0:00 [Music] No way. Right. >> No, I don't. Bart Barton is the first Barton I know. Does that mean it's also Burton and Borton? >> Borton. >> My dad made it up. >> Hey, Barton. Borton. Burton. >> When you say all three like that, it's kind of cool. >> My friend, >> he actually doesn't like it. Look at him. >> Don't call me that. That's traumatized, dude. My mom, my friend's mom, as a kid, my best friend, um, his mom thought my name was Buttons. >> Oh, you should have told us that. You shouldn't have told us that. But the first call to call me Button. >> Oh ████ We're going to call you Buttons.
0:51 >> Buttons. >> You sound like a like a mobster or something. Oh ████ that's Button's quad. >> It's got to be something like super like non-threatening. That's what makes it scary. >> Oh ████ Your dad made that up. Barton. >> You just made it up, dude. That's crazy. >> I've never heard of Barton in my life. >> Buttons. I want you to go take No Face and shoot flat top. >> Does that mean growing up you would have have to write Barton on like all your ████ I wrote Barton all the way up until first grade when uh I think that's when the Simpsons came out and all my friends just started calling me Bart and I was like, "Okay, that feels more normal." And then there's something on TV so it's like easier to relate to. >> Wow. Okay. >> Barton means you would have been beat up. Hell >> Barton. >> Yep. And then my mom and then we I used to play on the uh on my street outside.
1:41 Remember like the '90s childhood where everyone plays on the street and then saw how my mom would come out to get me for dinner. She would be like, "Bachin." >> All my friends on my street call me Bachin. >> Oh, that sounds kind of cool. >> Bachin sounds hella Chinese. >> Did you know what Bart Simpson was when people kept calling you Bart? >> Bachan TV's taped up. >> That's what I was thinking. Dude, it's such a cool name to have. Dude, that's so cool. Yeah, as a kid on >> my TV. I can't watch it. But I'm like, "Oh, everybody start calling me Bart." And then they know there's like Bart man. They're like, "Hey, what's up, Bart man?" I'm like, "Oh, this is kind of cool. It's working out for me." >> Dude, it's really cool. >> It's way better than botan. >> Yeah, way better. Or Buttons. >> Buttons is hella funny. Buttons squad.
2:31 >> Uh, what? >> What other names are out there that What other names are out there that that will get you beat up as a kid? >> Probably Adolf. Oh, >> not not back then. >> What do you mean back then? >> Would they even know what that was as a kid? >> Well, would you care? >> I think they would find out. >> You wouldn't be outraged about it as a kid. >> It doesn't sound funny. It has to sound like Adolf. >> Adolf don't sound funny. >> As a teenager, you probably you probably, right? But like as a as a kid, like a elementary school, Adolf don't sound funny to you. >> What about just >> Rudolph? Rudolph sounds funny. >> Don't flunker in. >> One letter changes everything. >> Yeah. Adolf. >> Adolf. >> I don't think Adolf is that. It's It's not that bad. The second half, you know, that's the one that gets everybody. >> Yeah. >> I just wanted a regular name like Gary or something. >> Eugene. >> Gary's a ████ beatable name, dude.
3:22 >> Damn. >> Gary Eugene Buttons Quan >> or Bachan. >> Bachan. I kind of like Bachan. >> Bachan. The only time one of the most angry times was when I was a second grade. I was at the playground and then someone's like, "Hey yo, what's up bartender?" And I was like, "Don't call bartender." And I didn't even know what that meant. I didn't know, but I could just tell that he was using it in a ill way like like uh ill ill intent. Don't call me bartender. >> I was so ████ pissed. >> Bartender. >> When I was a kid, I used to get mad when people say they would always go Nick Nickelodeon. I'd be like, "That's so funny. N Oh, yeah. Cuz that that theme song, right?
4:13 >> Shut up. My name is Nicholas. >> Yeah. You can't really make fun of Anthony, huh? >> Anthony. >> I mean, that's like >> The only people who make fun of it make fun of it now. >> Anthony. >> Yeah. It's a pretty normal name. >> Yeah. >> That's what I want. >> I didn't like my name, though. I hate it. >> Really? What did you want to be? >> I don't know. I just thought Tony. >> Tony. Well, I'm gonna start calling you. >> Well, my family my family will still call me Tony. Like my sister calls me Tony. >> They call you Tone. >> Tony. >> If I didn't have a >> If I didn't have a Tony Tran in our crew, I think a lot of people will call me Tony. >> Really? What the heck? Cuz I I have a lot of family members. >> Don't do that. >> We found it. We found it. >> Don't do that, Ryan. >> What's wrong with that? >> What? What do you say? >> His real name. >> Anthony. >> I like that better. >> Tony Lee. >> Anthony. >> Tony Lee sounds cool.
