0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys we are very careful boys today we have can hey ken hey hi ken old friend friend of the show ken hello everyone was like who's that ████ guy sitting next to joe with a guitar everybody forgot about me bro dude but you're back so you gotta let him know ken he's been around since the donna time the dawn of time yeah wait why did people forget you because you're quiet as ████ yeah i don't i don't say much pick up the volume were you the guy with the guitar like in high school i was no i wasn't i actually just learned guitar like last year yeah yeah like two years ago are you getting good are you passionate about it you do what i am passionate about i love it so much where my fingers i don't feel my fingers are you doing vietnamese covers yet eric clapton songs have you done stairway to heaven vietnamese stuff stairway to vietnam
0:50 no i don't i don't do any of those songs or blackbird by the beatles do you know my name from uh this guy named keshie you guys know who keshie is kesha yeah yeah no pressure yeah very good artist yeah i know but yeah i just play those songs and i just practice going down [Laughter] it's the start of something i didn't clean this very well actually no you did it hey grab the guitar let's soundtrack our conversation a little bit all right so kim what are you even up to man he's gonna ████ play a guitar he's gonna be a vietnamese k-pop star i think that's where you take the k out i've been playing synth music he's a vp sing your answers sing what's your
1:40 favorite song hey no no copyrighted music and ████ yeah don't ████ yourself don't worry about it do you know mine you just bailed out that was great we get edited out you're editing it cut it out [Music] if i saw you in vietnam definitely your parody [Music] that's pretty good though i can't wait to revisit you in six months you were kind of in joe's shadow on that one but you know we'll give it to you can you how's your how's your windmills bro my windmills i could do
2:31 three hey show us hey show us your windows ████ dude i'm just gonna do all come on don't hit the cages arcade this whole this whole video is just going to be doing be doing stuff let's do cool stuff out of frame yeah let's see that what else you've been learning what else you've been learning you know what though like so i i'm excited can is like the little brother that i never wanted that i got but i also don't want him around right so we've been around for a long time he was my roommate and a friend yeah you guys lived together for a while we met well
3:21 i've known you before ████ periodics somehow you yeah you did you knew me right when we started like wait how long did you guys live together for okay so like years time bro 2010 we ████ lived lived for four with each other and alhambra and then we ████ lived with each other in whittier yes what are some of the that's four years you're right that's like four years what are these bad living habits well he i've i've watched this dude groan he's watched me groan over the years so his habits girl are not a shower huh his his habits are probably not the same as what they used to be like leaving ████ dishes in the sink god damn i did do that i did do that but everybody does that let's be real we also want to know what are joe's weird habits yeah joe's weird habits uh does that know him though i mean you already kind of know what he's like it's just exactly like how he is here but at home
4:13 so just every morning no matter what the ████ is going on and like he's just like being uncle that's how he wakes up yeah he's like what the ████ like he'll cuss every time there's like dishes in this thing like mother ████ what the ████ is this and then he tosses ████ around punches holes in the wall same thing like like here i had a big hole in my door because i punched it yeah what caused that punch in the argument the dishes oh dude and it wasn't your door because it was around there's a hole in the wall from the stairs too from the your gun safe oh yeah but that wasn't out of anger that was out of six asian guys not being able to lift the gun safe to the second story and then they ████ bumped it against the wall when that happens and then he got angry from that and he punched a hole in the wall afterwards my landlord loved us so much though because at first he was like oh i don't
5:03 know man like a bunch of ████ roommates young people you guys gonna ████ it up and at the end he loved us so much because we improved it i ████ put money in to improve the backyard like we put palm trees in that ████ we ████ made we didn't leave the place that much better we left it with holes but he gave us a hundred percent of the ████ deposit oh that's nice which which house did you like more the first house we stayed in or the second house the second house second house me too that was because the first house was owned by uh my ex's family and that's why what's the craziest ████ you ever seen joe do in the house ████ run around with his hands taped together like this why are we doing that i have no idea what was that was it a sex related incident it might have been i didn't ask questions he was like in the middle of a thing and you went to get water yeah i didn't ask questions
5:53 did he still have the plug in his butt that time was he like penguin or no i i'm not sure but that was like one of the moments where i was like huh this is what it's like living with joe it was it was super random i was like why is he taped up you know what i'm not even gonna ask i i bet i know why it wasn't anything sexual i bet it was something like joe had a wild thought in his head he was sitting down he goes i wonder if i could handcuff myself with some tape i wonder if i can break out of it it sounds like a bart move now i feel like that's some ████ joe would do and just like i wonder what my day would be like if i was just handcuffed off you know what my favorite memory is working on music with you that was fun right like we used to do a lot of creative ████ all the time hey play one of your songs play with your songs one of you and joe's original we made two albums together you guys did yeah because i played the keys or like instruments and then like or i would compose with
