0:00 And we have compiled the top 10 things that qualify you to be a high value man in 2026. Argue with us here, okay? >> Yeah. >> Number 10, we're ranking this here, going top to bottom. Bottom to top, I don't know. Doesn't simp. Holds boundaries, won't over give, never texts first. >> No, well, I don't believe in that. >> I mean, the never texting is very specific, but never simp is for sure. >> first, but I do agree ████ are the way too thirsty. Like if you're the thirsty, I think it comes across to the chick like, "Oh, this guy never gets any play or doesn't have any game or whatever." That doesn't make you a high value man. A high value man you have so many ████ options, you're not going to be a simper. >> Let's Let's speak in layman's terms. What are like two to three examples of simping in a text or something like that today? >> Begging for love. >> Bro, yeah, just don't load her down with
0:50 messages. >> ████ that I would do like in junior high, you know, [laughter] you're like you text like or not text, but you're like like you write a message or whatever like, "Hey, oh, what are you doing?" It's like been 5 minutes. "Oh my god, are you okay?" >> Oh, you You didn't even give me a call or text me right now just to check double check. Oh my god. You know, because I'm such a good guy and I care about your safety. You know, "Hello? Yeah, yeah, I texted you like 5 minutes ago. >> [laughter] >> You didn't even respond. I'm outside." >> You just can't be needy. You got to be a provider, not like a ████ I need this, you know what I mean? That ████ sucks. >> When you're um friend zoned and just hoping one day she'll realize what a good guy you are and then she'll finally marry you. Like there's hella simps like that. That's like the definition of a simp, though. Like a dude be ████ She'll He'll drop her off to go get boned and then he'll come pick her up and be her Uber. >> Drop her off to get [laughter] >> That's some simp ████ dude. That ████ That ████ is crazy. I seen that ████ happen. Like ████ dude.
1:41 >> [laughter] >> All right, number nine, grooming and style. Dresses well, smells good, groomed. >> That's important. >> Yeah, but if you do too much, you gay. >> That's true, yeah. Too much is is really bad, yeah. >> Too anything is too. That's why it's too much. >> Too Too groomed really is like a turn off, for sure. >> Oh, like it's like a a a part of your identity almost. >> And you take longer than a girl? >> Yeah, you can't be more than her. You just can't be more than her, yeah. >> You can't be more than like I think like let's say if there's like dirty as ████ and then there's ████ too groomed and the middle if it's like clean like clinically clean one layer above that. So you're clinically clean and then maybe a splash of cologne, a little bit of this, just a little bit. >> Yeah, you care about how you project to other people in society as well. Like you ain't you ain't wearing cologne for you, you're wearing it so the other people like enjoy the smell of you.
2:31 >> Yeah. And they know that you care. >> But it is a little bit like it it's kind of like a funny thing though because that in theory that just seems really like gay and like stupid to be that guy, but a lot of time those guys are the ones girls do like. They make fun of it at the same time, but they are still into it. >> Very it's very surgical for him to say it like that. It's like there's clinically clean and then just above it. >> There's antibacterial >> and then [laughter] smell good on top of that. >> like Howie Mandel, how he won't shake anyone's hand, like that's ████ whack. >> But if you're high value you understand how to get a how to wear a suit, how to put on ties, like >> It's just if you're prissy about it, it's weird. >> Yeah, you know, but you know the you know the small rules, you know? You you know the the the presentation of it, you know like the the suit combinations, the color combinations. You just know the small rules. >> You're gentlemanly.
