0:00 I have been trying to contact the producer uh like of the like the the president of whatever this company is and been like yo can I what's it going to take for me to get this you know and uh he's like yeah yeah let's talk let's talk and then we never follows up why do they do that I don't know man what if they're like 500 G's if you want it then going to stay on the [Laughter] [Music] shelf welcome back to a gentleman's edition of uh JK news here with the careful boys we have Tim with us today hey thanks for having me guys I appreciate whatever we we whatever stupid it doesn't give you nightmares to say it's kind of nice when you say it though it's nostalgic yeah yeah yeah tell us about uh earlier you mentioned this thing that you're in and you said
0:50 it's really bad hard to believe but tell us about it any yeah I don't know probably written by Steve yeah oh can I tell you a funny story yes about that so one time back in the maker days right this is before we were really even cool with Steve like that like I just I just knew we knew each other in passing right so this is back when it's like oh those are the white YouTubers yes yes the white side of these are the Asian YouTubers are the black YouTubers the white YouTuber and we didn't really like yeah like I was I was cool with everybody and you know I was signed to maker so it was like I was you know I was working with everybody but um so Steve Green had written this sketch and Rick and some other Rick was in it Rick was playing Randy from America it was an American Idol sketch right and so Rick and them were talking ████ about the sketch like just saying how not
1:41 funny it was and Steve was in the room they didn't know that Steve wrote it so they were just Rick was just saying how like trash it was and not funny Steve was just like okay yeah we'll punch that up a little bit Steve love that he was doid that What I Love About Steve though is and why he started helping us right he doesn't take anything personal like I've worked with so many like ████ I don't know about you know they're like they're so per was that moment you had that whisper who you whispered about you almost order a hit I'm going to go do it for him he if you don't like it he just just moves on yeah and I'm like that's a ████ professional it is yeah that's a pro he does hold on to it for like the rest of his life though he's very very Petty he's just not confrontational so he holds it but at least I don't I don't
2:31 get push back you're on a list that's all that matters really is is he suppresses it and doesn't fight me you know I mean that's how you get through life bro you know pick your battles did you do a lot of bad sketches on during maker day that you just didn't speak up like the ones that you didn't write someone else wrote and you're like what the ████ I have to do this H uh I I would I've been in some not funny sketches for sure uh I feel like maybe I just blocked him out of I tried to make my parts funny oh tell us about the funny the s█████ movie oh so I I there's a not good movie that I was in a few years ago they filmed it in Texas it's called The Pizza Joint all right and to the to this day I don't really like bring it up cuz I didn't want people to look it up but now we're all going to look it up now I feel like you know what
3:21 go watch it cuz I kind of like s█████ movies I like cringe watching things wait you're the main character I'm one of them no but they no they have me as the main directed by you written and directed by Tim CH you didn't want people to watch this you're the center of the poster no no no I what the center of the poster because they were using me for marketing you feel me why cuz everyone else is nobodies it's like well no one else has like social media follow you know so I'm me and and this dude Anthony are the main characters but it's an emble of characters and I tell you it's so bad what it's not good it's so bad it's not good why was your act can you walk us through this whole experience like when did you notice it was bad okay and when did you agree to do it after reading a bad script okay so check this out
4:12 sometimes you read a script this was I was I was so hungry I still am right I'm like thirsty to be in movies and be a movie star and ████ right so I got a script thrown my way and I'm like and I read my parts I'm like this ████ could be funny I didn't read the whole script you feel me I read my parts and I just trusted my parts like I'm like okay this this could be funny right and to be fair my parts in there still pretty funny would you say you carried it I I I I made my parts good you feel me but you watch the whole thing and I think a big issue was this the pacing and the editing too like and you cuz you kind of I watch it I'm like God why would they make these decisions you feel me like certain ████ I'm like ah this could have been so much funnier if they just did it this way or cut this there's a lot of scenes in there I feel like are there
5:02 for no reason and drag and make you go like God what fast forward you know what I'm saying just like s█████ characters and it's just not funny dog um it was supposed to be a comedy you're saying the hector guy from Fast and Furious is a s█████ character no he did great oh Hector's in it Hector's in it yeah this guy Hector's it Hector Peter Dante's in it too yeah yeah so that's like that must have been a decent budget he's like your main cholo dude no it's it's uh we didn't I didn't get any like really like actual money for it actual money yeah I mean I got like you know it's one of those hey we'll give you a percentage and uh points yeah that type of ████ we did it it you know what I'm saying and now and it it didn't come out for years you got an invoice in the mail yeah right I got
5:52 Su were the jokes all relevant at that point cuz it's like they're referencing some it's just there were no like real pop culture reference it came out and it just was you know I don't even know how they distributed it when it first came out but it just wasn't it's not I I watch it now and it makes me cringe so much can I read can I read the plot please please please do okay in Greensville cannabis legal Town Thomas and Anthony he's Thomas I'm Thomas own a pizza place infusing Jamaican goddess strain into the sauce 20K owed to ex dealer player Playa gets stolen they must repay Deb by midnight or face or facing conse they even they didn't even write this correctly you want to take an example for how a ████ stupid script to was they must repay debt by midnight or
