0:00 [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys we like to keep careful here very careful and today we're going to talk about the worst math problems we ever had to deal with all right let's go for it oh geometry is it even considered mass i'm ████ with geometry over trigonometry what about physics you don't even know what trigonometry exactly i know what geometry is though ████ this ████ man we're going to talk about the real stuff okay fine okay so oh we're gonna get a little bit closer you ever had a chick have a crush on you before let's talk about the real stuff boys they say men are not in touch with their
0:51 emotions yeah but let's break those barriers and say hey i'm afraid to cry and i'm not afraid to talk about love i kind of want to see joe do this for like 20 more minutes come back to one man joe here we go i'm just going to hype the video and then we'll do it in the last 45 seconds now now the prompt sounds so why is that boring what's the prompt it was the real one so look we are gonna start with steve this time but we're gonna talk about some past jobs experiences and things that happened or people that we may have yes i ████ at work why do you ask let's go and get into that one so here's the thing right give us the details so i used to be a janitor at my previous job at my first job shut the ████ up really i was it was january because my dad had a medical wholesale company and he didn't want to pay a janitor you know and then he's like hey
1:41 you're the janitor and i was like son of a ████ and yeah so i was a janitor there and then i didn't pay you like um like on the books like just the right way or was it like here's ████ 20 bucks you're the janitor like you know what i mean i think yeah it was like father hiring son it was by the books yeah they i got like a check every every two weeks follow-up question was your sister working the hot one of course she was that's how that's how i ████ at work [Laughter] so uh yeah it was it was later at night and the thing about this particular office building was it was all glass right so it's like a fish bowl if it's lit up at night oh yeah and so my girlfriend at the time came over to to my work and it was just me because i was just cleaning up in the at night and you know she kind of gave me a ████ in the hallway and then we kind
2:31 of ████ like next to one of the bathrooms like in one of the little inlets she was a trooper that's pretty tight pretty cool you ever think back and like you know now i take showers before i have sex right yeah and i'm just like dude thank you for all the girls like in high school and college that just did it without any hygiene it was like they had bad gag reflexes because they're like oh god how do you think about it your ex-girlfriend you were working all day as a janitor sweating your balls off literally and she ████ comes over to suck your dick yeah that's no matter what they do i feel like that's that's you just got to give it up for them like thank you he gets it up for them that's for sure [Laughter]
3:21 i don't get it i don't get it all right joe your turn you said you ████ somebody on the work uh at the job too right no no no i actually never ████ that work yeah i ████ people from work and i didn't know how common and easy this stuff was because everybody in the corporate space is just horny and ████ they don't they're not in college anymore they don't know how to meet people but i think if you if you work in a restaurant right and then there's a bar attached to it i think that is like ████ central everyone's ████ each other yeah that's the bar where were you sounds so weird ████ centuries or the coyote ugly kylie ugly yeah i was working at a
4:11 volcano in pasadena and then it would get wild on the weekends people would be ████ awesome yeah i i had two workplace uh uh romance romance rendezvous i like that yeah and one rendezvous by jojitsukawa yeah one was at the restaurant bar in pasadena volcano it doesn't exist anymore you ████ that volcano no i never ████ at work we're gonna keep on saying i've never ████ at work okay ████ outside of work yes but i i ████ my co-workers but not at work yeah the closest thing though is um i used to work at this water company and um so like you know like there was the suits and then the warehouse people right and then the warehouse people were in the back and then like you know like warehouse dudes are always like just ████ kind of flirting with girls that come in and out of the
5:03 you know like you know the office space so regular dudes yes regular dudes just like we don't do the ████ whistle whistle hole construction worker whoo wow like we don't do that but like you know you're bored and you're just constantly fur flirt constantly you're just ████ flirting with everybody the grandmas the young girls whatever right everybody anybody can get it started with grandmas and then added young girls a lot of grandma's right right now young girls a lot of grandma's working i feel like we're missing the middle demo there's a lot of range so one of the one of the uh front desk like secretary girls like got her number and i was like cool right and we're like flirting around on text and it just gets like beyond flirting and then like things get out of hand where she goes to the bathroom takes a picture
5:53 of a straight croc shot yeah on the toilet like like a selfie ████ shot what he's on opens on with panties on right wow a lot of bases wow no she ████ does one of these right like ████ takes a picture on the toilet with her panties on whatever right sends it to me and then basically tells me tonight and i'm like okay and then she lives near the workplace so i stayed and slept over and and had fun and i was like damn this ████ really happens in the real world like the ████ crazy dude i don't even know no because i was like i didn't even know this kind of ████ happens like i was just you know like pushing my limits and seeing where this will go i didn't expect like her to be so fortunate but it slept at work i didn't ████ disclose this to hr
