0:00 [Music] uh you might have to think back pretty far but what's the what's the weird um wait a minute what's the best way to ask this so it doesn't make it too weird do it in a Caribbean accent you want me to what's the most sus oh my God what is the most sus encounter you ever had with an adult when you was a kid come what the most Su when you were a kid yeah when you were a kid like what's the weirdest encounter you had with an adult like that you were like wo this is not right like this is weird a good question like maybe like nothing happened but you knew that it was not correct like remember when I told you that when I was a kid some guy was like driving in a van in front of my
0:51 house and he was like asking me and my sister like I I lost the puppy can you guys help me find the puppy you had that they tried to runess classic but we were like 6 and four years old damn we were just in front of her house and he was just like can you get in the van and help me find the puppy and we that's the first time we heard of it and then we told my dad and he was like get in here oh my God yeah and then my dad told me that that's like a thing that that happens oh my God like sus like that where you're like ooh that was close I remember when in Middle School uh I was with I was like walking home with my friend and there was a guy in a van and he like stopped and slowed and we were like this is we could already feel the Vibes were weird and then he asked us out the window he was like oh you ladies are so pretty you guys model and we kept talking to us and then we weren't like
1:41 addressing him but he kept talking and then something cut on in the both of us and we were like hey man get the out of here get the like we we're real we're New York kids so you can't really us too long until we going to say something we were like yeah you get the out of here it was really it was empowering it was empowering that is nasty to be leading we with that like why would you say that to some girls yeah creepy ass I remember there was one incident where me and my friends were at the liquor store and then we were just buying like random ████ and then one of our friends were like oh that's that guy and we were like oh and then they started running and we got to go right and then I don't know what happened but since everyone started running I started running too and then we went down this like little alley thing they started hopping this fence I couldn't really jump up but I didn't know why we were
2:31 running and they're like hurry up hurry up and then so I was like I don't want to go anymore and then they're like no it's life or death you have to go yeah and then like so one one of my friends jumped back up and he pushed me back up and then afterwards he was just like so disappointed in me cuz we didn't run and he goes and then that guy did something to this guy's sister or something and then like and then like they they had to go back so they could tell their parents so that they saw the guy or whatever and it was just I was so innocent and my friends were were ghetto as ████ right so like and they were older than me they were like fifth graders and I think I was like friends with their younger brother so I think I was third or fourth grade and that's kind of like I'm thinking oh adults are like they're like good guys or like I never thought like like they were the bad guys and you have to like go out and then he you know and they were like telling their parents and
3:22 the parents went to go where did you see them and then they went out and like yeah so I think looking back like I don't remember the de dets but the guy they were scared of because he did something to one of the guy's sisters or something and they needed to tell their parents fast but they don't want to like be seen by him or something and I was just caught in this thing like dude I just want to ████ get sour strips yeah yeah it's weird that's real suspicious I was in a perfect situation for some crazy ████ to happen but nothing happened yeah so like um when I was a kid I probably like fourth fifth or sixth grade um for spring break one of the things my mom would do cuz she thinks I had the demon in me she would
4:12 drop me off at that temple in Henda heights yeah and and so I would spend like the whole week there and she got in cool with one of the monks there so I ended up staying at the monastery with one of the monks and you could have been a you could have been like a monk exactly M just me as a kid as a ████ eight or nine 10 yearold kid I slept in the same bed as one of the monks for a week what the hell yeah and he would wake me up to do ████ Buddhist burpees and ████ at like ████ 5 or 6: a.m. and we go all the way up the mountain and then um SC and I would I would live with him I would do morning service with him then uh during the day I would ████ help regrout the tile like just doing volunteer work around that whole Temple and when I when
5:03 you're a kid I don't really know of all these like you know like saay uh cases with kids and stuff you just don't know you don't know that and then later when I was like older I was like holy ████ you could have been a monastery pass around yeah I'm like that's crazy that my mom just left me there that's insane little Monastery puppets yeah I'm like that's ████ crazy dude one more one more one more he could have been a Bud Ho it's so crazy that do you think that there's still temples that still do it that way today like make an arrangement with a parent yeah and then the kids just that they don't do that my mom always made her own Arrangements oh that's like a total like your mom invented that a program my mom my mom's just very like
