0:01 You know what? You know what pissed me off? I was getting a coffee and uh I was waiting for it and this guy he was like when people do a passive aggressive thing like he was like um it it was only one coffee there but I want to make sure is mine. So I was like is this my coffee? Cuz maybe there's another guy somewhere else. >> Yeah. You don't know. >> Yeah. You don't know. And then he goes >> was there somebody somewhere else though. >> Okay. No. But the thing is if they but but maybe they're circling the mall is my thing. You don't know. Right. >> You don't want to be that guy. >> Are you talking to the worker or someone in line? >> I'm talking to a worker. >> Oh, >> worker just made one and it's like this. >> Yeah, but I didn't. >> And Jason's going, "Oh, is that mine?" >> Right. And then he looks around like this and go, "I don't know who else it would be." >> You're the reason why when I play You're the reason why I play video games. They put gold paint on everything and ████ put lights on ████ cuz you don't even
0:51 know what the ████ >> objective as a drink shop owner. >> Uh-huh. >> Proper etiquette. >> Uh-huh. You open up the cup, splash it in their face. >> That's not okay. That guy shouldn't have done that. Cuz usually, >> oh, can you make me another one? >> Usually they're supposed to say 64 and then you look at your ticket and you go, oh, I'm 64. Or they go, Jason. >> Oh, cool. >> I don't know. Is it? Just be like, ████ whose name is it for? >> Cuz you know what it is, though? The Here's the thing. >> Honestly, yeah. >> Whose ████ name? Like clearly I'm asking cuz I don't know you ████ ████ >> As a former service worker, there's a weird phenomenon where once you start working all the time, you expect customers that are supposed to know what your job is. >> They're ████ >> 100%.
1:41 >> Yeah. >> No, but they're not supposed >> I beat all my employees that do that. >> Employees do sometimes where they expect you to know what their job is or something, you know, and like they're they kind of like go, "Well, no one's here, so why should I?" Like obviously it's your c >> and they forget that like the uniform you're wearing >> that's you right now. You're not Andy. >> Yeah. >> You're ████ whatever Dutch Bros or whatever. So act Dutch Bros. >> When you start acting Andy then you get a you get a response like that. Okay ████ What does it say on >> I'm going to start acting Joe. >> You're not wrong. >> You're not wrong. You're not wrong. I ████ had an employee go, they treat us like servants and ████ And I'm like, >> you are a servant. >> It's called customer service. >> You're here to serve people. >> Yeah. >> So when they look to you for service and
2:32 help, WHAT THE ████ AND THEN THEY START CRYING AND then I get a lawsuit. No, but that's See, that's the joy. the the the what you're supposed to do when you work in customer service is even when you want to be passive aggressive, you serve and then you complain in the back >> with the boys. With the boys. That's the best part of the job is complaining with the boys. >> Come home and you trauma to your wife as well. And you go, "This ████ customer did this to me." That's what you do, bro. >> To you. You go, "Come over here." And then you go, "How is anyone supposed to know who's this for?" >> I know. And now it's like it's >> and they go aba I'm like well first of all did you call the number or name aba aba where's your manager come over here that's how you ████ caring them dude >> I know but then now it's like a whole ████ thing and now my cholesterol and cholesterol my >> cholesterol's blocking >> your cortisol spiking >> my cortisol spiking up
3:23 >> my was good cortisol >> what did you end up saying oh you know what you're right here let me let me take this >> I go like this oh thank you so much you know what though the other thing I think you should be even more mad >> because he probably saw the way you looked and was like, I'm going to dunk on this ████ guy >> probably >> cuz I I'm I'mma bully this guy. >> Yeah, ████ this guy's little form. >> Yeah, this guy won't say ████ to me. >> Yeah, >> this guy probably doesn't work out. >> What the guy say? Not me. I'm role playing. >> Honestly, knowing Jason, the guy was probably like like who else would it be for? And Jason was probably like, >> "Is it mine?" >> Yeah. Like that's that's probably what Jason would have done. >> You ████ nice guy, dude. That's why we like you. >> I try to be nice, but then it's like what? Why are you doing the thing? Is the thing. Why'd you do the thing in the first place? >> Are you going to like never go back to that place? >> No, I if the coffee is good, I'll go,
