0:11 he got too horny that's what he says [Music] anybody here a Seth Rogen fan I am not I'm a traveler I'm a big Jabbawockeez fan I like his movies I used to be a Seth Rogen I don't really care about him as a person I did I I was like turned off by what he said about ████ L.A the casing what do you say about L.A when like when people were talking about how they get like their cars robbed and all this ████ and he was like well that's La what do you expect or some ████ like that that was that was kind of weird did he say that did I misqually no you're right something like that that was a sentiment yeah it was ████ dumb I'm like are you kidding you should just be apathetic like okay your movies suck now yeah yeah dude I hated this no I don't get any of your jokes I hate your laugh well um two people recently I'll just cut to it since that was that was a downer uh
1:02 two people recently dude you know what did he do ████ cure ovarian cancer again no no he he made he made pots huh he like does pottery and ████ I don't give up about him and his pots and ████ I'm in the clay I do clay things what is this article from two people weekly paid forty thousand dollars each to smoke weed with Seth Rogen and learn Pottery for him okay so he needs money great I hope his ████ car gets broken into while he's doing that ████ it's a centrelationship steal his spare clay that's so funny I didn't realize how much you don't like Seth Rogen that's really funny I just I it sucks because I loved him that's why I feel betrayed him because I loved Seth Rogen I watched all and you love LA and you love college native and then I'm native LA and then he said that ████ and I was like dude that is so ████ whack
1:52 I think that's how I feel about Will Smith I loved him and I'm like why did you behave like that young man yeah that's how I get around that I just blame Jada I just blame her that's what I do I blame Jada for ████ Seth Rogen too but uh so he paid someone paid him twenty thousand dollars each okay forty thousand dollars each is it for charity it is he doesn't give a ████ about 40 Grand right he doesn't give a ████ about 40. he does give a ████ about smoking weed and ████ Pottery though if I had the Moolah I would pay that to hang out with Dave Chappelle for like a week oh yeah absolutely yeah so let's get into our scenarios because nobody gives a ████ about Seth broken but I'd be super down to smoke weed hang out with Dave and really get to know him that seems really fun for 40 Grand yeah a week oh yeah right are you out of your ████
2:42 mind one smoke session and pottery you're saying ████ what are you gonna live with them for a week I'm trying to get a deal Bart wants a ████ week at Dave Chappelle's life how about five business days would you take would you accept money if a fan wanted to hang out with you for a week 40 G's ████ yeah yeah what would you do I'd ████ get my likeness so they could bang my mouth you did say and that's only five grand a month that's a call back five G's a month but that's stupid they're not banging your actual face yeah dude okay all right let's say we all had we all had a JK charity and obviously it's for a great cause but we're not gonna worry about the cause yeah what would you auction off and what do you think is the price you would receive for it oh auction off from my experience truly like like what do you actually
3:32 have to offer a fan okay you know what I'm saying like I'm assuming maybe a fan might maybe want to like work out with you or like get private coaching and or I don't know you know what I mean like what what do you have to offer and then what do you think you're gonna get for I have no idea what I have to offer that that's that's pleasurable to them how about you pick what he would offer yeah yeah yeah look at this what because they're gonna ████ pay 40 G's to ████ fall asleep with me at 9pm dude that's a great that's a great thing though how to fall asleep before the Moon shows itself seven up masterclass my life's boring as ████ dude I would I would okay this is uh yeah a fan of Bart as a fan of bar this is what I would want to do for one day let's be
4:23 reasonable okay one day that sounds I don't know how much I paid for this full 24 hours or like a 12 hour day I don't know we we know it's gonna we know it's a ████ 12-hour day dude you're gonna fall asleep at 8 45. let's do a tight 12. I probably want to I probably do want to work out with you if I'm a fan of Bart okay okay I probably would enjoy maybe shooting some of your guns oh that's cool that's a good hand yeah um I would hope that you would sweeten the deal and maybe like take me to like a fight or something sure I'm down with that okay I thought we were talking about a restaurant okay and then after that um after that you ████ barbecue some meat for me that's actually that sounds pretty fun yeah okay you don't get to eat some guns go to a fight and then he's barbecuing
5:13 meat that he bought this pre-cooked from Costco yeah that's fine that's a little rotisserie chicken he makes it more well done that's why there's 20 chickens I make hey that's already cooked oh damn that would be my as a fan of barnacuan that's what I would want on the table okay and then from there it's an auction yeah you know so you let the fan decide that's pretty cool you maybe agree to the terms for Nick I would I would pay money I actually would do this to sit in traffic with Nick I'm actually just gonna sit back unless dude honestly I'm I don't even get mad anymore when I drive I don't believe you oh ████ dude you're like blushing right now tomorrow tomorrow when we all go uh to our adventure night okay I'll ride with you let's go all right everybody in Nick's car you'll see how ████ chill I am how about this let's drive far tomorrow let's do go on