3:21 >> Yeah, but if you're like the guy that's like don't touch my hair, oh my god. Like That's ████ dumb. Like even even at my gayest I wasn't LIKE THAT. >> [laughter] >> WHO WON QUEST WAS IT? I WOULD JUST SAY don't be a married >> No, I was still the gayest one out of everybody for sure. >> Okay, number eight, social status and good friend group. >> Yeah, social status is is by that's a huge one for sure. >> You have to be respected by other men. Like other men have to be like I I ████ love this guy. This guy is amazing. >> And afraid of you, a little bit afraid of you. A little bit, a little bit, yeah. That's I think that's a pretty good gauge of like a high value guy because there is a pecking order with dudes. Like I don't know. You know, even if it's not like bullying or whatever, if you're like the new guy or if you're younger, you know,
4:11 you're kind of like you're going to get there one day, but you're not top dog, you know? >> I think you you have to hold some sort of authority. So even if you're like you're not like a ████ UFC fighter, but like let's say at your mechanic shop, people go, "Oh dude, that guy knows what he's talking about." There's a sense of like, "Oh ████ this guy he like he mastered or is an expert in some sort of area or craft." >> You know what's a really funny thing in this property of like social is that let's say that there's a guy, right? And this girl who's dating him, all of her girlfriends hate him, but all of the girls that don't know him are attracted to him. She's still going to date that guy. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? They're like, "What? He's such an ████ Why She's going to ████ date him if other girls like him." But then if other girls don't like him, but her friends love him, she's not going to date this guy. >> [laughter] >> It's kind of funny, right? >> Yeah. So weird. Yeah.
5:02 >> That's why it's like it's not who you are, man. It's >> It's like mass appeal mass appeal versus like centric like small circle appeal. >> Okay, number seven, purpose and a mission. Yeah, I think that goes into the the 10th one, too. Cuz I think when you're too available, it's like you ain't got nothing going on in your life. >> Yeah. >> But when you have a mission or you have something you're trying to do, then you got it going on. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Then it's sexy and it's contagious, right? >> That feels nice to know that you're on the road to something, too. >> know, cool. Let me I can help. I'll be on to be on the ride. >> I'mma go ████ bust some drug dealers, but let me pull over and bust you first. >> Jesus. >> [gasps] >> Imagine your purpose and your mission stay your purpose and your mission for a long time, though. You're just that starving artist forever. >> Yeah, I mean that sucks, though. some chicks they don't even mind because they're like they keep boning that starving or they
5:52 need they they need somebody to save too. You just got to find somebody who wants somebody to save. >> But you know how many homeless rock stars get like crazy play? They look like heroin addicts, weigh like 120 lb and then they're getting laid by women that are that weigh more than them. >> How many Joe? >> Way more than that. >> All right, number six. They they lead or they like they set the frame, you know? They they're the ones that make the plans, make the decisions, the wife often times follows. >> That's what all girls say they want. That's why they hate it when they go like, "What do you want to eat? What do you want to eat? What do you want to eat?" But then I think after you get together >> [laughter] >> you're just tired of ████ calling the shots or you're tired of calling the shots and then they go, "Uh, that again?" So I think there's a beginning lead and then later lead. I think those styles are kind of different, but ultimately they do want someone that leads all the time. >> change. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The
6:44 the tone of your leading changes. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. And then later it's >> And then later it's dude just doing everything. >> Yeah. >> Do you ask you do you ask Gio every time what she wants to eat? >> Um if I have an idea I just say it. Okay. But if it's just one of those, "Oh, are you hungry? I'm hungry." and I don't have an idea then I'm I will ask you. >> Yeah, yeah, sometimes I do. >> But at that point it becomes like a subconscious video game, right? It's like it's like every tell is meant to tell you something. >> It's definitely always better if I just pick it though. For both of us. >> Dude >> Don't even run into that argument, right? Cuz it's just avoid it all together. >> I think she also likes it better if I'm just like cuz I I know what she would like anyway. So if I just execute it, it's better than like if I ask her cuz then she's she's going to be like, "Oh, I don't know." >> But you know what my problem is, Joe?
