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Off The Record: Our Favorite & LEAST Favorite Movies (ft. Kalyne Lionheart)

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0:00 [Music] welcome back everybody take careful boys we are currently off the record with the lovely Colleen linhardt Colleen linhard hey at this time we're going to start discussing what are some movies that you actually like that most people don't and what are some movies that you actually hate that most people do you hate I don't know I I don't know what people like but hey or like like you ever been the unpopular opinion during like uh a movie discussion I don't have I don't have very many friends to have like these disc we'll be those friends right now we your friends we your buds what do you think of the Marvel Universe um we're just ready to disagree with come on I'll tell you why Infinity war is the best movie of all time no I agree I did I did enjoy that

0:52 movie me too absolutely it's type movie it's the best one out of all the marel the best one that was the best one that's the best one oh ████ no it's good hey dude take that ████ back I will say I did not like the new Doctor Strange movie yeah kind of mid huh I've heard that I really didn't like I thought it was like going in a good direction in the middle and then the ending just turned into a whole another yeah what was that anybody's heartbreaking I watched it it was decent I didn't watch the other ones that's why I can't really I I can't comp you watch the seel you don't think you need to I just watch that I there there are a number of Paul Thomas Anders movies I hate like what the master I I hate that movie oh why do you hate the master it was boring it was boring I don't think it was good I think what about King speech I didn't see it I also I also didn't like uh uh I didn't really I could I can't say I like the newest one that he did the licorice pizza oh really you didn't like licorice pizza I wanted

1:43 to like it really badly couldn't do it what was your gripe about it it wasn't wasn't good to me it was just boring it just didn't have enough Nicholas Cage aesthetically pleasing I that's about it that's it I like a lot of content I like I think I like too much but I also forget too much to have an opinion so then it's like oh man these movies are you only watch movies once each yeah I'm like damn dude I know what happened totally forgot I did not enjoy the new Blade Runner like I think the cinematography is beautiful and it's a beautiful movie to watch but it was so boring I turned it off in the first like 20 minutes it was it's rough oh I have a question for you you like quincon Tarantino what do you think of hateful eight you know what that's actually one that I haven't watched wait is that when they're the Western one right and then they get stuck in a cabin he directed that or did he just produce that one I can answer that isn't that like a three hour movie or something like that long

2:34 wow three hours huh so we don't really watch the same movies we don't watch we all don't really watch watch F so we can't have this conversation why you think I'm Homeward Bound loved it honestly one of my favorite uh talking dog movies were they talking no you were just a kid and your imagination was running wild it was a silent film I always remember the pork Michael J fox was created for the mo caps why don't they do like air Buds and like Beverly Hills Chihuahua like those kind of dog movies anymore I miss those you want to know why because while they're filming them s████ somebody always wanders on the set starts recording it and says animal cruelty is that that's exactly why but they gave me so much joy and so much love for animals that s███'s that's what happened to the last dog movie they did so they they had a they were like filming this scene with the dog in like water so they kept dunking it and then they had pet like Peta

3:25 signed off and said it was cool they had like a person on set like uh making sure everything was safe done and then of course 100t away some other random person recording from Super far away that goes viral before the movie's even out I want to kick that ████ ass got to be so difficult to work with animals on set they're just so ████ say unpredictable but yeah sure ████ never on time they go to the bathroom on set which is weird licking their never ready never professional M yeah no what do you think about so you like action movies what do you think about Mad Max f Road okay that I love you know I actually haven't seen that seen it oh D is it good is it worth it ████ TI what are some of your favorite action movies action movies um certain movies for different reasons and list of those reasons um like it

4:16 man's a great ████ oh my God thank you itman is like yeah what about the fourth one with Mike Tyson wait the fourth one was the Tyson oh the fourth one was I can't say I like that one I like it cuz it was Mike Tyson was donen's very good I didn't like the fourth one because I think the strength of the first two is the emotional ████ connection you make the fourth didn't have that I like that they always hate Japanese people in the in the movies yeah I love that part too that part that's a good narrative I love that's historical can't go wrong can't go wrong with that narrative what do you think about the John Wicks some scenes are great um like the last one not so well the last one I didn't like especially towards the end too I agree it was rough I haven't even seen the last one you could skip that the the best scene was the dog scenes I think

5:07 the best scene was um the knife throwing where they're breaking all the stuff and all the knives are throwing I think that was a little more creative I like the new talk Top Gun I haven't seen the new Top Gun but I can't wait highway to the danger zone did they do it yep they play it oh ████ they played a lot of the same sound like music like yeah and they they even started it the way like last time too it was pretty cool dude I I can't remember correctly but I feel like we didn't all love Joker I love Joker someone here didn't with walk who didn't like Joker what about the new Batman oh yeah it was a little boring I thought honestly I also thought that movie was going to end four different times I'll say this I I do yeah I hate when they say the end and the end and it keeps going my pretty full we had to split it up in two days

