0:00 [Music] a woman has been charged with abuse of a corpse for a 2020 incident in which she allegedly threw the ashes of her boyfriend's mother late mother i should say into a lake hold on how you handle ashes counts as abusive that's ████ yes you should be able to dump that anywhere you want anywhere wrong it didn't belong to her it belonged to her boyfriend so what had happened so what if your wife and you broke up and then she took like your uh mom's ashes all right cat you're getting personal right now and obviously i would fight my ex-wife yeah yeah i'd obviously fight her you would have to fight me show her how i'd hold the knife though like
0:53 why would i but it'd scare her so augustine gladney age 40 of fort worth was arrested last month gladney gladney oh she's too old to do this she was arrested last month after she reportedly admitted her actions to her boyfriend ernest smith smith who was 38 told police back in june 2020 that he returned home one night to find that the urn containing his mother's cremated remains was missing smith told investigators he and glady were dating at the time but were not on good terms so allegedly after some fight or something like that what do you think the fight was about awesome but they were dating they were dating this is casual but did she hate her mom she hated his mom the mom was dead no but she hated before i think it was just petty i don't know oh it's like this is what will hurt him emotionally how would you know dude how would you know your
1:43 ████ the ashes are gone though yeah like that's who's checking that check that every time you get home okay maybe it was the whole urn though dude yeah maybe the urn is see-through wow those that's new on the market like a pimp's champagne cup wow the whole urn was missing not that like they couldn't see the content that's where she ████ up because she she would have dusted it out and then she put it back on a plastic bag on the inside you know what i mean yeah just you take the urn out and then the plastic bag that has all the ashes is it really like that a lot of the times the dramatized version of plastic inside i used to work at like a at a earth shop why would you want to keep it why would you want to keep turkeys i thought when i said shop you should have been like you're lying what the ████ an urn shop well it's like something at agrabah
2:34 it was it was a it was a stand at the mall fast forward to may 2022 when smith told authorities he overheard a phone conversation between gladney and her daughter she has a daughter uh who was at their home at the time and in that phone call gladney allegedly told her daughter that she had thrown the urn full of ashes into lake worth a reservoir and recreation area in the city smith told police he was unable to reach gladney until early midnight monday night and it was apparently around that time that she texted him admitting that she had thrown his mother's ashes into the water that's ████ up i find it is it ████ up though if she liked swimming there yeah what if she what if that was her that's a great logic for that or maybe it's like you know she hates lake gladney you know she hates it yeah that's what that's why she said every time we went fishing she would always complain she ████ hated that every
3:24 time she drove by that place she would go out the window ████ that leg this ████ gladness spectrum for abuse of a corpse is very broad then yeah because i thought she like i guess it makes sense though because think about it like uh if you were uh ernest smith boyfriend right and same same kind of personal situation somebody's taking your mother's ashes and then ████ dumps it somewhere you're not thinking like to you that's like that's my mother so in that same way it's i guess it is like the abuse of the remains crazy because like usually when you think of corpse like you're not thinking of ashes and there's kind of a limited amount of time to abuse a corpse that's your limitations you just can't get to it anymore i could find a few ways to abuse some ashes yeah like how that just sucks because damn that could like how would you abuse smash what are you gonna do this is the best part of the video give us many examples i'll ████ make that ████ into dough and
4:14 then melo sexualized our viewers our viewer retention is spiking the pottery scene of a ghost oh i can make a pocket ████ out of it and then ████ it maybe i don't want to add i don't want to turn it into clay maybe i want to just start sprinkling it all over my body to desecrate it on my ball sack like it's baby powder oh ████ uh dude you got haunted though and whose ashes do you want to desecrate on your ball sack yeah enemies throw some names anybody anybody i hate anybody enemies ashes on your ball sack yeah cause i'm this that's i mean why would you tell somebody ████ you if you if you hate them because that's a favor you don't say ████ you because you want to you just want to have sex with them right that's what everyone says about
5:04 that's true i do want to have sex with everyone one of my i hate you so ████ you i hate you so bad ████ you two is they think i'm hitting on them yeah you've been hitting on them yup oh ████ damn anthony's got a big ass crush on me yeah like dude this guy told me city tells me ████ you every single day yeah yeah just saying guys but i don't know ash is i don't know ashes are pretty gross let's just start the word that's true it's hard it seems pretty easy if you wanted to like steal ashes you just would take most of them yeah fill the urn with ovaltine and then put them in what the hell is it top it off with freaking dude we gotta get cats and mobile teams it's like um you wanna change your life no what is that it's a great life change it's the greatest breakfast vault hershey's
