0:00 I have a lot of bums coming into my garage in your garage why would you close the door it's a community garage so it's really hard like if the gft removed from like community garage what does that even mean so as we all know with rampid inflation and we don't need an excuse people are stealing packages from people's porches like crazy like it's getting crazier it's getting worse and worse wow I want to see more packages explode in the hands of Thieves I saw this one where there was package wars did you guys see that no so this guy uh so the Amazon guy drops off the package as soon as he pulls up this guy runs up to try to steal it and another guy comes up and try I saw that two thieves got into a fight they were like going the
0:51 blows one guy's like throwing a pot at him or some ████ yeah dude part me is like how do they know what's ████ in there like Q-tips you're like Fu so is there a is so that particular video was the the homeowner was getting phones and somehow those cats knew they knew he was getting expensive they knew they were getting stuff that you could resell really nicely yeah so one how would you know unless the Amazon people are in on so that's the word is that they're somehow leaking the list of what's being delivered and Dam that's a good racket it's not bad that's a good racket when I walk my dogs I fantasize about like I should just steal these boxes off this porch right now but I won't I won't ever but it just part of me is like I want I want part of it is like if I steal this box the fun part of it is like what's in it unboxing yeah the unboxing is it's a mystery gift but I would never do that it's like when my
1:41 wife gets something and I'm like I can just pretend like that I think it's for me yeah I I love to open up my my wife's package if you guys ever order stuff and you forgot that you ordered it and you open and you're like oh thank you my previous self yep that's tight I like my past self sometimes I ordered a ████ pirate costume like I don't know 6 months ago cuz I was like dude I'm play power game and I'm going to wear power costume while I'm playing power game you're going to stream doing it yeah and I'll stream doing it but then I was like oh but I can't do it yet cuz I want to get a MAA so I'm waiting for ma a real one yeah yeah yeah for the prices to drop I'm waiting for maau prices to drop like five grand for a ████ talking bird but I want the bird to say r i want the bird to say R you got to get it first and land lers and all all that ████ so yeah we're it's a build we're building it but so check this out it's going to be worth it though this this is ring camera footage of a homeowner who just got so fed up of
2:32 getting his package of stolen he decided to take matters in his own hands is it explosions I do like these videos wait why would they put it next to a trash oh never [Music] mind Boom come on explode explode oh ████ oh ████ oh ████ and the guy's mad like what the ████ why would you do that what the a package dude I don't get how it what did he do though it's not even a felony bro are they just replaying the same yeah they repl that was great that's ████ dope so sick is that illegal no I think it is no I think there's some liability that could happen there but you're on like your property but that's
3:23 on yeah so isn't that how you get suited is that on your property like I keep on trying to go to Bart's house and slip and fall but he doesn't invite me when I get the invitation oh buddy I'm going to be it's going to be a slippery night we should all do it together when he has a party yeah sue them all simultaneous I don't think that's legal bro really I have a lot of bums coming into my garage in your garage into your garage oh yeah cuz that's how you guys motor bike St yeah why don't you close the door no no no no talking about the community garage it's a community garage so it's really hard like if the game so removed from like you know being middle class community garage what is that even mean want you close the airplane hanger the same one I'm telling you it's it's insane I can't believe I witnessed one of them my neighbor called me like yo check your ████ camera look at this I can't see
4:16 oh ████ oh what the what is he doing looking like a lady on a shopping stealing a gang of ████ is that the Burger King guy no so my neighbor call him walking out my neighbor called him and then we called the we called the car cops look oh he was still there when the cops came this is Wednesday when they found my bike ah oh damn what does that mean that part mean I want to beat his ass when I see him again but the cops can't even do too much either no so I talked to the cops when I took the testing they said their job is to be therea oh sick that's tight after your s███'s gone because it's already committed so once it's committed they can create the case yeah it's not just for some reason if they're there when it's happening they're it's called lucky right but
5:06 majority of the cops jobs is to be there after that's why I like this pre-crime ████ yeah it's like he yeah pick it up you're going to in California for example that's dunzo California oh you're going to get sued that's so illegal cuz it wasn't there a story in California where a guy was robbing some guy's house and then he got hurt on the property and then he sued the home I think he F I think he fell through F through the Skylight fell through the Skylight that's and he sued and won and he won so bro you do some sh like this California you're dzo and they got on camera you know what made for a good video what's so weird though T of people just in wrong neighborhoods they would get ████ up just for being in wrong neighborhoods M and I remember like if you turn a certain corner you just don't go there cuz the young kids there will just jump you yeah yeah and I was like does that not exist like anywhere
5:58 anymore Maybe our young kids are ████ now nah there's no kids out here waiting to jump you anymore well they're not kids but you know like even non- gang members young adults you think it's cuz they're inside playing uh Call of Duty yeah call of d a handful of guys just standing before like they would just be standing and talking in front of homes or like on their cars I remember like biking around and they'll just be guys everywhere but then you don't really see people out anymore and I remember like if you were from the wrong neighborhood and they'll stop you and they'll be like why you why you here they'll ask you and then yeah that's I don't really see any of that the streets seem way more emptier than like 10 years ago people don't smile at you anymore people don't even ████ look at you
6:49 anymore I well I think honestly I think it was either too cold first of all too cold these days these past couple years it's too cold it's been too cold to cold during the winter season hey yo it's too cold man we got to go back and or it's too hot now it's too hot it's too hot yeah you're right it is too hot right now that's why at the at the end of the day so what about spring and fall people perfect when it's perfect people are out but people don't really check people for walking through their neighborhood if they don't recognize them yeah I think there's a little bit too much respect now I'm going to start checking people I'm going to start checking people I'm going to I'm going to look at you're not from this neighborhood yo one of my one of my clients he lives in a pretty nice apartment building and he's been catching people random homeless people stealing his welcome ants mhm and then
