0:00 I do appreciate people that work at places that give you the load down like you're like oh I'll have the whatever like you don't want the whatever that's the tactic what do you mean no I want that the tactic is trust me cuz this sucks here's something better what if it's a way to get you to buy it where he's like you don't want that one you don't want that one man that's for that's for real man I'm a real man yeah [Music] yeah try to think really hard because maybe you haven't thought of this before I don't like thinking what's a job I think you what's a job that you actually have no respect for oh ████ no respect for an occupation yeah
0:50 huh that's a really good question like for an example to start you off real estate broker you have no respect for real estate brokers oh dude I have one parking meter maids that's what I was about to say meter maids produc yeah because it's like ████ you dude get another job get another job go ████ yourself like hey it's like ████ you yeah ████ you you don't like producers producers I don't like them what kind movie Producers movie Producers you don't like what but they put the movie together w w I'm just kidding oh no relax Talent agents Talent agents why why why why I'm just kidding tal needs to be baby do you have any of them that you're serious about ████ yeah and they need to connect people yeah but then like they're agents are annoying dude they're so ████ annoying I got one I got one the people that stand
1:40 outside of Target and they're like do you want to donate to for children green pece people dude I don't know what the ████ board signers dude those people we just need your signature I'm like for what dude what is this what is this racket I don't know what this racket I'm glad you asked if you have a minute and then they tell you oh I know tarket they were they were they were getting at me they were like it's for children with cancer and I was like dude go f yourself and they do the thing where you know like when the girl doesn't want to talk to you like oh you ugly anyway so you walk away oh so you don't care about dead pupp I'm like dude I'm fing one of my friends is having diarrhea I'm running in to get Pepto what if they what if they actually said that to you oh you ugly anyways we watch s anyway wait what were we saying tarkers tele marketers what if there's something that you might have really bought no I I get to the point where when's the last time you bought something over a phone no I end
2:30 bothering them as much as they bother me I'll stay on the phone with them and start asking them random questions and wasting their time they take me off the list cuz when you cuz when you ask them to take take you off the list they go yeah okay cool there's no list there's no list that doesn't matter that doesn't exist our information our information got sold yeah tarkers don't a specific job but we all know in certain companies and also this happens in government but there's redundant jobs that are ████ pointless but someone created a role yeah so like for other reasons right so like in the tech industry sometimes there's a lot of um just jobs that need to be created cuz they have VC money and they need to like spend it and they need to like make it seem like yo this is a big ass company but like that's why Elon would walk into
3:21 Twitter and be like man half of these ████ jobs are stupid same thing with government like sometimes they have a use it or lose it budget where you have to spend this ████ money right so it it's like oh suban you need a job well let me give you 50k for this thing and then you'll have a secure job a good government job and this F's stamping papers all day doing nothing so there's jobs out there that have titles and fancy names and like but they're really not ████ doing anything and they're making videos on like here's the day in the life of me going to work at Google well I clock in and I grab myself they don't do ████ they do the lay off crying and they get laid off and nothing changes in government those jobs are meant to be laid off eventually though yeah they're pointless ████ jobs yeah
4:12 they're basically just inflationary like things as the company expands and controls but yeah that's that's I think it's called Kafkaesque it's like when something exists only for the thing to exist and there's no other purpose wow I think those are the worst things because then people really need to feel important and then they start to like I'm a chief officer of strategic planning and marketings and it's like I thought there's a marketing director what the ████ do you do still better than a meter mid still better that's true still better than the ████ guy outside of Target trying to get me to sign something I will not budge have you ever seen the ones outside Whole Foods they're way worse yeah dude but that's that's what you get for shopping the Whole Foods on but you know what's funny is if you cuz you know like I I eat at Whole Foods like right outside so I get to see the all the interactions most people do stop because they're the kind of people that are if they're with someone they want to show that they're going to stop and listen it's very suck upy you know what I mean
