0:00 [Music] there's this dude a competitor a competitor in Chinese chess says he has sued the National Association in China for mental distress after he was stripped of a title for drinking alcohol and shading in the bathtub of of his hotel at a recent competition wait you can't ████ at your hotel can ████ in your bathtub in the bathtub oh the bathtub what if you ████ in the bathtub but then you push it down with your feet is that what you did evidence yeah I think that there was evidence didn't you do something close to this yeah B did what where in a shower oh at Jill's House yeah yeah he didn't just push it down his feet he had to like fingernail scrape it off of the ████ pile had ████ stomach poisoning whatever the ████ it was it bounced off the bathtub and went to the
0:50 tile cuz she bounc so why did you act dig it you're like well I didn't do this ████ like yeah I was scraping out the wall my fingernails sure well that was out of my bodily control this is sounded like he was doing it on purpose I never did on purpose gas yeah PSI is that yeah dude PSI dude it might be a simple mistake had a fullback blowout he probably never seen a western bathroom before so he ████ in a toilet and showered in a toilet I mean ████ in the bathtub and showered in the toilet who reported that I like ████ in the toilet and shower yeah who who in his room reported that what a ████ animal okay so so this guy's name is Yan changlong he doesn't deny what happened but wrote in a civil complaint this week that he drank a moderate amount of beer to celebrate his win with other players and I own it and that some food had caused stomach problems and he couldn't
1:40 make it to the toilet in time this is your that's so funny how can you make it to the bathtub but not the toilet they're right there what right next to you all right cancel him yep he goes oh I don't know what to do maybe he turned the wrong way it's like a matter of a split second difference the complaint came you got to clean up you got to clean up yeah oh he left it huh the complaint came one week after a social media post by the Chinese shangi Association Shang shut up shut up that's not what it's called oh you know what that's Chinese chess shangi see yeah yeah all right that described the drinking and defecation it said an investigation had found that Yan damaged Hotel property violated public order and good behavior and had a negative impact on the tournament why didn't he clean it it's not that hard where do you go back
2:31 it's your own ████ he just left it there for the ████ yeah run the foset just yeah he left it there for the that's ████ up I think you should be disqualified for that I do too for being a filthy ████ animal so that affected the tournament itself they stripped him of his title yeah it's bad it's bad conduct dude but the Kaka has nothing to do with his title but the Yan's complaint which demands that the association apologize restore his reputation in the media and pay him $100,000 Yan which is $4,000 in Damages he might win this he might really win that how do he Resto it's hard to say though because in China if an organization or Association usually associated with the government wants to make an example of you in order to keep like The Prestige of something a certain way and Chinese chess is a Chinese game too so they probably have a lot of national pride in their own games it's not like regular chess or like soccer or
3:22 something like that but the Chinese chess Pride isn't it just ████ marbles but it's Chinese and it's not marbles it's like little circular pog IL it's similar to regular like a bishop Queen it's the same no I played Chinese chess before it's the triangle and you put the marel no that's Chinese checkers chines one on the little the one that's on a star yeah the ttin little ttin yeah it's like a star David chines you play with five other players it has characters on it what the ████ is that thing myob it's my oh yeah my you're being racist right now no that's Chinese Tic Tac Toe bro d That's Chinese Chinese chest is actually really fun no no it's like yeah it's like regular chest there's a bishop ████ all know the all the different the same ones pawns it's just it's literally like just chess but just slightly different very very yeah but how can you tell the difference of the pieces they're all squares they they have characters on them they I
4:13 don't read Chinese but isn't it kind of unrelated this this to me would be like if Conor McGregor's ████ in a bathtub and then the UFC strips him of his title that's nuts to me right but I think it's different because you know how China is China China has like like you for example there was um but he didn't test positive for steroids or something like there was a dude who won the rap of China right like this whole ████ a giant TV show about like finding rappers and stuff right and then the second he cheated or like he he had adultery with an a Chinese actress who has like a husband and children damn because of that the government stepped in and wanted to make example of hip-hop culture in general and then they banned tattoos and rap from all TV and they shut down everything they took all his music off everything because because it was about keeping the nation's pride and imagery at like a Prestige type that's
5:05 true cuz then people will look at this and be like see Chinese people always ████ in ████ bathtubs and ████ it makes the Chinese people yeah so if a dud what quest won number one which they did but then they stri got stripped the tow cuz you guys are back filling toilets up right backing all the toilets up in the whole hotel that's that's what that's what reminded me like when you said that because at first I'm like maybe he's suing because you can only strip someone's title away if you already had a precedent in the paperwork that said any it's like a conduct agreement if that's not there then I could see him suing and going well you can't strip me because it didn't say you could do that when I signed on but because China is a communist country doesn't ████ matter they can come in and be like well here's what's happening and the whole studio has to follow it yeah yeah they just add new rules and you're supposed to have follow it it's that it's that that's
