0:00 you never got your piercings infected or anything you did the right thing you did the protocol I did the protocol you didn't like stick your finger in your butt and then put on your I was like man I ran out of it [Music] all right we got another super sad story um a guy in San Diego County he's chasing after his dog in the mountains trying to catch his dog his dog jumps into a pond the dude goes into the pond after to try to grab the dog homie has a little small cut on his arm oh no he gets the bacteria fresh eating the flesh so soon after that he started developing these blisters that they would ooze a burning acid onto his skin Oh my God
0:51 it's gnarly so um he goes to the hospital he tries to put like antibiotic cream on it doesn't really help Ben Gay he goes to the hospital and two days later he's dead oh ████ is it that septic shock or whatever the ████ or the flesh-eating bacteria the thing turns out he caught a flesh eating bacteria it this particular bacteria has a 30 survival rate and uh you can catch it just from being in stagnant water with an open wound yeah I heard that like dudes be just having like a little scratch that their cat did or whatever yeah and then it's like trash juice sewer juice Whatever Gets In yeah and boom they're done that's what happened to the um to the leader of the Midnight Mission down here at downtown oh that's right you told us about that he had like
1:41 a little cut on his leg and then he like works with like the homeless people in the area and he got a little something in his leg and they it got affected they had to chop it off that's why in boot camp we only take showers with a dial which is antibacterial soap and there's inspections every night so every night like the squad leader like you get your whole Squad and everyone's standing like this so you walk up and down you look to see if there's like any Cuts if there are any Cuts did they get worse and you check nails and you check like the feet and you look at the back like everyone's butt naked and you go up and down did you ever see a person did he lift your balls and stuff too yeah cuts down there you you um I didn't see anybody but you yeah you have to check because you're either crawling all the time or you might be going under barbed wire and you just get like a little Nick that you don't even know about yeah and then it can turn into something you know damn
2:31 dude so scary I know pretty rough that you just have no clue but yeah standing stagnant water is that big of a risk that ████ is gross some water looks bad though yeah just look oh ████ that's why is it looking like that toxic ooze yeah so what have you swallowed it oh you're probably gonna die oh I don't know would that would that be different I'm not sure like what is that because your stomach acid's supposed to boil everything or you could like expel it yeah you have a chance of that but if it's your bloodstream that's a different Beast right because it goes straight into your system your main lining it so what happens there's no treatment for flesh eating there's a chance of fighting it if you get in early enough yeah like everything else they're not telling you this number one Secrets Physicians hate oh what is it I love this stuff lactobactille acids okay
3:21 that's basically Jaco dude you poor yako probiotics is a true antibiotic dude probiotics feeds the bacteria that's per se [Laughter] feeds the gut bacteria yeah but that's good bacteria and they they kill the bad bacteria and it's pre-bio prebiotics that feeds the bacteria oh really okay and also too in like Western doctors and ████ or like the Western hospitals it's like they take so ████ long to figure out what's happening with you anyway so it's like this poor dude didn't have a chance yo I would have peed on it and poured uh yako on it already that's what I'm saying none of you guys ever had a wound get infected maybe uh I have I got my tattoo infected right here just this
4:11 part because I told you not do that either because he went to a backyard tattoo artist why you do that yeah why you do that man well I don't know but the guy was like new so anyway the pop the problem was it's where my joint is so even though it's done and it's not like cut or anything the more I move it and when your skin is like dry and cracked yeah it cracks and look at what you do all day once you get going you can't stop but that's like the worst infection I ever had though because it was like oozing yeah I have I have such a negative connotation with infection infected wounds because the first time that ever happened to me it was something dumb like I had just scraped my knee at a show and then the wounded my knee got infected over the course of like three
5:01 days and I missed a very very important uh important engagement really where we were um for LMFAO we were invited to the Playboy mansion and the theme was WWF oh what were you gonna address I was the only person I didn't get to go because that because I had to be on meds that I couldn't have lost oh no forget if it was at the Playboy Mansion if it was any party that was WWF theme that would have been exactly yeah and so like who would you gone at yeah yeah what would you I didn't even I didn't even think that far I was just so mad just so sad and because also at the time that that happened I'm known to like never get hurt whatever and when it happened everyone thought I was like being over dramatic and faking it like if you're known to never get hurt shouldn't it be like if you got hurts
