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Biden Just Keeps Making It Worse...

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0:00 in light of Biden making it worse on Stephanopoulos what's what's something he could have said to make things better from the debate I poooo in my diaper put his leg up [Music] changing welcome back to another very mikai episode of careful boys today we have everybody in here except Anthony we got suban yo yeah celebra be that look good oh yeah so I was telling you guys I just caught up on the presidential debate finally yeah and uh it's pretty funny it's actually really what was funny about that huh but you said the interview that he did with Stephanopoulos was made him look worse the clips that I saw yeah cuz he was

0:50 talking about you know like people that like oh like what happened that night whatever and if he had a good comeback it would be cool but his comeback was he prepared like sitting down or some ████ or like you know it was like I wasn't ready I was tired yeah it's like what the ████ at least come up with a good excuse like I ████ ████ myself I have Mexican food last night and you're like okay I can see I've been there I know what you're talking about butes human yeah this fo was like my ████ fingers my toe socks were too tight I couldn't feel my toes anymore I'm like what the but like Stephan up was sound like he was he was like catching him he he was when uh Biden was like oh I'm uh I was exhausted and stepen up was was like but you had 6 days of rest at Camp David right before white nailed wasn't that enough it seems like they're almost targeting him well they are now they used to be fluffy with him yeah and now

1:40 everyone was a dick rider on that side they want to give him yeah what happened is it just like too hard to like keep up now that it's like so OB before it's like Biden would do anything right and it like always he's like falling down the steps all the rugs are slippery everyone like CNN everyone would he's actually falling up the stairs if you look yeah yeah yeah everyone's covering the ████ out of him and then now it's like the same people the people that are covering from him are all turning their backs what if he's just that one Grandpa who keeps messing up everyone does their best to cover him up no matter what and to the point where they're just like you know what like we can't like like when you don't want your grandpa to lose his driver's license we can't cover him up anymore it's just that part you know what I mean like we done Grandpa we'll drive you Grandpa you're done get your ass back home you're done for the day we'll be tired as if they said that you know if they just came out like yo honestly this Fool's ████ up dude like who do we

2:31 got more honest yeah dude you know how like Trump took like I don't know like who knows if that's true either that he took two cognitive test and like aced them yeah 100% AC them he said it yeah cuz he said it but then like you can't even Ace that ████ there's no Ace yeah probably like pass or fail guy's like whoa you killed it but like high score ever you did the extra credit too the fact that Biden refused to take any type of cognitive test is that true I just saw news right now cuz couldn't they just lie for him that side too it's not like like like hey we have his cognitive test and he passed and we're not going to tell you about it I just saw news right now literally 5 seconds ago that uh the White House physician AKA Biden's doctor is Seeking a Parkinson's specialist do so I oh ████ I that means but that's ████ crazy I saw 15 seconds ago I was doing double news

3:23 my we need a ref double news the one that one dude has from Back to the Future yeah he has yeah but he had it early though okay I'm just saying you know like that one oh wow yeah he had a super early though what um Joe what's the play I think we talked about it yesterday but for those of you who hasn't seen the video cuz this is going about 3 months there's been talks make sure we label it so it comes out earlier but there's been talks of the game plan much much earlier like a year ago with people that are deep into politics um com comary from political strategists people that are King makers guys like Roger Stone like people that are on campaigns and they were just like oh yeah there's going to be a switch that's highly probable well Ari Emanuel also came out recently and he said it's

4:14 not a matter of if he's getting switch he's getting switched we're just figuring out the logistics right for him to say that he's one of the biggest power players that there is is that a recent development cuz they were talk so so a year ago they were already they were already like high highly probable he's going to get switched this was a year ago right and if you're like if you watch and do deep Dives you'll find that content there's podcasts all over you know what would make me feel on board if they were like okay we do need a switch who are the best candidates we have now and they're like this guy used to be a Democrat maybe we can invite RFK back on they'll never do that they can't control RFK that's the thing that's the thing I would make me go oh I actually like these guys again right yeah but I don't think they care about what you like they care about what their donors like that's the game that they're donors hate RFK big farmer hates RFK they're never going

5:05 to take but don't they need my and other people like my's votes not really they feel like they can buy them I see check out what if we have RK at barbell Brigade what what does have to do with anything what does it have to do with anything dud B what if we have Trump here not a bad idea holy ████ how do we do that that's not a bad idea that would be a really mean prank if you guys stole us weird house was coming it was Trump dude that'd be ████ insane through the door that'd be insane that'd be insane 20 off the records today that's it there's 20 off dude yeah we're not doing articles back to back dude so so so a guy drowned in his own pool what do you think Trump I guarantee you in 2017 we probably could have had Trump 2017 2017 2017 I I think we probably