5:55 exactly what it is cuz even when I was working on that show they the the show that I was on had a rep from the government and randomly there were just like no dyed hair Exposed on camera that was it everyone's like oh ████ well I got to put a hat on now yeah the day that that happened while I was trying to makeup people came to my hotel room and had to ████ put makeup all over my tattoos and I was like a background choreographer you know what I mean and it's like wait why are there no tattoos the show doesn't give a ████ it's just now there's like a ████ thing above it government won't let you have tattoos on TV that's ████ crazy I can see the story having got so big that now the government's like you're not going to win this ████ game yeah imagine it going viral on Chinese social media like this guy's ████ in the bathtub you know what I mean he's the winner of Chinese chess and it's like no we can't have that and if China's good at anything it's showing the rest of the country that you're not going to win when you fight back that's probably the best point yeah that's why they about to take over uh Thailand Taiwan sorry my bad thank you
6:47 you almost caused the War bro some people really think this is actual news my bad my bad yeah a lot of people think this is real news so and they take it real seriously at the comments so you got to be careful I tell no I know not tell you got to apologize right now take it back to Taiwan goe I'm not even gonna be in this video because I'm G to be Associated uh my bad thail that was really good thank you Taiwan you said my bad Thailand well well- handed yeah I think you're not wrong I think it's called Taiwan land that's a very s so he shortened it by Thailand hey thanks Joel you ████ understood jeez I was trying to say that the whole time I don't think that is pretty embarrassing imagining that you're like the story of you having ████ in the bathtub got to a global level like this be funny kind of gives you character you're like damn the ████ chess champion a ████ yeah that's crazy bathtub ████ yay I still don't
7:38 understand his excuse I could have make it to the toilet yeah that part got me yeah it is kind of we never know the circumstances maybe it was like a really big hotel room in the bathtu was really far from the toilet it was Bart's actual same story where he was taking the shower and he was sick and he just ████ it while he was taking a shower but would the ████ would have went down the tub human thinger maybe he's thinking his M it's going to ████ explode and technically the toilet hole is like this big but the bathtub is like there's a lot of space it's better to explode into a smaller hole so you keep it contained yeah but you got to stomp it down if it's a real chunky Bud last time that you could last time you couldn't make it to to the toilet oh disaster was it was the was the time window so close that if you had ████ up and accidentally ended up on the tub there' be no time to switch back to toilet yeah you can't if it goes it
8:29 sprays that might be what happened then maybe he just we have an expert cuz otherwise the comments would be calling us out for like just misinformation we get a guy who knows I know why didn't he clean it that's true that's dirty man well if it's at a hotel do you guys clean everything no if I spray ████ everywhere if I yeah if I did ████ on theb ████ I feel bad hey remember the story I told you my my ex who had ████ on the bed I I didn't clean that oh you're mean calleded it up and I went to the laundry and I stuffed it behind the ████ corn you know what in a sense that's cleaning that's still clean it's not in your room disolving that's not cleaning you put it on the janitor yeah I got someone else fired you didn't take the poop and put on the TV I got a guy fired and then deported like why why would a bed sheet be behind the trash can you're ████ fire get
9:20 the ████ out of job yeah come on and why take ████ in it you know what I mean you stole the bed sheet you put the tured here so you could leave with it it was my dream to own a hotel but I feel like it's probably one of the most disgusting things people dying people overdosing people ksing there people ████ and coming everywhere ████ on bed come on the ceiling just so you can't yeah so you can say you can't active shooter active shooter poop party remember uh how dietrix was telling us he he used to work as a a motel cleaner oh ████ in Sacramento and he said that uh they he would come in there and there would just be like cocaine there'd be blood all over the wall and he said he said the what him and his friend would do that were working for that company they would they
10:11 would just pee on everything cuz if it's piss they have to get a different cleaner because it's bio or something oh ████ so they would just put their own pee on the so if they see if they saw cocaine they're like ████ I piss on the cocaine they piss on it sh because then you have to you have to bring in a different qualified uh cleaner what if it was a murder case like oh DS his DNA with the blood dude that's actually really scary yeah D there's just ████ a chopped head a bunch of blood they I don't want to clean this let me pee all over it you know those those qualified cleaners those crime scene cleaners we were looking into actually getting one of those businesses they make money why didn't you want to do it and make it all fale to provide opportunity yeah I think it's it's cuz they can't pee on stuff as easily job yo I'll be I I'll do it they
11:01 can't just give me a pressure washer there you go I'll do it
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