0:00 thank you [Music] here's another uh thing for you guys to solve easy dude oh ████ that what it's already too hard do Canada stuff I don't get it but they're like the Frenchie Canadian that's like typical clap so in Montreal on an overpass somebody hung up three uh dead pigs whoa the big bad wolf wait were they already dead or they died because of the hangings that's not to be yeah they don't know what was the point why waste food yeah why why would someone do that we pigs that sounds like uh like an old school like gang name or something like we're the three dead pigs this is our symbol this is our territory yeah you know who it is Batman nah man
0:53 is ████ the it is who's the guys that don't like the Three Little Pigs the Big Bad Wolf full right how do you do this earlier wrong yeah I was thinking it was it was yeah the grandma oh the grandma you know the grandma that killed but that's the biggest that's amazing how you do that I'm starting to get very impressed who's the guy riding hood trying to frame the big bad wolf because the wolf ████ with her she's like how I'm gonna put these three pigs and make it look like you did it so the one that was eating the oatmeal they're like it's too hot Goldilocks that's Goldilocks those are bearers the Three Bears yeah maybe they did it that's what I got it confused with the three bears that get and then they're
1:43 like hey you wolf don't come to my house and then the wolf is like it's straw and then they're like the house down and then the bears run away and they're like we need to get a ████ brick house dude I think we cracked the case I think you're Crossing DC it's a Multiverse now it's DC and Marvel for sure yeah so uh why would somebody do that what do you think I'm trying to be energy pigs like you're gonna be mad by the way when I tell you why it is um because it's activists activism they're like hey come on we gotta save the animals here's some three dead animals to bring awareness to this no that's absolutely what it was are you ████ kidding wait wait can I say something let's save the Animals by killing the animals I'm assuming they're already dead so in their mind there's a logic to like all right you want to eat these Frozen pigs or whatever you know what I mean check
2:33 this out yeah but I still think it's a terrible example it's an activism so like let's let's save meat by wasting meat whatever happened to the good old-fashioned go to a museum get a can of soup throw it on a paper now glue the hand those guys that is true bravery compared to this that's this is hanging three pigs that's cowardice what happened to the good old-fashioned take the picks the Filipino person's house take a big hole crispy hot coals in there put the pigs covering banana leaves yeah wait a few hours Let's feed some folks yeah that's cool but you know why also because like what the best solution right which is not to eat animals and you become vegan but then when you become vegan everybody's gonna make fun of you exactly there's like no Solutions
3:23 hey the weird part is making sense that's very true you're absolutely right Ken so this is the weird thing like you would think if you hang like an animal like a dead animal and often overpass yeah you should go to jail that's kind of like sort of dishonoring the animal in the way it just looks like Sam whoa what do you mean disrespecting the ████ out of the pig man but this is it is really an action of denunciation towards cruelties made to animals we want it to be a clear message when people pay to kill animals it comes with a lot of unnecessary suffering that we are able to avoid okay dude then you so you make better slaughterhouses or something I don't know you're trying to show like hey this is graphic because if Montreal has a lot of Asians they're just going like oh my God it's like a
4:13 Chinese barbecue you know what they should have done after they hung the pigs take photos then take them off and then cook them and then reuse the pig photo you know and then put it on you know how animal rights active yeah but it's like if you're really trying to save them that's what I would have done it just reminds me of like back in the 90s there was a there was an activist group called elf and they yeah they did this thing where they they were protesting the production of uh gas vehicles so they went to a Hummer dealership and they burned the entire thing down every Hummer all the tires and what happened what ended up happening is they caused way more pollution in that one act than any one of those Hummers lifetime yeah from all the tire burning the chemical but that
5:03 street cred though those idiots and then they left graffiti that said if you was it if you build it we will burn it that's gangster and this was an environmental activist group that's why you gotta go back to the ████ song why why do like environmental activist groups like how come they don't think things through like oh they're so emotional why don't they just go to the beach and pick up trash the actual productive what the ████ because they're not logic you know what though is like they don't have jobs hour like minute per minute you're actually making a difference or you know what I've seen one where um it was actually in Waikiki where this guy had a giant TV screen wrapped around his neck and he was showing like like how like uh farming animals was going down I was like that's pretty effective like I think you might get a couple people that
