0:05 Okay, since we have Will Pepper with us, it's one of those rare times where we end up with a bunch of dudes who are all booted up and then one guy is still in the dating market. >> Ooh, single boy. >> Bart's in the market. Oh. >> Are you doing that to to brag cuz you just got engaged? >> A what? No. I'm the one >> What? >> Six up. Six up. >> No, like we we finally got a guy who's like still out in the market dating and everything. >> Young >> Dating everything. >> Full so much >> What's your what's your weapon of choice? Like how do you meet people? How >> Tinder. I tried the apps but I actually I meet people after shows. >> Ooh, groupie sex. >> I think after the shows perfect. >> Yeah, they just saw you >> in your element and what you do and >> You know one of the gayest things a comedian ever said to me? He says, "I don't ████ where I eat." Basically saying like, "I won't ████
0:57 people at the shows." And I'm like, "Bro, you're going to starve to death." But he really meant it. Like as if he's a cool guy cuz of that. >> Yeah, that's weird. >> really cool. >> Cuz I think one of the best things you can do is >> Is ████ where you eat? >> No, it's the it's to meet people that have your sense of humor, right? So if you're a comedian and the chick digs already digs your sense of humor, like how much better does it get than that? >> How has that worked out? >> I think it's out, yeah. >> I don't know I well I it was it's going all right but now I'm trying to find a wife. >> Oh, you trying So you don't you don't eat six? >> Oh yeah, that's about right. >> You don't think you're meeting wifey material out on the road or or doing shows? >> Bro, I went out with this one girl and then we were I met her at a show and we were vibing. She's Chinese. And then we got coffee. We were talking for like an hour and a half and at the end she goes, "I have to be honest with you, Will. I'm only into black guys right now."
1:47 >> Did you go, "Then why you waste ████ an hour something time ████ what the ████ man?" >> Or did you go like >> That was on coffee. >> Yeah, what the ████ was she trying to do? >> I I know and I was like flirting it wasn't like I was like, you know, like like I was like this is clearly like I'm >> Who says that, by the way? I'm only into black guys. >> By the way, great conversation, but you're not my type. And he's like, "Why the ████ YOU KNEW I WASN'T BLACK? WHY THE ████ DID YOU WANT TO HANG?" >> BE SPECIFIC. >> I don't know. I well I was like I was like, "What do you mean right now?" Yeah. Like should I come back later? And then >> You should have just yelled, "B████!" and ████ left. >> Should have come back >> What an odd thing to say about any like for any You're like You're like, "Can I hire a makeup artist?" >> And then that's it. >> I'm I'm having my whole face right now, but I'm down later. So, she goes, "Right now, I'm only into black guys." Yeah.
2:38 >> Well, what if you throw back and you could have been like, "Yeah, cool, but maybe later you'll be into >> What if you throw back to her and you're like, "Hey, hey, honestly, that's a good thing because I'm only into chicks into black guys right now." >> Oh, my actually I said that. >> Has Has like meeting anybody um after a show ever at least gone to the dating phase like regularly a little bit? >> The Well, the hard thing is like I guess like sometimes it's like not in LA or like it's like somewhere else. So, it's nice to meet you. >> We have a lot of really cool fans that and they None of us can get with them cuz we already like So, cuz Joe tapped them all. Uh dude, of course. But >> Joe ran through them all. >> I did, but hey, some of them are fil- it's filtered. So, I can introduce you. But, let's let's go down the Will's list and maybe we can match make Will here. So, number one, what do you Are you into black guy? >> What are you into? >> What's the wifey material that you've
3:28 met? >> What is your thing? >> Do you want to get your butt ate out? >> Uh sometimes, but I think Like so what like family oriented. >> Oh, I thought you said fat girl. I thought you said that, too. Family oriented. >> Okay. >> Huge uh morals. >> Hey, you like You like girls from big families? Like like family oriented, but like big families? Like all fat? >> Oh, yeah. Like fat or like >> Only fat men. >> No, no. Like a lot of members in their family. >> Oh, yeah. I mean, it's fine. >> Yeah, okay. But family oriented >> Just good relationship with their family, basically. >> Yeah. All right. So, half of the JK female fan base is gone cuz they're all hoes. They're not family oriented. >> They all have family drama. >> Yeah, they have family drama. >> Oh, I like a little bit of drama. >> Okay, that's nice. Yeah. >> Also, you like Vietnamese girls. >> I have They're kind of toxic, but I've dated some Vietnamese. >> Do you want to date date a Vietnamese
4:19 girl so you guys could do math together? >> That would be kind of nice and then they could talk to my grandma and stuff. >> Oh, yeah. That is cool. >> He said kind >> Do you have any kind of race preference at all? >> Not really. >> So, you're down? >> My ex was black. >> Sisters. >> Oh, your ex was black. Okay. >> You're down with the Mexicanas? >> Yeah, Latinas is nice. >> Nice. >> what I'm saying? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> The um I like toes. >> All right. >> You like toes? The toes, right? >> things? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> All right. You can go. >> Come on, man. WE'RE TRYING TO GET YOU DO THAT LATER. >> OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. >> That's not the first thing you lead with. YOU DON'T GO FAMILY ORIENTED AND THEN LET ME SUCK YOUR TOE. >> I'm looking for marriage. You got toes? >> Yeah. >> What the ████ is that, dude? >> No, it's cuz of the nail salon thing. >> Oh. >> Like you think that gave you a fetish cuz you were young? >> I saw a hell of toes, bro.