6:42 facing consequences in fail come on man that's a Chinese guy on chat they just hired some dude from China to write it we facing consequences oh it's streaming on 2B too well check that out guys oh it's on Prime too well nice so you know if you enjoy good cringe watch check it out how much of your parts were just you doing you and not like something they wrote kind of a I I did a lot of improvising okay mostly improvising and they pick the takes that you like too cuz you know sometimes you'll improvise and they'll choose something they like and like why' you choose that yeah yeah I don't mind my takes you know it's like look I had a good time filming it everybody was cool on set which is usually the experience right but old man it was a does the director and stuff like did you you go to the screening they do a Q&A did you
7:32 do all that stuff man we didn't do that ████ do none of no it was no Q&A screen we didn't have a screening oh wow yeah like we wrapped it up and then um I kind of like I left Texas I was in Texas for two weeks shooting this ████ and then we left left town for a while laid low yeah didn't want to be seen took a cold shower yeah dyed my hair blonde do you think like when when this type of thing happens cuz I'm always curious like when when this thing happens a movie comes out it's not good what what does the director like do they all just blame someone else for it being good or they denial that it's or do you just like sweep it under the rug and move on or are they just like no it's good it's good I don't know man cuz I didn't I haven't really talked to any of these fools like the on the production side since um I think one of the guy one of The Producers they they say he don't even make movies anymore like I think oh
8:22 my God he's at the game now yeah I don't know what he's doing he did his Swan Song and he's out he's like ha it was prank it's a long prank for like his homies from college oh my God D yeah and then I saw someone randomly tweeted it to me cuz it was on YouTube you know as like a free movie for a little bit they were like Tim what is this I was like oh no so yeah I mean there are funny there's funny people in it there's cool people in it it just wasn't uh you know just not the best you I'm always curious about like like if you were to run into the director and if he would just just be like so petza join huh yeah I think I would just you know I mean if I ran into the director dude cuz I knew he had kind of frustrated uh experience with it oh he did well okay so maybe it wasn't his
9:12 entire what if it was the editor's accurately done yeah I think editing was the big issue I look peep game if if it was given to me as it is now I think I would be able to chop it up and make a funny web series out of it director's cut yeah give the whole ████ to me yeah actor cut actor cut yeah give that whole ████ to me let me chop it up take away like half an hour of the ████ and make it little 5 minute episodes and I think it could work but just the way it is now is not uh it it's just not it so there's a way that you see it actually working if it could be like redone yeah cuz it also like looks kind of cheap too so it's like you know if you're watching it as like a YouTube like sketch or something then you're a little more forgiving a lot more forgiving a lot more forg that's that's crazy that you're like in this like the whole movie you're like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
10:04 yeah this is at least uh you have such a good sense of humor about it you know cuz it's you could watch it in that way you can't watch it at all well I mean this guy's like known for his sense of humor so I mean I don't know if that's saying much for the general public oh but uh hey how many movies have you been in you've been in a lot of ████ man I mean like at like in in or yeah like in in not like maybe not to this like degree where you're the center of the poster like in in two this one th this one another one that's called slasher party which is like I I'm also really good in that but it's not here's the issue with slasher party and and and and I ████ with the director that did slasher party but um it's not it's a it's a not scary scary
10:54 movie you feel me like it's not scary is it a comedy is it like um it was supposed to be scary and it's not scary is it campy oh kind of but it doesn't lean into the camp enough to make it like uh a good campy movie and it's just it doesn't it never really gets scary either it looks good uh cinematography type um but you know it's just it it also just doesn't doesn't get where it it it should get do you die in this one yeah can you chop that one up into a web ████ and then High School sucks which never came out there's that movie I did with the homies wait what what's the story with that well let me tell you your anime that movie is like what 20 years old now ████ man we started filming that ████ back in like yeah I mean I was still with my ex so it had to be like
11:44 2010 11 and this is the a movie you 2009 yeah homies made PD flow everyone oh no was that the Myspace movie no okay long story short we um because of the success of kings of Myspace and kings of YouTube and those little viral videos we did we got a um we got a little movie deal to to do a movie okay and um but it wasn't a lot of money especially like but us being like just young kids like oh ████ we got a movie deal we we took whatever money they gave us thinking like oh this is great right but for example people would see our budget for the movie they be like oh is this is this for the food you know what I'm saying like people were shocked that and so we we wrote a whole musical I wrote like probably 80% of the songs Bangers um about like high school like sucking it was supposed to be like the anti High School Musical you know what I'm saying so it was songs about like getting boners in class and like ████
