0:00 no I didn't I didn't believe it but my friend said there was look you tried to prove it to me I was like bro you cannot be believing in this he believe you believe it can't believe you ████ believe this he said whole ████ I believe this oh ████ stupid was that [Music] you you guys hear about this Harvard uh you know study where they basically say hey we think that there are there's a UFO civilization that could be on the earth on the earth like in the water what that's what they say right that's what they've been saying well but not from Harvard research like this is kind of different or or are they just talking about West Hollywood no no no they're talking about ali aliens dude where what part of Harvard is saying this it just say
0:50 Harvard researchers Joe is it the online school or is are they talking about SK yeah the cuz that crazy those are aliens that'd be a great place to hide yeah honestly there're probably like flying saucers inside those tents so they say they say that an unidentified technologically advanced population could be living secretly on the Earth where and this from a new paper by researchers researchers at Harvard and Montana Technological University based on I feel like the whole earth is like got people everywhere so where the ████ can they be we already scanned Google Earth everywhere I think it's what subin says they have theories about it but we could talk about about it our theories about it for 8 minutes if you want no no I want to hear their he what are the theories cuz I think let's list ours first one is under the sea there's a space just like how we saw on the recent
1:42 ████ wakanda one there's a Mexican alien race Under the Sea right already read this one yeah and then there's another one that's like they're doing car down there there's an Antarctica where there's a hole in the Earth yeah Hollow Earth the there's that one yeah those are the ones I know okay so what's what's the one there okay so you don't got another one there's a there's the the first theory is a Remnant form of an ancient civilization that has remained here right so they they were here before perhaps was some kind of disaster and they like you know hit away yeah it's like the pyramids they're Remnant form exactly I see like the tribes in the Amazon exactly and I'm like is that alien though could be cuz a lot of the Amazon's untouched right that's why they say it's not alien it's a Remnant form of an ancient civilization is the first
2:33 secondary intelligent species that has evolved separately from humans and remains hidden oh like big feets yeah big feet that one sounds more likely to me right cuz if they want to be hidden they could you know we're we're not very smart we can't find big Feats is pretty hidden you know how they found all those homono throughout the times of like oh they lived simultaneously with us like Desi rovens or whatever yeah yeah yeah yeah Dennis ens Dennis that um um another one is neander it's like um yeah it's like Homo sapiens but different hom rectus or like all the other ones yeah there's the there's the one in uh South southeast Asia Southeast Asians they're small they're like um they're like OA loas homop penos homop penos yes just making I met one of those homop penos
3:25 you're married to one I swear I saw one bman rock bro yeah penos Krypto terrestrials that traveled from another time period or Planet wait they're called what crypto crypto terrestrials I know I like that I got a little Chub I know that's the one you like I like that one like Cryptids and then there's the unidentified unidentified creatures that are of Supernatural origin liken to Earthbound Angels like the Fallen Angels okay right all that ████ from the Bible so these are these are the mystical beings like a Superman well for how long they've been around they they suck at being noticed well no but they're like in scripture all over the world day now in different every religion talks about like beings in the sky and did the Bible talk about aliens any Bible that any Bible talk talk about angels there's some scriptures that people have like interpreted as the Bibles talking about
4:16 aliens all the Bibles too yeah every single piece of of like biblical ████ that I'll talk about some Hinduism like all of them they all have some sort of alien type beings in them how about the Mex when they found it in Mexico those three coffins yeah that was nothing that was fake it was paper mâché it it was yeah why the ████ was it on did you look at it look like a bunch of ████ SK saw look like Party City skeletons covered and saw us no I didn't I didn't believe it but my friend said there was look you tried to prove it to me I was like bro you cannot be believing in this you believe that believe yeah you believe it can't believe you ████ believe this he said oh ████ I believe this oh ████ stupid was that you ████ this is fake hi so which one do you guys find the most plausible so far but then what what exactly LED them to even think of these
5:07 like did they find something that was like dude researchers are ████ bored we talk about it all the time this is what they get paid for they I can't believe it took hard mother ████ Harvard all of us could have just came up with every one of these that's not even like a new discovery we could have just had a joint and go you know what would be a sick ass idea imagine bro so they also do the thing we all think already probably most of us life forms from other worlds could be living Underground on Earth or within the moon they're not even original like these aren't even original thoughts I think we're the aliens and the other aliens that brought us here ████ left that's what I think where they go Bart they want you to go get cigarettes probably ████ U-turn somewhere I don't know I think aliens are created you think we were created I think aliens are formed into aliens like
5:59 skid R like those those guys just like skid R those guys just became aliens so it takes a crackhead to become an alien you think the guys on skid R are simply evolving evolving cuz they don't care about the law they get they get they get they get handed out with money they kind of live in space the way they talk to themselves they're already in space for high every day they imagine every day you know what's crazy I I was exiting the five freeway the other day um and this is like 6:00 in the morning and there was a homeless dude probably alien and he was playing pingpong by himself against the wall that's sick like Forest Gump like pretend pingpong oh there was no actual paddle or ball yeah it was just like this I was like what the ████ how do you know it was ping pong chopping on a tree 6 a.m. I'm like this guy is so ████
