0:00 I kill all my enemies and then get pardoned you can't kill all your enemies you get you get one pardon yeah but the pardon of all all the [Music] murders okay given um the situation of uh former President Biden having done 8,000 pardons on his way out dude that was crazy I saw in comparison to like Obama Trump it's quite a bit his amount of pardons was like so most most most of them was like a thousand or whatever right eight thousand dude yeah it's quite a lot and and so the thing is most of those are like um they're like pardons I guess before someone's even done anything they're not being charged a lot of these people so it's a literal
0:51 get out of jail free C before you've been accused of something yeah this is this we think Trump's going of pers like marijuana convictions though like they were n dangerous like pardons right like people who shouldn't have even been in jail actually for Biden's pardons yeah like wasn't like 7,000 of those for marijuana that would be cool if it was like for people who were just like in jail for minor marijuana convictions that would be tight 7,000 of them were were done throughout the term I mean I just looked up and it's saying forgiveness to 6,557 CI citizens for offensive possession of marijuana that would be really that's that's kind of cool mean this article correct I think the funniest thing is him pardoning his whole family and then you see and you see the memes of like tell me you're a crime family without telling me your crime family yeah yeah why would you
1:42 pardon any of your family members if you didn't do anything wrong and they didn't even get convict or like why would you part pre- Parton yourself well I guess the whole thing is that he was afraid that they would get unfairly prosecuted during the next term like the way they did Trump yeah exactly yeah exactly like that said something gangster though he was like well he forgot to Pardon himself and it's like oh ████ what do you mean by that dude you know what the most gangster thing would be gangster if if he pardons him who trp Trump pardons him more gangster he's like be my do I'll do it yeah but either way we're not going to talk about like all the ins and outs of that that's probably something that will reveal itself like the information of that will be like 10 times different by the time this comes out but um let's talk about it you were going to Pardon yourself for something
2:33 in advance now what crime would that be you it can only be one thing in pardon myself for something in advance we're trying to like prep for what we might do yes you get one what we prone to do yeah you get one like thing that you can tax evasion that's honestly what I was thinking about yeah and and like accidental too oh mine was on purpose I'm likeed I'm like I could get a get out of jail free car for for a tax T thing I'll do that all right oh yeah if I'm guaranteed the pardon then yeah I'll probably like commit the crime right yeah oh yeah yeah tax so he so he he took tax evasion you can't use it a ████ ████ D oh he said ████ ████ that's what he said oh no hey I don't mind ████ ████ innocently I can ████ ████ innocently
3:23 dick in a microwave are we politicians you're whoever you are okay I think you're you what who who are you how would you future you believe you'll have that you think you'll need something like this but like Trump is asking you Jo takawa like hey I kill all my enemies and then get pardoned you can't kill all your enemies you get you get one pardoned yeah but the pardon of all all the murders you can't pardon all the murders you can pardon one murderer you have to say their name how about I like put what if I bust a Cersei and I put all my enemies in one building blow up the whole building it one action that killed all of them at once dud that's a good loophole that's a good loophole he's allowed to kill them all at once that's too many charges how's that chart oh man they like 18 counts of murder the explosive I'm not
4:14 going to kill anybody go ahead you guys find something to do let me think let me think one pardon I'm going skip a insurance payment one yeah I would say I think a lot of like tons of like really cool ideas on ways to incorporate gambling into like my Esports and live streams and stuff but I can't do it cuz it's illegal to Vegas if I moved to Vegas would it be legal there or legal State gambling legal State I mean I don't think for live stream because people not in Vegas are watching the live stream in gambling so you'd have to like find Canon like Michigan I think there's like three states where you can do like live bets and stuff on stream oh but I'm not sure that's I just know how I can do it on the BET MGM app thing is like I'm in a situation where it's like I have a community so if I did do that I would be literally scamming my community so I'd feel bad so I can't in Good Nature actually follow through with that plan not trying to gamble you're trying to scam your community I