5:11 >> That makes sense. >> I've seen what I've seen some Oh my god. >> There's one lady was 103. Her toes was crazy. >> 103? >> 103. They took off the shoe the shoe It was like >> What? She's 103 years old? >> Yeah. >> Holy ████ >> What did you think he meant? >> I thought he was I thought he was trying to say these toes were too big for her. But I didn't realize she was saying that it was just old toes. >> "This chick was emaciated." >> Oh, ████ >> Yeah. >> She was a hell of horny. >> Oh, for real? >> For like 100 and she wanted like a this young nail tech guy. >> Oh, damn. >> Damn. >> But anyway, I ████ with that, dude. When you're you get what you want. You don't give a ████ So, when was the last person you dated? >> Uh, she was black. >> Uh-huh. >> How long you guys date for? >> Is she still black? >> It didn't work out. >> She Well, she It's like uh >> Is she still black, you ████ dude?
6:02 >> I think so. She's uh We dated for like almost a year. >> That's a long time. >> This is like 2024. >> Is that why they say stay black cuz you cannot become you can't lose it? >> Um I think so. >> think they say that. >> No, they do. I see movies. I watch a lot of movies. >> How come it didn't work out? >> Yeah, stay black. >> Well, I think I started going on the on the road and I kind of stopped I was a bad person. >> Oh. >> Yeah. >> And then the So, the recent Chinese girl >> ████ ████ >> No, I didn't do it with no ████ ████ but I was like kind of like not really >> Not engaging? >> Not engaging. >> Oh, yeah, it's tough. >> Yeah. >> So, then the Chinese girl you were kind of went on a coffee date with, she likes black guys, you like black girls, so it's kind of works out. >> Oh, yeah, you're right. >> He got a girlfriend, yeah. >> Uh But, I have a I think now I'm like I've never really dated like an Asian girl like like longer term. So, I think that
6:52 would be kind of interesting. >> Okay, so you heard it from Will here. He's down with any race. Okay, family oriented, any race. How about education? >> Um yeah, school is nice. >> Oh, how about this? Any pet peeves? So, So, if you do this out of the list immediately. >> Um I think if they uh if they're really like dumb. >> No dumb ████ That's why he said school's nice. >> School's School's nice. Not even educated, just like if if you're like no like social cues, like they can't really read the room. >> Yeah. >> I'm like uh >> Like Asperger's? >> Yeah. >> Super hot and they can't read social cues, you don't give a ████ brother. >> No, for a wife, I care. >> Oh, he's looking for a wife. >> Hey, so for a a you go with an ugly girl, but she's good
7:43 wifey versus >> Here we go again. >> like hot. >> Of course. >> Yeah. >> So like average Megan Fox sex or >> What what about credit score? Do you care about their credit score? >> Um oh man, that's a good question. Maybe like What's a good credit score? >> Anything over 500. >> 700. >> A ████ Um maybe like over 670. >> Okay, okay, you're >> Hey, what about um If they can cook, all these things, wifey material, motherling Yeah. How trad? >> I think that would be kind of nice. >> Trad wife, yeah. >> Cuz someone that can hold it down. >> Votes votes Republican? >> I know. >> Can you do that? Would you sacrifice her ability to cook for her ability to suck dick, or would you sacrifice her ability to suck dick for her ability to cook? >> If she sucks dick, does she have uh
8:34 health insurance? >> That's a very important question. >> Cuz like I don't have health, you know what I mean? I mean, I do now, but then like I don't want I want it. >> that? I got a question for you. I got a question for you and for you. Do you care about frequency or skills? >> Oh. >> Dick sucking. >> Quantity or quality? So would you rather have one really good ████ a year or mediocre but every day? >> Mediocre every day. >> Wow. >> I'd rather have a explosive >> Wow, why you answer like so confidently? What's the meaning behind that? >> Because it's like it's like asking a thirsty man in a desert, are you thirsty? >> That's like hey, yeah, you want a glass of water that that once a year or would you rather have okay water every day? I need this to breathe, brother. >> What about you? >> You're you're you're horny every day? >> Dude, this is the thing. If they just
9:24 knew, right? This a mediocre I don't even have to bust, but you even just ████ like you you just touch it with your lips and I will I'm ████ your slave every day. All you got All I got is remind >> I'm your little ████ boy. >> Yeah. >> I don't want a mediocre ████ Ever. >> What? Here's the cool thing about a mediocre ████ You can make them make them do it better. >> And they get better naturally through practice. No, cuz that's We're assuming that it's mediocre constant. >> You got to think about this every day. If they're mediocre and they do it every day, it's impossible not to get better. >> Yeah. >> No, you're making up your own rules. You're just getting better through practice. >> Will, are you horny every day? >> your own rules. They can't get progressively better. >> No, you're not. So, so the frequency is okay if it's not every day. >> Not every like a few times a week. >> Hey, go back to the other question. Rather have a good cook or rather good