5:53 it's not even on the menu she got the animal fries she's yeah like that she knows secret menus to everywhere she's very influ influencer the way my mom is like she'll make things happen she make their own deals yeah she makes her own deals on ████ that does like you're like I didn't even think you could do that but she can she should have been a negotiator a high stakes negotiator Yeah Yeah Yeahs like she's not wasn't in the right profession I thought I didn't yeah I didn't know anything like that could happen when I was a kid I just thought like bad adults just wanted to beat you up oh yeah yeah yeah cuz I thought like cuz remember I was telling you with with the in citos there was the fedco remember that oh yeah that on South Gridley yeah yeah so in citos there's a department store called fedco and it was like a really popular store it's like a precursor to a Costco you need membership to get in and then across from that there was the fedco furniture store which was like basically nothing but couches and beds and everything and
6:44 I was there I think I was like five or six with my parents and my sister and then me and my sister were playing on the bed and then this other little kid kept trying to jump on the bed and I thought we were playing so I just kept trying to block him so he couldn't get on the bed yeah and then his dad just came out of nowhere and just like ran up to me and then just like he just like propped me up and then he just started smacking the ████ out of me like my face what yeah he was just like socking me up like a random dad damn not my dad just some random grown ass dude and I was so like that's the first time my memory of that was just like I was just getting beat up you're just petrified you're like I don't yeah I was like what is happening and my sister was like crying and this dude just like like this white white guy was just like busting me up and then the next thing I remembered is my dad and him were fighting and then um and then my dad I guess he like subdued him and
7:35 then the guy was just like like play like pleaded with my dad like he was just going I was trying to stop him I wasn't trying doing nothing I was just trying to stop him from hitting my son and then like I asked my dad like what happened like later on and my dad just didn't tell me nothing and that was it what yeah yeah but your dad whooped his ████ ass huh probably but my dad being like being the Philipino one thought he was something was going to happen to him like he was like Oh They'll probably arrest me if I stick around so he just left we just like bounced cuz he's like oh they're not gonna it's be bad for me yeah ████ that was the F then so he was just like I'm ████ yeah that was the FED Co that was across the street from the Ethan out lot of beat downs you wouldn't yeah Downs in the parking lot that's the store across the street for that's where he got his ass beat by my dad though it was so common to see kids getting beat down in the in the grocery
8:25 store oh yeah yeah I've got like I don't see that ████ no more no you because now the parent will get in trouble yeah the parent will get trouble ████ phones and being like recording you ████ like yeah it was was common D everywhere Supermarket Church did anybody ever step in and be like hold on nobody was saving me right that's like super everyone was parenting the same way nobody stepped in for me either you know how many ████ dangling ass kids I saw like being held with one arm through the ████ automatic doors and ████ crying and then the ████ mom's just holding them like you going to ████ get it time that happens to my mom be like see don't do ████ like him and you're like what the ████ did I do I did think it was good parenting cuz I remember getting my ass beat in church and I remember the ladies walking by like mhm that's what she get you even know what I did you know me that was part's uh ████ the people
9:16 that lived in your house yeah what the ████ Henry yeah his his family like his what he was him and his mom they had rented rooms to other people and he get punished and they would be like that's what I would do or I wouldn't let him talk to me like that my my parents when they got divorced in order to afford the house my mom's like I'll just rent out the other rooms for the income so we don't have to move to random people to random strangers and they would like live there for a year or two it'll probably be like Craigslist for like Chinese people type ████ okay yeah but I mean it's still weird as a kid just random strangers in your house and one of them a lot of them just mind their own business this one dude named Henry would always have these side remarks and I'm like man when I turn 18 I'm a ████ you what's up guys we got some new offerings for you on our patreon so as
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11:48 adios he was gone oh yeah he was gone I accused my cousin of molesting me and wait ████ ████ but it sounds so wrong cuz I didn't know what the word meant oh oh ████ oh you just heard it and you're likeed me um we were playing right oh and then my cousin's 20 years older than me oh ████ so then so that would stick so so he we would wrestle he would play with me right I remember and then um afterwards I for some like I I I pointed at him and I go molester big molester you molested me and he goes what the ████ and then his face just dropped right and he goes I'm not going to play with you anymore if you use that word and I'm like why cuz you like molesting children and then my parents were like
