0:00 But their claim, their claim is like it's like it causes infertility or whatever because the chemicals on the receipt paper. >> What are we doing? Doing receipt like this and they're just ████ rubbing it on her p like this. >> Welcome back to Careful Boys. Bart's going to love this one. Uh there's there are customers who are shoe uh suing a sneaker company because the the brand's sneakers squeak too loudly. >> Why would I like this one? >> Well, because it's a frivolous lawsuit. It's you like that stuff. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You're which are you a fan of the frivolous side or the I like I like frivolous lawsuits because it's a waste of everyone's time because it's frivolous. >> Yeah. Exactly. So, so these guys are
0:51 saying that um that the the brand is called Cloudtech and they have different shaped holes that cover the external and bottom surfaces of the shoes. And apparently the the plaintiff or whoever you know these people are, they say that the you know they they use the those holes to pride provide cushion support for your feet and like it's a really good thing. Actually, >> the Encloud brand >> it's Yes. It's called What's >> I knew you would know what these are. >> Yeah, it is. Cloud Runner. >> It looks like a G. Like a G or a Q, right? >> Like OC. Looks like that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. So they say those holes are are good for your feet and like they're they're actually a good thing, but then the customers are complaining cuz they're squeaking all over the place. >> But honestly, if you're squeaking like that, you got to get sued. I think >> you think so. >> You might as well have the Donald Duck shoes those kids had. >> But doesn't it depend on like what the
1:41 surface is? Cuz if you're like on a basketball court, everyone's going to squeak. But if you're like here, no, no one should squeak. >> They shouldn't. But like how annoying is that? You know, you buy you spend $200 on a sho squeaking themselves like the kid shoes >> cuz the way it's shaped like little pockets. >> Yeah. They're like little holes that go underneath the cushion. So if the holes itself is touching, doesn't matter what surface you're on, it's squeaking themselves >> on carpet and everything. >> Yeah. Yeah, it could be. >> My favorite thing about this lawsuit is that it says um you know the technology rubs together when the wearers walk or run causing a noisy and quote embarrassing squeak. So, like the idea that they're walking around and then eventually they walk around so much that they're just like they're just like >> I'm so embarrassed. >> I need a soup. >> They just got to change the brand into squeaky clean, man. >> Squeaky clean. There you go.
2:31 >> To be honest, no offense if anyone has them. I already thought they were gay the first time they came out. Now that they squeak, they're extra gay. >> Yeah, dude. >> It wasn't meant to be gay. >> Not meant to be gay. No. >> Whack. Like when they first came out, you know, some people were drawn to the new thing. >> I don't know. You you if you see you go, "Oh, I've seen those." >> They're kind of cool. They're kind of cool. >> Did you own a pair? >> No, I didn't. I did. I I I thought they were kind of cool, but then I was like, "No, I'm done wearing sneakers." >> Like, are they like the kind that all the nurses will be wearing at work? >> Yeah, that's probably where where the complaint started. >> Just be if you're a nurse, just wear Crocs, dude. >> Are is that Are you loud? >> Sometimes if I'm not wearing socks and I walk around these Oh, my flat foot sounds like a suction cup on these shoes. These are the billionaire shoes. And you know what? The the reason why I don't like them even more is kind of like the Cybert truck where it already came out and I was like h it's kind of I
3:21 don't know. And then the crowd that adopted them are the pseudo fitness crowd. So now they got branded by that kind of like the Cybert truck and it came out we're supposed to be the ultimate off-road vehicle. The off-road crowd is like you're not a part of us. And then all these ████ geeks get the Cybertruck, right? So now the Cybert truck is the geek is the geek vehicle. They got owned by the pseudo fitness crowd. So now I really don't like you anymore. >> Okay. Okay. They got hype beasted by the wrong crowd. >> That's a slam on Encloud and that's a slam on Cybertruck. >> But if you want to sponsor this channel, I'll change everything I say. I'm super down. >> Cybertruck only. >> They're comfortable as ████ >> Joe, I love it. He made a mess. Clean it up. >> Get the sponsor. >> Yeah. And I like some people like like they'll buy like they that's all they buy now because they're like once all they buy
4:11 >> once you have it it's so comfortable and I was like for real but it's to me it's too much of like a price tag to just try. Is it true you know when they like you you'll get this disruptor ad on your IG and it'll be like the problem with your shoes is that they're comfortable. The problem is that you're not using the muscles in your feet because you're too relaxed in your shoes. >> Truth that Paul Saladino type ████ >> Yeah. You got to you got to earn what is it called? Are you grounding? his just like his all his videos always start off with, "Is your life like regular? You're f█████." >> Yeah. There was one video where he was like, "If you're touching receipt paper, you're going to die in 2 years." >> Yeah. Yeah. All their videos, >> but their claim their claim is like it's like it causes infertility or whatever because the chemicals on the receipt paper. >> What are we doing? Doing receipt like this and they're just ████ rubbing it on their paws like this.