6:44 ken and i would come up with melodies in my head or sometimes i would hum something out and then he would ████ like play it and come like he would be like what do you like arrange it yeah yeah i would pretty much produce it yeah you really you really got nothing on your phones now i'm actually genuinely curious what about spotify there's stuff on youtube we have two we had a house production crew not a house but like house music called the dusky hunters oh yeah dusky hunter yeah yeah this is this is something that we both made this is called asteroids you only get 10 seconds otherwise copper yeah [Music] get get them in the middle and then you know what our our company is going to copyright this video right now doesn't matter if we talk over it you know it's not going to read it
7:36 that's the build up give them the good stuff nah i want to hear the drop dude over here the drop this isn't the good ████ right here over here it's coming it's coming you can tell you gotta hit the peep ken [Music] there we go [Music] all right i'm trying to be like anthony dude hey that's kind of hey that's actually really good but anyway that's why did you guys stop uh because we got busy he got busy i got busy and then that's the funnest part about like living with can though this dude is probably one of the most talented ████ i've ever met wow no offense to you guys but this is because you guys are all talented in your own way okay but this dude he's the kind of guy that when he has an interest he goes balls to the ████ walls and then he goes to this point of like
8:26 not only like decent but he becomes good at it so i saw him doing portraits one day and i'm like man you ████ suck at drawing bro and then a month later this fool's doing like beautiful ass portraits of like marvel and whatever and then he starts getting paid off of that right wow guitar he just picked this ████ up that's one of your portraits by the way ████ no dude while he's talking pull it off pull it up you ████ artist son of a ████ take forever to look can show did you do that chaplin back there is that you hold on that's ikea okay i wanna show you a portrait but i'll show you something i painted but you knew that whoa i painted this that's really good it's kind of blurry but it's it's just like a forest the magical forest yeah so how big is that and then when did you get into painting let me see ████ so he's your human heart he was doing charcoal he was doing steve like
9:16 yeah see that's way tight that's this is how big it is he's like the ████ thomas kincaid painter light and ████ it's a story but yeah wow [Laughter] hey you know what you should do you should decorate the ████ jake officers no i'm good bro perfect it's perfect no it's not we need a new do you need a new office it's not perfect it's perfect for the bathroom okay we were talking about this yesterday changing the office right yeah absolutely we got to change it up hey bring this in hey can bring it in dude it's in texas oh never mind don't bring it make another one it was actually a gift from my friend but hey ken make some art for the office yeah please ████ okay we got bart's heart over there if you buy if you buy a big-ass canvas i'll just fill that ████ up today's video is brought to you by feels cbd isn't about what you feel it's about what you do not feel such as stress anxiety pain discomfort yuck now the way i
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11:50 art night so i was like all right let me paint you something and then boom gifted it didn't didn't charlie chaplin like ████ a kid pretty hard yeah dude we don't need a rep we don't need that i thought you like headed up at some like road house no no i don't do like a bunch of texas guys who drew that piece of ████ nobody gives nobody in here gives a ████ about charlie chaplin i don't even know how that got there gives his ████ dude he made silent movies wait he was a sex child sexual predator yeah i was just holding a roller over that ████ really he's a child sex problem yeah bro dude take that ████ out of here dude take that ████ home let's turn him into hitler yeah dude he looks pretty close and then you could you could paint over that oh right over here turn him into a funk styles popper don't don't paint a kid next to him that'll be the only thing no you should kick a hole you should get a still of that moment with jack mcbee and the ████ older yeah dude
12:41 make a portrait of mcv i have a little air bubble that says everyone calls me that's my favorite part about the clint eastwood thing yeah yeah dude why do you have to tell her that everyone calls him mcbee that is the sickest inside joke that like the jk viewers are like really taking it i love it oh dude yeah nobody else is talking about it it's like a hard thing [Laughter] you're so proud of them it's ours it's so fun to see people reference it we're gonna copyright strike other people's videos they start ████ talking about because why does he need to tell her
13:32 that it's so ████ great i wanna i wanna i wanna make a football jersey like that but it says 13 in september dot dot dot how sick would that be dude and the back says 12. that's so great but 13 in september carefully merch is gonna be on fire dude we're gonna sell so much merch it's crazy dude speaking of pedophiles have you guys heard of zoo files no zoophiles it's people that basically they're animal abusers but they ████ animals oh like the freaking uh lizard the lizard guys oh files like ph files not like x-files like pedophile zoo what's the difference between a zoo file and an animality man oh like you mean a beastiality man