4:13 but the coffeey's mid. >> Oh, so you're not going back. So, just answer the question. >> Yeah, but I I haven't sipped it yet, though. >> What do you mean you haven't sipped? You're telling an imaginary story? >> No, no, no, no, no. Like, if I sip it, >> you venting. >> If I sip it after, then Yeah. If it's good, then I'll go back. >> In real life, when this happened, did you did you like the coffee? No, no, it was mid. That's why. >> Uh, so you're not going back. >> I'm not going back. >> Do you think you could have come up >> just say that? >> Huh? >> Do you think you could have come up with like if you're arguing with playing the scenario in your head again, you have to have a like a a prep like something like a clap back to say to him that maybe matches the energy, but it's a little passive aggressive. >> I don't have it passive aggressive. >> But try say try it try it though. Like like try workshop. >> It's like a battle rapper. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You can't get caught with your pants now. >> Can you give him the line? >> Yeah. Give me the line. You could be like, "Um, I I'll say um do you see
5:05 anybody else here?" >> No, sir. >> Okay. So, this is the part where you try something better. >> Then you then you say, >> "You match my b█████████." >> Us back to come back. >> You know what? This is good. I need this. Go. >> Yeah. >> You want me to try it again? >> Yeah. Do you see anybody else here? >> No. Do you? >> And then you grab his ████ You start >> Joe. Joe, give him space. No violence. There's no violence. Can we get the line one more time? You go with words. Can we get the line one more time? >> Um, >> hey, you ████ idiot. Do you see Wait, wait, wait. ████ idiot is really great. He didn't focus. >> Oh, my bad. Sorry. >> That was a liberty. I took a liberty. Um, >> uh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Um, do you see anybody else here? >> No. Do you see anybody else here also? >> No. Little Asian guy with skinny arms. SKINNY ████ ARMS.
5:55 >> THAT'S ACTUALLY kind of cool. Yeah, cuz I think they're probably expecting a regular paper like a cookie cutter response, but just by you saying that made me go uh Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. >> I think that's literally like do you see anybody else here? >> That would have thrown me off. No, that's why it's yours. I think that just backed him up. >> But that would have thrown me off. >> Yeah. >> And then you say, "Sorry, I don't really work here. I don't really know the workflow. >> Works for you, I think." Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But it's half confused and half also is like there's obviously no one else around. Like what the ████ Do you mean? >> I'm confused at what you just said. I feel like we're all in the abyss of Jason Chenny's mind. >> It's a deep place to go. >> Like, do you do Never mind. I was going to ask if you do crowd work with people, but maybe you don't. >> I don't think he does. I think he just goes so like um are you religious? >> What's your one of your favorite hobbies?
6:48 >> I do do that. >> And when when people do that when you're like, I was trying to be nice, but you just you trying to fight, bro. I hate smart >> people do that to me all the time though, dude. >> I did. >> Do they do this? >> You get caught. >> I get >> What do you do then? You do customer service also. You said okay. No. >> Yeah. I just I do like you. I go, "All right." And I just ████ leave. Ignore it. I just ignore it. I just go whatever. >> What are you going to do? You going to >> No, I'm not that guy. I'm not that guy. In my head, I have argument on the way home and I'm like, "Oh, yeah. ████ >> you see this ████ knuckle sandwich?" You know, something like that. And I go, "Oh, that's dumb. That's dumb. I shouldn't have said that." >> I did a bad boy thing recently. Um, I was carrying some, you know, boxes in my little cart. You know, the little canvas cart you just trolley, you know, I was on my phone. I wasn't really paying attention. And then the guy that was coming in, he was delivering like a lot of ████ right? He was trying to push it. And we're going here like um kind of
7:41 like we're going to go face to face. There's like plants in the middle. It's just it's a it's a narrow hallway. So then, oh man, I I felt bad cuz I was like I looked up and then he was there and he had to stop and stuff and I was like, "Oh, my fault, dude." Like I didn't realize you had to go to the side, you know? And then um I just kept going and I heard him go, "Yeah, don't mind me. I'm just, you know, going on with my one ton thing, whatever. Whatever." And just talking to ████ So I just went back and I kicked all the boxes off of his dolly and I said, "What motherfucker?" And he goes, "Oh man, what? You ain't had to do all that s███?" And I'm like, "What the ████ the ████ are you saying? You want to be ████ smart?" And then I was like, "Don't do that, dude. Don't do Come on. Don't do that." And in my head, you know, >> but you're still kicking ████ >> Yeah. >> Don't do Don't do it. Don't Don't do it,
8:32 Joe. >> As soon as he started picking stuff up, >> I started picking up boxes, too. >> I started picking it up and then I was just like, >> "Oh my >> Yeah. And then but I was >> You look even more insane. But >> that looks really I'm more if you kick all my box, you start picking up. I'm really uncomfortable now. Like just leave. Let me just pick it up by myself now. Now I'm Now I'm like scared and I'm like I don't I hope he puts it on the right way cuz you guys are both in shame though. That's what it is. You guys are both feeling like bad boys. >> He wasn't going to fight me and I challenged him and then I felt bad and then I was like what am I doing? >> Hey, but that's a nice move though. >> At least I think he might have learned his lesson. You checked him cuz he was like, "Oh, ████ I'm never going to do that again." >> I don't think so. Cuz he's just like, "This guy just this little cuck boy put all this ████ back." So I don't just be out of his ████ chest, dude. Even if