5:03 >> Anthony Lee. Tony Lee starring Tony. >> Tony Lee. >> Gay guy. Number five. >> I would trip out when I met like a dude named Taylor. >> Taylor. >> That's a girl's name. >> Cuz then is that cuz the first Taylor you met was like a was a girl? >> The first like three Taylor I met were girls. >> Hella white dudes named Taylor though. >> That's what I mean. But like the first like three people I met that were Taylor were like all like white girls that maybe I had crushes on. I don't know. But >> Oh, that's why. >> Yeah. You know, >> and then I was like, why do I have a crush on this guy now? Yeah, it's a boy's name. I'm supposed to have a crush on you. >> Cuz a lot of the white names I met, they would be like unisex for white people like Kelly. >> Skyler >> or Skyler Taylor is kind of interesting, too. What's your middle name again? >> I don't have one. >> Oh, >> which I'm also sad about. >> How come they never gave you one? >> I don't know. >> Do they not do it in Vietnamese? >> Silent pause.
5:54 >> Do they have middle names in Vietnamese culture? No, we would take our Vietnamese names and put it in the middle, but like that's not like a legal middle name. >> Oh, what's your what is your name again? >> Tan Tan. >> That's kind of close to >> It's already in. >> Antani. >> Now you guys are making it worse. >> Antoni, >> you know what I mean? hurt my feelings. >> Banan [Music] your middle name is DS, huh? >> Joseph DS >> Ma >> Mista. No, I I think I had the funniest one. It was uh Joseph Mama. So then people call me Joe Mama. >> Damn, that's really your middle name. >> My last my No, my last name was spelled
6:45 like M O M A. But did it did it hurt your feelings when they would call you that? >> No, I got used to it. >> Even when they went mama. >> No, I never had that. >> That's annoying. Even if that's not your name. >> Mama. >> Only only Steve would say like that. >> I always felt like that was such bait. Mommy. >> That's what they were called. >> I thought it was I thought it was such bait cuz like the way I knew him, I was like like as soon as I saw his name in the directory, >> I was like, "Oh, ████ Joe Mama." And I looked at him, I'm like, "Oh, ████ I probably shouldn't make fun of that guy." Sounds like you would stab me. >> This fool looks hella scary. I'm like, "Look at this bait." Try to get people to make fun of so you can kill them. >> Don't quote me. >> Yeah, because people be like, "Yeah, that's Joe Mama." I'd be like, "That's not his name." >> I've always liked people laughing at me. Even if it was like at my dispense, >> you look like you liked it.
7:35 >> But I I I when you get to know me, I was a joker. Like we always played >> like you know Eddie too. Like he Yeah. We all joked around all the time. Yeah. >> So, I never really had that. Maybe I'm not a good target cuz I don't react in the same way and I want more attention. So, I'm like, >> that's pretty funny that that you look so mean, but you want people to play with you. >> I know. >> Come on. Make fun of me. >> What about my name? >> My name's dumb, right, guys? >> No, do me. And they're like, >> you're standing there like this. >> Yeah. Someone told me a joke and I'll be like, "All right, do me. Do me. Do me now." >> And they're like, "I don't want to." No ████ do it. Make fun of me. >> Okay. >> I can roll with it. >> Ryan, what's your middle name? >> My middle name is Ryan. >> Ryan. Ryan. >> What's your What's your real name?
8:25 >> My My first name is Daniel. >> Daniel. >> My middle name is Ryan. >> Danielle. Ryan. >> Daniela. >> Daniela. Daniela. >> I feel like Filipinos got like five names. >> Yeah. >> Daniel Ryan. John Jacob Jr. John Jacob Jr. >> I'm a Smith. >> John Jacob Jr. And then they got like a Spanish last name. They have they have family nicknames. >> You actually have a normal name. I feel like >> a more Filipino name would be Rananiel. >> Like >> Rananiel Dian. >> Yeah. Or like Jobert or something like that. >> Or like a Rambert. I don't know. Ramert. >> Yeah. Rambert. There's a lot of weird >> Did they combine names or something? >> Yeah. You Yeah. A lot of parents they the Filipino from that generation they like to combine the husband >> because it's a Rachel and then a Robert come together as >> it always makes a freak show ass name
9:15 like >> Filipinos I know have crazy names like ████ Genevie like some Renaissance name >> when we were doing articles every year we would always have an article article of like new Filipino names and one of them would always be like co or like Gatorade or some ████ remember like >> Gatorade Gatorade or some ████ >> Gatorade Gatorade Nita's uh legal first name is Nita Nina Dominique. >> See, >> her whole first name is Nina Dominique. >> What a drag. >> That's normal. That's normal Filipino. >> It's technically Nina Dominique. Yeah. It's not hyphenated. It's like one that's like legal on her password type stuff. And I was always like, well, when I was first dating her, I used to just think like Nah's like the nice one. And then when she gets all like snappy and like hood at me, Dominic, >> I'm like, that's Dominique coming out. >> She gets hood. But then but then it's because her her dad's legal name cuz her dad's name is Rocky, but like that's his like American
10:05 name, but his legal name is Domingo. >> Sick. >> There you go. >> So that's where it came from. >> They always be like doing this ████ to you. But yeah, I didn't get >> Nina gets mad. Does she raise her voice? >> No. >> She never yells. >> She just gets hood. >> Hood? >> She gives you side eye. >> Says n word every other word. >> Pots and pans at you. >> She gets >> like that. >> Yeah. >> Oh ████ >> Not as much anymore. She looks up her shirt and she has a pistol. She like, "Yo, >> she gets >> you want to ████ test." >> Hey, you want to say that again? >> Do something then. Do something then. >> She pulls out a knife. She's like, "What?" >> She used to be a lot more like randomly like ratchet like stuff when she was younger. >> Yeah. >> I think she like grew up a little bit. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Now she's a health career. >> What's your middle name? >> It's Jong. >> Oh yeah. Jon J A R O N. >> J I Shanghai noon name. >> I was hoping you tell me.
