0:00 [Music] Welcome to a uh very strange episode of Careful Boys. I would like to hear some stories of people that you know have done something really weird, but you don't have to say who you're talking about. Like, you know, you might know a famous person that did something crazy. That's originally what what the premise was. A famous person that you know that did something crazy, tell us a story about it. Cheat on his wife. Which guy is this? I can't say right away. That's the trick. What did you see? What did you see? Saw you guys cheating on his wife. How doing what? You can't get too specific. That's when it gives it away. That's where the truth. You bring it up then, man. I don't know this guy. I said,
0:51 put a memory in my head immediately. So, it's going to you any part that you describe would give it away like really easily. Well, I just don't want to say too much because Yeah. I don't want anyone. I don't want to deal with it. I don't want to deal with it. But it's it's hard because you have very guessable rosters of people. Yeah. That's what I'm worried about cuz you're like it's not like that. See, some people are going to be like, "Oh, well, if you did a movie with them, that means it's them." It's not. It's not Kevin Hart. Exactly. It's not old Kev. So, yeah. What am I going to do? Nothing. I'm screwed. I guess it doesn't have to be someone famous, but someone where like this thing would be something weird. Okay. I got one. Go ahead. I knew this one dude. Um, he's in the he's in the eye a little bit. He's he's like a kind of a a little bit of a celeb, I guess. Okay. Somebody hit him up and was like, "Yo, I need you to do me a favor. Send
1:41 me a picture of just your feet with um a bottle of dark liquor in the background. I'll give you 500 bucks." He's lying to his girl about something. He's like, "I'll give you 500 bucks for it." And he was like, "All right, I did it." And he sent he his name is Rick Lum. Rick Lum. Rick Lum. Yeah. He he he sent the picture and the dude gave you 500 bucks and he was like this was weird but it was kind of cool. Just for a picture of your feet next to Dark Leor. I'm hella was going like completely elsewhere. Like it was I thought it was like a homie of his and he's like my girl thinks I'm like you know at this place like just tell her I'm drinking with hit him up and was like I got to see those feet by some darker. I got to see got them digges. I got I got to see all 10 toes. Weird
2:31 thing. Yeah. But and he was like I was like who was the dude? He was like some old Armenian guy. What the ████ Dang. So you think he's beating it to that? He's got to be right bucks or something. then you better be able to come to it. That's the law. That's the goal, right? I better be able to print it, put it on t-shirts. I'm sure like some of that is also coming to the idea that the person submitted to your weirdass request. Dude, that means that means that that person met that person and then they he just saw his feet one day and was like, "Dude, I like it. I want to see." Or he just was like, "Got to see them." Maybe he has a collection, too. Yeah. It's like different liquors with different feet. This one's with Alice in the background. This one's with Hennessy. Yeah, bro. I was just was like, "Hey, man. If you got the axis for it, go for it." Cuz like if somebody hits you up with that, I'd be like, "I might I might
3:21 consider it." What are you talking about? Take it to your feet and liquor. Come on. What's some dark? I got some dark. I just get photos from you guys. I just It just feels nice if you want it. But if you know that that guy's going to jerk it to your feet. I think that's that's a little whack. No, you don't got to know. People are jerking it to our faces now for free. I don't think you think people are jerking it to I don't think people Yes, they are. There's so much ████ out there. Yeah, I don't think that they're doing that. Yes, they are. People are doing their laundry to our videos, you know. Have some more faith in yourself. People are driving Peter listening to this. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. They don't have time to jerk this. Yeah. No, no, no. You think You think someone's jerking to your face? Your face? I know. I don't think I know. Someone's jerking it. What do you know? That they're thirsting for us already. For you. Somebody's taking Someone's jerking it to Bart's picture of him with double swords. Oh, Bart for sure. Yeah, they're jerking it to No, that specific
4:12 picture with him in his You guys got to have more confidence in yourself like to be that jerkable, though. For that. I think that's the name of his program. Jerkable. It's a great program. He didn't do his pee pee any favors in that picture, though. Yeah. Yeah. He should have fluffed a little bit, huh? He should have fluff. It's all It's all swollen. Yeah. I had to wear underwear on camera once and it looked like my dick was tucked into my butthole, but it was just a cold day. That happens to everybody. I feel like you might I feel like you would have some crazy stories of people doing weird ████ I do. What do you got? Okay, I can probably destroy so many lives because of how much I know um and confirmed of several celebrities out there. Okay.