5:57 we had to watch it like two different I do appreciate that they took a different take that it's more realistic like you can imagine yourself be in a world where oh except for that I like this part I like the the eye yeah I like that I like that he had like remnants of the paint and I was like see finally thank you are there any like certified Classics that like are world overloved that you don't like kind of like ET or uh you know we don't have any pretentious film people here they're usually the ones that are like so counter cultured they're like I ████ hate Titanic it's like man you're a ████ imagine hearing that conversation in like a cinema thing I kind of hate Titanic a little bit it yeah but not not if I'm a little bit what's your uh guilty pleasure movie like something that people don't expect you to like at

6:47 all but you like only you like it only you like it yeah very few very few three ninjas there you go that's my ████ Mountain J hard Josh Hard movie that I I'm aware that it sucks I can't help but like it it's called Baku like nobody's ████ seen it it's an it's kind of an action movie thing where he's like hunting down these assassins he's a cowboy that doesn't have a gun he just punches everybody cuz he doesn't he doesn't use guns he has a Cod against it he just doesn't have one oh you know what's been happening to me so if I watch nostalgic movies it makes me ████ sad and I got to turn it off so like all of my CH cuz I love doing this right so sometimes I'm just like I'm just ████ stressed out I'll just put on something maybe like Ninja Turtles or something like cuz it's like childhood memory ████ Michael B one and then you get sad from the feeling that you get by

7:37 being young again or something anything that reminds me of my life before 2 minutes ago something happens where I'm like Yo dude ████ this movie but I'm happy damn 2 minutes you can't really watch anything I can't watch any movies Y no it's that feeling of nostalgia where I go back to that era of when that movie was playing and then I miss everything about it and I got to shut it off because it's not just a movie it's like a portal of me being in a theater or like anything and I'm watching the screen and I'm just like oh ████ oh I got to go back to school I got to do my midterm or whatever you know you know what's funny is that I I had waited a long time to watch this movie but I finally saw a better luck tomorrow last year really and it ████ me pretty hard

8:27 really because it was that it was that it was so such good representation of what it was like being Asian-American in like 1997 that it like ████ me up and I was like oh God like I was having memories that I didn't recall for so long yeah yeah those flashbacks right like you're like on ecstasy inside of an Integra and you're just coming back from Electric Daisy Carnival when it wasn't in Vegas and then you're just like ████ going home at 6:00 a.m. and it's kind of like that actually specifically I'm going to watch that movie tomorrow yeah Joe telling Ryan's nostalgia story is the best yeah it was a little bit like that are there any other popular movies that I love back to the fut we watch it any ████ time I can rewatch that in my ████ mind right now that and two I love one and two so yeah I could watch them on repeat and without stopping and just ████ and piss myself every two minutes that's his life

9:20 that's a popular Steve Green di why is it always one and two like like three is like I never even watched three who's watching three dude yeah I don't really watch I mean I always watch one and two you know what I like to do though is I finish two because two ends up with such a cliffhanger that I just I just start three but then I kind of give up on oh everybody does that but the reason I stick with it is cuz I just like to wrap up flea's narrative flea is a great narrative hey McFly what's the matter you chicken and then at the end he gets hit by the car it's very sad and he dies he dies instantly he dies instantly and red hot CH Peppers don't exist in that Universe anymore dude flea was just in something he was just in uh this Obi-Wan show he was I saw him in there was in that that's pretty cool I liked Interstellar oh also because there's like the science

10:11 of interstellar by Kip Thorne is the book so the actual theories of what they did for the movie is actually plausible yeah you could fall into a ████ inter bookcase I thought that that was very believable yeah oh tessar Rock bookcase bookcase I was like that that makes ████ sense to me I'm on Bor rest the test ████ the different dimensions and how different dimensions would have different rules like time would be constructed differently in another dimension and how that would be bended or be able to reach another one like you guys are ruining it for me I just didn't watch it like this whack ass book ████ as you guys are talking about I'm like oh yeah that that part's great and then as you continue on I'm like I haven't seen it any criminally spoiled a movie for you yeah