9:22 they act all hard like they they're for sure initial part >> to be honest. >> That's shocking. >> I could have gone either which way. Like I could have gone like here and then like if he if he said one wrong thing, IT COULD HAVE GONE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGH? I think if you're in California, you would have kept walking away >> a thousand%. >> Cuz you're in Hawaii. That's aloha spirit. >> You put it back on >> and uh >> you gave a shaka loose one. >> 94 years old. >> He was in a walker. >> He was like some punk like college kind of age like young and like Yeah. >> Answer me honestly. How many kicks? >> That's a good question. >> Because anything more than one is actually psycho. More than one is actually psycho. It's no It's no longer a demonstration. You just taught a young
10:12 man a good lesson. >> It's a ████ event. You know what I mean? >> And he did get his ████ ass kicked. He's lucky. >> Three is in. Don't you think three is intense? >> Three. Three is crazy, too, cuz that means it's four. >> Yeah, it's six. It's six. >> Like one would have scared the ████ out of him. Got the point across. He still would have picked the boxes. Three is like like that's ████ a psycho guy. And now he's picking him up. And then I'm friends with the security. So he tried to look at the security and the security was just laughing and staring at me. He's like, "I'm not going to do s███." >> All right. So, thing that pisses me off. Okay. Okay. Check this out. Check this out. So, I I love Costco. I'm big time Costco guy. Shout out Costco. >> I'm at Costco. They're doing the meatballs. You guys know the meatballs. It's got a little bit of like au on it or some ████ like that. And you're waiting for the meatballs to come through and you got to wait sometimes. You got to pretend like you're going
11:02 through the aisle like four times sometimes and because you're too cool to like wait for a sample. You're not that you're not that guy. You're not waiting for a sample, but you are waiting for a sample. You know what I mean? You're pretending to look at a lot of cheeses that you don't really care about and you're never going to buy. But then finally this it's time and they put out the samples and you know a bunch of people are ████ degenerates. Like they all live in ████ South Africa and they can't eat anything and they're just ████ swarming for the ████ thing. And then a kid cuts me. He cuts me and he goes, "Hey, is it okay if I catch another sample?" And he takes the last one. >> Damn. >> Damn. I just about ████ lost. >> Why don't you just grab the symbol from his hand? >> You got to do the Joe move. You got to kick the ████ meatballs out of his hand and you got to stomp him out. >> Yeah, that's good. You son of a ████ >> Admitted to the lady. He's like, "Is it okay if I take a second one?" Cuz she
11:53 probably recognizes him cuz he was there 15 minutes earlier or some ████ while I'm browsing cheeses pretending ████ ████ give a ████ I don't I don't want cheese. I want a meatball. And then and then it's time and he cuts me and I'm just like, "F███ this little kid. ████ this ████ And I literally left Costco after that. >> You should have kicked them three times. >> The lesson is The lesson is you ████ wait, dude. You wait for those samples. You have no shame. >> You have no shame. You just stand in front. >> You have nothing to prove to anybody, dude. You ████ wait for those goddamn uh meatballs and you say, "Hey, I'm first in line." >> Cuz I thought I was too cool. >> I'm like, "Nobody weighs this much. >> You're pleasing everybody else. You're pleasing everyone else." And then you got you got the ████ end of the stick. >> And I did and I deserved it. >> Wait for the meatballs, you guys. lose. >> Yeah, I know. >> First in line. >> I just wanted it. I wonder what they're like. >> Or or you start boxing out.
12:43 >> You got to start using your size. Widen the elbows, box out, get low mode. I was a center in middle school. >> The walk of shame AFTER WAITING IN LIFE. AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE, >> and I was like, I'm out of here. ████ this ████ I'm out of here. I'm out of here. >> But then I I thought I owned Costco cuz I'm like, I'm not even buying the meatballs. And they don't even care. That kid and his mom were buying the meatballs. They're buying all the meatballs. >> It's just me like not getting a wer pathetic. >> On the way out, you can get the little protein fizzy drinks that they give you. >> I've seen those. >> But you get little cups. Little tiny cups. >> They are. They're like when it's like really synthetic. >> It's chalky. >> No, it's chalky. It's chalky.
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