10:16 suck? >> I think I don't care about good suck, but I want her to really want to suck. >> See, that's that's the part of the It's not about mediocre. It's just like the willingness to want that all the time for me. I love you. I love you. >> Cuz if your wife is hella good and wants to do it every day, >> she's whatever at it. >> Or she really, really good at it, but she only wants once a year. >> It's like where did you learn that, you know? >> Yeah, I get it. >> That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. >> to save it for once a year and have an explosive one. >> It's the intention. >> I want the type of ████ that it feels like my asshole's going to ████ shoot through my dick hole. >> Oh. >> Okay, Anthony, Anthony. Wait, let me ask you Anthony this. And would you rather have Would you rather have uh two ████ a week but uh she really wants to do it or
11:07 at unlimited ████ a week, but she doesn't want to do it every time? >> What the hell? >> That's terrible. >> Go to a week then. >> Give me Give me Give me unlimited. Yeah, give me unlimited. >> I'll go two a week. >> It makes it hotter. >> That's Yeah, starting to sound kind of hot. >> Why are you making it so hot? >> YEAH. >> WHAT THE ████ >> SO, SHE'S SAYING YOU'RE DOING SHE'S LIKE, "OH, NO. NO." YES. >> Why do I have to do it? Why do I have to? >> But she's still doing it though. She's still doing She's still doing it. >> Like it's like that? that's >> kink. Her kink is pretending like she doesn't want it. >> It's not a kink. She truly DOESN'T WANT IT. >> THAT'S A lazy ████ >> Yeah. >> Two times a week. Two times a week. That's a lazy ████ >> I don't have to post that clarity to really work on my cycling. >> to get Will a girlfriend right now, not get her dick sucked. >> Oh, yeah. >> Okay, I want my ████ to come out my pee hole. >> Yeah, that's a great >> So, wait, what did you care about? Did you care about dick sucking or a cooking better? >> Uh I said cut dick sucking.
11:58 >> Hey, if a chick Hey, Hey, Will Will Pepper. Will Pepper. If a chick ever told you she doesn't really suck dick, are you out? Deal breaker? >> Like never? >> Yeah. >> Do I Do I have to do it, too? >> No, no, no. She's just saying she's She doesn't do it. >> middle of the day that kind of comes out. I don't really like sucking >> I don't really do that, though. I got lockjaw. I get lockjaw, you know? >> Do you go Do you hate me or >> What do you mean? >> Cuz if she didn't want to do it, I'm like, "Do you hate me or something?" >> Well, she's like, "I I get lockjaw." >> It's just her policy. Every other dude she's ever been with, she doesn't do it, either. >> But everything else is perfect, personality and everything. Then I'm like, "I guess it's fine." >> Oh, wow. I'd ████ break up with her. >> Me, too. >> Would you ever date a female comedian? >> Yeah. >> Who's funnier than you? Funnier and more successful. >> I'm Of course he will. What are you talking about? >> Asian female comedian. >> OH, YES, YOU YES, I KNEW IT. IS SHE ATTRACTIVE? YES,
12:48 you would. She's attractive and funny? >> Every Asian comedian knows every other Asian comedian. >> Oh, Steve, name an attractive Asian comedian. >> We know it. Like attractive Asian comedian? >> Yeah. I know her. >> Her name's Anna Akana. I know her. >> What about her? >> She's an attractive Asian comedian. >> Okay. >> ████ you, Anthony Lee. What was that? What happened right there? So, you said because the circle's too close-knit, it's just too like >> I mean, if we get married, I guess it's fine. But if we don't we we break up, it's a bad breakup. Everyone will know. >> I thought you were saying like if we get married, it's fine, even though I know she ████ everybody else in the circle. >> That might I mean yeah. >> Does that bother you if if you a prospective girl has been with somebody you know? >> Kind of, but it depends. I think it's like if
13:39 if it's just like a one-time thing then then I wouldn't care, but >> Oh, but if it's like a relationship past >> okay, then >> What about a really pure, innocent, virgin style thing? You taught her everything she knew, so it's always going to be innocent and like that's the best that you're ever going to get or somebody who kind of did ████ around a little bit, but you get to marry her and now she gets to use all her ████ technique on you for the rest of your life. >> Wow. >> Wow, that's hard. >> We could do 15 on that. >> Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.
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