11:03 ████ Infinity War bro really yeah someone spoiled it for me you know they got Dustin yeah I was like cuz I I saw it late cuz I always see always I always see the Marvel movies late I'm a fan and then I was reading YouTube comments on some video and but it was but it was like for like a UFC fight or something it wasn't even for this it wasn't related why do people do that yeah cuz they're pieces of ████ dude and they should all ████ die dude but it was like SP sorry spoiler alert guys so I don't want you you haven't seen it you're about to be that person sorry they're like doctor strange and Spider-Man die and I go oh God and it ruined it for me but I still enjoyed it that's how good it was yeah it's very good one of my one of my friends totally ████ inception for me I I expressed for so long that I wanted to see this movie who did this to you some guy from my crew how do you spoil that movie I don't even know how I spoil this is how

11:54 we did it and it this literally is the worst way he goes it was heranum he goes he goes like I was like don't say it don't say it and this guy loves to ████ like kind of tow the line and like teach her along he's like no l is one thing let me just say one thing I'm like no ████ don't say it and he goes he goes but did it really all happen oh and I was like that is the worst ████ thing you could say to me cuz now like the whole time you're just going be okay so that's not real I don't even give a ████ about this yeah Shutter Island same ████ somebody spoiled once upon a time in Hollywood for me how do they spoil that well all they said at the end was like and this dude I loved that whole movie spoiled yeah but not like the the ending at least yeah because the made up stuff is not you don't know what's coming yeah I didn't know what was happening right and then he just mentioned like oh dude the fight scene at the very end oh that is stupid to say you're right he goes he goes dude it gets pretty crazy someone gets their head crushed and I'm like that is

12:45 ████ dumb to say and I think that's why I didn't like the movie because the Bruce built to not know why that would happen at I somebody spoed the Bruce Lee stuff to me and I was like I wanted to ████ see his ass get beat and be surprised yeah what was going to happen dude I want to see that I was pissed about that you guys remember the fight club ending of how everything was revealed somebody spoiled that for you no no but imagine if someone did spoil that to you that that would ████ the whole real or the prestige if someone did that to me I would or seven Seven's big spoil that you're a ████ dude even Whiplash if someone spoiled that ████ too true bro you know it's so funny I told this guy to I think I mentioned to you like oh I heard Whiplash is a really good movie and I I made the Imp impression to Ryan that I saw it and then he goes hey man I saw your ████ favorite movie Whiplash and I go oh I haven't seen it yet I

13:36 watched it because of him I was like I through I was like oh you know what Nick said this is a really great movie I watched it you just misunderstood that it was his favorite movie yeah I guess I don't know what I was thinking no I made the impression I incepted his ████ brain what you guys get for joking around return I returned to him as if I had like completed his journey and I said hey dude I saw a great recommendation he goes I haven't seen yet and and do you think Ryan's like man I wanted to connect with Nick and I go I'm deflecting sorry first I find out he's not really gay and now he Whiplash you know what's a classic I saw recently and I was just like man this was good lamb Before Time lamb before time is a hitter bro little foot all of them all of all of you know what a wait there's more than one bro there's like three four and five lot of spin-off what about TV shows like series because series have been like taking it off in another

14:26 Direction what you got what what are some of your favorite TV shows uh what's your jam I better write these down let's go cuz I forgot to watch Ozark all genres Ozark is great yeah I have stranger things I've watched that one season 4 is pretty good you know somebody just got me into the boys and I will have to say season 2 is like a as a wash really you know what I watched season one of boys and I I realized I didn't like season two either season 2 is rough I I was just not I think was rough about it it boring like it was pretty part of part of the part of the Allure of season one is discovering what's like what everything is and then once you already know it all they don't do enough with the tools that you already have in place oh there's a lot of shows like that after you break out like it's like uh what is it Hunger Games once they get out of the thing it's like ah it's whatever What About Love death robots oh I haven't heard

15:16 about that that's a great one Black Mirror Steve what's that one on Netflix that we were watching about the kids that that are in a dormatory and they got magic n me yeah we like it Umbrella Academy that one oh yeah that's a sick one I like that one I haven't seen it though that's not Harry Potter that's a hell of a pitch Joe I think Sons of Anarchy has has a has a wall too I think s s of Anarchy has a a very straight wall cuz after but do you like Mr Mayans I didn't even see it cuz I didn't have Fai I didn't I know I didn't have faith in it anymore because at a point sons of ani they start lying just to forward the plot where things could have been fine but then for no reason a character will lie it's like why why and what's their motivation that's why I kept asking it's just to like forward the why would you say that that's what I would say it's like right after they alleviate something it's like oh then you just ████ the whole thing up for no reason does is anybody experiencing superhero

