0:00 Yo, it's been a weekend. We just came back from Ryan and Smacks wedding and this was the one of the most epic things. They did a triple version announcement. Number one, they got married at the freaking altar sort of, not altar, but you know, where they were getting married. Ryan makes an announcement to give extra love to smack because she's four and a half months pregnant. >> I went nuts, [cheering] dude. I was going crazy. >> crazy >> Ryan, you ████ liar. You ████ liar. Cuz you know what? I was doing the math. I was like, okay, four and a half months, right? I'm like, oh, you guys conceived in February? Every ████ week when we're filming, I'm like, how's that coming along? Oh, we're trying and we don't know. We don't know. I'm like, ████ you knew for four months. >> No, well, actually pre three three months that first trimester you really don't know. So you always keep that ████ under wraps. >> going the extra mile lying saying like, yeah, I just came back from getting my
0:51 balls tested. >> to wait for the genetic testing, I think, right? That's what he was saying. >> ████ lying to me. But he didn't have to tell us last month that he was just jacking off into a cup. >> the thing about Ryan though is cuz it was cool cuz we saw him before this process starts to happen where he's like, I got to start changing my habits. I've I got to make sure my sperm is good. He and he like took it all on himself, like >> he lost 20 pounds. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He Bro, I remember cuz you know we always see Ryan >> You're about to say he was fat. >> No, I'm not going to say he's fat. >> I remember when he was fat. Just say it. Just say it. >> No, but when when Ryan does something, it's always kind of like low-key. He's like, oh, I'm just kind of doing this thing. He always undersells it and then later you're like, oh >> Yeah, then he runs a ████ marathon. >> Yeah, [laughter] yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly. So like our version of it, for me, my lens is this dude is like, oh yeah, like I'm trying to like lose weight. I'm trying to work on my sleep. I was like, you trying to work on your sleep? Cuz you know we know him as such
1:41 a night owl. He's up all night. He never He never So when someone starts talking like that, I'm like, what? Like, okay. Oh, yeah, go go for it. Like say >> Ryan, there's times where he comes here after pulling all-nighter. Cuz that's his style, right? He'll do his whole music thing and then not even sleeping for one hour, he comes here, does ████ JK News. >> know how he functions. >> Sometimes not even he does his whole music thing. Sometimes he finishes the music thing at 11:00, and then he played ████ video games with the boys until like 6:00 a.m. >> So, for someone like that to go >> Oh, I'm going to work on my sleep. I'm like, what what the ████ I was like, "Are you gay now, dude? What's happening?" You going to start trying guys? No, and then and then he starts saying, "Oh, I got a trainer." I was like, "Oh, s███." And then and then he starts saying, "Oh, I'm going to start trying. We're going to start trying." So, I was like, "Oh, this is amazing. Awesome awesome awesome." And then to hear that it finally all worked out the way he
2:31 wanted it on the wedding day, it was like, it was really cool. And then to see Smack walk down the aisle, and she has a little baby >> Yeah, looking like a shotgun wedding. And the energy in the room cuz everybody loves Ryan. It's his wedding. Everyone loves him. Everyone's just hyped. I'm ████ feeling I'm I'm crying a little bit. It was dope, dude. It was just sick to hear the the uh the announcement, having them all walk out, and seeing all these people there who were just so excited to celebrate them. Like, I think that's the other thing. Like, some weddings you go, everyone's just like, "Yeah, it's cool. It's sick." Everyone there loves Smack and Ryan. Hyped for them, bro. >> That's the that's the big thing is I was looking forward to seeing everybody. >> Yeah, it was fun. >> You know how some weddings you're like, "I don't want to see that motherfucker." And then you I don't want to go to that. >> You knew it was going to be a good time no matter what, yeah. >> And a lot of them are these corporate cookie-cutter ████ sis like, you know
3:21 that they're going to do some creative ████ that's different, right? And I ████ love every moment of it, but especially the surprises, it blew my mind. >> of Ryan's like >> The the first off, like you said, >> She's pregnant. They start off with that. >> So, give her some love. And we're like, "WHAT THE ████ YES!" WE'RE EXTRA EXCITED. SHE'S walking down the aisle. We're all just like, "Oh my god, right?" And then later, we break out into eating food. And then they're like about to do a dance. And then they have that ████ graphic of the sperms just swimming around. >> Yeah, the gender reveal? >> A whole video production, hilarious. >> A ████ yeah, a wedding to a pregnancy announcement to a gender reveal in one night is >> Shout out to Dietrichs, too, cuz he said he made that song from scratch. >> Oh, he made the song? >> Is it me? Is it me?