12:38 what what does that mean what your parents do no like and my brother was like like everyone was there cuz we were we were like in the living room and all that God and then like um I was like yeah he likes to beat up children and then he's like you think molesting means beat up children I'm like yeah because I learned it at school so when the kids were like wrestling and then like dog piling one of the kids they're like oh molesters molesters and then I was like what's that mean like it's a it means a um an adult that likes to beat up kids so then we're like okay that's what molester mean so then when he was beating me up I thought it'd be so funny to call him a molester too and then um and just the word just sounds funny right it did sound funny as a kid you're like ooh and then um later he's like no that means an adult that likes to have
13:28 sex with kids like he was straight up with me and I was like no way cuz in my mind I was like what second or third grade and I'm like what did you think that meant you know yeah did you I didn't know that was possible I was like why would an adult want to do that to kids that's gross right cuz like I'm like that's what that's what like adult men and women do you knew what that meant at that age yeah because you watch a movie and then they'll have a sex scene right they'll be like and then I'm like ooh and then my mom's like Oh you want to do that huh but you got to wait till you're an adult both of you do both of you have to wait okay everybody must wait and so I knew what it was cuz you'll watch a movie and you'll see the scene and you're like oh yeah that's what they do and then back then I didn't know what a
14:19 ████ was I thought you do anal sex and you pop a baby out right so then I was if you're a magician yeah but I knew that you have sex and you make a baby and for my next trick D but yeah I didn't know any of that ████ so he was there his face went pale that's messed up and I was like big molester you love molested kids to be all casual like yeah I was dancing molester molester oh no yeah and then he was like I'm never going to play with you ever again I'm like why D on the lighter side of fedco when I was a kid there's another time that fedco had the coolest video game of the Nintendo area where all the video games were in the glass cage oh yeah but they were always low so you as a kid you just be like this and I swear to God there's a ████ old guy whose ass was right
15:09 here and and he farted right next to my head and I was like oh like a loud one maybe that was his fetish he was so old that I was like oh dude he's just ████ old and he was like kind of like staggering away and I was like oh dude that guy's just so old so I just kept going and then he did it again this is ████ weird he got a ████ King got some out of that ████ he like going to the market to fart on you and I think he was just acting old like he was just like kind of like hobbling I was like e this dude has a thing dude fart farted like on the side of my head like really close lowy there are kids that have a story about me because when I see kids run around without an adult in the in markets that pisses me off so if I have something in my hand I'll would bop them on the head with it I'm not even going to lie I straight up nice and then they like they
16:01 don't know what to do they look at me like I'm crazy I'm like that's Village parenting yeah yeah Village's going to be a generation of kids that have a story about some lady hit me in the head in a Target I did I did ████ them kids some other kid has do ████ them kids growing up to do a standup routine with that in it like hey hey yeah what was your story you know what now that I hear all you guys' stories I'm like I feel kind of left out I've never had someone try to molest me as a young child it doesn't have to be that it could just be like a weird adult like it's a weird guy no weird interaction at all my mom used to keep me on a ████ Island bro like she was very like she knew what time the closest thing was was like I had a friend over and my mom was like I'm going to go in the backyard do not open the door for
16:53 anybody and my buddy just opens the door for some guy who knocks he was like the cable guy or something and my mom was like so ████ livid and she was like and my mom the power of her wrath would make me go all right I'm never going to do that ever again I'm never going to talk to any other adults I was like just afraid of like everybody so I just was like very skittish you know I was like that is your lifestyle I think I think you're just obedient no for real like I would get my ass beat and I just make the same mistake right away but like it was C it was C it was certain things like if it if if was like talking to adults or anything like that I was I wasn't responsible for that at all most of like anytime like I I would definitely ████ around and be a bad kid and like mess with stuff and they would have to tell me all the time to stop but when it
17:44 came to stuff like that especially the way my mom will get mad I'm like I never want to cross this woman again I'm not going to do that cuz she dude she would like the power of her nagging dude the power of nagging nagging the power the power of beatings and like the Mind Games I was like I'm going to avoid her at all costs so your boy my mom she was she was very like she was on top of it for me yeah my parents never had the like be careful with adults ████ it was always like Listen to Everybody older than you respect them you you must obey them so I could have I got a I could have been but you grew up around like in the church that you were in people were pretty good though right yeah they but they all D I got my ass beat by other people plus his mom's probably looking at him like this boy