5:58 could have had Trump cuz we were also uh doing a Big Brand deal covering the Hillary Trump campaign in 201 18 we never even tried but now that we know we can try classic also no one took them no one took them seriously back then they still thought that's why we could have had him yeah cuz it was like people everyone thought business guy entertainment Guy this is is this what kind of like play is this and then he actually won and everyone's like oh ████ what the ████ this is crazy I think he was surprised he won you saw face I think he was doing it as a publicity business move I think so too and then he went you know they all made fun of him remember when they roasted him that was crazy and then they're like oh this guy's trying to be president I think that actually was the moment when he's like oh yeah yeah and then he actually did a good job like oh ████ and I'll be

6:48 the best and I'll be better than you guys I think I I think that was the actual switch and then he turned out to be the best president of all time according him not Abraham Lincoln not theodo Roosevelt not not no not I love in the debate how many things each of them say is like the greatest that it's ever been during their presidency that's so like what a thing to be able to say it's awesome narcissism being but being president must be so sick cuz everybody around you like thinks you're the ████ cuz they want their job yeah yeah yeah because you hired all them and like they're responsible for them and then every room you go into like like even the Super Bowl team or whatever they come and they're like whoa that's the president holy ████ whoa just like what there there's very few things you you get to say that you were the best in All American history dude funny and when you walk into any room and everybody's like holy ████ that's that's you and you're

7:39 the you that's insane oh let me finish the game play I only went halfway so the game play is uh they've been talking about this I said this um and they've been whispering about who's he going to be switched with so the conversation a year ago was already okay it's going to happen but who right and then um there were Whispers around Michelle Obama because the best act I actually think even if like let's say she she say she doesn't want to do politics but if she did the combination of her and Gavin being VP is probably the strongest combination against Trump if Michelle came out and said hey I'm a man my name is Big Mike and I'm running for president I'd vote for Michelle dude honestly that's kind of sick I would too I would too I was like thank you for being honest dude dude you know what I'm

8:29 saying delay this female president thing you push it back into the term the first lgbtq president that's that does seem like a strong Duo Michelle Obama and Nome cuz she's way more likable than Kal who Nome come on no I'm talking about not what we like but probability of winning no Pro yeah probability he's like I thought you guys were on my team what are you guys talking about do some sucks you really hate him huh I mean I hate his guts too but the probability of winning and how regular people perceive it yeah you're right yeah hey subin say one nice thing about Gavin Newsome right now nice hair she has nice hair besides obvious besides you couldn't say that about me and you like me can I see your hair s good holy ████ yeah that's great holy sh no that's that's good hey who's your BS dude no that's nice I like it

9:20 yeah give me a cut I got you and then I'll tell everybody you did it be good for your business oh dude yo yo can we have I said ████ my ████ up fam that ████ DST can we have a session where I just cut hair and we just podcast how about you just cut my hair dude stop having ideas bro he's pitching them today I love it so like in light of Biden making it worse on Stephanopoulos what's what's something he could have said to make things better from the debate I poooo in my diaper what the ████ put his leg up changing like you know what if you were to play into that sentiment that he's like big baby that'd be pretty funny what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased

10:11 director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details I think it depends on for who for you oh for me for B specifically for bwan so I like honesty yeah so if he was like yo honestly I'm a ████ puppet I've been ████ up I ████ hate my son he's a piece of ████ I really care about this country I want to turn this ████ around before I die vote for me I'll be like I'm on board dude bye

11:01 2024 just that that's weak ████ bro I would I would like if he was just like you know guys I'm just having a really hard time right now and he started crying that would get you sick I'll be like you know what I'm sorry I just want to see some honesty you know you got to like hit mix heart strings how about for you Superman how how could Biden win you over right now you can't no there's no way you got to go bro what if he did a sick wheelie into the next I'm down I'm down hey that's my president what if he comes and he goes Check out my fade and it's ████ clean with the stripes right here dud depending on the D what if he was busting a mark Zuck and he was like ████ surfing with an American flag okay what if he says any Koreans that want to move to Hawaii free house oh hell yeah I'm like yes sir that's my pres yes sir how about for you Lions

11:52 love him already that's true dude yeah they overwhelmingly love him they love him it's kind of gave all 800 bucks when they [Laughter] I was going to say wait a minute that's not even enough for a catalytic converter by the way that's not even a joke he gave them 800 bucks with their houses burned out what do you what do you think about that by the way probably I think that's an insult a slap on all those guys' face especially when they did it first of all o anyways jeez $800 for that's ████ food a month the American people food a month gave more privately than the government did yeah like us like contributing to the games of the personal families out there like all that they couldn't even match they couldn't even match the people no if you