5:55 chocolate it's like it starts as a powder and then it's like you make chocolate milk oh chocolate milk powder like the uh nestle yeah yeah nicely yeah is the best one though i never had it it's like ness quick but well that's because martin marketing in the 90s for oval team was pretty aggressive yeah it was yeah how come only chinese people keep it alive now if you go to a chinese restaurant they have oval teams really yup oh i would love to go to that restaurant i would love to go to that restaurant order nothing but ovaltine and leave keep them coming they just freak them out three more staple like here you always have like like uh sriracha at restaurants oh yeah oh you're an american staple my friend and i are here to order some oval tea keep bringing them all out until we one
6:46 of those passes the ████ out you guys want to be buried or burnt i think i want to be um turn into ashes and scattered at disneyland for no reason at all yeah where the small world god the small world people really be doing that a lot they do and that's why i want to be part of it even though i don't give a ████ about disney well it's hard because you can't go with the urn so i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to have ashley steve in my pocket like this and then while we're on the small world right i'm gonna ████ do it like she's you stupid to do it like sort of dramatically though like where everyone's definitely going to see it and you definitely are getting thrown out of disney god like right at the top of splash mountain where like you throw it out but it all just falls back on everything there's just a photo everyone has ashes on their little kids in front of like and you went as a single rider so you don't know
7:36 the other four people you are the front you have the front of this that's the ████ move dude the rider they came all the way from wisconsin and they came for that picture dude gave her that ████ picture they were gonna buy it and everything to make them shut down space mountain because they have to ████ clean it all up humans he didn't you gotta go in the middle of like the ████ parade magic they turn the lights on at space mountain you see ash everywhere you're gonna ash elsa well she's like waking up yeah have you seen when they um cremate monks that are enlightened they bust out their their remainders and then they pull out they they pull out pearls they say that they ████ enlighten so hard that after you you burn the ████ out of them they turn into pearls dude you made me
8:27 do it propaganda you know when you're at the boardwalk and there's that one shop that sells pearls and they put the pearls in an oyster no matter which oyster you choose like you'll always get a pearl always get a purple that's blue that's what it sounds like whatever monkey burn you get pearls you have pearls who's the monk that has the pearl duty you know he's like he has this ████ wizard pearl planter and then yeah he's like planning a pearl he's like george yep here we go i need some quick money i can just burn some monks yeah dude monks are like like right before they're about to get burnt they're just like hey you got any extra pearls like a swallow yeah man did that true did that one monk who burned himself in that one famous photo end up as a pearl no he just was on the cover of rage against machine just a bunch of pearls ████ he turned into pearls that's crazy that's crazy everybody's just watching it wait he's gonna turn to a pro hang on
9:18 wait for it that's wild though burns like that was a vietnamese monk oh yeah sounds like a ████ pyramid scheme no that s███'s crazy that was a vietnamese monk yeah he during the vietnam war that fool went into the middle of the city poured gasoline on himself and ████ went into lotus position and lit himself on fire and that ████ was just he was just chilling didn't scream yeah he didn't scream nah kicked it i think he was just like just chanting or whatever his last words is right at the end the whole man [Laughter] oh man when you're in that town square you can and you're really silent you could hear him go no no
10:08 the legend the legend of no man his spirit still lives on he did it as a protest right yeah yeah it's a protest did it make anyone go like oh ████ that's kind of crazy yeah the world well yeah the world but not the leaders messaging like the actual reason for why i did it but it made everybody go holy s███'s ████ can burn and not scream that's awesome dude don't you love how closely we are now that would just throw cake at stuff it's an iconic photo now that's a crazy protest though that's hardcore yeah don't ask me dude i'm not gonna do it i already knew that was coming you gotta you gotta get on the button yeah we're like talking about the weather and he goes oh ████ sorry
10:59 sorry that's ████ barred every time we haven't even gotten it so i know i can feel when he's about to get up i don't get the job done hey dude are the best ████ you're in the middle of a story that everyone's listening to and bart just goes like and you're like wait what the ████ okay no i gotta ████ try to finish my story okay that's why we can't get guests because every time the guests don't tell the story he's like he's like he like checked out the last three minutes of the video and he just clearly standing up in the middle of the most interesting part of the story and then you're like what the oh my god i'm about to get cut off for no ████ reason [Music]
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