16:06 movie burn out yeah I think that's what it is with the Marvel stuff too I think for me and not even just that but like the boys and I tried watching the all that stuff I'm just so kind of sick of it I guess that's why just Recycling and recycling the point where it's it's I just need a break yeah I loved Aquaman though that's how I feel about Disney movies but a long time ago like I every Disney movie that came out like even the Pixar one I just like all right I basically I've seen it already you ever rewatch old Disney movies and think about the actual Easter eggs that are in those movies for the adults the dick and stuff we love all the dicks I'm not a fan of it I don't like it I like only that part only that part that's the only reason I paused it screenshot it and send it to him you know what I didn't like the newest fast fast ands guess what I and I and I defend all of the other ones too it was so bad I out B and

16:57 I and I my heart was movie my heart was breaking my ████ is Fast and Furious because I love how ████ unapologetically absurd they are and then this one was like what the ████ guys they crossed the line was it too absurd or not absurd enough it was a little bit of both in different areas they should just stop making them yeah it was like it it was um it's like they didn't understand their own ████ power at that point okay if you took over the fast franchise what would you change about it I would it now the damage is done I thought about this I would make a 2hour and 30 minute movie where the only line of dialogue Vino can say is family and and the whole time but but like Groot he has to say family in different ways to express his like Groot the amount of memes that came out of that movie that's so fitting that it would be him doing that too yeah because it's layers it's layers he could do it

17:48 is the new Guardians out yet Guardians of the Galaxy just rap principal you know what I'm looking forward to I want to see Elvis I knew you were going to say that how did you know I don't know I had a I like Elvis you look like you like Elvis was that a question I hated B Ry yeah I heard a lot people didn't like it it was so Fu it was so dumb and it was there's a thing going on with the biopic movies where it's like no one will ever like a band called Queen and it's like we'll see about that but it's like very like that never happened I loved it but the filler ████ that that people would say to each other was so non-creative like even just the stuff that the daughter was saying like in the beginning of the movie and you if you're going to call your dad father already then it's ████ to me no one ████ calls her dead fa but they're the the not Pakistan but L Christians alarians still didn't work still didn't work uh really slept on film in my opinion that

18:39 I watch all the time is Copland cop Copland so much ████ tough Steven Seagal uh no no no C Stallone and it's probably his best acting role ever really yeah heent huh no no no coupling the movies R dama movie this is like oh man I want to say '90s yeah yeah yeah it was '90s but it didn't do very well but it's a very ████ dope movie very good he's really damn good in it I like Demolition Man do you remember what about Walker you guys watch that series Walker Texas Ranger or just Walker well I mostly watched the through Corner orri the new that's the new one the new one the new one's really good is the new one big off of Walker Texas Ranger yes but it's not Chuck Norris who is it no it's the guy from uh Blue Mountain State what's his name oh yeah yeah yeah I know who you're talking about the Jack Reacher guy Jack Reacher yeah oh the new Jack Reacher the new Jack Reacher that's what it is it's not

19:29 Jack oh Jack Reacher show okay yeah yeah yeah why is it good what's what's the no it's just good writing good storytelling good act is he detective oh okay yeah you know what I miss Walking Dead thought you say walking Phoenix when he used to hang out with you all the time I miss walking after they killed Glenn I was out yeah me too you know he Glenn wasn't even supposed to stay alive that long I don't care Joe he was already yeah yeah it was so dumb to do that but they kept killing off all the favorites seg segue though out of movies who would you want on your Zombie Apocalypse Team none of you guys y'all are weak who can I pick you can pick anybody Dead or Alive can I pick Anthony and use him as a shield turn him into a zombie keep on the Chain like like what's her name just two straps on his back and just feel

20:20 like that through the whole thing probably tastes like the noodles at this point yeah I'll have ZZ Top wait who would be the who would be the first people to go in this room Anthony because we would chuck him at the be using sh no the people who don't have any like survival skills like they're in a career where it's like you know social editors no not me Camp first then probably me I definitely don't have survival skills and I hate camping so i' just be like not peace I'm just going to lay down here guys and then gets eaten that's how you I don't like camping would you where would you apply your as soon as a zombie breaks in here would you just sit on your ass just wait for it to if a zombie comes in here I'm like yo yes hell yeah you grapple let's go so cinematic and then that zombie is a

21:10 black belt and he ████ chokes that's that is what he would do he would just be like come on I ████ hate zombies come on yeah yeah yeah KN in my luck I get I get scr I get SC I brush up against a zombie get scratched I'm like oh I'm turned now that's my a zombie coughs on me and I'm like guys I'm not feeling too good of course zombie with a ████ golf visor had two polos on you see that ████ Jesus Christ they're the first to go absolutely absolutely CU I'm just lucky again ████ Steve [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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