5:02 like if if there's two people yeah like look at me one dude will always pass that ████ but if there's two or more hang on a sec yeah so what is this it's like you don't give a ████ man call him something but I can't dude I I do a strategy where I put my headphones in and I make the meanest look I could have and that usually works they don't talk to me what about the kids selling chocolate for like uniforms for football some of them uh yeah I usually walk right past them like sorry bro I don't got nothing I got VMO I was like don't have VMO and I just keep walking that's kind of mean but I do I buy a whole box of chocolates from them and say have fun with your drugs I would love if that you said that to the one kid that really was getting uniforms no it's usually like we're trying to fundraise for a trip to Magic Mountain yeah or something like that we want a field trip and then you see their
5:54 like Dad in the car that was like man he's ████ making you hustle huh dude there was a kid hust something like that at the gas station um right by my place and it this mom she had like three daughters like young daughters and she was making them like she wasn't even watching them she was making them walk over and talk to different people about uh buying like juice or something like little girls like so walking far as ████ i' SE I've seen that most of the time she wasn't even watching them so sad it's super sad or she's going to be a great salesperson in the future or that too the gypsies mhm well I guess that wouldn't be a job would it gypsies I mean you guys see those gypsies in Ben eyes that's always go like yo fundraiser for my kid with uh brain trauma and you're like look the kid's in their ████ arm you're
6:44 like this is a ████ lie it's a scam mine's not so much the occupation but how they do it which one I ████ hate it when like a Postmates person uh can't find where you you're at and they pretend like no one else can either oh yeah yeah yeah like 7,000 other people came here just fine dude the ████ Maps direct dire I'm like you might want to check because it it takes me all the way over here you may want to adjust something I'm like literally 9,000 other people ████ Chinese workers at came here just yesterday we can't even read signs can't even read signs and they ████ got here even when you give them Det detailed instructions that's true in the notes yep still can't do it nope
7:35 it's a choice I know that you're like a hustler but do you respect dudes that are trying to hustle you every time are you like oh I I get it that's cool or are you annoyed by guys that are trying to stop you to like sell shoe cleaner when you're just walking by I actually support them I support them yeah I do I support them like he's like cleaning my shoes like but if he's just cold stone and quiet you know what I mean then I'm just like no personality whack all you know do is hustle you start criticizing yeah I'm just like that's not how you do it buddy but if someone goes yeah and throws a fat joke or something like that then I crack up once and I'm like all right I'm buying it waste of money but I'm buying it I'll support you that's cuz he's trying yeah he's trying personality plus hustle I'm I like it I tell him no even when I really want it wow what what what message do you
8:25 think that sends that sometimes in life you got to say no and people are going to tell you no and then later I go and I go ████ dude I needed that shoe cleaner so bad that's a funny sales uh training where you tell the guy sometimes people really want it and you're the reason they won't buy it you're just annoying it's true though it is yeah I've been I was going to buy a car but I'm not ████ buying it from you now yeah like you just don't want to help him out yo me me and Tiff were looking for a mattress and uh went to mattress for for no no we're about to though we're at Macy's we're like let's just check out some stuff let's just lay on some mattresses and the guy comes over hey you guys need help we're like no dude I think I know how to check out mattresses thank you I was like kind of rude and ████ and then like 20 minutes later he's like hey w't you guys lay on
9:15 this one and he's like you see how this one doesn't support your low back and I was like oh yeah I told you for that that's why they're there to help dude and then he's like let me show you this one and I was like I laid on that mattress and I'm like oh dude this this one really hurts he's like yeah see it's too soft and I go oh ████ this guy knows what he's talking about that's why you got to talk to people man and I go I go hey man and then he's like we're talking and he's like here's my card and I was like okay man I'm going to buy if I buy mattress here we're going to hit you up he got we got his card and uh you know that's when I realized that I'm a ████ ████ what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and check out all the beautiful stuff we have for you it's super duper access for only our super duper
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10:58 mean you wouldn't have B your blinds otherwise yep see true I always interact if they came up to me I'm like yo if I was a president which mattress would you have and I get lots of information out from this ████ but you know how sometimes like when you're not what it want to talk to people not even that what it really was is like I don't know what I'm looking for yet sure you know what I mean so like I was like you're still green so it's like like I have to try out a couple mattresses to be like oh I like this what do you think of this that's how you ask you go Yo which mattress if I'm ████ is going to give me the most bounceback or the less s but sometimes you know sometimes I just get nervous man no is that ever happen to you no maybe I'm the guy that ask too many annoying questions no but you are very forward with that at least you're giving them something to work with sales people need something you know like even when I was check checking out jiujitsu schools I was like yo what's your guys' like promotion schedule like cuz I see those viral videos where a guy's like a