6:49 productive dude 6 a.m. yeah he got up early for that yeah he got up early to play ping pong against the wall damn my God oh my God yo we got get rid of them and a ████ cat can't wake up early crazy ████ so they say the principal weakness got get rid of them they say the the weakness of the final Theory which is like you know the idea that there are Fallen Angels here uh by contrast is its utter Stranges particularly for readers schooled to limit themselves in modes of explanation within bounds of the sky or I'm sorry of of say the standard model of physics while belief in extraterrestrials is tenable belief in something like fairies is just not a
7:39 live option for many scientists so the idea of of beings that come from the sky for them to just talk about like in the in the confines of a study just seems too absurd so what they like to do is is talk about the nature of uaps that we argue you know shouldn't just be dismissed cuz there's evidence and there's like people in the milit who were talking about it yeah so what is it so they're just trying to narrow they're postulating ████ they're trying to narrow it down to things that they can I guess like rationalize right rather than just be like oh fairies and then there's no explanation well ultimately they're arguing that they think uaps have some sort of natural explanation that we just simply don't understand right cuz what if it what if it's just a competing technology from different countries you think it you think that some countries are in charge of them like the Tic Tac they can have that kind of Technology
8:30 that's crazy or it could be our own if we had that ████ you don't think we just take over Ukraine and ████ I don't think we'd show our cards like I think we would have a like a lot of secret weapons you think so yeah well I think we have secret weapons but I think we would use them to like tactically win not if not if uh you're getting all this money from not using them but if these UFOs were created by some Chinese dude trying to make the best arrow you know what I mean equipment and they just did the craziest slingshot and they shot it and it just got sent to the air and somehow someone saw it said UFO oh yeah but the whole time the Chinese guys were just like I don't know where the ████ he went that's what they say could have been a Chinese guy launching water balloons is one of the theories could be anything how do we
9:21 know Chinese weather balloons remember that is that talking about like that yeah that cannot be Chinese water ball there's no way yeah well that I I like you know I like this because it it at least narrows it down kind of like when you know when when people get mad at movies when the answer was aliens because now the movie doesn't have to try hard to logistically explain it just goes aliens yeah it's too simple you ever watch that ████ that Now You See Me movie mhm where they don't have to explain ████ anything yeah they don't have to explain why some of them have ████ magic pow literally you guys are doing teleportation but they're not going to explain anything you just have like Jesse isber going like right and we're just supposed to go okay I buy it now at least they're trying to like have it within the confines of the explainable yeah like they're they're basically saying no cop outs here's what it could be amen no cop
10:13 that's cool I get it they make us use our imagination if we need it we just look it up yeah that's why they're saying it's it's off limits you just say It's Magic well there's also thoughts right that you know like the moon thing how come the Moon is so crazy proportional to the Earth where it completely covers the sun like that's so random that it well the idea that it's random is crazy because it's so it's mathematically damn near impossible in our universe very very impossible to find another Celestial body that's that's orbiting its origin planet that can cover that works in a system exactly kind of fascinating yeah almost like like our eclipses yeah but then like then you think about in order for life to even happen in some planets everything has to happen perfectly so it's requirement so it's all sort of lucky that there's so much life out there and
11:04 water and ████ like that so we're just looking at the best odds that could have happened but aren't we seeing like like James Cameron went in the Mariana transen as we talked about guess what he found in there life where it's supposed to be impossible for life to to live what kind of creatures did he find on they look like aliens bro yeah they had shrimp that's tight see that's my theory in my head is like they're hidden they're they're deep in spaces and spots that you know not a lot of humans are that seems like the most likely but we we also think like oh well the the harshness of space nothing could survive but then we send satellites they come back there's like little microbes on them and ████ we still haven't seen the big uh the big squid either yeah the colossal squid yeah we know that it's there but we haven't seen one we haven't captured one we haven't seen the Megalodon the Meg but we know it existed
11:54 brother yeah no that's something else no that's in your pants bud that's on your penis bud you want to take my you guys heard about the Doomsday fish what's that so it looks like this weird like silver fish and it only comes up when like there's a tsunami or some type of thing like it's like a bad Omen fish and it's a deep sea fish that no one can ever see or find and they can't study it and they know that they exists in the in that but then when there's like something that's going to happen they just come up to to close and then it's like dying and ████ and they're like what the ████ and every single time that happens there's a tsunami or something so they're thinking like there's like an underwater earthquake or whatever that happens and it shakes up the whole thing and it ████ discom
12:44 the temperature down there and stuff yeah and then they it just forced to go up to sea or what kind of fish is this called it's called a doomsday fish is that the one that looks kind of like a blobbed fish no never mind the one looks like you my boy rast us [Music]
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