5:04 So yeah, that's probably those holes like squeaking on themselves. >> Yeah, that's what that is what it is. >> Do you know like um a lot of like the the rich like it's kind of like how you say like the fa fake uh fitness people are doing it, but then like now like a lot of uh really wealthy people are doing it, right? So like there's this one video of people at art galleries and they're like the actual people that are buying this art. They all zoom in and then everyone's wearing the cloud text. Yeah. >> And I think these are like, you know, how like Northace got taken over by Wall Street bros and then like Patagonia. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And it's like, oh man, but you guys don't ████ hike, bro. Like, get the ████ out of here. >> And Patagonia tried to correct it. >> Patagonia, I see a guy with a Patagonia hat, I want to slap it off his head. >> But even Patagonia hated that. Remember? >> I get it. >> Patagonia started to try to like uh backpedal that. They were like, "We're not going to sell uh bulk orders to any
5:54 more companies like uh >> like Microsoft." >> Yeah. Because you know like a whole office will buy like the vest and put their logo. >> They stopped doing that. >> Really? >> They thought it was it was it was ruining their like demo. >> It is. They already did, bro. >> I know. It's kind of like past that already. >> It was really supposed to it was so Northace was like the main company. Patagonia was supposed to be for like the nature's nature people, but somehow ████ silicon people. >> Steve don't like it. >> Somehow Steve Balmer got involved. That's the thing about it. It's like I've never seen anything like it where it's always the same Yepy type guys holding a Starbucks cup. >> Yeah. And it's always like a Yeah. with a vest with a collared shirt underneath. >> Yep. >> And I'm like, why? >> But then when you see it at a national park, you're like, that's cool. I appreciate that. Let me see. >> Cuz it's in an appropriate place. >> You're like, yeah, I like that. I do like that sweater. >> Like, do you need ████ polar fleece in a ████ cubicle?
6:44 >> When they started selling it at like ████ Macy's and Nordstrom's, that's when you were like, "Oh, okay." I do think that it's because they're better than me and they know it. >> But I don't get the dress shirt with the outdoor gear. You know what I mean? Like it's like >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's a vest for ████ camping, guys. >> That's disruptor fashion. >> Yeah, I know. I'm like, is it that cold in the office that you got to wear a ████ vest? >> That's like the Hampton fit, huh? >> And that guy would climb into a cybert truck, too. I bet. >> Yep. >> With those with those with those big old glasses like the like the pitcher ones. >> I see a lot of Cybertruck guys wear those. These shoes seem like they go with that outfit. >> That's what I mean. The the pseudo fitness guys I always see wearing this are guys that look like they're a little bit muscular but not really and it's only because they're on TRT so they wear that but then they're like red all the time. >> Yeah, like fake fitness. >> What are the other pseudo fitness uh
7:35 like flags? >> We could do 20 on that. Dude, >> we we'll save that for 20. I think >> I feel like this is a part of Jeff Jeff Bezel's clothes. Jeff Bezel's got the Patagonia collared shirt encloud shoes. >> I mean, if you if I drive down the street, it's really easy to notice on the street. >> Pseudo fitness people. >> Yeah. Like joggers that really jog, they don't jog with ████ >> Yeah. >> But the guy that jogs with like four wristbands and has a tube of water in each one and has a vest. Like you can tell they went they went on a shopping spree just to jog and they're probably not gels. >> Yeah. They're not going to do a week a week. They bought all that to jog two miles. >> Yeah. What do you call them? Plays with your wristband, dude. >> I don't know. But yeah, like guys that like guys got that go way ext cuz the people that actually do the thing are kind are mainly minimalists