5:05 see you I wouldn't actually do it but I like have thought of just like the gam like but the thing is gambling is only profitable when you're scamming people right so that's like the downside I know what I do I'd be like Nancy Pelosi and Insider trade oh insider trading that's a good one too not harming anyone is just a un unfair Advantage kind of harms that's good how does it harm people well the money comes from someone but what if it comes from money that's exponentially higher than yours already well it comes from people that's where the money comes from yeah but how you stealing it it's not really harm is it oh you sound very rich right no it wouldn't be cuz it's like it's like if you if you like paper cuted a whale versus stabbing a ant cuz allows you to get you can buy
5:55 cuz like let's say let's say I I got some Insider information and I found out that Apple's about to Skyrocket and I just get in early and I invest my own money at a cheap rate and I get in early and it's skyrockets and then I sell yeah how's that harming anybody the Val I I understood that the value of it holds it for 10 years or something yeah I guess it hm I'm not like George Soros and I'm against a ████ country to fail it's unfair I guess you're like just stealing the opportunity away from other people to have cheaper shares in that stock yeah cuz when you do that are driving the price up of that stock barely so honestly they should done their research they should do their research I like that one I like these two I like monetary ones so yeah but I took it already I know insider trading insider trading what about yours you can't I probably embezzle I
6:47 probably embezzle a bunch of money that's a good money one too everyone's taking all the money on money one embezzling if I didn't have a money one i' I would I would get one jail out of dude I would sexual harassment no hit and run hit and run H run if I can pick one he wants to Ram into a bicyclist answer and just like it's okay like I'm not going to like kill him I'm not going to run him over oh I'm just going to just like would you oh my bad save it or you think you try to use I would save it I would save it what about choking someone out but not letting go it would be now we're talking baby um I kind of want to like I want to imagine like I am Omron AKA Ryan where he finds somebody where he finds someone that wronged you but then like you play the long game oh okay and then you just do you just do
7:37 one b& you do one break and Enter just to shake them up just to freak him out and that's it wow that's it how about just pooping on his lawn or something e no I want I want to make a count I want to make a ████ in their privacy I think it's illegal if no one saw you right I want to get in their head a little bit you know I want to do something like that where but this person has to very really deserve it this has to but some more than others I think some more than others I want to really get this guy PTSD in a different way I don't if I got burglarized I wouldn't be offended well that's cuz you used to do it yeah but then I feel like it's a pigeon is not the right word a that steals a sandwich yeah when okay when when a ████ rat yeah takes like a I don't know like a nibble of your cooking
8:28 runs away do you get mad no like how cook yeah I don't think I've gotten mad when that happened yeah so if someone breaks into my car I'm just like yeah that there animals going to do What animal's going to do wow so forgiveness is the best way Jesus say forgiveness in your heart they come in they still Hannah now that's a violation of my property in a different yeah now it is okay you don't touch that embezzlement okay that's good probably embezzle a ton of f how come you guys don't have any cool ones like you know what I want to be pardon for grape that's a good one that's a cool one what bro what are you talking about man or like something like something like I I always wanted to run a brothel
9:19 but and traffic people but you know double down I like that like un Dentistry never felt the need to traffic anybody yeah I mean it's very lucrative yeah it's good money it's good money oh God I'd rather uh have a fake donation and steal from it Bart's triying really hard right now yeah I'm trying to be really practical you guys CH really practical you can't do tax evasion I know I can't tax evasion was my first all of you all of you guys got really good ones taxivation is probably one of the best ones cuz it's the only practical thing that we might all commit it also doesn't actually feel like a crime either and it could do be something that happens on accident too yeah and you justify because it's like the the man is committing the crime my money it's also one of those things that can get anybody at any level but you first got to have income like in a major way to evade tax so like if I
10:09 don't got no money I ain't ████ evading tax okay insider trading insider trading is probably the best one good too yeah that's probably the best one Insider Trad are great but imag you you don't have any insiders and you don't have any hey Nancy let me know what's happening she's like I got I got one parted come on have you guys seen people investing Pelosi Capital like they would just follow her mov mirror it yeah and they're doing better than Wall Street it's crazy there's like an app right that some you pay for oh my is it still legit still works you think I just feel lame cuz there's not very many crimes I want to commit and I'm like do I need to think of more CRI try hit and run dude I'm telling you maybe we're just good guys how about man yeah hit and run is pretty good what about you Ryan do you have a crazy one Ryan's Ryan's already had him he's got to get pardon for Stuff want