12:35 like that right bangers bangers um and but we we ran out of money to finish it and then they wouldn't give us more money and then so for the longest time they held on to it we didn't have the rights so then another company purchased that movie from the original production company and so we and gave us money and we finished it but then they they still have the rights they haven't done anything with it you know what I'm saying so that movie it's done oh wow so they just never released it it's just never released it's just it's chilling somewhere man I don't know and you don't even have access to just watch it even we can watch it did you say did you say can I buy it back I have been trying to contact the producer uh like of the like the the president of whatever this company is and been like yo can I what's it going to take for me to get this ████ you know and uh he's like yeah yeah let's talk let's talk and then we never follows up yeah why do they do that I
13:25 don't know man there's like a few that's like let me build a whole brand new car in a rocket ship and just leave leave it in the garage they do that though they'll be like for every movie that's made there's like 10 that's never you never see the light of but but if I want to buy it why do they just leave it there just let me dog I don't know what if they're like 500 G's if you want it then that just's probably going to stay on the shelf you keep it yeah all you know what cool Fair keep it safe well there's a few musical numbers from it that went kind of viral and yeah and so people will like still ask us about it to this day and like all what if they were like all right we'll let you have it but you have to sign on to do pizza joint to oh honestly I I'll take that I'll take that and then I just have to I'll just write pieza joint too oh no it's already written oh if you got this right now
14:15 what would you do with it would you release it would you like I think the sell it the best move would be like drop it on YouTube for like $5 you know what I'm saying or or or to that ████ see if they want to do it I never been on tuby you you talk about tuby a lot did you do you watch it so tuby tu's funny man because I I look at it as the um like the the Tik Tok of streaming services where funny yeah where it's like a lot of people can just get their movie on there that's tight yeah just whatever it's like it's memes where really really cheap movies are on there where like there's one scene I love in particular where this dude this this dude he's like an older black dude he like I forget what he does he like shoots somebody or something I know what you're talking he's running away from the scene and they they cut to a wide shot you see him fall he eats ████ in
15:08 the and they keep it in the movie what the ████ they don't do a take two they don't cut away you see this full fall on his face and it's in the movie yeah he runs down the alley he's like barely View and he just like tears his knee out so yeah tuby has gems like that but they also have like good movies on there you know what I'm saying you got to go through an entire 90-minute movie get a scene like that oh yeah man hypothetically how much would you buy that movie back for high school sucks yeah like what's it worth to you yeah of my own I would I mean I would put up like I would put up like a cool 20 to 30 for it you know what I'm saying and then if they wanted like a let's say they wanted like anything else I'd be like yo crowd fund help me help me get this movie back you know that' be funny if you offered that and then they came back
15:58 with what is that for the food well they probably spent less than that right it was it was about that oh then you they're getting their money back I know and how long how many days like how long was the shoot while it was in production well it was ████ up cuz we were you know we were we were like 20 20 years old 1920 filming this ████ so we would only film like when we weren't working or oh yeah yeah yeah and we were only able we filmed at I think it was uh long be City College oh no way yeah so we filmed during it was either like spring break or summer when they just wasn't class yeah yeah so it was like it it took a longer than it should have you know what I'm saying and then when we finally got the money to finish the movie we film that ████ like years later ████ were like fatter and like and we're still continu that's so funny supposed to be playing high school kids and ████ you know my skin was clear yeah exactly oh my God that's
16:50 hilar no you got to we we got to see this like you start yeah perfect perfect for now bro that' be great that's ████ hilarious I mean even just making episodes like commentary about this movie when it's when you get it back out would be worth I think worth the return yeah bro like whole documentary about it cuz cuz just you talking about it it's probably funnier than the movie itself no this movie is funny dog this is a good movie all right just release the soundtrack yeah just you fighting for it check this out here's what's ████ up the soundtrack was available on iTunes right but these this production company ████ us over so hard like bro they just they didn't give us any respect dog cuz they literally like we we gave them the soundtrack I don't know how it happened there's a song on the soundtrack if you listen to on iTunes it skips somehow what the song Skip the actual iTunes
17:42 file ████ skips the disc man bumped bro I hey I don't know how that ████ happened dog we didn't give him a ████ skipped record dog it was it was like what what how I don't know man you got to go out of your way to put a skip in a f yeah they sabotage us bro you got to blow on your iPhone how do you even do that so yeah man it was it was you know learning experience yeah for sure dud that's wild thanks for sharing another gem man you get your movie you look man industry bro industry is tough you know what I'm saying you guys you got to stick with it you know you stick to you know if you really want it you got you got to want it you know you don't be sick you get that movie Pizza Joint the movie you're going to make and do a three-pack DVD oh yeah no no no no old school my movie I'm going to make will not be a part of this bundle he you all sharing the profits come on
18:33 be a team player dude
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