6:43 no i didn't do it what the ████ man but also like he's like i gotta hit the grandma next first she was like a a a single like mid-30s girl right how old were you at the time i was like 20 what when did i graduate college like 23 24 23 maybe yeah working on up yeah so i was like i don't know like i don't know where this would go and like ████ man my mind's still on like oh you know like yeah maybe we'll flirt and then we'll go catch dinner and ████ like i would i didn't think like it was gonna be like oh yeah and then she goes to the bathroom and sends me that and i'm like holy ████ i'll have to take her to dinner you know and then what's crazy and then what happened the next day he married her [Laughter] he's like i quit i'm out no i remember specifically she said something like um don't catch feelings for me because i am
7:34 not like something along the lines of like i'm not someone you want to get involved with like that does that make you want her more nicer to say that sick no dude joe's like okay most embarrassing thing that the chick that i i was ████ at my work said to me in my response this is the most embarrassing ████ so she goes uh she goes yeah you don't want to get involved with me i'm i'm a bit of uh like a i'm like a hurricane and i'm like well i'm a storm chaser that's what you say but that's what she gets we're saying a hurricane she started it it's brutal that's the lame line that she said absolutely right-handed god said that may god strike me dead if i'm lying it's so embarrassing what did she say i had to tell you guys so i'm your sister so yeah she fountained
8:24 yeah i mean dude it was just you were just that age right that early 20s ████ where you just like i don't know the melodrama's nuts they're so romantic steve yeah right it's pretty good though i'm a stormtrooper it's that kind of vernacular it's like that's that's so good yeah but then now i'm like god damn dude i would kill that guy you you adapted to the situation if she said a a tornado i think that would be more like yeah yeah did you pick her up and in the comments storm chasers only changed i couldn't yeah fair enough i was going for it didn't work nice dude thank you thank you thank you the 20 year old steve stage um more funny stories from past work experiences hey bart you have a barbell game you ████ at work right come on you guys you guys own a ████ a barbell or cage you ████ that one you got one of those ones no way
9:14 you got one of those franchises no we never really ████ you guys don't get post workout horny as ████ we do we go go home we go it's so hot i never desecrated our office with a girl the office is desecrated regardless of sex that's right i thought we've all ████ on the arcade machine already huh just kidding i desecrated it different ways i came on my ikea table you had sex at work then nah but i was by myself there's a bunch of there's a bunch of ikea tables at the office which one did you facetiming a girl and i put the ████ computer i mean i put it up like this and then i i was jacking off and i was like i can't stop and it was a clown and i was like god damn that's my own table i should have done it on ████ the host desk or something [Laughter] today's video is brought to you by feels
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11:46 you can't stop you could have stopped at least you told her you can't stop yeah she knew oh my god you know when you guys phone ████ right don't you try to sync it up so you can come together and explode like do you guys have phone sex like that like periods i've done that because i do i'm not gonna lie i do try to pick it up you know i'm a gentleman i try to i try to wait it's usually hard because the way that god make with men and women is like girls take way longer to come and we can come pretty fast so like it's it's kind of torture because you want to bust but you also want to be a gentleman and savor the moment because it's a special intimate time yeah but you want to ████ come together but i always ████ come and then feel guilty that i didn't save it i like to be realistic so i'm like i'm going down i'm like that's a little ripe
12:36 tonight maybe we should just go right in and then you know and then she and then i'm like okay i'm in oh my oh i came i gotta go to bed it happened so quick it's just i gotta go i got i gotta go i gotta go oh nick you never ████ in the middle of a training thing i've never i've never had sex at work man i feel like i'm letting you guys all down you are a lot of good people down at home too yeah and everyone's the when we get back when we get back what you need to do is go to bone her in the emergency room go to the jk office take the key okay enjoy yourself i'll do it on joe's desk there it is it's already came on wait is joe's desk the one that i said no it's not that was the one in my office oh yeah you're lucky you're lucky
13:28 i eat off that table i could have told you it was but i appreciate it oh it was your back room let's go yeah yeah it was my own michael switches the tables around during jk party and stuff so we really don't know it's a ████ lottery we never know i'm in my office don't worry guys and then oh afterwards i was so tired i fell out i fell on the sleep floor you didn't wipe it off first it's like you don't know the order but i took a nap on the ground on the girl's end she sees joe and he's like i can't control that and then he busts all the street and she's like um lucky chick people fall down and passes out i'm so lucky oh my god
14:19 i don't know what's gonna be about that hey it's kind of ████ at the workplace though isn't it yeah it is it's still a type of sex it is maybe that's true uh levels i don't think i've ever had face time sex before it's modern right it's it's digital modern yeah it's the new age it's the news it's metaverse section sex yeah i mean facetime was a really really wonderful invention for servicing that particular niche name yeah that market yeah do you guys remember um cyber sex where you know yeah on aim we are ████ we are ████ yeah i'm close i'm close i'm close i ████ love doing cyber sex right like you could go into chat rooms and then you could be like hey wanna cyber asl right that crazy that's like an extinct idea isn't it i could have been dude they