7:34 >> What? >> I could eat the same thing every day. >> No, me too. But then >> So I'll be ████ She'll be like, "What the ████ again?" >> But then you accommodate for that, right? Because you're like you're not going to >> How? Yeah. I think I think the whole point of a relationship is accommodating >> Same way I can eat I can eat Chipotle every ████ meal of the day. But then I I've never gotten Chipotle for smack cuz I know she doesn't want to do that. So what do you say? You pretend? >> Yeah, I just I just eat something different with her. Like if but if it's just me by myself I'm eat the same ████ ████ over and over. >> Oh, you get something that she likes. So you just take her >> likes >> Burger King or something. >> Yeah, if I'm picking it's something she likes. >> What if her choice is ████ whack all the time? >> [laughter] >> Vegemite over and over? >> Kangaroo burger? >> Kangaroo [laughter] burger? >> All right, number five, fitness and physique. >> I think that's important.
8:24 >> That's biological and I think that's like in innately like physiological attraction. There's no way around that. >> That's our number five. >> that can be compensated by money like very easily. >> Yeah, that's true. I think money's probably up there, but then there's also a lot of rich dudes that could get laid, but they can't hold down any relationship cuz girls just don't stay. >> Yeah, or they cheat. >> Well, there's the player rich ones and there's the autistic rich ones that are like ████ annoying. So they have all this ████ money and then they're like, "God damn, I'm with this incel." >> Well, autistic and rich you have to be ████ annoying, dude. >> Those are two different skills though, getting a girl and keeping a girl I think are two different skills. >> And some people just don't have either and that's really ████ >> There's people that are celebrities that can't ████ get either. And I'm like, "You got all you got views, you got money,
9:14 but dude, you're a repellent to women, dude. Like they they they don't like you. Yeah." >> Number four, emotional stoicism. Doesn't react, unbothered, masks everything. >> Oh, to be >> That don't work, dude. >> That's more control. >> got me in trouble. That's when Jill goes like, >> [laughter] >> "You don't have any feelings. You're never vulnerable. You're f██████" And I'm like, "Ah, ████ So you want me to be like boo." >> But this ISN'T THIS ISN'T [laughter] YOU HAVE TO look up the Latina list for that. >> I'm like >> Also, I don't know if you're just emotional Stosius or if you >> Latina Latina's a total >> I feel like you just Stosius, you know what I mean? Like >> She's like, "Yeah, I don't even know what you're feeling inside." >> Bro, your AKA is robot. >> [laughter] >> Like, there's an extreme level that like >> And then she's Latina? Like, you're on ████ hard mode. >> I'm like, "I don't even know what I'm feeling inside sometimes."
10:05 >> [laughter] >> Okay, how about this? Number three, money and provider status. Six figures, owns >> That's just number one, I think. >> Well, here's number two, height, the 6-foot rule. >> Oh, actually that's number one. >> Argued about, most superficial one, instant fight. >> That's number one, my bad. >> Okay, let's say you go with >> That's number two. >> 5'5" 100 grand a year >> Uh-huh. >> versus 6 feet 50 6 feet 50 grand a year. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, for sure. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. >> For sure. >> Right? >> But it all But it all But >> No, no, no. But you know what? No, it depends on what age the woman is. >> Yeah, thinking about that, right? I was really thinking cuz she If she's in her 20s >> Like, you just walk in the club, you're just like, "Oh, ████ that guy's 6 feet." >> the younger we are, all we do is care about looks, like guys and girls. >> Yeah, if you're If you're in your 20s, yeah. >> Yeah, and you don't care about money. >> But also, what if you're older and you got all the money? 50 to 100k, you're
10:55 like, "F███ it, I don't care. Just give me the taller one then." >> Oh, yeah, true. Like, if you're >> On these ends. >> Yeah. >> But the middle one, when you're trying to be in the middle then maybe you're like, "Ah, ████ it, 5'5" 100 grand." This guy got Kaiser Permanente? >> [laughter] >> 5'5" 5'5" though to 6 feet is a big jump, bro. 7 inches. >> That is huge. >> 50 grand. >> jump, yeah. >> But 5 to 50 to 500k? >> Oh. >> I think I think always a woman's going to be like, "Well, he makes that much now, but maybe later." >> That's for sure though, because that guy that guy can always change how much he makes. >> a woman would be willing to take her chance that a guy who's really tall will make more money in the future than a short guy will grow. >> But I think it depends on where you are
11:46 in the world because if you're 5'5 making half a mil, you're the ████ king in Asia cuz all the girls are 5'2. >> You're going to go by freaking country? >> So just go to Asia. Like >> That's why people got to displace themselves. >> You can't go to ████ Denmark and be 5'5. Like they're going to be like >> [laughter] >> This is a child. >> even think they allow you in. >> No. >> I think if you go to Papua NEW GUINEA >> [laughter] >> GO TO SRI LANKA, DUDE. That's sick. >> Yeah, just be a whale in like a fish pond. >> Yeah, like hey, you if you're 300 lb, just go to Samoa, bro. Like that's where you'll get all your dates. >> No, go to Cook Islands. Cook Islands. >> Yeah, go in the most obese country in the world. Like then everyone's the same. Like ████ it. Yeah, be a passport bro, but for the country you belong. >> What's the number one one on there?