10:55 >> J like like like family. J I A >> Jau. >> No, but like what kind of >> It's like jiho >> or what? >> Or ad Jio is >> How you going to have a Chinese name? You don't know how to spell it? >> They don't even tell me. >> There's no spelling. >> You don't spell. There is >> you. >> It's just a Chinese character. >> It's a stamp. It's a stamp. >> You can't sound it out because there's different words with the same pronunciation. >> No, I need to know the Chinese one, not the English. >> Okay, I got you, dude. >> It's not the same. Oh yeah, >> son. Nicholas J. >> That's it. >> Cuz Jack could be family. Jack could be add like go like add like J could be a lot of things. >> Add >> add family. >> What's that? >> Hey Nicholas Gong J. That's how >> Chinese phrases is J means like let's go. >> Oh, you're a battlecry. >> So it could be there's like so many
11:46 different like >> that's cool. Nicholas let's go done. >> Let's go. But what is wrong too? >> Nicholas let's go done. Let's go. >> You can mean how concentrated something is. >> That's cool. That's That's what they're hoping. >> That's probably That's probably what yours is. >> How concentrated something is, >> dude. But Button squan, dude. >> Button is probably the best. >> You guys going to give your kids ethnic ass names. >> I want to define >> Tiff wants to make them Spanish and I was like, we can't throw one Chinese name in there. And then she's like, we already have Dun. And I was like, that's not >> Dun's not even Chinese. >> Plum sounds good. >> Plum. >> Plum. Peso. Puma Dunn. >> I love that guy. >> What Chinese name is Dunn? Is that Dun? >> No, they they ████ it up. It was supposed to be our I think our original last name was Tin. >> What the? >> Yeah, but they were like, "Yeah, whatever." >> S. >> Yeah. I asked my dad. I was like,
12:36 "What's the What's the English spelling?" He's like, "I don't know." >> That's what he says. Letters here, man. >> That sounds like some tsn. >> Yeah. Like ts n g or something. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's what we're hoping for, >> dude. Daniel. >> Daniel. >> That's my name. >> Daniel Dunn. >> But then they never called me that because my dad got I think the stories that he was getting annoyed >> cuz uh people would like my family members would say my name and he would go, "Huh?" >> Oh, ████ the kid. All right. Like cuz his name's Daniel. His name's also Daniel. So he's like, "Come on, guys." Like >> Daniel. Daniel. Honestly, that's on him. Yeah. He >> Why did you a junior or No. >> No, I'm not a junior. But then he just got annoyed that like he kept hearing his name when people are trying to talk about >> I didn't think that was going to happen. >> I didn't foresee this. >> Yeah. So then so he started his name and
13:26 then he named you Daniel. But you're not a junior. >> Cuz it's uh you his middle name is different. >> Oh >> and he didn't they didn't junior me. His middle name is like a completely different >> Oh. When you match the whole thing you become a junior. I didn't know that. >> Apparently that's what he said. >> Or the second or the third. >> I think you could just name them a junior even if they're not. >> Yeah. That's what that's what Brownie is, right? You could just make him a junior. >> Yeah, they call him Bronny James Jr. But maybe it's because they're nickname. >> But Bronny is nickname. His real name is Would you, if you had a kid, would you ever name him yourself? I would. That would be my name. >> I think my friend after yourself >> is the you know how like some people have like the second or the third in his name. He's the third. >> Wow. >> And I didn't I was like, how do you even put that in your thing? Cuz I was buying a ticket for him. >> That means he's the junior junior junior. >> Yeah. So it's I I I >> Wow. >> Cuz I put it I was like, hey, this is your last name. And he goes, "Yeah, it's and then the third." And I'm like, "So,
14:16 do I put like three RD?" And he goes, "No, you put I I I >> I would have done 3 RD." >> Do I put the >> turd, >> sir? But I didn't know it goes in your last name. >> You don't know. Of course, you know how to type it. It's like Roman noodles. Like when we study like French dictators and ████ >> But I never pressed that into ████ the thing. >> Yeah. To like get a flight. >> That's scary. That's nerve-wracking. Honestly, >> you would name your kid Nick Jr.? >> I don't ████ lie, dude. >> I didn't know Nick Junior. Is it Nick Junior channel? >> Yeah. ████
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