11:48 brown belt and then out of nowhere they tie a black belt and the guy's like oh my ████ god like that or do you guys promote like quarterly like I feel like and then afterwards like we'll go talk me and G will go talk to like the owners or whatever and we come back I don't know I don't got that much information I got a ton of information you want to know how to promote but then true but then later I think I'm like ████ was I that ████ annoying guy that's asking question after question after question yeah I guess it's only Annoying if it's very clear that you're not going to do it yeah like I don't want to waste anyone's time you know like some people are like that where they're just not they're just criticizing your business now they're not even like trying to get ████ ████ yeah exactly ████ ████ well you know what you know what I'm kind of like weird on like I had zero respect for this but I guess it's a thing in Anime conventions it's like a really big thing there's people
12:38 now that they'll just use Ai and make s████████ of merch to sell with like different anime things on it and it's all like bootle uh stuff so it's all like um sometimes it's AI sometimes it's just Deviant Art they'll just collect uh artwork that other people have done put it on a mug put on the table $29.95 or whatever but then also at the same time somewhere out there a kid saw that and it was exactly what he wanted so it's hard to say that it's totally ████ you know what I mean like maybe he did want a Dragon Ball kite that doesn't exist in the real world but then this guy made it because he just makes everything you know so it's hard to say it's it's ████ because you have different vendors that all made their own handmade stuff that's all their art and then you have these guys that are just counterfeit ████ you know what I mean so it kind of sucks to be next to them I do appreciate people that work at
13:28 places that give you the load like you're like oh I'll have the whatever like you don't want the whatever thank you sir you want that's the tactic though that's that's the best that's the tactic what do you mean no I want that the tactic is trust me cuz this sucks here's something better yeah it's upsell here's the upsell yeah or what if it's a what if it's a way to get you to buy it where he's like you don't want that one you don't want that one man that's for that's for real man I'm a man yeah yeah psychology give me the casserole you know like those stories where like they're like yeah this this ████ car salesman was an ████ to me so they didn't think I can afford it so I went back to that dealership and I bought three cars and I'm all like you got got bro wow you showed them you bought that Lamborghini
14:20 it's like you could have gone to the ████ Ferrari dealership and not gave him the business yeah or buy from a different person somewhere else the same car it's like it's that pretty woman you know they would just want to walk in and be like now you're ████ working for me and I'm like you still gave them ████ tons of money and commission like who won It's Like Home Alone 2 where he's at the they make fun of him and he has the credit card it's like dude yeah they're still getting money off you kid the best ████ is to spend it on their competitor exactly yeah that really shows them I know it's like oh I spent money at your establishment now you make more money off of me when it comes to sales it is pretty easy to like not respect certain sales people the way they're doing it like you said especially like as soon as I walk into a store at the mall if they're looking down and they just say welcome come on in and they're not even looking at you I immediately I'm like
15:10 I'm going to go somewhere else yeah just because that's so like I know you've had a long day or whatever the ████ but that's such an easy thing to do one time I I had a barber bare minimum yeah bare minimum I went to a new Barber Shop cuz my barber was out of town and the guy my appointment was at 2:00 and he texts me and goes hey can you come at 2:30 and I was like I was like ████ well yeah yes I needed a haircut that day so I was like all right ████ it I went at 2:30 and a dude comes out like with his boys just like smell like pot and like you know I was like all right dude this is ████ really annoying and it's like he was a nice kid he gave me a good haircut but it's like ████ like that where I go well I'm never going to go see him again yeah I'm never going to see him again like that was it that's such a great thing to tell him but I'm never going to see you again now yeah yeah cuz you ████ up you ████ up yeah you delayed my schedule so you can get high dude yeah and it's like if you have guy in the chair okay I get it like you know I feel