5:54 are like oh ████ because it is pretty scary to see how they just makes me hungry for some people you might get that reaction but then you might sway some other people are like oh my God that's terrible that's horrendous yeah we should uh try to stop this because I think I feel like for for certain people it's like that's that's the probably the better way to do it this is just like how I was gonna try to retaliate me hanging three dead pancakes I'm like take that dead I'm just gonna make those guys hungry they just be like oh what the why there's three ████ Belgian waffles up there that make me hungry they have to be still trying to process live or dead pancakes like if you hang my food I'll hang your food how about that huh okay some tofu box looking at three giant pigs and he's like that's my food how about your fingers you know what sucks about these idiots
6:46 is like they get grouped in with other sustainable scientists and people that are just trying trying to do smart ████ people are trying to build an infrastructure for a better yeah because then like some of these guys will leak into politics too and then they'll do stupid ████ like like we'll do a whole plastic ban and I'm like I know Plastics are ████ yeah it's destroying the environment but we don't have a better alternative so you can't just ban something with a better alt without any answers you can just be like stop doing it it's like yeah well we don't want to use it but then like harder than the guy that invented plastic exactly so come up with Alternatives and then so they're trying to come out with plant-based Plastics and like other kind of things right but the issue is like if you don't have enough time to test it there's a lot of um like other issues that come up yeah exactly so like plant Plastics they
7:36 don't do good in heat so what's happening is they smell like ████ putting like hot drinks and then all the thing is melting and it's causing more contamination issues and like it's just ████ it's just ████ bad those guys I think we did a story where they built these like drone ships to collect all the trash in the ocean oh yeah in the Pacific yeah that like how cool is that that's right but what happened like iteration like number two or number three and they're like by this time we're gonna be able to do this blah blah it's like there's some goal orientation to it well it's because they're smart and they know how to deal with like how do we problem solve versus The Angry dumbasses out there that are like you gas guzzling son of a ████ and then they burn up a Hummer causing more issues yeah yeah like that stupid ass 16 year old lady 16 that keeps complaining about ████ uh ████ the ground
8:28 ████ Granite like oh she's overrated global warming snowed in La last last week coolest it's ever been hey that's small dick energy yeah dude you idiot what do you mean I it ████ snowed everywhere she's kind of annoying I think it's more of a climate change not much global warming yeah but isn't climate change the whole things we're getting warmer guys no no [Laughter] longer changed cold too make up your mind even that right so like all these politicians and people like talking about climate change and and like we gotta ████ reduce the use of ████ autos and all that but they're wasting so much jet fuel in their private planes
9:19 to go to these conversations and all that and it's like they're not being environmentally friendly themselves and all of these guys that are out here like Al Gore whatever talking about oh the ████ sea levels Rising be careful but they all have beachfront properties yeah so I'm like how are you gonna have a ████ beach house and then talk talk about you guys ████ be careful and it's like I don't believe you anymore I think that's maybe why why I I kind of enjoy looking at Greta sometimes uh that that little kid because she gets to be like uh Angry Angry Child and say certain things that like those older people just won't yeah I think it's just a a necessary voice in that space it's a waste of air time I'd rather watch a Tide commercial play double commercials and don't let her speak how about that I really do want obviously like I'm not a
10:11 gold navy break dancers I'm not against I'm not against like healing people like I like I don't think anyone here is against like wanting a ████ up environment right but I think that there's so much damage being done by hastily trying to create a solution that's not even thoroughly like thought out so then like that and then they're shaming people without even like coming up with a solution and I also think that the whole environmental like activism group I think they're extremely racist and stupid and the reason why I say this is because a lot of these like finger pointing and all that it goes to developing countries all them who are producing a lot of missions and all that right so to me this is what I this is how I see it it's like saying we had our time to develop industrialized Industrial Revolution we had you know we don't a manufacturer in
11:01 the US anymore because we just have them do the dirty work right and then we're pointing the finger at them and saying like shame on you look at all this ████ toxic waste you're creating and then they're ████ doing it on their iPhone that's creating all the ████ yeah yeah and insane with people that are from poor countries that don't have much of a food source right and you have all these ████ vegans and militant Pita people going like don't eat don't eat the animal it's like they're hungry ████ what the ████ are they gonna eat it is elitist because it's like yeah you have the luxury to have the option to not do yeah they're the ones that could go to ████ Irwin and Whole Foods and be like ████ super organic and like 50 dollar shopping bags right and then what about these poor ass people that are like man I gotta eat a rat I'm hungry like I gotta eat this animal like what the ████ want to just go to Whole Foods in sedan huh Sudan you
11:52 should try this juice cleanse yeah just go man I gotta eat a rat or the I'd rather watch two-time commercials in a row yeah dude double commercials bring back the Old Navy break dancers [Applause] [Music] thank you
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