11:00 yeah probably manslaughter manslaughter for sureau what is the difference between that and killing because that's just like well the difference is that it doesn't look like it's your fault it just happened on accident om myON that it again look like that oh no it happened on accident yeah I didn't do it I didn't do it I wasn't it already happened see that's a fun crime that's a fun crime you don't like my hdden hit and run one no because you can still actually do it and get away you could do it straight up but you want you I think about like yo Caitlyn Jenner ████ killed somebody and you're like did Caitlyn Jenner run away n she was woman of the year the next year yeah that's crazy who did she kill the guy it was a lady Ked she killed a lady and she' yeah P but you're going to get pardoned for something like to me it's a
11:51 waste it's like then I would kill somebody there yeah yeah exactly I would kill somebody but I don't I don't even want to kill anybody that's the thing that's also true that's also true my heart get out of jail free card the thing is you don't know if you have to or I don't want to accidentally but I rather i' rather make a million dollars and then not have to pay like half of it away but but then the more money you have the more you might have to kill somebody currency I'd print off like a million dollars oh that's another good one that's a good one I win you need so many resources to be able to pull that off you just need a ████ Canon ████ Inkjet Canon inkjet yeah I would probably do Nigerian prince scams Nigerian prince I think I can get some old folks yo you can I could scam the ████ out of some old ladies that's good see you guys are choosing better now because you got to get pardoned from
12:43 something that's like hey it's going to be a 20 year sentence you know he uh Trump just pardoned the the ████ Silk Road guy yeah after like 13 Ross sbert yeah yeah and then suddenly and then suddenly a 13-year-old uh crypto wallet that had 6400 Bitcoin was reopened for the first time in 13 years W interesting 6400 Bitcoin ████ I don't know if it's his but that's but think about it you guys got to do crimes that's like I'm going be in life in prison and then pardon you might as well go all out I want to I want to do it the reverse way where I'm assuming my life is really good and if something happens that could ruin it I want to I want to be the I want to have the antidote to like preventative that's why I think tax is the best one cuz tax gets
13:33 you like most people don't tax evade on purpose it's that tax comes and gets you and you're like oh ████ I didn't know yeah what does they they only just fine you for the most part right unless you're evading like hundreds of thousands of dollars yeah unless you're like Al Capone that's it's got to be severe cuz they don't like even put people in jail for tax evasion unless it's a lot cuz putting someone in jail is like you're going to lose so much tax money when them at least being in societ is your CPA would just tell you hey this is how much you owe in taxes and you're just like I don't even have that much how do I owe more than I have just like that you know and you're just like why didn't you tell me not to buy that Lambo yeah but isn't there a difference between tax avoidance and I think evasion is like a like a full full on criminal yeah but that's what we're saying though like like we're committing a crime and we're going to be paron for
14:23 it that's why I'm saying tax evasion and then so then but for how much though cuz you could evade $20,000 but then what you you probably want to do like Millions so that' be like if you just stop paying tax for like are you going to inside a trade to make 20 grand nope it's got to be Millions so would you do it on purpose where you would just not pay tax if I'm guaranteed a pardon I would do that over murder somebody but then it would be like that where you would just not pay tax until you get like charged and then you'd be like oh here's my pardon and then they're like okay I I don't think it's a as uh if I'm going to get pardon for it I don't think it's as uh simple I think I'm going to be more diabolical right it's not just like not pay taxes it's like not only like not pay taxes but use that money to like make more money and then put in an overseas account in order to not pay tax oh so do all of yeah like Go the Distance outside of the line of