16:02 bad that like my respect for Barbers just went down a little bit cuz there's something that happened but then I know it's not fair to do that but cuz I haven't gotten my hair cut out of Barber in ████ I got a good Barber for you if you need one decades I have a cuz I just cut my own hair but then like I was like you know what today might feel good to get my haircut by someone else so then I went to the barber like really close to me over down in Lincoln Heights and then this dude was like making it his job to make me feel like I can't get him like I walked in randomly cuz it's the closest place and I was like hey what's up man like um like how does it work here you guys like do Watkins whatever he was just like he was in the middle of a client thing and he's talking to me he's like bro Watkins I wish man he's like I'm not I can't take you till like maybe next Wednesday or the Wednesday after he's like you can go on the site and you can make a Reser
16:54 like he can reserve he's one of those I'm so busy he was taking 10 minutes to ████ explain this he's just stressed out this guy but then like are you also just trying to like look feel so booked like it's a ████ haircut I can do it myself I just thought it would be cool and then this dude he took so long just to tell me he can't take me like bro that makes me want him even more can I just bar your clippers I'll do it right now it just made it literally reinforced it made me remember why I cut my hair since I was you didn't go like oh is this a famous Barber Shop who are you hey but you know what it is though if who are you if you find a legit Barber that you could trust that's reliable that you can count on oh vins bro everybody goes to get the latest Vietnamese gossip oh that is that that hood one that like all the gangsters go to Y and all the the brothers there they all be arguing all
17:45 day it's it's wonderful it's Vietnamese Chinese is the best though but they're they're American I mean they all speak English in there I just wanted a place really close to me and that was a close one n dude oh yeah subie you cut hair yeah yeah he actually is really good yeah n dude you so far no I'll come to you no I don't want you to do all that what kind of Clippers you got damn I got the wall I got the freaking he got wall wall which wall dude I got the freaking SC gas dude I'm Gucci blade see I don't even know it's all good the Maserati of Clippers no right I'll come to you I've always wanted to cut his hell no dude that's not I'm not trying to do that no let me cut your hair s here the whole time like right but you know what I'm talking about you know how like you know how like some Barbers they just can't stop
18:35 telling you how ████ busy they are then how do you have time to tell me that I totally get it I just don't like when people hit me up like at 11:00 p.m. like yo I'm out at I'm out at midnight no this dude has I get a haircut I'm like what the ████ he had a straight up shop so I was like it makes sense someone could walk in there but then he was he acted like the door was supposed to be locked that's weird man you know what I don't think there is a job that I look down on at all but I think the way a person carries themselves in the act of their job is what I look down upon so like some people they take pride in their work and there's something about that that's very like oh that's so cool like from being a janitor to all the way from CEO like there's it's yeah there's some type of like pride and then they do
19:26 it well and you're just like the skill behind it like even guys that are like ████ doing like when they bartend right they're like flipping the ████ cup they're doing like extra ████ like even the Turkish ice cream guy ████ making all the kids mad with the flipping of the ice cream and ████ found an angle man all these people yeah see the guys that stack watermelons crazy crazy yeah there's and then there's like janitors out there that are like just always ████ the place is always spotless or like I don't know there's just something about it that I think or even the table you know like the nice restaurants they got a dude that's just scraping tables oh let me get that for you and then they do it in like a way like like they're ████ like like shaving shaving the table and ████ oh that's aesthetic bro they make a pattern before they take it all off you're just like
20:17 dude did that the way you did that made me feel good man I've been at some hotels where you look at the ████ bed and everything and it looks like like a magazine like like somebody just made this like it's a piece of art and I'm like man that's crazy and I'm paying an extra hundred bucks for this I can't even do this for my own bed true yeah but I don't know I think some people they do look at it as like these jobs or low jobs these jobs are high jobs and then um there is a bit of snobbery like I see the way uh suit people would like treat contractors or someone that they feel is below them the way that they talk to them and and like like when I see it I'm just like damn you ████ exist that's so weird oh yeah Finance Bros yeah I think like office workers
21:08 they they talk to each other different than the way that they talk to like the maintenance guy or whatever like I've seen it and and and it's just a weird kind of observation I'm like oh ████ you don't treat me like that you treat me like much more ████ up no I'm just kidding
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