5:02 Mhm. Um, so one is a very famous uh comedian and he appears like a regular dude, funny, you know, innocent guy with a very attractive wife. And uh nobody would ever know that this person actually has an army of boys that he has relationships with. An army of boys. I don't know if it's teenage militias, but they're but they're but some of them are like maybe they were teenagers or like 19 or something and then they stayed like his hookup well into their 20s and stuff. Whoa. So he's ████ on sucking on dudes and but he's
5:53 got a hot wife. Yeah. And and then so the world would I'll tell you guys I'll tell you guys off camera. Joe Rogan. Um no no no no. I don't even know if he has a wife. He does. Is she hot? I don't know. I've never seen her. Yeah. Well, okay. So wife's a wife. Wife's a wife. No, but then it's it's someone you would least suspect and you would be like, "What the f███?" And it's confirmed if it's it's confirmed by several people and then I asked why does no one in their circle say anything like it's like a Weinstein situation, right? Where everyone knows but they don't say ████ Yeah, but they're so um Oh, John Travolta, dude. They're so like close to this situation like favorite comedian where they're just like my favorite comedian. If anyone says anything too now it's
6:45 like why didn't you say anything? Oh, so no one wants to be that person cuz it's been so long. Well, remember Brian Singer like everyone knew for years that he was like he was into young boys and like he used to have parties at his house. Oh yeah, everyone knew that. Not good. And then it all came out during the Me Too stuff that he got he went down hard. Yeah. But I just thought that was ████ crazy. And I'm all like, well, should I say anything? Can you just say who it is? I'll tell you guys. Well, also like I think this person told me in uh these persons told me and and and and more like what they should, you know, it was more like a what do you call it? It wasn't like, hey, I got a gossip to share with you, right? So, I think they trust me. And I think even though Yeah. It's one of those situations where I felt like a priest where I'm like,
7:35 "All right, I'm I'm going down with this secret, but I'm telling you guys, you need to do something because you're close in this world." To make this enjoyable for the audience, I pledge that we will drop little hints throughout the next couple videos about who it is. I think secret Easter egg only because No, I can't stand it when somebody's doing the ████ secret ████ I can't stand it when people do the secret ████ and then it's like, well, they're about to have the Valve released for them. So, we'll drop little hints. When it does come out though, I'll be I'll I'll be like, "See, I told you motherfuckers." It'll be fun for the for people to guess too down below cuz eventually it will come out. That's what I'm thinking about. Cut this now. So, so we know. Well, you want to know now? I want to know. I'll tell you guys after. might narrow it down like a lot. No, no, I'll tell I'll tell you guys afterwards. Yeah. Damn, that's pretty that's a comedian in what generation. I feel like
8:26 there's no dude. Okay. So, like I think there's once you there's like there's a lot of people out there that are like maybe fraudulent or they're in some weird ████ and like they're never who they appear to be on camera, but then um I I almost feel like not not normal is not the right word, but it's almost like when you get deep enough into areas where there's high level of power, celebrity, and all that. Or not even high level, but you kind of see like stuff that happen and and and and it's never what they're never who they appear to be. Mhm. And that becomes normal. Imagine having kink and then you get like a lot of power and you can just puppeteer your kink. Yeah. At all times.
