0:00 a whole total of six minutes of Dancing Yeah man that's a lot dude two minutes of break is that a disc you tried breaking for a [Music] minute have there ever been uh or actually just think of one time that you truly did have to fake it to make it where you were put in a situation where maybe you weren't as good at the thing you had to do as you thought and you still had to carry through you were requested to do a job that you're not really the guy for but you did it anyway has that ever happened to you in over your head moment but you still got out alive I'm sure well this is a short but fun one um I remember me and my boy Bing were uh we did a job for a the biggest German pop star Nam is Helen
0:51 Fischer uh and they teamed up with Cirus so we got hired by cir solle to do her tour choreography and then when we're sitting in like a a zoom meeting basically a video conference with like the director of the tour like her and everything like that they were going over like the set list and the songs and like you know some of the history of the songs and what certain things meant and then she had come out with a new song that was basically I think it was called like Viva Lita or something like that and they wanted it to be very like salsa inspired um they're like you guys can Cory have salsa right so being V obviously like yeah no problem we a lick of salsa in our bones anything like that but you just say yes you don't just like at the threat of losing the entire you know album tour just because you couldn't do salsa um but that ended up
1:41 being one of our favorite routines because one we're just just imagine just me and him trying to learn certain salsa steps cuz the whole point isn't necessarily to be like really good at it the point is to be able to choreograph it yeah you know and like so learning different steps and like looking at different things and seeing different performances and seeing what things that we can build Concepts from and then working with our female assistants who are dancers for the tour who did have a lot of classical training and then just being like yeah can you do something like that yeah you're just like being this thing that like you might have like kind of as a in a younger more naive situation would have talked on yeah of course like you're just like dude you don't even do that and then suddenly like money's on the table big names on the table you're like yeah of course of course I can do that but when we got through it it ended up being one of our favorite numbers and I think it's because you're impressed that you got
2:32 can do something yeah right yeah you know not necessarily because it's the greatest number or anything like that moral the story lie on your resume hey F you make it when when it makes sense if you're resourceful enough to find the solution to the problem that's also a little different because a lot of people don't realize until well into their dance career that using the advanced thing isn't the answer all the time yeah so if you had to do like a stage thing and it was Salsa like it probably doesn't need to be this level of salsa the salsa inspired yeah and it's not like it's a salsa competition yeah just the same way breaking doesn't need to be the most advanced for people to enjoy it it probably needs to be basic so you were looking for hella recipes on Google and stuff when you're like sweating and ████ like oh my God figure out how to do make salsa I don't know how to do it basically yeah he got the wrong idea of it stupid Pico or green Sals I don't
3:25 know hey I'm just I'm just warming up the conversation here you know good yeah that's cool though and they didn't they never said hey this Sala looks weird everybody thought it was one of the best cuz at the end of day you start as long as the essence is there you have to start getting really really creative on how you present it because you don't have the vocabulary so you start doing like really fun Concepts and stage and formation movements and and then you like it's like energy it's like everybody makes like a handbridge and then like the singers run through and stuff and it's more of a Vibe and everybody's clapping Suddenly It's a more fun experience and you're questioning the technicality of like the phrasing you know you're never worried about salsa purist that look at it and go that's not salsa for a popar in Germany like doing a German salsa song the piece might have done the job better than if you had intermediate salso
4:16 experience that's very true you know what I mean so I might have been too much of a traditionalist needing to do a certain thing to represent the culture of it absolutely that's what happens to B boys all the time yeah yeah they're like it's not ████ B boy yeah ex like I ain't doing that ████ and then you just make the whack of ████ possible yeah it's true yeah I ain't going to ████ wear a Happy Feet outfit no you're just performing break dancers they be be doing six steps and stuff but on the stage but it's covered by speakers yeah and they're breaking for themselves it looks like nothing you're like okay all you see is their head and you're like what's going on it looks like they're scrubbing floors really hard dead ass look like they mopping the floor breaking is really hard to watch sometimes my favorite breaker though the Olympian Shick oh my God but of all time dude of all time I'm I know it trolled your community hard and stuff but my God was that ████ great it's definitely a good case study