18:35 different May yeah you don't want to touch this kid listen if they tell you to do this you just listen you don't say anything back to them everything was like that you know what's crazy is I remember that one time I went with my parents to the doctor's office when they had to go and I was a little kid while they were in there the receptionist asked me if I wanted a cookie and I was just in the um Waiting by myself and then she gave me this thing that looked like a fig new but was really big and then she put it in a napkin and then uh she didn't tell me not to tell them she's just like here you go it's a cookie I never had one of those before and I just put in my pocket and I just like would take a bite from my pocket take a bite and then like I guess my parents didn't even know I had it until like 2 days later and they freaked out when they found it cuz they were like where did you get that like who gave that to you and why do you have it in two days Napoleon Dynamite what the hell
19:26 I just kept it in my room and I just kept taking a bite and like hiding it and saving it later and they were just like what adult gave you this like when did you ever see a person cuz I was so young yeah and I told them like we got it I got it from the receptionist at the doctor's office and then they freaked out they thought it was like a they like examined it they like made a big deal of it they thought it was like a trap put it through the X-ray machine a trap yeah they thought it was a trap yeah they thought it was like but that was like a big that back then in the '90s it was like there's needles in the Snickers there's razors in the re ████ like that yeah I feel like Halloween started getting whack from our generation on because everyone kept thinking we get poisoned right yeah I was like damn but it isn't normal for that to happen though you're not supposed to give a random someone else's kid a cookie but I remember it's weird there was a community like no like
20:17 people always gave you ████ like they gave you food they gave you yeah back in the day that's true like neighbors I remember we would be swimming in the pool and at my friend's house and a neighbor he'll be like you guys like candy and he would just start throwing candy and we're like it's raining C that sounds weird and then we're like grabbing candy and ████ play that's ████ weird dud that's us yeah hey but maybe he enjoyed us in little ████ swim shorts but I got freak candy bro I don't give a ████ enjoyed us in little I was like ████ raining candy join us he's looking through the fence joh do you like the candy me to make it on your head pretty he's at a strip club throwing dollars except it's for it's children he got nerds and candy and Twizzlers I think that's I think that's
21:08 the worst part of all is like some of the susus adults when you kid probably their intentions were invisible yeah and I hate that the most probably but you probably had no idea for real how close you were man it's the worst I do remember in elementary school they'll be like you see this weird adult like they like I don't think I understand stood like molestation or any of other those like sexual words but they'll just like there's a creep that's been going around school he drives his car if you see him let anyone know and there just be a picture of this dude like all around the school oh right cuz you would be like kidnappers we knew kidnappers and we're like yeah and it would just be like who the ████ is this weird guy I never seen him but there' be like a kind of Beware type of thing but you know what I think protected us as kids is we were always in groups that's
21:58 true so I remember you see you see you don't see this anymore where like there's 15 kids on bicycles going down to the liquor store or like you're just at the park and there's like 40 50 of them all just like right here and then so when you're out you're always at least with three people it's true yeah I usually the kids that are prayed upon are like loners or kids that are isolated or strange or whatever vulnerable yeah kid snatchers are never going up to like a group of kids you're not going up to the loudest kid in the pack you're not going up to yeah n they'll say something e freaky ass man for real dude getting called up by a kid hurts more interviewing um this this kidnapper and a and a and a diddler right and they would just tell them they
22:49 would ask like so what kind of stuff would you look for and they stalk their victim they they look in the neighborhood and then he goes yeah I usually go for the guy uh for the home that have a weak dad they're like if what yeah they look they look at the father and they're like oh like a physically weak Dad yeah there's like if he if he's very weak looking or passive yeah that too they look for kind of kids that are neglected or like whatever no no dad's like those kids are scary oh that's true the kid itself might be too tough cuz they're the man of the house at ████ 10 years old I was the man in the house no that's real that's real that's why I know I'm sure kidnappers were like never that one that's why you that's why you hit like this I already know like I know I could never be in a secret society I asked too many questions
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