9:18 Yeah. It's pretty wild. Cuz there's also people out there too that I know of who are like they Okay. They everyone's portray like a influencer portraying a beast like on a on a on a smaller scale, right? There's like I don't know if it's a sham marriage, but like you know there's people that appear like the perfect couple but they can't be real because their career or whatever. And we've seen that so many times in influencers and it's like we can oust all of these ████ but at the same time why? That's not what this channel's about. It's not not good. And then I don't know, for me it's like I feel like karma will get to them, right? So that's on a more like normal level, but then there's layers that go deeper as to like so like the the Colleen Ballinger thing that you know, right? So there's insider ████ that we know that all came
10:09 out eventually, which is crazy cuz like I remember just knowing that ████ I remember specifically too like her fans used to be so like well they're just so hardcore that if you ever even thought bad things about her their fans would have pecked you dry would have picked you to the bone. And that's the thing is why would you want that attention because no I I think like if my thing was like Candace Owens like she's going in and on these people and she's investigative journalist right that makes sense to me. Yeah. But then for me I'm all like resources to fire back. I know this information, but I don't even want I don't even know if I want to tell everybody, right? Because then Yeah. All of the It's like, why? Not worth it. You just get hit hard nonstop. Like my buddy Josh was getting hit hard nonstop all the time. Like from like the fans just hitting him being like, "You suck, all
10:59 this s███." And then they come after your family. They just ████ ruin your life. And then you were right all along and they never apologize. They There's no remedy. Yeah. It's so it's like what's the big deal? I mean, what's the point of actually doing it? ████ on Ellen. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? They get hate for that. And then Ellen goes down hard one day and all of a sudden everyone's like, "Oh, Ellen's an asshole." Yeah. But did they The ones that ████ attack was Allen's attack dog. Did they? They'll never say it. Disappear. Never. Yeah. I mean, dude, we can talk around this, too, but like you've had to keep some things secret because fans are ████ crazy and like you weren't able to tell certain things because Yeah. They were going to ████ with your family. Yeah. Which is wild ████ ████ with my even on Yeah. Cuz it's not even on a small
11:50 scale. Yeah. Like like an example of that was um me and Hannah being married. Exactly. cuz like like we wanted to have control of when we tell people and rightfully so. Yeah. Cuz cuz also it's like we did have a bit of a shotgun marriage and we talked about like well you know let's kind of do this thing for a year and then let's just see where it goes. But then also she wasn't a public character at the time right? Um she's like I'm not an influencer. I don't feel comfortable on camera. So, she's like, "Let me get used to presenting myself and vlogging and all that." And once everything is kind of like more comfortable, then we can go out. But then we had these weird stalkers that
12:41 went out and they found like where we lived, your marital status, marital status, all that. And they started posting it on Reddit. And I was like, dude, like that to me is like I don't care about rumors, opinions, and like people just being ████ talkers. But when you get to that point, it's kind of like, bro, now you're now you're being a weird creep. And then now you're ████ with my family. And that's just weird. But those are the kind of things it's like, well, why do people do that? But well, because they're again, maybe step away from the computer for a little bit, touch some grass, realize that some people are real people, but they're going like, "See, Joe's a liar. He's not admitting that he's married." All this ████ It's like, "Bro, you guys don't know the half of it." Because aside from all that, as if
13:32 that's owed. Well, true. As if that's owed. Like, I get that you guys like put your life in front of the camera. Putting something back, it's for a reason. Like for example, like we have reason. We know that they would have tried to ████ with Hannah's immigration status stuff. Yeah. Like that's a fact. And cuz these people are losers. Capital L losers. Like they already did ████ to our buddy. Like having him deal with the city and ████ like that. Yeah. So we didn't want to put any of that in jeopardy. So we kept it quiet. Well, what I'm saying is more so just because you guys share a lot of your private life with people doesn't mean that they're owed that. Yeah. in in full capacity. No, like I should be able to control what information I'd like to give. It's kind of like how David is like, "Hey, I'll talk about having a kid, but like I don't want to
14:23 show his face, and that's his choice, but there's some weird like stalkers out there that would try and maybe find a photo of the face of the kid and expose that, be like, see, and it's like, what the ████ is wrong with you people?" Yeah, 100% legit. But I think that's that's the kind of thing where I feel like it's not really my place to expose and tell people and that's not what this channel is about, but there's so many like weird things about um it's never what it looks like, right? Like people think we're ████ degenerates cuz we talk so openly about weird ████ but we're like the most boring people on earth. Like we just like getting together and doing wholesome church level hangout ████ Well, that's what we're at a rec center all day. Yeah. You know, but like compared to like some people out there that have this squeaky clean image, but they're
