i'm like wow two stages of security at disneyland there's downtown disney and then once you get past downtown disney and then before you get into disneyland actually yeah it's freaking i also heard the buzz lightyear ride does an x-ray as you leave no that's a beam for that game where you're like shooting the targets i'm so imagine above and beyond but security
3:22 got him that'd be a funny way to hide it though in a ride it's like uh the tsa thing they should let it ride they should hide their security better that kind of is gone now that i wish like i was able to see the gilroy garlic festival it's gone oh because it got it got shot up you got a shot and then kovit took them out because because of like they don't have any more money to like throw the event so there's garlic rotting there because like what else is that space for i don't know that whole town's just garlic life does it still smell like it yeah you drive past it yeah it's because a lot of garlic farms they should spin it call it the garlic ghost town it's haunted now you can smell the ghost of garlic and you see the breath of the ghost you're good at marketing man this one's really good garlic ghost towel the town man right coming in save the day and if you need a toe we have garlic toe in town
4:12 our drivers have the best breath every toe comes with garlic bread garlic bread because you've been probably waiting for a while oh dude i would love to get toad then yeah that sounds like a dress you need to make a tow truck made out of like garlic like you know how oscar meyer has that hot dog mobile instead of armor all it's just garlic oil and god spread it everywhere you never thought about adding some like wacky addition to like like a perk to being like a gimmick company to get yeah we even thought we thought about giving the unboxing uh boxing glove key chains and then so like hey dude thank you so much if ever in trouble just look at your keychain and then freaking and then we'll come in cause are you guys all fighters and then you have a tow truck company and they ████ you up dude it's called knockout toy yeah knockout the the logo is already like a boxer with boxing gloves so we just have the that and then the number and that'll be plenty of the jojo drivers wearing boxing gloves all the time
5:03 and he can't do his job he's talking to me a couple seconds what are you saying oh let me take my mouthpiece off he's all sorry he's gonna take a while but the uh the customer can't look for the job so we can have them just punch the tablet instead of signifies like here you've officially been ko'd thank you sir that'd be dope it'll be funny if they call you and you guys pull up and start sparring with him if you have any complaints let me take you to the complete department if you can beat me your toe is free exactly it's like an 80 year old lady she's like all right dear i was like oh snap she has hands oh my god yeah i was a four-time boxing golden glove champion back in 1940 and she's still alive bro dude old people still forget do you see that video with the old dude like in lighting up that young dude yeah
5:54 the sweater yeah oh yeah wait is this like in public or at a match yeah some young dude was going a thousand percent though he was ████ up that dude he looked like he was ████ up a hip like a yoga instructor yeah but that yoga instructor was like freaking like yeah yeah what are you gonna do what are you gonna do and the old guy's like yeah the other guy's like i'm like that's ron when he's old dude oh yeah but with a long freaking he caught him with overhand though is justice yes that'll be a pretty good branding though knockout towing you come here and get knocked the ████ out start with the keychain and then do the sparring just ████ that see how that does first you know test the waters you should be like street fighter where you get their card you start ████ it up you start beating this shot i did a video of that because we have
6:44 wrecked cars there a lot i played the freaking street fighter songs like i was like oh you can't talk too you were ████ up the car it was the lexus es uh yeah well ls 402 oh sure the gray one on the dock at least uh being knockout towing makes it less likely that someone getting toad's going to want to fight you to keep their car when you're towing them for that reason they get pretty freaking mean man people are pretty bold these days what's the meanest person you guys don't do repo huh no yeah we don't we do nice but you do but you do towing if someone's illegally parked somewhere and someone calls if the property calls us so like uh like the other week we had a impound a harley because someone didn't pay for their storage space so no one was there like okay we need this out of here you can tow it and then do whatever with it so we towed a brand new harley just put on a flatbed yeah yeah and then um actually i towed it myself because everybody was booked and we had an extra truck so i was like i got in i did it and then uh which is a hassle by the way
7:35 yeah so what do you do ram push it up yourself yeah it was a flat tire which makes it worse so i'm like i'm putting a neutral and it took me like six tries so i'd run as fast as i could and roll it up and they slam on the brake and they get zip ties to zip tie the brake shut and then with motorcycles though they don't stay in park so if there's an incline they go and it stops so i have to i have to um get the bed flat before it falls off the bed wow um and then they didn't get it they didn't park it like this where the handlebars were locked in locked sideways no yeah yeah luckily the handlebars weren't uh weren't locked because then you'd have to put on i don't even know motorcycles yeah i'd have to slide that lock that's dumb ████ flat tire idiot ████ harley owners usually they disappear it's usually like a drug issue or they died or something like that oh so it's been unpaid for months so we go out who's yours now yeah
8:27 what's up oh i'm looking for one what would you say if ron pulls up in a row i want a 48. you have a ton of hell's angels rolled up your favorite bike and they're like you got my boys back yeah i was like all right sir no problem that'll be a 15 thousand dollars ████ but i'm gonna give you fifteen percent off because i i i appreciate your causing what you do he's like 13k he's like or we can fight and if you win i'll give it to you how many how much would it cost for that guy to get his bike out um it's a 85 dollar hookup and then 10 bucks some or 15 10 to 15 bucks a mile depending if we work with and every night right don't you get charged every five dollars a day dude that's my old that might be like 30k like 15k plus though if they don't pick up their bike at the storage unit they've already been gone 30 days or 90 days
9:18 there's a good chance that but they get a notification the registered owner gets a letter saying that hey it's in the possession of this tow yard you know and then when we put a lien in it they get another notification it's like hey this company put in for a lien you have 90 days to repossess your vehicle but what if he's stuck in a jungle in southeast asia and because of kove he can't come here yeah you ever thought about that ron he's effed so if he gets if he brings the doctor's note i'll go ahead and submit this thank you thank you if he gets 20 off if he arrives in the 89th day to pick it up what's his range of cost to get his bike out more than his worth yeah yeah because 89 times what 85 you said yeah at the minimum yeah it's like 200 dude yeah that's why you ever get yeah i mean everybody's got their car towed because they parked some of their oh you go you go that same day to go pick up your car and it's like 400 yeah yeah yeah yeah i think in my car i
10:09 see my car told all the time because i was going to la trade tech you know that mcdonald's right there i didn't want to pay for the permit so i would always park there and then they would tow it and then uh i'm like oh ████ it's not ████ here and then so i would go and uh ask mcdonald's like who tows it and they'd give me the number to go there and when i go there these shady ████ would close at like three so that they can charge you the overnight fee so by that time i pick it up yeah it's like three four hundred bucks i'm like what the and they're still there you're like hey can i get my car sorry we're closed yeah i'm like but you're here though yeah yeah but our system's close what would you do if you were sent into a car you get there and you find out it's a guy that you know and he's like hey wrong fifteen percent off i'm gonna give you the homie hook up [Music]
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