0:00 my first thing I would do if I had 20 million and I was thinking about JK is I would honestly just think of what would be the funniest thing to spite Steve no what you should do is you should pump his coin and rug pull [Music] it all right so let's talk about some good luck anybody feeling lucky not really Chinese kind of luck not after Max Hollow got knocked out but go ahead that sounds painful um we're talking about a North Carolina oh who found $20 on the ground covering poop sometimes they do that no it wasn't covered in poop um and uh he found it right outside of a convenience store so he conveniently decided to go inside buy a lottery ticket buy a $25 winning scratch off this is Uncle Sam oh he had
0:51 $20 underneath my shoe he wins a million dollar dude this ising Uncle Sam story what a guy did he bought a f restaurant a I bet he got jacked right before he probably got jacked he goes I have no money I know damn so this guy is Jerry Hicks of Banner Elk North Carolina he told the State Education Lottery that he used the $20 he found outside the Speedway convenience store in Boon North Carolina to buy an extreme cash scratch off car because the type of lot ticket he usually buys wasn't available oh lot of luck everything just worked perfectly lined up he said he planned to use the winnings to retire after working for 56 years as a carpenter as well as to help his children he also had more immediate
1:41 plans of going to going ahead straight to Golden Corral and eating everything they've got you know you know this money is going to last him a long time he's very levelheaded and grounded that's dope went to Golden Corral how old is the dude uh well he was working for 56 years car so sounds like he's about to retire when you were telling the story I was hoping you would say he was going to get like a BBL or something or like some crazy Plastic Surgery Golden Corral is not hype enough for you no it's fire it's dope I love I love golden shmp I'm going to go to Golden Corral and eat everything there and I'm like it's a buffet right yeah I'm going go to you can already do that so it's still the same price yeah yeah he goes this time I ain't going cheap and it's like it's just one price he's like I'll take a soda I love when people have like humble things they going to do with their money like that that's cool he decided what if he thought that he had to pay extra for the other things so he just kept going
2:32 to the salad bar he's been eating all the cart this whole time he's like you know they only let you do one option so I only get the pork chops and then they're like nah dude this is all you can eat like bro why you always eat one thing and leave he opted to take the lump sum payment of 600 Grand rather than receiving the prize of an annuity of 50 Grand over 20 years after state and federal tax withholdings his take- home winnings amount to $429,000 damn what the ████ that's wack a million 600400 the tax is insane from the lotto dude 429 but I thought that's why the lotto became a thing is to collect the tax that's the whole point so like someone but don't they already collect it on each purchase so it's like if if like we all buy a $10 lotto ticket it's not like $60 in the pot isn't it already
3:22 like $30 in the pot is it taxed I don't know because I thought it's like no no I mean I thought it was like basically like a 50/50 with the state after the before tax still after I don't know I thought it was to pull the money well originally the idea of the lotto was to pull the money for the education system yeah that's the original one cuz that's where it goes if it's unclaimed yeah if it's not claimed it just keeps going higher and higher and higher and then once it gets paid out then it takes the revenue I got to play for scratchers man apparently the lottery currently purchases government securities to secure the future payments of your prize together the principal and interest earned by these bonds over a specified time make up the full amount of the prize in effect each year a portion of the Securities mature and make up the year's payment so they're profiting off a bit in the long run it just goes it just feels crazy when it's a million and like you know when you win a million
4:13 your imagination's here right you're like okay I'm going to get this and then but you really get 400 so you're like oh so they're like double taxing it are they double taxing it cuz like well that's the whole point though right cuz it can give you you can get your whole million at $50,000 over 20 years but if you you even pull that 50,000 you're still paying taxes on that 50,000 yeah or you could take the one lump Su everyone mean it's always take the lump Su always take the lump Su cuz you're like a million ████ you buy a house in California and you get 400 like ████ I got to move out of state again son of a ████ always like scares me because you know how like uh if you don't do the lump summon say you do the payments over like 25 years or whatever and like they're going to send an assassin you can't transfer the pay to anybody else it just ends well even more than that in 20 years $50,000 is going to be like get
