0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys we are currently off the record we have with us colleen lionheart oh colleen lionheart welcome back right okay is that your real last name yeah is it the irish a-r-t or h-a-r-t h-e-a-r-t heart are you native american then yes 31.2 what so you're 31 native and 31 chinese and what like 34 something else that makes you look like this quick math yeah he's good at math that makes you look like this because she doesn't look like the other two the rest is just melt it's like making a cup of coffee oh you're 34 dairy oh you heard of milk you heard of oat milk
0:51 so here's the question of the day question of the day is going to affect nick a lot i think we should answer first if your significant other asked for a threesome could you do it absolutely not ask for a what a threesome absolutely not how come i already planned it and it failed i don't know it just seems like another person in the room would just be a total nightmare both guy or girl yeah i'm out what what makes it a nightmare just logistically i think it'd be a nightmare logistics what is that somebody getting left out yeah just the drama of that you got to get a bigger bed dude you can't be rocking a twin sized bed i have a queen bro i have a queen okay okay but what about looking at him what about the bed the bed is fine the bed is fine what's the logistics behind i don't know it just seems like look having to worry about one person
1:41 already yeah is a lot not a lot but it's just like you feel like you all live up to its potential and you won't be able to perform you're so competitive no it's not that it's not the fact that i won't be able to perform can't you frame it as like imagine that it's just a one-on-two jiu-jitsu fight yeah see that gets my dick hard dude that gets me more turned on than anything no uh how do i explain all of his students are like everyone watching right now now that's good for business no um no i just i just rather not you know what i mean because look i don't want anyone one biggest thing no one's touching my lady okay none of
2:31 that even even if it was another lady nah dude i might get jealous to throw hands dude you know what i mean i don't get jealous of girls no no no but in realistic like like actually answering this the right way okay yeah it's just having another person in the room that's not my lady stresses me out bro he's like nah dude because of the type of intimacy you have it's just weird to imagine i feel like dude when we're throwing it down it's good stuff what if it's just ████ stuff what if it's a robot i think what if you had the dark knight i think that'll break me and i won't ever seek intimacy with anybody else ever i thought he was talking about batman great movie that's even better it's worse than batman or better we don't know yet we don't know about joe's gonna do a
3:21 product review yeah he's gonna get it yeah and then he's gonna come back with his initial thoughts and impressions so even if even if this meant if it meant something to your wife if she's like hey i want to do this you would just reject it it's not about like see it's it's it's hard for me to ever think in a world that my wife would be like let's have a threesome with that guy i know i know i know i just wanna i just wanna paint this picture for you okay you're making a two-wheel the oedipus complex or don't worry after we'll get we'll get to you right out there don't don't yeah you're next because you sat on that side yeah what are you guys talking about we always go counterclockwise one time i wished to santa claus i was like oh it would be my it would be my dream in life to be a rotisserie tiffany and then you said um but then santa never provided that right
4:11 and then and then she's telling you this and then you're like man it just sucks because i never achieved this dream before i got married with you but i want to do it and then and then you're like well you know what like is this what you want baby i give to i've you heard your voice get that song because i'm imagining a very special vulnerable place you know like dude she wants this man it's like i wanted to be rotisserie tiffany i wanted to be in the middle rotating between two hot men i wanted to be eiffel tower tiffany chicken dude absolutely not dude no okay no okay absolutely not cool no freaking way no man no woman no anything once again i really think about the logistics well he won't even go to a strip club and you keep saying logistics what the ████ yeah
5:02 what does that mean like you don't know where a dick goes no obviously i know where the penis in the vagina goes who gets the 1099 yeah exactly obviously i know where the penis goes what logistics just like look okay you see temperature do you feel like you have to kiss someone first having something what time does she have to leave yeah do we do we call you an uber are you gonna spend the night do i need to buy both of them yeah none of that is the during part of it and that's why yeah stupid i'm being honest you guys want honesty this is honesty okay this is not me deflecting this is like what i really think about okay i'm a third-party logistics company i got you covered okay before and after now in the middle what are you worried about in the middle of it okay so someone's gonna be sitting out
5:53 no right someone's gonna be sitting out oh you got a mouth use it what do you think it's like a relay race yeah it's just like past the baton right one person is gonna be sitting now seeing no one has to sit out nobody does those moves in real life dog but no one has to sit out what are you talking about are you stacking people on top of each other because that's what they do in the movies i don't that's crazy that's not that's not real that's what they did the titanic too that was the life raft and they needed to save them i wasn't a threesome the the yeah dude i have no imagination i hate you so much that's fine i appreciate your answer pass it on anthony yeah anthony i'm bart okay bart what would you do okay now you gotta answer it yeah yeah
6:45 yeah do extra dude or extra girl see at least you got a choice dude or what do you mean i give you a choice you don't want to answer i got another choice doesn't get any choice i got another choice this one nick can't have because he's gonna want this one the most three dudes three dudes nina watches wait what wait what because you want a threesome right so it's three dudes and nina watches three dudes oh no can i do that one see nick wants that one so nina just wants to watch him do with reason with two other guys one of them is nick all right cool she just immediately leaves the room i will leave you to it but she wants to see it right would you do that no no so for you for you this is a different prompt i just need to be clear on what the prompt is okay the same prompt as nick threesome do you do guy do you do girl how would it go down what do you think about it and she's down for she wants it