12:42 look at every fames and how much they got in their gamian all all that like they got way more from individuals than the ████ government damn yep and then also the Red Cross came and didn't do ████ jack ████ ████ well they wouldn't even let him grab it no but local Hawaiian uh popul like every the community got together and brought food brought everything like my buddy was he he flies commercial they just flew in water all that ████ and then they're like yeah we don't need those guys they said Red Cross didn't do ████ dud other side of the island a what do you call it jet skis boats they all came to the main spot and they start dropping up supplies like yo yo yo you know what I mean like so I think out there they they don't like the federal government because of the whole like history but I think even worse now it's like see here's another example of the federal government not doing ████ but on November 7th when

13:33 polls close at 9:00 p.m. or whatever it is Hawaii will immediately go Blue immediately it's wild that's the old school blue though you know what I mean Hawai I think they have I hope so I really hope so they they they are seeing a massive so there's like a lot of what what's really weird is um the native PE like the native pop uh politicians there are all right-wing this is ████ weird because all the plan ation owners that they fought against were all rightwing so it's a new right-wing because like all the Republicans um traditionally were the owners of the factories in the plantation the Democrats TS was telling us about yeah are the workers and so also the the people like let's say like the Grassroots people of Hawaii and then like even the Asian-American population there um they got their foot in the door

14:24 through the Democratic party so Dan and no way like the the the first uh Asian-American Senator that that got the to the highest point in politics all that stuff came from Hawaii so there's a loyalty to the party that I feel like is going to be hard to break because you have so many seniors and Boomers that have a memory of that like when they were kids and they're like we had to be Democrat to fight against the power so they're going to keep voting till they're doomed then until the Boomers die literally because their minds are still they don't know what's going on indoctrinated you're saying I don't think so because like so there's townies right what I know of it is in Honolulu all the people that are voting that are that are still leftwing and are still like they don't know about the woke and the trans stuff yeah and they're not watching this stuff they're just old

15:15 like 80-year-olds but I'm talking about like what happened with the fires and the federal government's response did they react to that or are there people out there who are like ████ probably how did that not sway the opinion but there's a silent voting majority there who are comprised of mil like uh not transplants that's tight they're pretty private too yeah they're pretty private they're pretty private they're just like I know what I got to do said we don't they don't have to explain it's their own reason cuz what's the point of trying to switch you over right that's the thing about like the mainland these days everyone's constantly trying to switch each other over or just smack each other so Hawaii people know turn out really low too so like that's not the spirit of Aloha they're not they're just not involved in the federal like the N like the US stuff so like they're more concerned about Hawaii stuff so

16:05 their voter turnout for the federal stuff is really low and then so the people that are voting they're like 80-year-old Japanese that's what Americans that are like they're Pro federal government they wanted to be a part of the the the the rest of the states the native Hawaiian and locals probably are like no we don't want to so there's like a weird kind of infighting there too yeah I don't know it's a really it's a it's a thing of its own like it's it's really unique like the rest of us on the mainland it's just completely different it's like a lot of if we ask us the young people now they would have opinion or something right but in Hawaii you ask you ask the younger guys yo what do you think about the president they're like I don't give a ████ you watch the 49ers today yeah I put money on it that's like all my boys and I was just like all right all good but you ask the older guys they all have

16:56 something to say yeah I guess it makes like sense when we were younger like I wasn't paying I didn't give a ████ when I was young and I'm sure there was a lot of problems still but you know all this money they they spent on the homeless housing like the billion on those apartments and the money giving to the war and stuff they should have straight up reverted that give some at least to the fire you know what I mean how much would do you think per household would have been enough 1,200 bucks I feel like nothing's I feel like honestly not no money could really be enough these days right really let's be real like that's their house that's their memories blah blah blah blah but at the same time at least enough to have a house built back okay whatever that could be yeah I think it depends on one ownership so like and how many generations they've been in that space

17:48 cuz like for example there's residents there that are like oh we were here since the beginning of Lina and then right so like this plot of land has been in for however many generations like you know like generational families they can't even afford the health that they live in anymore right so I'm like oh well in that case Insurance should have took care of it or the government or whatever but I also think like infrastructure is probably one of the biggest things that they need to maintain and and invest in cuz that's the reason why I ████ up same with California dude you know like I just saw this ████ about State Farm is is threatening pull out too of California because home home insurance yeah yeah but like everyone's blaming them and going oh 30 40% how how do you expect us to pay but they're like how do you expect us to pay that's the that's the cost now to rebuild a home in California