5:03 a cup of coffee damn dude Wow real faith in your country American right but you're always going to be losing power on that money over a long period of time so but a lot of the times you know this is a curse for people that can't handle money like it just comes out of nowhere well they said that ruins your family too sometimes this guy seems chill though yeah I like and he's older you know yeah and you got children so you you know where you want to park and you're like old old so like you're like ████ it dude didn't that young dude who won like a almost like a billion he moved to San Marino nearly 2 billion I think and his ████ girlfriend is super fine yeah he got like a fine ass girl after afterwards and he bought his he buys family Like Houses like was it like pasaden or something or I think I think it's Pasad what you like the Mega Millions or something what did he win
5:53 you want like it was like a $2 billion he got he got in California yeah I mean obviously that means he only got like 900 something million probably only got 50 gr or something California I don't even know if I can like handle 900 million overnight test me can you handle 900 million overnight hey but on the on the real though do you do you honestly believe that if you suddenly won like that much money do you think you would keep all your friends do you think some of them would change I Lose Friends regardless of my money like they say they say like on average people stay in your life for maybe 7 years if people are still really good friends with you after seven they're probably going to be lifelong good friends like if if I got lifelong friends I'll give them some money hey you know what I would do if if I won the
6:44 lotto I'd be like Bart what do I do with this money me I bet he would come up with a good plan for me Golden Corral baby but you got to go to like the South for it cuz the ones here California Golden Corral is no good dude remember HomeTown Buffet that was that's what I would do with 900 mil I I would bring back HomeTown Buffet dud consult Joe with your money Joe's like we're bringing back HomeTown Buffet we're buying scissors and we're the rest of the money goes right back into lotto tickets imagine no Mr Beast would do it yeah but then unlimited garlic toast dude cheese toast that's what you do yeah from Sizzlers just just every day hey if you want the lot what would you do for linhard Jiu-Jitsu honest question probably make it smaller honestly probably build a wall in the
7:34 middle that is that would be a Nick cuz he's like we don't need to recruit then I could just roll with my boys make it make it physically smaller put like tons of tons of layers of drywall that's I say put a wall between the we our G's not really packed right now but after I'm done with it it's going be packed going be so packed you ████ breathe in there would you at Le would you like buy the building dude yeah right Nick right now he's like what would I do with M he's going to that Daydream hazy ████ Montage of like all his pugs are just like Inc convertibles they're getting like ████ manicure pedicur on they're ████ probably buy two more pugs yeah dude I love p n I probably would uh yeah I'd probably ████ honestly a private gym would be sick or nobody would ████ bother me you know would you stay in passag I would want to be I would want to ball out but with nobody knowing yeah you can you can opt to stay
8:25 Anonymous when you win but like you got to give up more money to do it though don't you huh don't you have to give up more money to stay Anonymous that's so whack damn they charge you for everything if you win the lotto for the confidentiality I I think that was the old thing you have to like you have to let them have That's like ████ allegate they charge you for every bag I mean on a million dollar scratcher I don't care to stay Anonymous but a billion though yeah we're talking about like you got like 20 something million even I'd be like yeah I might be down to stay Anonymous oh but like a million dollar when you know it's going to come out to 400 Grand I'm be like ████ you make that in 2 years anyway like shut the ████ up out of all your out of all your friends and family do you think you have an idea of who would come out of the woodwork and ask for ████ oh yeah at a billion yeah a billion different depends on the amount depends on the amount no just just just
9:16 2 mil 2 mil I think if it's this amount they'll be like wait you got a mill wait it's only 400 ah never mind walk it's 20 mil 20 mil 20 mil for sure people would you think people would just be like first the first ████ scringy is your is your mom a scer dude I got no money now and she's always like you never take me out you don't buy me this one their shoulders you owe her though she hooked you up with a job when you were a kid when no no one would hire you yeah no resume I'd be I'd be most happy as well to just give her a chunk of change and watch her ████ birth how how much would you give her out of 20
10:07 mil yeah yeah yeah I'll put her ass on allowance really you think she likes it just cuz she likes the feeling of you taking care of her it's not so much what if she wants a lumsum though what if what if she wants a lumsum and she's like I don't want she like you took Lum I want lumsum I would honestly I I I'd be willing to I would negotiate with her I'd be like I can give you a certain amount of love some but you can't just send that to your family in Vietnam cuz that's the difference cuz like I know I know literally it's like if I give my dad money my dad will give my mom money my mom will give it away and it's like this is why I give Dad money it's not that I don't want to take you out and pay for your stuff or buy you food it's that like I wanted to go to you that's why I sto giving my mom money cuz that ████ ████ Burns it at the temple every ████ day literally Burns it it