7:36 she wants it more than you she wants it back asking you if they you absolutely yes girl what if she goes i want a dude a filipino dude dude a filipino dude and he's like what a wonderful time we're having damn it hey what's the word good image [Laughter] she wants that dude it's the ugliest visual oh that dude is horrible man oh damn it that's hard right this game sucks um dude just say no i think the answer is no i think well i already know it's gonna happen when i say no so watch no okay go ahead martha i pick a girl that's gay dude that's gay but i'm kind of with nick a little bit where i think not logistically
8:28 but emotionally and like psychologically it is a lot to deal with in the room and before and after because once you have multiple players in the tetris game the tetris isn't the same anymore well i don't know what is it like is it like hey in this threesome i need it to be like love making you know what i mean that's not that concept if it's just like a threesome in terms of like a physical thing just busting it not really that much to emotionally get like it's a massage with your private parts in your mouth but i'm i'm more worried about the other person you know what i mean oh that they're gonna fall in love with you no no no like i think for dudes high possibility for dudes it's it's all a massage right it's like if i go to massage envy i don't know why they don't massage my penis either but like i'm talking about people were you here for during the conversation
9:19 for chicks like for geo for example there's i think guys are more worried about how the girl will feel it's all that oxytocin right that's right you get what i'm saying yeah but i think you know i think in the threesome environment a lot of those things go out the door even for nina don't make it real you guys made it real for me dude ████ that we're making a room for everybody okay the stipulation here is that if your partner wanted it oh right but you know how sometimes emotionally they don't know what they want they don't know what they want okay have you ever had that conversation with your significant other yeah and she said it's so weird no it's not like we we talked about like the like if there ever was a potential for threesome we'd be like absolutely ████ not uh-huh what about you yeah the classic story when we were dating if i came i
10:09 was like oh maybe once we got like really really official into it i kind of tried to bring it up again in a fun moment see if it were it was like nah i was like uh dreams see because i had a situation where i got a pdf for an engagement ring right shut the ████ up so set in stone and then when time comes the pdf changed and so you know these they've changed all the time so you don't want to go with all pdf i like seeing bart across from me it's nice i can see his facial experiences that's what i'm talking about because i'm cool with all pdfs yeah yeah you're a pdf guy this guy is murdered by like a thousand knives like you know what i mean doesn't it ████ shoot you in the face it's just like a thousand nine you just want to hug me what do you think joe huh he's like what's the question he's like it's just a massage we had to talk about it oh she likes girls she's gay as hell she's gay but
10:59 then i think the but joe's more he wants a guy but here's the thing like hooking up is much different from now being too comfortable with another person in the room like like how often it happens how many times it happens then it's like more than it's like then it's like too personal now that this third person is no longer a sex object now we're having a relationship three ways it's not an experience it's a relationship now so there's like rules to the game you know um it can't be someone who is attracted to me because then if she's a part of it then it's more like she wants me and then she's attracting she's an extra she's attracted to hannah and i'm the third person so how do you feel it can't be a friend you see all the time audition like how do you filter that out uh it would have to be
11:49 i think craigslist is the best option yeah probably it would have to be she finds someone that she's attracted with and it's it's and there's no guys allowed because i'm extremely jealous of men oh okay no guys can come in i don't want to see no penis yeah no dicks no extra dicks none of that ████ but girls complete opposite she can have a lesbian side lover i don't give a ████ just make out all day eat each other out that's pretty cool have a great time yeah i think that's awesome that's like an a plus yeah and i i don't know why but for me what if she's like i don't love you anymore i love her i don't know too late you know what i mean it's like ████ i love you so too late whatever but it but to me it doesn't it doesn't ████ with my head in the same way for some reason i don't know why i for me it's like girls are free game guys for other but guys just you can't
12:39 even have a best guy friend i'll kick his ass i get jealous of her brother because they're so close i'm just kidding i don't care about that but um for some reason yeah that's just a weird it's a weird uh a thing where i don't want to have a threesome with a dude but then a girl will be fine and i don't even have to ████ the girl that's kind of a hot take dude me too yeah and then the rules would be all dictated by her if she whatever she's comfortable with and that's the reason for that is because for me i'm just i'm just having enjoyment right but i don't want to taint what we got and i don't want uh an ex a fun little experiment experiment ████ up the sacredness that we have so i want her to always push the bar of what she's comfortable with not me saying this is what i want and then her going like uh yeah i think i could kind of suffer with that mm-hmm yeah because then i
13:30 start arguing and it's like subconsciously it's like what are you really mad about yeah what is it about exactly and and for me i'll take whatever i can get because i'm already happy with this i don't need more but then if we want to introduce some extra kinks to it cool but to me it's like let's bring a vibrator into it that's how i see a threesome but then for her i don't want her to do something to make me happy but then it has collateral damage of hurting her yeah yeah yeah that's no good so so that seems pretty safe yeah that's kind of like the rules of engagement for us but i can't play this and let dudes play but it sounds like a fun game also how does how does three player tetris work yeah yeah yeah what about you ryan how about you and your girl do you guys ever talk about that kind of stuff no we've we never talked about it i think because they just didn't just have the same ████ opinion on it and it's just like what's the opinion just