5:51 like oh It's gotta be really bad yeah that's what I was trying to say I'm like my whole leg is red because it started at my knee and then it just turned my whole leg red from like my shin to my thighs because I went to the like my dad who was an X-ray tech I go to the hospital they all the doctors there just hooked me up and then I came in there and they were like damn and then they like went like uh that's not what you want to hear yeah yeah yeah yeah they just like on the spot just drain that ████ out because it had all this like like pus and water and stuff God I remember I got my first infection like really early on where like I didn't know what's happening you know when you're a kid like people always tell you gotta wash it or you gotta put iodine or hydro peroxide on it or rubbing alcohol but it just hurts so much like that hurt more than the injury so you would just hide it yeah you know you'd be like let's say you're playing with something like ow and your mom's like what happened nothing nothing nothing happened because
6:41 you don't want to pour alcohol It's Gonna Hurt the Bactine and that orange ████ yeah and then I remember like uh inward kid you're ████ dirty as ████ and like a few days later it's like my hands like all like swollen or some ████ like that and then I remember my mom's like Oh it's ████ infected and then you like you like squeeze it all his ████ puss comes out you're like so ever since then I was like as soon as like I get a cut I take care of it with yeah like alcohol or iodine or whatever the ████ it gets so bad there's so many gnarly accidents I have never had one in my like later adults infections are no joke man like you kind of just like like it's not a big deal like it would never happen to you and then when it does it's so inconvenient mine was piercings oh really I had it all on my cartilage and I had like I look like cauliflower here but I was like earrings with a ████ ear
7:34 that was filled with Plus and then I had to take it out and squeeze it all out and then yeah that's disgusting dude that's disgusting yay come on man I'm right here it was only on one side yeah can you imagine [Laughter] oh damn good thing you didn't affect your hearing huh oh that's true I know I've had I've had something and get infected because of my piercing like back here and it was it was so painful and just like once it popped though I was like oh thank goodness did you get a pierced with a gun or like with a from a guy from a backyard I've only had guns was your ear all ████ up afterwards no it wasn't from the god it wasn't from
8:25 the the day of the initial piercing it was like you know how I like when your ears close up and you try to like re-pierce it like poke it back that's a good idea and it scratches it and then I didn't know and so it just got swollen I was like oh did you wash your needle first uh and put burn on it so when you go go to a piercing place and they and they pierce your ear and it ends up getting infected is that your fault or is that their fault it's your fault actually really because you just keep it clean yeah because they'll put out they'll do what they're supposed to do but when you go home you need to take care of it everything you gotta maintain it yeah I didn't know how to take care of it at all you just left it I left it with ear crust and everything I was a freaking 13 year old oh yeah that's a tough age I don't know what the ████ I was doing with my body dude you never got your piercings infected or anything you did the right thing you did the protocol I did the protocol you didn't like stick your finger in your butt and
9:15 then put on your I was like man I ran out of ointment yeah what about the stagnant Lakers make a full out of me and I strike players no no yeah no getting infections in your isn't it like common to get them in your like gum or like oh yeah I had one in my gum yeah yeah yeah really because I wear these plastic retainers right that go on and it just like covers everything right and so you're supposed to clean it with mouthwash right I don't know you're supposed to do it every night but sometimes like I'm like you know I'm just gonna rinse it leave it there and then I did that one day and then I went
10:05 to sleep with it woke up I was like oh my gums are swell I'm like damn it I should have just put it in mouthwash I will buy you mouthwash I think our mouths are cesspools hygienic things it's supposed to be every day yeah I I yeah I learned that the hard way yeah he's like my contacts should I just there we go yeah dude I mean I watched my contest like once a month leave them in all day that's our JK PSA take infection seriously clean you clean your wounds don't jump into stagnant water with open cuts and uh what else our bodies are fragile man you gotta take care of it yeah we're kind of we're kind of whack I jump into Waters all the time you look like you do [Laughter]
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