14:24 beastiality yeah one is harder to pull off what's the difference between uh animorphs and fantastic beasts i think because the fetish and zoophile is the person that commits so where does furry fall in all of this furry is also a fetish but they just it's people cute and acceptable yeah compared to the animal files or whatever you can feel them it's kind of gross it's straight up like animal abuse because they don't know what the ████ is going on you know so at least furries are like doing it to each other yeah and it's with consent because they're human kind of what's your uh fur ████ what the ████ is that called the fur uh your your personality personality what's your first name well i'm going to punch you in the face my personalities i'll punch you in the ████ head right now what is that spirit animal's got to be different from
15:14 your personality i promise you that why why'd you ask us that like we were supposed to know what that is yeah what the ████ because you guys you guys don't know what you guys know what furries are you gotta have a person first of all explain us explain to us what our personality is what animal you would be personality okay what would what animal would you like to me i would probably be like a ████ like snake or some ████ you know no it has to be furry you pick it you yourself or just yeah whatever cause yeah you get it like a queen knights you oh yeah it's just it's just the identity you adopt when fursuiting okay so you could be a cat gee a box where you're trying to put a furry you could be any mammal i think i will choose a dog i knew it i know i'm too basic bro a chihuahua or a german shepherd lately i've been feeling like a labrador or
16:04 like a golden retriever i'm gonna start doing fishing moves on everybody in this ████ room he's just gonna tara it's over the show's over because this guy's more of a reptile that's why do you identify as in that community no do you know anybody in the community because you do have vibes that i have to say i would not be there what kind of vibes what kind of just a general vibe well ever since you brought up personality we have an eyebrow raised to you it was the way that i think that was the way that you asked me that question with a straight face and just like it was completely normal no judgment but it seemed like you're excited captioned out like you guys just talked about it we'll just watch personality says here it's an identity you adopt one for suiting what is for suiting yeah i don't know well you can the fursuit of happiness ken what do you see steve as yeah steve yeah pick one pick one for all of us tonight can we go birds can we do bald eagle i
16:55 was thinking there you go good because i am losing my hair but there's no further right no it's because he's a ████ all-american you know has fur a wasp a white anglo-saxon protestant has fur oh yeah lots of do have fur and those guys ████ ████ all the time what's joe you he says dog but you pick one for him how do you see joe as a personality for some reason i see you as like a ████ like goat or something that makes sense goat is cool cause it's like i make a lot of noise and then but it's like they're also kind of like fun yeah joe's a ████ tasmanian devil yeah but i can also see just joe eating a metal can for no reason this is true that's why it tastes good climb canyon what about ryan ryan definitely a teddy bear hey that's that's cute and gay i like it exactly
17:45 all right my turn now your turn you i think i know i i have one in my head i want to see you later i think you're just gay got him again like what animal is that there's like an animorph cover i'm just turning into himself but it's like a different ████ but i'm just a little more fat like smirking it's like this and then it's like gradual change you're like a little uh honey badger yeah yeah yeah like a bat like a rodent like a badger oh like a rodent cool thanks can but like uh wolverine how about that oh that's cool i was thinking monkey in my head oh i like monkey i was thinking raccoon raccoon okay what about anthony anthony probably something that has sex a lot huh yeah for sure ████ a lot that ████ a lot anthony is a tiger because kenjus i appreciate that
18:35 very much wow okay he had any more like a deer oh i could see that too like prancing like he's like he's like an elegant kind creature see it i see it you sometimes get hitched about to butt kick a dog what's the bright light happening there anthony is a brown and teachiness because they ████ the most in the animal kingdom really yeah i look up animals that have the most sex wow what is what is that a brown i would have assumed rabbits it's not human i ████ have no idea bro i've never heard of it my whole life all right what would what would bart be bart
19:25 other than like a walrus ████ that's his current season that's his current season or like a giant bear walrus damn like a gerbil like a freakishly huge giant hamster i can see that he's a hamster like a chinchilla no it's a hamster but big he's kind of like a rhino or a gorilla right now oh a rhino he's a bit of a rhino yeah i like humans that look like animals yeah like have you ever seen anybody that look like a rat like their face just looked like a rat brown and teachiness does that look like joe these guys ████ oh that's me yeah damn damn they ████ a lot huh yeah the most know how big is that thing they are sexy looking they're fat they're either not that big what about can what you can guys yeah what's can jen's a dead man for looking at me like that while he asked me [Laughter] as a school bully vibe oh i know what
20:15 can's a ████ meerkat dog oh yeah is i was going to say an alpaca oh that too dude ken's one of the most interesting dudes to just watch sometimes because he'll just be somewhere and he's standing in doorway and just ████ going like this that's what i'm saying he's like the emperor's new groove oh yeah he is oh that's oh that's good it's a llama right yeah llama that's cool i do like llamas i'm a llama too nice do you spit on people see that took a turn
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