5:07 yeah that was fake it till you make it up and out the ass I mean she got what she wanted she's a part of breaking history yes she is she's the most famous breaker on the planet right now she's still going on the planet right now who's the most famous breaker it's her that was crazy that's Infamous that's Infamous she like the William Hung of break dancing no she is yeah she is just like how William Hung was the most famous Asian for a second was She Bang she bang oh baby dude you know that um her dance is a Call of Duty emote so that I swear when people win the game and the top three are podiumed during like this like at the end of every round it's like they can get right into it Oh I thought you talking about helina whatever the ████ no nobody does nobody no they probably paid so cool she has she has a lot of people like receiving
5:57 ceas assists now cuz she licensed it that's incredible she got she's got a team sending out looks like you're doing some bad dancing I think you owe me a little bit of money yeah this this one this one girl did a uh she did I believe like a like a stage show like like kind of like an improv thing where she's doing it as ray gun and she got a CN D for that no way just for doing a ████ blackbox show yeah that's hilarious I've never heard of that all she's all ray gun has to do now to complete the cycle and the Arc of her entire story is drop a meme coin and then rug pull yeah rug it that's the last thing that she has to do that's what Haka did yeah but didn't she get in trouble yeah she's in trouble right now doesn't matter do it and run just r i mean ray gun is a fake it till you make it story but she just never really made it in the way she wanted to well
6:47 she didn't accept it either she went on TV and she's like I'm tight dud wasn't F yeah she never was faking it she really believed that and still does yeah it's not faking it I think it's it's it's William hunging it to you so it's just delusion it yeah mhm I don't think you could really even achieve it to the level she did unless you believe it that hard huh yeah cuz that's most people who are faking it I admire those people I swear to God honestly it is gold it's incredible yeah it is gold it's like Tom waso dude he's like my idea is so tight on dump ████ millions of dollars to make this movie I promise or it's like all the it's like all the bit actors that Tim and Eric hire for like it's like them they really believe that they're living their dream and put their all into the role but they're just jokes it's like anyone who sterners yeah right yeah like Beetle Juice on poor guy yeah one of mine I think I didn't I wasn't
7:38 really even faking it I just didn't realize that I was faking it in this level but like there's a video from like 2014 or 2015 where Quest Crew we did like a Halloween video in like a abandoned Hospital I remember that video yeah so like as a in the blooper reel of that video like I'm always ████ around doing this stupid dance I thought was I was just joking I was basically locking but with my hands like this I thought it was like really stupid and funny to do and then um I guess like Dana Wilson had seen it and I didn't know her like that yet and I think she thought that I was really a locker and then I was joking like like this a funny version of it like doing can ████ yeah yeah yeah she having it up I really don't lock at all and then she she hit me up and was like that's like you and popping by the way remember when I was like you're joking around I was like wait dude your your hits are kind of
8:29 tied she was like oh do you want to collab on like a a video or something and I was like yeah I thought it was like we're going to do some comedy ████ or something stupid and then um so I met her up in Hollywood at it was like at a locksmith Hut and then she's like yeah so let's like let's um I saw your like blade locking video I thought it was so funny and she's like why don't we make a routine and whatever in that like style and I was like oh okay and then she started teaching me like the Coro and I was like I don't know how to do any of that like all the hips ████ I was like d I was just ████ around she's like I know and I'm I'm like no I don't even lock she was like what Dang so we became like really good friends after that but that was our meeting point that's funny and she was like okay uh so what do you want to do but it's not it wasn't a thing I ever did like seriously you're ████
9:19 incredible man but we just ended up making like a joke why are you the most interesting man in the world so a couple years ago I was in the Philippines for the first time and I was trying to rent a scooter but I didn't know you ████ ████ what what what what what he's reading my ████ notes what what what he's reading tell my St tell story he's reading my examples of stories in case you guys don't have it just tell my story if you liy please please continue please continue I was trying to rent a scooter but I don't know how to speak Filipino so I just started talking like I was a Star Wars creature and they actually they actually got it they got what I was trying to do cuz ing at the scooter enough and then they rented it to me that was your fake big made it now I want to hear the real story how different is it you want to hear that