6:04 Colorado Boulevard the minute you roll into Colorado Boulevard we every single stop we introduce two or three more student drivers the car with the double steering wheel and the the teachers are all sleeping dude I might I might commit a homicide so the drivers just do whatever the ████ they want they break check you they don't even know what's going on they're not using their blanket and then they see how you well plus it's legal to jaywalk now so everybody's jaywalking in front of you that's what we're going to do yeah you're the only one that gets pulled over that seems like my life dude I would I would want to pay for that at the auction yeah I'll probably ████ flip a wig dude I'll ████ flip out dad I want you to introduce me to a couple of your uh homeless neighbors unhoused neighbors we could do that we could do that and we could probably sell that for 15 bucks and I want you to take me to Target and we have to steal something I
6:55 did that the other day oh geez I stole these pants from Target the other day you didn't know and we have to sit down to dinner with your family you don't want to do that and you gotta ████ share your cold ass watermelon oh that's good watermelon there we ████ yeah yeah I get a couple watermelon I picked the Watermelons out for everybody dude and then don't don't get it we're gonna go we're gonna go to no no please let me tell you we're gonna go to YouTube studio and then we have to fight but you have to let me win which shouldn't be too difficult right yeah I would pay to hang out with you and when you go to teach your ████ workshops in all these different countries I'm picking the song man so we have to go International together oh damn how do you choreography that ████ and you better kill it yeah you better kill it you know or they won't happen back in Croatia smash them dude I
7:46 would take a day with Ryan he just teaches me how to play music I would rather shoot myself and we go find bum ████ I wouldn't take a day with Ryan and and he would take me to a cemetery he'd tell me about all the stories of like you know Cemetery it's like what are we doing in a military cemetery and then I sit and then there's tears at every one of them tears with a personal story Jesus that would take all day 12 hours I know I thought you just wanted 12 hours man and then Steve is just he just shows me how to get rich dude and then get wrecked yeah I'm gonna go shopping with Steve yeah I got you wardrobe I also want Steve to write a movie script for me oh that's a good prize like hey you're good at this in a way where where you are the hero or in a way where in a day by the
8:37 way everyone laughs at your ass do you can write a movie in day probably could yeah see can't write a movie today it's a rough draft though it's Ultra rough no it's got to go it's got to go to print right now it's pretty good though that is that is legit the one thing I actually would cover from Steve for real like I'll be like dude 60 Pages that's the one thing do I have any other value okay I would have Colleen feel me just doing absolute nothing I'd rather kill myself have you seen like she could shoot such amazingly beautiful shots and I'll just be like just me going wait that's actually a great idea one of my favorite videos that you have on Instagram is you with a little tiny uh cardboard and you doing like break dancing moves on yeah teach me how to do that I would love for her to reshoot that with epic music you have to score it afterwards you were saying she has to
9:27 slow-mo your pain after you ████ scrape your hip and ████ zoom in on my skin that's now on the pavement yeah yeah that's what I want you know that where Joe has to soundtrack deal with this ████ oh that's a Saved by the Bell music what does Joe do what's Joe's Joe shows me what porn he's beating off to and he beats off to it in the room he's like no I paid you for this could you grab a towel on your way out dab that's a funny thing prove that you really like this weird ████ Joe's Joe's he has to take me to like uh a whorehouse and then he has to he has to eat out the ████ yes dude we still need his complete story about
10:18 that by the way yeah me too I thought it was very a short story yeah Joe's story was like he paid to eat a hooker yeah okay he goes I was just really horny I don't know what overcame him and that's what he wanted to do he got too horny that's what he says and then he forgot that there's been a lot of stuff going on down there before this was an easy day at work yeah exactly geez man that's crazy what a gentleman huh I know what a good guy what a good guy that shows who you really are does that make Joe a good guy I think so yeah yeah at the end of the day that shows what you really comment below if you think that makes jokes describe your character hashtag Joe's a good guy hit the Bell if you think Joe's a good guy [Music]
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