4:12 >> [laughter] >> He made that song. He had to do the whole animation and all that stuff. >> Really? That's hilarious. That Oh, Dietrichs made all that? He wrote >> Yeah, that's He actually does be doing stuff like that for actual performances. So, like that's his bag. That's dope, though. >> But I remember when I was watching the visuals in my head, I was like, "Bro, this is so Quest. This is so Ryan. This is so like the just the like the humor in it." I'm like, "Bro, this is hilarious." And everybody was game, too. >> That was right when Senaina had to leave early. So, she right at the end of Redfoo's like toast. >> Which was so good, too. >> So good. It was so funny. >> Like a 20-minute set. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> So good, man. >> She's like, "I I I have to go because, you know, Alana's fussing and stuff like that. Nina's got to go pump do all this stuff." So, I was like, "Oh, cool." So, I walk her out. We're standing outside for a couple of minutes because we're waiting for the valet to pull the car around. Valet pulls the car around and then I go
5:02 back inside. I go back inside and it's the middle of this ████ video. >> Oh. >> So, I'm I'm going back and >> Did you make the countdown or >> I did. I I was already there. So, I was so I'm watching the song happen. But, the thing is when I walked back inside the way that the venue is laid out, right? Is that now I'm on basically the side of the screen where like Dietrichs is, where Eris is, you know, cuz they're hosting this thing. They're setting this thing up. I'm not I'm seeing all of you guys at the table across from me, right? And everybody's like super eyes locked and captivated cuz this is a ████ gender reveal. Everybody's like entertained and like I just see a thousand eyes and cell phones, basically, you know? So, I stopped right there. And then I'm like, "Oh, ████ This is the gender reveal. It's exciting." Dietrichs pulls out the little box and stuff like that cuz they're obviously supposed to open this thing. Boom, opens up during the count. Everyone's counting down and then this
5:52 And I had again, I don't know where my emotions are going. Everybody, you don't realize where your emotions are until they happen. You don't You don't think emotions through, you feel them and then you think about feeling them, right? >> For a human being. >> Or yeah, okay. Not robot, dude. ████ >> Robot. >> Robot's like, I think I should cry when they reveal the gender. >> already tells me what's going to happen. >> [laughter] >> Robot's like, CRY NOW. >> NO, robot's like, cry now and then it goes, was I supposed to cry there? He still questions. Anyways, so this this this ████ moment happens and this pink balloon flies into the air. >> Crazy. >> And then that's when it hits me. That's when the emotion hits you, not the logic. I'm like, this motherfucker's having a girl. And then and I swear to god, most of the people's phones will probably show this because I'm on the other side. >> you run in. >> BRO, I WENT >> [gasps] >> AND I JUST ████ screamed like a
6:42 little kid that just found his best friends like going to school with him or summer camp or some Sisters. >> Yeah. >> Dude, Vegas sisters. >> Yeah, so this so this whole moment happens. I'm ████ just super excited, you know. Later on in the night, the dance is going on or whatever, you know, and and you know, Brian's running around somewhere, Smacks running around somewhere. Smacks running towards the dance floor. I'm like going towards the bathroom or whatever. We're just catching each other in passing. There's that quick like, oh my god, congratulations. She's like, thank you so much. They're going to be best friends. >> Aw, that's so cute. >> And she says that to me and my heart just ████ explodes. >> Aw, that's so cute. >> You know, I was like like connecting with Smack on that level was so powerful cuz like obviously Ryan's been my boy for like decades. Like but just like having that depth of a connection like >> Have the same thought, too. >> E with Smack. >> Yeah.
