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We Try to Break the Capri Sun Chugging World Record!

#straw#caprisun#monkfruit#seconds#guinnessworld
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0:00 go oh here we go they both got this identical movement this is gonna get it [Music] this just in a speed drinking German man broke the Guinness World Record for how fast he was able to drink a Capri Sun what's the time 10 seconds with a straw what does that sound like that seems yeah I feel like that sounds slow it seems easy right dude the suction on these things I can do it in check this out seven seconds because it's it's it has to be a Capri Sun like it can't be water like this specific one is about Capri Sun all right okay yeah I think it's it's pretty fast 10 seconds is fast yeah 10 seconds

0:51 is fast is it through the straw yeah because of how long it is I was gonna cut it because we have a friend but he does that throw you know just go it could pour like you could drink as fast and then just hook instructions down huh yeah okay that's a Guinness World Record look at that number the initial record I feel like three four one so exactly like on average it'll probably be like 30 seconds as the fastest dude I'm telling you right now I can do it less than 10 seconds I have I grew up with ████ my brothers and sisters and you gotta hide it you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah ████ three seconds is there a technique we're gonna find out [Music] I'm running

1:45 jump of [Laughter] is it cold it's got a timer oh yeah one by one let's do one by one yeah yeah one by one pizza dude here's here but can we have the can we have this no no don't don't touch anything here's the trick can I drink it slow it's 10 it's 10 point 10 seconds 10.41 from this point oh ████ out of here that changes everything I knew there was like it does change everything if I can't even take the straw out can't take the straw you gotta do it everything do you have to put the straw in or can you suck it from the hole Yeah

2:36 yeah baby if you if you could do that and you can empty it it's gonna be harder to drink all of it because you have to drink all of it I'm not even a good fast drink right well it's too cold I like this app so we're gonna go first time and see where we stand against the record damn yeah one at a time who's starting first what table are we gonna go clock yeah yeah ████ oh my God first of all get rid of all that porn go right here [Laughter] you guys know where the timer is so just so you know the record that this guy beat was 15 seconds wow okay wow so it's

3:29 like 15 or uh yeah 15. do you have to poke it in this hole yes or can you poke it anywhere I think you have to poke it in the appropriate hole because that makes it bad you might break your straw honestly I don't think you gotta do the ████ Olympic standard the right way yeah whatever whatever the rules is for this ████ yeah true okay okay okay I'll go first okay first we're gonna start with Cameron we're doing the regular one already you can't be touching it oh what ready hey this is regular rules through the whole second yep traditional style two one go oh my God this is already hard yeah get in there

4:26 21 seconds damn that's a long time I felt like forever dude you're a good sucker how's your brain freeze it's too cold not bad 21 seconds I'm off by ten Ten's pretty freaking hard that was fast dude I want to see the video the guy doing all right guys I guess I gotta go tell me when yeah put your hands like so uh go when I say go okay three two one go all right let's go let's go let's go ████ ████ no no all right he's on this praying out though oh geez well he has to drink it off the table come on Joe you're gonna have to finish those drips dude yeah do you gotta lick the table oh

5:19 25 21 seconds [Laughter] it's the ████ straw you're gonna go on go okay one two three go go oh that's good that's a good shot damn it why is the hole okay um okay you're good yeah you're really good oh suck suck suck oh come on come on come on almost dude 19 seconds crazy right now 19. it is cold dude it's cool the stupid straw can I warm this please there's got to be a strong technique that he knows

6:09 can I put it in the microwave part slows you down for sure ready yeah three two one go oh excuse me bro let's go oh ████ he might beat the 15 seconds [Applause] so he matched the old record oh dude damn that's 15 8. all right Nick you're up what you got man should we do it together all right wait wait I'll uh I'll time it and whoever's the first done I'll say off and then you'll do the second done okay cool okay

6:59 um you're doing this one mm-hmm okay ready three two one go ████ the ████ holy ████ [Applause] say done when you're done oh my God he's got 15.98 for Nick [Applause] come on brother 22 for 22 . there's still liquid in there yo we do we should do a ████ death message dude

7:51 that was great this game we used to drink a lot of Capri Suns huh it was a goddamn straw are you ready yeah death match three two one go oh here we go they both got this identical movement Jesus is waiting no he's gonna get it oh we got it oh oh [Applause] God you're just casually drinking he's still going by the time Nick got a straw in damn dude I poked her too hard Jesus poked it too hard let's go baby we're back you would have

8:43 beat the old record dude Jesus with the 14 points damn baby that was amazing you would have got a second place Guinness record what's actually in a Capri Sun I'm all hopped up right now bro dude I feel like I could see me do a ████ hey whoa It's pear grape and orange juice concentrate damn it monk fruit concentrate wow it only has half as much sugar pineapple juice content because they use a monk fruit what's monk fruit hey there's mushroom extract in here too so it says that um the Guinness World Record rules are uh it's the time it takes to remove the straw from the plastic sleeves stab it into the pouch and and drink the whole thing just like what we did yeah dude dude

9:38 yeah if I stopped having sex and did this for real oh this guy what did he do this is the guy who broke the record is there a video yeah what did he do what did he do that's him doing it hold on I want to see from the beginning what's his technique it comes down to the straw I gotta see he takes it out he bites the straw yeah so ready to go oh he already took it off yeah I think we need to see the whole thing dude that is that's just because the straw ████ is this wow that was pretty fast so that is that's crazy it was a good time it's the time yeah dude I could do it in ████ 10 seconds took me five seconds to get the straw out yeah dude I got adrenaline coursing through my veins right now

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