14:21 be weird that's it like it would just be awkward to even like i don't know like because i i know we're the same way like we're both people that it's hard for us to unsee something yeah if if you added that in and it would be like just for one night kind of thing it would just tomorrow feel weird and then the next day would feel weird answer your own ████ question she wants it what are you gonna do yeah i couldn't do it because it would just it would just be too weird for so much time to come that it's not worth it yeah maybe i didn't think this through then because you guys seem very adamant about something but that's because like that's only because and this this relationship i'm in specifically is that it over time it took the shape of something that i really like the exact way it is wow that that probably wouldn't it wouldn't
15:12 survive the same way if that was in it even just for a day or for like unless that was like introduced earlier into your relationship yeah that was like part of the foundation right then it's like okay well the perception's different yeah it's like whatever the relationship is it fermented into this form that i'm like no that's it that's the good leave it leave it leave it and then like to add extra elements that don't belong in that that we're both like and we're very aware of what it is so it's like oh no that doesn't go and it doesn't go a lot of other simpler things don't go you know so something that complex you don't want to ████ it up it's like nice it's cool what's the simpler thing that doesn't go very i don't know like uh if don't mess up the recipe is what it is right yeah kind of because they're like oh this skewer's good at this like but what if we add a little bit of paprika and you're like no no don't ████ it up and that's only that's not to say that like i'm like
16:02 that with every relationship i've had but just in this particular one it feels like so unique that it's like it's it feels more sensitive than it may even be to me like that might just be a mirage in my head i don't know but like the way i look at it is like oh the parameters it's like perfectly balanced right here you know like a third person there's nowhere for them to stand it's just gonna ████ it up right in the middle balance so um sitting on the side we have our friend shannon she comes in as a guest sometimes um and she she has an open relationship with women which i thought they had you know side you know play things or whatever and but then the thing is they never acted on it so though i was like wait so maybe they've been open from the start yeah they've been it's been maybe it's kind of like the the psychology of you want
16:52 what you can't have now that you can have it well i don't really want it yeah yeah i'm like so is it an open relationship then it's not open or you never acted on it i don't know or maybe it's always open until the moment is presented maybe they've just never had that moment yeah where it's worth it yeah but it's been many years so i was like that's that's kind of that is really cool yeah that is dope what about you colleen i agree with you really same exact across the board ████ yeah but you're not in a world i'm not in a currency yeah but when you are that's kind of how you always see you guys made it sound way different in the beginning in the beginning it's like no this is what your significant other really
17:42 the best way though to introduce the threesome honestly you gotta do like this just for all the people out there you go like this you start you gotta be at home first right yeah you're like hey babe i got someone here who are you hugging oh no no no one no oh oh oh but if they get ████ if they get a horn it's the tester this is the tester that's how you test you're casting the castle you know i know something interesting is i had a friend um who gets technically she in a million years would never be the kind of girl to say to her boyfriend that like uh i want threesome she's married now and um she could never bring herself to admit that to her husband but that's what she wanted but she wants it in the weirdest way where she's like i would never want
18:33 to have a reason where i even have to address it she said that like she wants to be spontaneous like a happy this is her example she said if my husband let's say he was like doing me from behind and then we're like looking out a window or something and then in the middle of sex she looks and notices that he's outside walking by the window and it's really someone else she said that would be the hottest way to do it wow but she doesn't even like talk about that type of what is he doing just watering the lawn like if you switch with someone and then it's like surprise it's not me and he's out there like exactly she's in her mind that's her fantasy but it will never happen because she can never express that i always thought that was really interesting well just say the first and last names of who it is and maybe it'll like happen i can't
19:27 [Music] i mean if she's really wanting a threesome then i guess we have to do it huh because she really wants to yeah i mean if if i got asked up for that type of thing from my girl now i would just you know no that's what i mean i would just have to do this dynamic i would just have to disappoint her which honestly is not that big of a deal because i could disappoint my relationship in many ways i think you know you know what it is is because this isn't new to me so we spoke about this before we even got together officially so because the conversation kept that it stayed that way yeah so oh that's probably what it is it's not like a new piece of information which is probably shocking if your relationship is already a certain way and then it gets thrown on you just logistics yeah i've been in other relationships
20:18 i was the same way and we did talk about it and it was something that like oh given the right circumstances sure but then those right circumstances are so unique yeah it's so hard to yeah you know unless we're like super famous rock stars and you have like a lot of stuff just thrown at you all day long yeah it's hard when you name the parameters because the ████ that just does not fall into place very easily you know both of us never answered first no we're just better we're at work we're conspiring over here anytime there's a problem never ████ go first you guys just don't know how to answer right yeah you're right you got just made it too real and you flip around every time it has to end real
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