15:14 absolute alcoholics. Yeah. The flip side of that, or sex addicts or whatever. And then when you see them, they're like, "Isn't that funny? They they play this like moral high ground." But we know the ████ And they're at strip clubs, dude. And we know like you you we can ruin the ████ out of you, bro. Like we could kill your game in one ████ But we know. But why would we? But why would we? Yeah. I just think people should be smart enough to see through all the facade. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. I talked about the con stuff because my buddy Josh was getting hit. Like that was it. Like that's what I when I was like, "All right, I'm just going to Well, you guys were in the thick of it and you knew so much ████ until But then when it when it came out, that's when you're able to talk about it. Yeah. Well, cuz it that that way I didn't first of all, I didn't want to get JK in trouble. Yeah. Um, so but when it started to come out about all that stuff, that's when I talked about it a
16:05 couple months uh before the whole thing broke like crazy because my buddy Josh was like getting hit by everybody like hard non-stop. And that guy was going through it for years and he never b██████ about any of it. Like he would he deserve that. He didn't deserve it, man. He's a good dude. And yeah, seeing him get hit, he was one of my good buddies. So yeah, that was that was a crazy thing. But the but that's the crazy thing about Power, right? Like the image of of her whole enterprise was just like squeaky clean family jokes with like dirty jokes or whatever. And but the reality was that, you know, she was engaged in some weird ████ for a long time and and she was just so ████ mean to him, which is what I knew about. I didn't know about the weird ████ but I knew about the that she was so ████ mean to him. And so
16:55 seeing all these people just constantly coming all over her, I was just like, one day, you know, one day, like you said, you know, karma comes around. Yeah. Yeah. And it's funny how like the good folks sometimes get like the mob, they come after them, but we all know like, no, that person stand up. They're pretty actually they're actually cool, but maybe they're being cancelled by someone that's horrible or whatever. And then like I'll actually stand up for that, but then I'll probably get get the fire too, you know, but whatever. Comes with the territory. Yeah. But like my buddy didn't do himself a lot of favors though. He would drop a lot of hints and in a very weird way. And he he just didn't know how to deal with all this, you know? Well, people don't know how to play strategically because they're not Mavelian. Like their minds don't work. They're just being honest. And then when you play that way, sometimes you get in
17:46 a you actually shoot yourself in the foot for D. They just play D the rest of their lives. Legit. Legit. They don't know how to work them work the crowd. Mhm. But yeah, there's like what I think what what what blows my mind though is like when someone's like obviously a fraud and then like they can't see through that and then their people are just coughing up hella ████ money and then they feel like duped after that's exposed legit. I'm like what do you mean? Yeah, but to some people it's just it's like finding out that like some celebrity you followed forever has been like doing stuff to kids. It's like Cosby. That was like a shock to everyone. Quote, you know, crazy shock. That was crazy. It's still shocking to me too. I grew up with
18:36 that guy. He was like a hero to everybody. But you know what sucks though? It also I think it ruins this like being inspired by people kind of. you're so jaded about people that are successful or has done anything and you're just and then all after all that ████ went down like that the era of like all the creators having scandals. I think now everyone looks at a creator with this with this eye of like oh you're actually shady and you're not honest and you're you know and it's I don't know to me it kind of messes up with the magic of like actually being inspired by people that are good. That's the problem with statues, I think, right? Cuz we do we do statues of everybody. Think about everybody in history and stuff like that. They're all human beings, flawed. They have their issues. Half I think a third of all of our presents were alcoholics like like legitimately like
19:26 uh like um Martin Luther King on his wife like you know like but did we not get did we not get all this good from them too? Like didn't we undermine the efforts? No. No way. But but that's the problem with statues in my opinion is we just look at it as like trolls. Well, we shouldn't idolize people and make them godsactly, right? But at the same time like you can still be inspired by something that someone did and they were still hold them accountable for the things that they did. We still are. We still are inspired by them. I hope you know. Yeah. That's why like OJ Simpson lot of yards. Lot of yards, right? So many rushing touchdowns. You know what I mean? Bills don't win that many games without them. A guy that can catch and run. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Change the whole game. I just don't think you should expect anyone just
20:17 because they're good at a skill to be like a moral high person. Yeah. That has that's not that's two different things. They're just skilled at something. That's all it is. It would be nice, but it's not the reality. You deserve it when their whole branding is that they're more Oh, yeah. I know. They call them artist. Yeah. We know.
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