10:57 on fire there's a prayer for you yeah yeah you reaped the rewards though ah yeah maybe the spiritual one there's you broke your foot's a there's a millionaire that won the lotto right and then um so he could handle the money so but the thing is he was spoiling all of his nieces and nephews and all of them couldn't handle it they got into drugs they got ████ up so the curse was all around his family because no cuz he he was just oh yeah free money and then like all of his family were asking so he just starts giving them away right and I'm like damn that's what you also got to watch out for cuz let's say you could handle it and then you're you know you give somebody 100K and then all of a sudden poof it goes away and c and then they need and then they need it again because it went so fast they didn't do it the right way so they're asking for
11:47 more you still got any hey real real answer okay if you want $20 million how many kingas do you think you'd lose as friends ooh o I think I wouldn't lose any if I didn't give anybody anything so if they give none they'll probably want to be my friend cuz I'll be like I'll take you to eat you don't think someone would be like man Anthony shyy why didn't he like divvy it up to all the homies no I think they'd be ████ whack to say that they never be like oh Anthony dude like come on man you know all you know all of us we're friends how come you didn't like hook us up if any of my homies won 20 million and I showed up and I asked for money I'll be ████ a but they're not asking they're just like waiting for you to say something no I'll take you guys out to Golden Corral what about us what about the JK
12:38 boys yeah I hope it's not Golden Coral I think it's you get us all matching gold chain Bak my first thing I would do if I had 20 million and I was thinking about JK is I would honestly just think of what would be the funniest thing to spite Steve spite purchase how about this I got a question for you what is the amount that you would have to win in a lottery for you to start giving other people money in this room in this room in the in the in this room yeah even Jr let's say right now even Jr has a uh a lottery to get but like what's the situation are you just like hey you guys want some money we're hanging out or like or I'm going to call you up specifically y I have too much money so like let's say in this room if I want a billion for sure each person is getting at least 1 million it's not even what you're so nice it's not even a it's not even no I'm forgetting all of you guys true it's not it's not going to Dent you
13:29 but then if it's like like ████ 50 Grand I'm like no I kind of need this what if I want to R what if I want to redeem my million dollars for like Quality Time or something dude I want to trade it in hey that's my love language you know Nick's like I rather spend time with you you just always try to solve your problems with money yeah what if I wanted some sexual favors I think even if I got a even if I got like let's not say a billion because that's for sure 100 million but even if I got 100 million I think I'd be like I would way rather especially with my friends that I know like I ████ with I'd be like hey make me a pitch what about 20 million shark tank with oh we got to prove it that's not nice no just got to tell me what you want it for because if you got no idea you just throw out an arbitrary number I'm like ████ you dude we got everybody's got to you know something but you ruin the Vibes when you ask yeah you're ruining the
14:19 Vibes you know what's also ruining the Vibes like yo I just want help I I just got a billion here's a million I'm like this ████ just got a billion just giving me a million give it back then give it back is that pity how would you give Jr you got more what did he give you man so let's say if one of us wins right one of us wins 20 million right now even passing out 100 Grand each is ████ tight yeah that sounds nice do I got to pay taxes on grand free money any free money is tight cuz it's like you don't even have to give it to anybody true so if I win a billion and I give you a $50 ████ card to Luc seals gift card to Luc seals you know I got from Costco cuz I'm not entitled to anything true it's like it's like if Elon was if I give you $50 but I give them all a million give me a million dude that would be so that would hurt that would hurt that would hurt that hurt my feelings he that's
15:10 your troll you give you give us all a million dollars you give Steve a million dooll gift certificate to Luc seals so he has to go lals it expires in a year he's like I hate barbecue I can't eat this he has to use it no it's still F restaurant Filipino F rush so you're like I gave you guys all a million dollars come on and I buy just enough we in you to have just one more than his stack just one more no what you should do is you should pump his coin and rug pull it ████ that' be so Good Genius like yo Anthony look at this crazy Candlestick what the hell this guy's this guy's a whale I would I would buy and then he dumps more money in it cuz he thinks it's going to go to the boot and then you rug pull him I would definitely I
16:01 would definitely buy this whole Business Park and then we would just collect Revenue in everyone else's rent that would be nice that' be cool and then we would relook at the rebar guys contract and we just kick anyone out when they're noisy yeah yeah easy
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