7:32 >> Yeah. It goes from immediately oh yeah yeah, we know each other to like we're so deeply available to each other at a moment's notice. >> Especially if you're trying to preserve this potential friendship. That's awesome. Yeah. >> And you know, on the way home too, like all the ████ first trimesters, all the stuff that we're like we're like, "Oh, she just outgrew this." Hold everything in the spot. You know, like it becomes a completely different community relationship. For sure, bro. >> And they're both Filipino. Both of your daughters half Filipino? >> Yeah, just the half. Just the Yeah, so me and Smac are connected cuz we're the other. >> Yeah. You're the outside. >> We're the miscellaneous. >> Are they going to be born in the same >> Yeah, cuz they're going to The kid's going to be born this year, November. >> Oh, so it's going to be the same year. Wow. >> Really? >> And our kid was born in in February. It's the same year. >> Wow. Yeah, they're going to be best friends. That's awesome. >> That's what I'm saying to you guys. Don't ████ it up. Don't ████ it up, dude. Don't ████ it
8:22 up. >> That's amazing, dude. Cool. >> It's amazing. >> As long as you guys don't ████ it up. As long as me and Ryan will be all right. >> Yeah. Holy ████ dude. >> Yeah, that was it was just incredible experience. And he >> curated the seating so well. Like in the middle it was like the two families, JK, Kinjaz, Barbell, other on this side, Quest, LMFAO musicians whatever on the corner side. And then like we were just all surrounded by like people that we have hella history with and he they took their time to think about like oh, this corner, this side. And I was like the coolest thing though is like seeing what an extroverted dude like Ryan brings together. Like that this eclectic group of for real >> Like >> most unique wedding I've ever been to. >> Yeah. From And And he has friends that are like
9:12 you know, childhood buddies that I haven't seen in over 25 years cuz we went to the same school. And he maintained these long-term friendships with them. >> Seriously. >> Well, it's not even just cuz he's extroverted, it's cuz he's communal. Yeah. Like he brings people together. That's the key. There's a lot of extroverted people, they don't bring people together. They just like going out, whatever, right? >> That's why it's like that's like the willingness to be like, "Hey, Deetrick's is going to officiate our wedding." Not because he's going to do a great job, but it's an officiant, it's because he's going to do a great job being himself. Cuz he was actually that day an absolutely terrible officiant. >> [laughter] >> Absolutely terrible by any ████ concept of a standard. It was so bad that everyone loved the moment. >> Cuz it was real. >> Because it was so real. It's like that they're just choosing to put like our our close friend in this spot. Every Every traditional part about it was so
10:02 like And we're doing this cuz we're supposed to, right? And it was a group of friends that support like I remember when when Smack had to do the ████ bouquet toss and then everybody's all being All the girls are being a regular girl at a wedding for a bouquet toss, you know what the Nobody's going to be like it's my turn but you know what I mean? Some people will but it was just like that slow awkward like people trying to get certain shy girl It's just a normal bouquet. And I remember Smack going out there and looking like she didn't give And she's so good at this but she like She's standing there and she's like, "What's happening? Where's everybody?" >> [laughter] >> Yeah. >> And it's just a bunch of friends trying to get this ████ going cuz we're all trying to just have a good time. And that's just what it felt like. >> Just vibes, bro. >> Just like what's the next thing that we're doing? Remember when the music didn't ████ work for the mother-son dance? >> Yeah. >> They were playing the wrong song. >> That is a ████ event nightmare. For anybody who's OCD enough to actually be
10:53 an event planner, that is a ████ you nightmare. I'm never hiring this person again. Red flags everywhere. This is the mom who like it takes her ████ 3 minutes to stand up. It takes her a minute to stand. She was complaining about standing up again. But that made it funny because it's family but still like that's a ████ red flag nightmare. But we're such a communal and like everybody respects what has been created by these groups this this pair of people so much that you just ████ run with it. >> But also he has down ass friends cuz when the music thing happened three people started working. They started going that way and then I was like So So this is the thing, man. Like I think that because he has such down people around him, they step up when they see like even when people weren't dancing, we had Subi, we had some we had all
11:44 these people like just bring the hype up. And I was like, see, it takes a whole community to make it happen and everyone to be on the same page wanted to put in a you know, versus like entertain me. I'm here at the wedding to be like >> And my favorite part was there was like right when the dancing actually started, there was a little bit of a cypher and immediately Dietrich came in and ended it and I loved it. >> The dance off? Yeah. >> The little cypher people start just doing like solo stuff so people are just around like oh cool and you know there's hella dancers there and so you just don't want this energy to keep going cuz you're just like bro like I'm 40. >> 20 guys, yeah. >> Like I don't want to get ████ forced to go out to this thing and try to entertain a bunch of people like this is not it and then Dietrich comes in and he's like hey hey hey and just ends the cypher. You're like yeah, good vibes only, dude. >> But it was amazing because we had so many creative fun people too where like
12:36 their clothing all the way down to like everyone participated and I think that's what made it so fun. >> Even Skid Row participated. I didn't realize they're going to be that close. They be moving east, huh? >> They're right there. >> They're pushing, dude. >> They are literally every ████ direction of the wedding venue was just tents and I was like this is >> So shout out to Ryan to even think about getting a valet. Cuz what Imagine try to find your own parking. You're like ████ >> ████ no. My car's not going to be there when I come out. >> It was awesome, man. I can't wait for him to come back from his honeymoon so we can talk to him about all of this ████ because uh man, I can't wait for you guys to see all this. Stay tuned.
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