0:00 thank you [Music] so there's this guy and he's selling a hoodie on Facebook Marketplace and then he screenshots his conversation with the person that wants to buy it because it is very remarkable what happens remarkable what happened word from Ryan he's got this hoodie that's um I guess it's kind of rare so he's selling it for like 140 and then uh this girl responds and goes hey yes so she goes um how about how about I I give you a little extra favor and then you discount me uh the price let me tell you something dude I fantasize about things like this
0:50 every day [Laughter] every day yeah all right and it's always a yes and I always feel like who are these lucky guys who are getting these ████ mess here read read it out loud this is so this is you gotta sell more stuff on Poshmark being a girl this is what the girl's saying to the guy I'm gonna be a little yeah I'm gonna be a little cheeky would you do 110 and a ████ on collection thirty dollars off ████ I got it my friend but if you can keep it a secret okay wow 30 if not I'll go get you cash what do you think he said in response you should send me a photo oh that's that's very good that's probably that's probably the best but Facebook is skewed sometimes that's
1:40 probably the next best thing so he'll know what she's on his Instagram Facebook Marketplace first of all blow job messenger so if I got that message I'm a ████ because I'd be like this is a setup and I delete the message or something yeah not even under covers like yeah I'm gonna get robbed yeah Rob you're ████ robbed or some ████ is it till I finish oh good question I'm gonna be too nervous and not even get hard yeah do we get coffee first how about I eat you out no the sweater is 170. dude
2:33 I think he said yes if he's a real one but the real one but if he's like there's this thing you gotta look at keywords yeah she was cheeky yeah she's from She's British British he's a white guy well first of all I don't even know how to say that ew Europe um he's good um sorry and haven't had that offer before funny though I'm gay so I'll take the cash unless your boyfriend's interested wow what a good answer what a waste is that a waste every guy's
3:23 fantasy and it actually happens but it doesn't ████ match yeah dude well maybe because she thought he was handsome and clean I'll still get a discount from being nice oh that's still a way so because she looks like a ████ for saying I have a boyfriend keep a secret please yeah but maybe the boyfriend like maybe he did the deed maybe she convinced him which is why it's cool to talk about it you know a 40 discount 30 dude imagine you're not even gay but you'll suck another day so your girl can buy a hoodie at thirty dollars less even though she or she said it first speaking about the guy um babe can come in the kitchen real quick um can you do me a favor what what
4:16 I don't want to ████ do it thirty dollars you're like fine ████ cashmere it's for me you don't get ████ for me all right has anything like this ever happened to you where you were offered something yeah gay guys blow me all the time dude not for a discount but offered sex in exchange for something let me tell you something oh go ahead bro I need to hear this what this old came from this is crazy I was in high school uh I was living with my dad I think I was 15 or 16. yes my dad rents out the other two rooms two roommates From This Moment On take your time
5:13 that couldn't make rent my dad told me he's gonna kick her out like next week or whatever uh four or five in the morning she comes and knocks on my door she comes huh because your dad's gonna kick me out is there anything I can do for you to convince him to to let me stay whoa and I was like I don't think you know our relationship ████ what what's your age difference at this point I don't know she was nasty though oh 60. don't know is there anything you can do you're on the story for me I think I was I think I was 16 and she had double D's I think oh that's not bad dang dude and she was like 16 and a half so it was like kind of cool for you she was like
6:06 oh ████ definitely it's going south highly illegal too yeah it was it was illegal it was one of the good foot massages though maybe that's what she meant like I'm Really Gonna reflex that's what she was insinuating I think at 4am in the morning and then she was I don't think she was wearing a bra either like just hear things pointing around in there they were moving so I was like ████ close the door you just close the door she said is there anything I can do and you're like and she ended up getting kicked out hey rant ████ close the door that's weird how come she didn't do that to your dad maybe she did I don't know but it was it was maybe she just did and then I tried my son I don't know that's good try that guy he's a ████ person anyways oh I don't think I got a oh boy your dad
6:58 just set that up for you oh I know he's ████ made you ████ definitely weird because when someone's knocking on your room like at 4am in the morning when you wake up you're like what the ████ happening what the hell is happening you know yeah and then so when you open the door okay it's the roommates long time what do you want you think like her car broke down or something you know and she's like is there anything I could do to you know stay is her hand up like that yeah she's trying to be here you couldn't tell if she's trying to be seductive in as much as a 99 Ranch lady Can Be You Can Tell She's trying to be seductive she had some Teresa tang in the background what's up for a game then like she should have had a ████ radish or something a rash yeah baby yeah that was that was that was really weird that's the only time wow never some
7:48 for some British fantasy I never had them the only thing that was weird like that was when my this girl would go to the house and we go swimming and they were gonna sister that was like 17 we're like all like 50 no ████ we're like in sixth grade what is that anyways that's not the point the point of the story is demons that she was like talking about like we heard her talking to her friend talking about she's giving like ████ at school and then I was like what the hell remember all my homies were like even though we're sixth grade we're like from the hood so we like felt older so we're like oh ████ how about you suck our dicks and she was like she's like I was like I would have you ever got your dick sucked and I was like let me see I suck your dick right now
8:38 and I'm like oh ████ or in front of everyone so she was just like yeah let's see then let's see I think she she you know she knew I was gonna be you know I didn't want to move my dick dude like that sixth grade because you're looking I didn't want to pull my baby dick out you guys have to put the homies like they're all gonna first now everybody's gonna be like yo that's your dick dog you know what I mean that was gonna be like so I was like I'm not confident it wasn't there yet it is uh is it gonna keep growing luckily it hasn't but I'll say maybe he's getting some you know some more growth and ████ and I just was too afraid to do it but she called me out told me to whip it out she was just gonna do it she would have but I remember I just Frozen I was like oh you're crazy like in the room Roman ████ down it's just like right here nothing like in the room
9:29 all right but dude's gonna scare everyone okay that's the only time I ever got offer like a ████ like that you know how we Throw the uh in front of the annual Halloween party and then we don't we it's it's very strictly guest list only yeah and then uh one time we were throwing it at the Parlor in Hollywood and one of the bartender girls like invited some friends to like come and they got stopped at the front and they were like oh no it's like invite only and then uh then she called me over and she was like can you let my friends in I'm like no I don't know him and she's like I will suck your dick if you just let these guys in please and then they came in I feel like you're the type of guy that's like and it was a great party that's a good answer no I just let him in I swear right you're wild you look at that type of guy who's like I need you to get the ████ out of my face
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