8:25 >> and everything, right? Like a skater that hits the halfpipe all the time is not going to have shin pads, knee pads, ████ cup, mouthpiece, helmet. It's just usually like a skater girl that is just knows how to crash. So it's just her and her skateboard. So you see a lot of these pseudo fitness people that are like they go all above and beyond and they're usually rocking those guys. >> Stupid shoes where it makes your toes go like that. That's pseudo fitness too. >> Finger toe ones. >> The vibrams. >> That depends. That one >> that's actually pretty sick and they're not that dumb actually. >> I don't see you wearing them ever >> in cuz I know you'll take a picture of them. >> That's another realm of fitness. I think that's like the more like how do we get back to the simple man? >> Oh, okay. >> Holistic part. >> But those guys are not like that at all. >> Those guys are dedicated though. >> Okay. Okay. These guys are the guys that are like, "What's the fast?" They think they they fitness is more of a lifestyle versus them actually doing it. Like, how
9:16 can I look like I do fitness? >> They're posers is what he's saying. They're the guys that buy surfboards but don't surf. They just hang at the beach. >> No offense, you guys. And then if you want to sponsor the channel, use code off the record. You get 15% off your >> They're premium shoe. You're giving them a They're going to go on Encloud and put in our code and it's like it doesn't even ████ work. >> What are your shoes, Nick? Those are kind of cool boy shoes a little bit. >> These are called Canes. >> Did you retire your Crocs? >> No. Well, the apparently these are for like recovery. That's what they say. That's the claim. >> Recovery. >> I got them because I was like, I like the fact that it's a wide toe box cuz I have big giant dumb feet. >> Me, too. >> So, I need something nice. That's why you wear skater shoes, right? Cuz the Nikes I I used to wear Nikes all the time, but they're really narrow. >> It's almost for women's feet. Am I right? Anyways, I used to wear ones,
10:08 dude, because I'm I'm too cool to say Air Force ones. >> You like that? >> I didn't realize what AF1's meant for a while. But so I got these. >> What the president rides in? >> Yeah. And I cuz I I got them for a vacation cuz we were going to do like some water shoe activities and I was like, the water shoes you get on Amazon, they're ████ dude. I'm taking a stand on this show. They They'll last in like an hour only. >> That's it. So, I got these and like I was like, "Oh, these look kind of cool. I could run in these and I could uh >> Oh, that's perfect. >> You can run?" >> Yeah, you could run in these. >> No way. >> Dude, in Hawaii, I was putting some miles on these bad boys. >> And they're water shoes. >> Well, there's holes in them. So, >> drains out. >> Drains right out, baby. >> Water shoes. >> There's holes in them. >> So, when you go in the water, do you take off your socks or you get soggy socks in the water? >> Oh, I double up socks. I go double socks and socks over the soggy it. >> I want my foot nice and wrinkly when I take my socks off. No, they're like 70
10:58 bucks maybe. >> To some people that's expensive. >> Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. >> You feel gay when you wear water shoes. >> Yeah, I do. I wear these on hikes, too. So, sometimes like if we're walking in water and stuff or there's like some some rivers, I'll take my socks off and I'll just throw them bare foot in these bad boys. >> You know how you could still protect your feet while you look like a man? >> How? >> Just flip flops. >> Flip flops is actually >> They work like water shoes. >> They are the best ones. >> That's the maximum gaze you could look >> olives. That's what I wear. >> Then I guess I'm gay, dude. Cuz I wear flip flops. I wear flip flops into the winter time, even. >> Dude, Ryan would never wear flip- flops. >> I'll wear open toed heel. >> That's not a thing, I don't think. All right. >> Platform shoes >> or just start getting ones with flowers on them. >> Oh, man. >> I'll just get the squeaky ones. >> Do you miss the giblets feel? >> When sometimes these shoes squeak and I feel a little embarrassed when I walk around, but that's just me.
11:48 >> Think about checking on an attorney. You got an attorney? >> Check out an attorney. Yeah, I'll refer to yours. >> Sneaker attorney.
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