15:14 tax evasion and then like claim like a bunch of dependents that don't exist and all that ████ oh that's a good one mine's a way more cardigan sweater version of what he's doing what kind of sweater am I wearing cashmir gang hoodie or something it's cuz Vietnamese Chinese people are more shadier that's why they're really good at finding out those things cuz mine is just I'm going to still be a law-abiding citizen mhm but just in case something pops up like a spare tire again yeah I think Anthony is like because I have a spare tire I'm popping this one on purpose well he's he's wearing a card because he already makes millions of dollars so he's like this is a real scenario like just in case I have this thing but you can't do tax evasion that's already Anthony dude now you're just you don't get the pardon you go to jail money ooh I just thought of another one but I don't want to give it to Bart why I need help take it oh really okay I I I'll take this one can I
16:05 take this one if I say it all right I'm going to um take ████ tons of loans out and never pay them oh that's sick that do you get pardoned for that isn't that just fraud yeah fraud oh yeah oh so you just ████ I good ████ credit don't ████ loan me good money and I'll just never pay what do you what kind of fraud is that called again is it just called loan fraud it's just called Never paying your debts and being a Lannister you're not a Lannister Lannister fraud you could also do that in like uh imagine like um you run away right so that but then you you just go to a place that you want to go it's not even non-extradition so then when they extradite you and then you get pardoned you're like cool oh ████ cuz they you get back to America oh you know what's really cool is is my pardon is transferable as well or like let's say I never have to do
16:56 anything in my life like that but you do I can accept payment for me to do it for you w Wait now you got a step B that's sick dude you you have one step a yeah because if I end up with total life peace and then something happens where something your stuff is under threat dude B going I can be like I can take care of that for you cuz I still have my parone what are you going to give me I don't realize we could just like hold this as a get out of jail for free card for a while we can Bart doesn't have a step one yet so oh I got another one I got another one I got another one it's going to replace the other one then no but then I got to say keep saying it so Bart doesn't take it oh so he doesn't lose his don't I get to get one of his leftovers no the longer you're quiet the more it's expired it's put into the trash card yeah time is running down dude illegal land
17:46 grab what is that how do you do that well basically it's another fraud you're scamming someone out of their land and then uh but it's actually officially yours and then they can't do anything about it because the the deal was signed but then does it does that mean that the even though you're not getting charged they have to honor that the land is yours well it's legitimately like paperwork's legit like it was done but it was like done under like yeah Oh I thought that just means you're not going to go to jail for it oh well I don't know okay never mind I take it back I don't want it then I don't think Bart would have went for that one anyway I don't know it also means that you get to land too if you get pardoned for tax evasion do you still have to pay the taxes afterwards or do all those taxes also get pardoned that's a good question I think
18:36 the whole thing gets Anthony still owes the money jail ow the money that's going to jail eras your forgive him but he still owes the money the difference is like the difference is if you like got uh the difference is let's say you when it's money if you evade it right and then you don't pay and stuff like that you're probably using that money to go buy and do other things it's not like you get pardon for it and then they repo everything in your your life freeze your yes that's so it's like I've already got I've already used the money what I'm asking is if you go to jail for tax evasion does your jail time wipe out your tax that you owed no or do you or do you come back out of jail and then still have to pay it yeah yeah you don't have money work it off you mean work it off I I guess yeah like if you owed millions of dollars and you don't have it no you you work that off what what job do they give you to work that off I don't think it works like that well they give you a $5,000 an hour job and be like all right working for us for 10
19:27 years let's say you're a Mike Tyson and you make money by beating people up right and you make millions of years I mean make millions of dollars you go to jail for tax evasion you come out when you're 70 you're no longer going to have the same occupation how do you pay that off you don't make the millions well if you if you're bankrupt then then the government recognizes that and that's different yeah it's not like you can come back out and you can make money doing what you do if you can make money doing you you got to pay ████ back it's kind of like what Alex Jones is going through right now isn't it oh I got another one I'm going to take from bar okay quick cheating oh the last second he got it wait wait wait hold on before you say what is it she him gly that's pretty much what I was I got
20:17 I got I said explain how that works explain how that works I make millions and millions and millions by chea by doing what Jo I think Jo has something to say cheating up back gaming yeah yeah illegal gambling oh stupid yeah yeah illegal G
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