15:09 didn't know they were ████ with a 13 year old boy you know what i mean like i probably couldn't spell and ████ the best thing has been a 15 year old girl before 15 year old characters and role playing the 15 year old i'm fingering myself all like dainty and stuff do that we should always catfish and prank the ████ cambodian chat room why the cambodian chatter i don't know we just liked it when i was cyber i wouldn't lie about my age or sex but i'd be like i'm from texas and then at the end of it after i'm done with them i'm like i'm from california ████ idiot i was still like honorable though because i was like oh i don't want them to i don't want them to think that i'm lying and like i'll get caught so i wouldn't be like oh i'm 18 i'll be like i'm 17 because i'm 13 and maybe they'll
16:00 believe me because like buying cigarettes right you don't you don't try to be like i'm 25 you're like no i just turned 18. so like when i cyber sex i was like i'm 17. but that's still stupid as ████ because it's still an underage person yeah but i remember watching this one um fox news thing at night fox news to like next news at 11 your child might already lost their virginity online and i was like ████ that's me oh my god if my mom ever finds out i lost my virginity like i'm an online hoe like ████ meanwhile you got a rubber band around your dick at the saran wrap and five kids and i felt so guilty because i was like you know grew up held a good christian boy ████ and i'm like wait man i thought virginity meant like having real sex but
16:50 i was like ████ how am i gonna deal with this and i and i was like should i tell people at church i don't know what i'm gonna do oh you were that concerned about that i didn't know i thought because i was lost virginia online yeah uploaded your hymen to the ████ cloud have it to the cloud yes to tell his first check he's like okay so i busted online a couple times yeah i'm sorry she's like you're a virgin he's like nah nah i lost it online all over my keyboard all over my tv she was pissed dude because they were saving each other you know i was saving myself for marriage and i didn't know that i was like violating myself yeah dude your body count must be crazy online body coming yeah it's crazy all my body counts sexual escapades started at 12 years old what's higher you're 90 000. what's higher is your body count online or your body count in person online because if i started at like 12 13 and i
17:41 was addicted bro like every day i was like oh i can't wait to cyber sex i was getting horny as ████ i'm like i'm kissing your lips i'm kissing your nipples what color are your nipples oh and i'll be sitting there with a heart on the whole time oh i'm a chat with this other person what kind of hair do you have joe has so many aol kids out there that's crazy good thing this is pre-nsa like all that stuff's probably just gone yeah it's gone imagine no record of it i jail baited myself i reverse true i reverse molested like there could have been a full-grown adult there like playing a fantasy right which they're probably not knowing that they're cyber sexy with a child which i probably did right they hoped yeah what was your screen name uh 15 year old boy [Laughter] azn apex one two three or something ████ like for example wow apex jesus
18:33 yeah i had a couple of different ones mine was ████ azn that's good ████ asian f████████ just so you know what you're getting right yeah okay good oh my god yeah yeah but i was really good at seducing people though but one time how would you do it what was the move i uh i would just be like you know you go into the chat baby and then you you ask cyber asl yeah and today i'll be like you know oh um i'll be like ████ asian six feet 17 years old whatever right like looking for a girl whatever right and then like they'll start dming i mean like i aiming and then you start like oh where you from and then you'll be like yeah what are you wearing and then like you i'm gonna take off your panties and
19:23 ████ and whatever right ████ 12 year old sex ever s████ dude right and there were this is free emotes too i felt so ████ backstabbed because a dude got me so off thinking that there was a hot ass girl yeah they even emailed me a ████ picture of the surfer girl my favorite right that's that's a hot take right there man i was i had i was i got really good at typing with one hand too and jacking off with my left because i was better with my right so i was like right and i'm like oh and then he goes dude i can't believe people do this ████ and i'm like what do you mean i thought you like it and i'm a guy dude and i'm like oh man could i at least stay the character yeah ████ ruin it man bear the lead yo his green name white
20:15 apex wants you why did that dan i was like dude he goes yeah i never cybered before and i was like really it's really dope like he's still talking to him how come friends i was embarrassed but at the same time i'm all like you were in a cyber chat yeah like did you guys team up afterwards and show them the ropes no i was just like oh man like i thought you were a real girl why'd you do that and then he's like you're a loser i can't believe people do you ████ watch who was ████ sad you're a loser you know i did do a thing where i would go to a like a cyber sex chat room and i would have this pre-written thing and uh and i'd be like hi how are you like 14 female california and they're like oh yeah that's ████ i'm like okay cool and then i would send this like paragraph that i've pre-written is like i'm fred phelps i'm with the federal bureau of me
21:06 chris yeah dude you would just see like their name has left the room like dude i would do that with my friends we would ████ laugh so we couldn't breathe so mean i was more offended that that fool baited switched me yeah and i just i wanted to come so you didn't say like joke's on you i'm a child that's also a good i didn't even know it was a thing i i was like you know i was like oh okay cool i'm back on i just wanted like i was like man you're a guy like why would you play a trick on me i was like that's ████ up i didn't lie to you well i lied about my age your height i think he fully has online sex with you and he calls you a loser after you came after you guys both came yeah he was like he sucked your dick so hard yeah i got you losers you busted in his box he's
21:56 like you're a loser he's like i gotta clean up dude bye loser ████ use and abuse me and then make fun of me dude like ████ you i just and then i'll like did that stop me no i was like i'm just gonna find another side excuse me and abuse me i'm gonna go to another cyber partner dude joe's a sexual maverick dude 100 stop me no you
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