7:39 like leaving little different things on his doorstep like every day like gifts yeah no like just like a box of like lcro like an empty box they're like thank you for the welcome man and like leave like just different trinkets like there's no consistency besides the fact that he does it like every other day or so and then there's another guy who like is pissed and he goes to his door he's like ████ you ████ you to this door and he leaves comes back and and then puts a note on his door saying you're ████ you better get a lawyer and then I asked my client I was like have you seen this guy in your apartment building before and he goes I saw him in the garage one time and like he was being crazy so I think he's homeless but he's in these like really nice high-rise apartment buildings and there's two different guys that are just leaving stuff
8:30 and just having like a battle on his front that's crazy and he's getting two different guys on his camera and he's like I don't know and he goes to the security office and he goes what can you guys do about this and he goes well they didn't technically commit a crime yet yeah yeah dud what happened to like swinging bats at people bro he goes to the police and the police goes well he didn't commit a crime there's nothing we can do you got to talk to security guards yeah so it's just like this weird this sounds like before a woman gets beaten up and killed and she's like hey my ex-husband's like really bugging me like did he commit a crime yet ma'am okay so like do people not threaten and like sh you know like and like tell people to leave anymore like I don't know I don't think so but then again some of these people are like crazy you know these days you have criminal sympath ists oh think about their
9:20 upbringing they're just a product of their environment well and you have the people that are like guessing wrong too dude I was about to ████ oh absolutely are you in danger yeah exactly I'm going to make sure this brown person's protected I I was about to uh 300 kick a bum out at alamana you do a spinning turning sidekick I had my ████ fanny pack on a pull-up bar and then I was working out with Hannah and then this ████ comes up acting like he's invisible and I'm just looking at him creep and it's kind my you know how like Bart's fanny pack just hanging there so it's hanging there and he's just trying to like slowly creep up to it and I'm all like what the ████ are you doing and then he goes oh ████ why do bums all know Kung Fu do this though no he just started ████ Kung Fu brother and I just walked up and
10:11 I was like go away go sh like ████ like a bird a spray bottle yeah and then he goes and then he Kung Fu his way all the way around and tries to go behind me like from around the ████ pull-up area and I'm like hey just get the ████ out of here and then he's like Kung fuing the air like he's trying to intimidate he downloaded Kung Fu into his brain he's like fellow Kung Fu just run towards him and 300 kicks his ass well Hannah was getting freaked out cuz she was like what the ████ is this guy doing and he was just like standing there and he looks ████ up on something and what sucks is if you whoop his ass other people get mad at you MH yeah but all you're doing is protecting your ████ different why is different I think you could fire a whole clip at him and he go he's go like that and the bullets all
11:02 stop he picks one out yeah I shoot him away like a pigeon but at the same time yeah you're right that's what I like about Hawaii is it's still old school like people still throw down yeah you're allowed to throw down but here's the thing in Hawaii I think you can call HPD and HPD will be there yeah not be not after the crime bro did you hear about did you hear about that one case it was like in monroi or something his dad of five went out to his house he saw a homeless guy and he went to go tell him to ████ off and the guy pulled a gun and shot him shot the homeless guy shot the dad ████ dead you know so it's like you hear that stuff and you're like well ████ so that's why I stay in my house and I call the uh non-emergency hotline and I go hey there's some guys smoking crack outside of my house and then they come and get them that's why you got to walk towards him like hey man you need help with that and he's like yeah I need help with it yeah what is that it's a
11:54 bat it's a metal bat and you need help with that I can your sound effects are really good threw his body somewhere throw him on the grass and be like yo officer he's sleeping yeah some guy hit his head guy hit his head with a bat hey officer concuss somehow so you guys really should come before the crimes I'm thinking but yeah it's crazy cuz like I think the the black and white is a crime has to happen first but then there's this gray area where it's not even safe for our to walk around for kids to go around why Ive yeah you have all this other gray area in between it's like it's ████ too late when this person kills someone or bite someone I just I just watched this thing on Netflix called the worst roommates I don't know if you guys oh I saw that I saw that there's literally
12:45 the exact thing or she was like renting out her rooms to people and she had this one like crazy guy to the point where she went to the courts to get like a restraining order on him and stuff but all they did was they made him remove his dogs from the house and he had a 5 yard away but he was able to stay in the house and then because of that when they came to serve him with the papers he got so pissed off he killed her wow and now he could go to jail cuz then he committed a crime but that's what they said they didn't committ crime it's not about prev you know who a sick roommate would be guy who can't get ████ cuz then it's nice and quiet let go right to sleep oh no it's ████ hey but Florida not all there Florida down you know know stand your ground law you can get busy if someone a lot of states have Castle Law yeah if someone walks
13:35 into your property or if someone push you and that F was 6 feet and you felt threatened you could pop him that's tight not Hawaii though Hawai is like you got to run away when a burglar comes in really they don't have Castle long way in Alabama you can shoot your mailman if you want he gave if you're feeling like it I mean I wouldn't want to do any of that but I'm just saying if I had I mean that's a law point but like I think people throw down yeah it's a different culture yeah in Hawaii all you got oh Auntie oh uncle and they all come out and jump theming ding ding ding ding yeah it's over are they made out of metal no they're wearing brass knuckles ding ding the Prosthetics dude they're
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