18:38 we're not even charging a premium we we just have to now like you know how they do math and they go okay well this amount of percentages are probably going to burn down right the California infrastructure is so bad that like there's a high probability of forest fires and things like that cuz they're not maintaining the lines and the uh you're supposed to cut trees you're not doing that so and if and if the gy can burn down from a guy frying his hot dogs in the forest exactly and now there's all these influencers that are ████ trying to be like like in the ████ wild doing nuclear gender reveals but yeah they're so so it's kind of like they're telling the state of California like you're making it impossible for us to be here yeah and then I say that that's the incompetence of the state not maintaining its

19:29 infrastructure yeah that they were supposed to do makes sense and I don't know why but it's environmentalism Joe is that why they didn't cut anything that's what that's what I hear is the argument they let it burn that Nome and those guys were making oh AR so at this point let's say Biden was like Hey Joe I would like to endorse Jun like verbally on the air is that something you think would hurt you or help you I think it would I don't know how it would hurt I don't know how it would hurt messes up the name nothing would happen cuz he wouldn't even say it properly yeah he would over jum jum jum jumbo jumo there's a there's a green there's a green drink and a jumbo and you're right next to him and you're right next to him like the F Junie bro Junie bro I'm a black woman and I love

20:20 Junie I approve this message and we're going to win in 2020 did you hear when he said that yeah yeah he had this like it's so crazy that he can have these like moments where everyone's so hype and cheering and then he just drops the ball and then people still cheer I'm like what are you guys listening to you dumb ████ that's nuts to me like how are you not we're going to win in 2020 everyone's like yeah we know what he means we know what he means be 2024 well it's like when your grandpa's ████ up it's like that that's true yeah he's still saying good things I guess great it's green screen the crowd's green screen yeah green screen is the voice effect and sound green screen move green screen you don't think there's really people that dumb never mind yeah I think it's all fiser employees that are there and then

21:10 they're they they have the sign and it says clap hey you know what maybe maybe in person Joe Biden just has crazy stage presence and we're just missing it yeah maybe we're not catching the man maybe we're not catching it Kevin Hart Swag yeah theage he's like yo yo he's doing Crow work and ████ yeah he's hyp it's probably that he's like hyp you know for you know the guys that come out to Hype the audience at like tap he's that good before the cameras are on and then it switches and he's like he doesn't need a hype man 2021 he gets stage fright yeah after after like 40 years of politics he still gets pH stage fright by the way all the all the I remember all these Dems who were gaslighting about they're like like uh we should be asking Trump this question and I'm like bro now you shut the ████ up like compared to to to Biden like you guys were really standing up

22:00 there saying oh no the one who's really cognitively impaired As Trump it's like like we all don't have ████ eyes and and and now and now you're all saying the same ████ that Biden's ████ but like yeah God that was and now it's like they thought of it and they observed it and they diagnosed it oh yeah okay you're going back to that stage the stage fight thingy did you see a video of him going into the Waffle House yeah I did and the guy goes like Oh it's B and you get dabbed them up and it was actually like a legit it was smooth it was SM oh really so I think I think he's with it it's just he is stage did you see the one where he he like U completely walked over this like young black lady so he could like say hi to this old lady this old white lady and yeah this black lady's like she's like standing there she she's just standing there for a long time too it's like 45 seconds clip of her just

22:52 being like are you kidding me I waited here all ████ day holding this stupid side did you see when he denied ever calling black people super predators you call him super Predators dude in the 90s him Hillary Hillary Hillary said super Predators he said Predators or something well that's what they used to call uh black youth that were juvenile delinquents they call them super pred he said he didn't want he said he didn't want to raise his kid in a racial jungle yeah oh yeah remember he said that he said that let's pull up a clip show just all the stuff he said he was actually against integration yeah that's what I'm saying if you watch all his old stuff while he can talk and and he's against he's against samex marriage too dude my mom was in school in South car my mom was in school in South Carolina during imigration and she said it was absolutely wild like there were people

23:42 throwing chairs everywhere and like like it was it was like a riot happening in there and she said that she only made it through because this this young black kid protected her the whole time cuz your mom had a fat ass probably mom had a big fat ████ ass I wish Jerome was like oh ████ wow that was people were throwing chairs isn't it funny wait shouldn't she be protecting him because it's the well right but she's like a little chick oh she did so he was covering her he was he would escort her to her classes and ████ cuz it was so crazy wow damn he just wanted you know saying he wanted to integrate [Music]

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