12:36 >> Uh it's a little bit more boring. He has options and abundance mentality. Never chasing, always the >> That's whack. >> That's the same ████ as don't be a simp. >> Yeah, that's like number 10. That's number 10. That's the whole thing. >> Number one should be height. Number two should be money. >> Okay, let's let's think about let's think about like this. If it's a he has options though, like we genuinely think about it, does that like fear of loss make them like a really high value man? >> I don't know if I don't know if women want to live like that though for the rest of their life. >> Oh, you know what though? Okay, I'm just saying the high value. You're talking about for example, you you just said a girl and all her girlfriends if the girlfriends don't like the guy, but then everybody else does, there's a fear of loss in play. >> Uh-huh. >> More importantly than there is just the satisfaction of mass appeal. >> Like you don't want to be the >> If it's just dating though, charisma and positive mindset and all that stuff go ████ miles.
13:27 >> It's okay, mayor. >> It does. >> No, >> no, no, no. Cuz that's I'm arguing for number one. Cuz that num that number one is not that. >> Oh, you really believe it. Okay. >> I ████ believe it. Like >> That's more than money and height? >> Yes, because look at all the examples where it wins. So, for example, right? If you don't have a good ████ mindset, you don't keep that money for a long time. If you're too cynical, nobody ████ likes you. No one wants to be around you. If you don't have a really good mentality, how the ████ are you going to go and conquer the world? >> But then the But then the girls have a filter on their dating app that takes you out cuz you're 5'7". >> [laughter] >> I'm talking long term, OKAY? I'M TALKING LONG TERM. SO, >> They'll never know you exist. >> if we did speed dating, right? Anthony smashes on all of us. I think if we had longer time, maybe we >> I'm last. That's what you're going to say. I'm last. [laughter]
14:17 Leveling the playing field. >> That But women, when they look at physical traits, it's not on their high tier like men. For men, it's like top three. For them, that's the initial. But how many times have you heard from a girl where it's like, "Oh, he was ████ fine, but like I can't stand that guy." >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah, but then she ████ him anyway. >> But it's like, "I can't stand that guy." Goes back to his apartment. >> talking about hooking up? Yeah, I would agree with physical hooking up. >> For hooking up, we have no chance. >> But then if we're talking about marrying, then high value is a whole different criteria. >> Yeah. >> That's where income Like why the ████ would income care mine like >> Income shouldn't even be a part of it if it's just hooking up. >> But even in Asian >> Oh, no, but it is because they want to know they didn't hook up with a broke dude. >> I guess. >> know if this is how it is in your guys's families, but even if you're like you're
15:07 past the dating phase and you're going to bring your your significant other home for the first time, if a girl brought home a guy that was 6 ft, I feel like the mom IS ALREADY LIKE, >> 100%. >> YEAH, BUT BEING 6 ft in Asia is like 8-ft. >> Yeah, yeah. But then they're already like But they're [laughter] already like But they're ALREADY LIKE, "WOW!" JOE'S STUCK IN ASIA ONLY >> You bring AWAY A FORGET WHAT THE ████ >> [laughter] >> WE'RE TALKING ABOUT 6-FT GUYS DON'T REALLY EXIST. >> [laughter]
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