10:09 real one I think I told it here once it was just that we were renting um it just says by the way scooter rental Philippines and I was like that's it all right it's um when Quest had a we had a we were at borai Philippines for a week and it was like a uh just a vacation and we wanted to rent scooters but you need like licenses or something um but I think what you really need to do is just tell them you have a license and they'll let you rent it they don't really care about actually seeing it so then we all said that we had licenses like all of us and Ne none of us not one of us had one so we end up taking scooters we're all trying to figure out how to use them like like cold use them and we're going through the hill with a guide we have to follow these like uh we have to follow this one guy on his scooter and we go through the beach it's freaking beautiful we end up going up like the mountain and then the guy goes hey I need to pick up my daughter can we go pick up my daughter from school and bring her back down the mountain
11:00 and we're like okay whatever we'll just go with him but then he has two daughters and so he puts his daughter in the back of his and then he puts his other daughter on the back of my scooter just kid that out of nowhere in the middle of this she just like her yeah and you're like oh ████ I got a kid next to me and then so like we're going down the hill like I think hot crashed already like once or twice we're all just like oh ████ and I'm the one in front with this random ass girl just holding me and we got to go all the way back down the mountain on scooters that we've never been on before yeah so I was like scared the whole time I ended up okay we dropped them off and then that was it did you know how to ride motorcycles at this time or not I didn't have a license I had like messed around on them but this was still like 200 I want to say 2009 20 yeah damn that could have ended so bad it could have ended terribly cuz if I was one of the guys that hit a rock or crash like it was not
11:50 we were not that good like at all but I was like the S I became like a ████ super Rider I was like yeah dudee one time I was trying to press my girlfriend's dad at the time and he was a hand glider and so he's like you should come up with me and I was like yeah totally totally totally bro and then he actually gliding yeah he actually took me up on it cuz you can tan him hand Glide or whatever and so he actually took me up on it and I was like a ████ this is going to ████ suck like I don't want to do this at all but I was like I have to you know Macho up yeah I got to ████ Stone up or whatever and then I uh I did it but the soon as we hit the air like we going off a cliff and as soon as we hit the air I was just like I was like oh ████ oh ████ ████ ████ oh ████ ████ and all that stuff aren't you scared of heights I'm not into it bro I'm not into it I'm I'm not I wouldn't say I I would say I think I I think I have a ████ up thing with Heights a little bit me too me too
12:41 really for a stunt guy y but so yeah I just you know I think he could tell that I was a big ████ actually like it so it didn't end up working out for me very well but that's hang Ling that's super like it's dangerous as ████ by the way guy broke his leg and like his ribs and his arm like 3 months later or some ████ so asking you to go wing suit diving yeah it was crazy but the but you know the whole thing of like yeah totally do that of course and then when he calls you on it you're like oh ████ I was so glad when we got back I was just so glad when we got back that's really scary yeah it was crazy how do you land the glider you they just bring it right back so so like you know how you take off from like you like you're going down a slope yeah yeah you bring it back on the the like on like a flat surface and you just run just running so is it tandem like he's like spoon in you the editing
13:31 yeah I was in the back oh you're on the same one like this same one oh so you're just a little bit behind him Oh I thought it was like you're like strapped in so it's not you're not like holding on like that you know yeah but the feeling must be 100% Forest crazy cuz there's no nothing there's nothing like there's no Gateway thing to Ang no it was just one time you guys don't go over and over never again that's never again either yeah never again so those for hand gliding it's actually do people just run it once is that normal or do they run it multiple times I have no idea oh I've never done it before I've never done Oh you mean and then they just pack it up after one thing yeah cuz I'm like what a waste like you just go all the way out there and then you do one run and then you're like that's all for today and I'm like really I think it kind was kind of like that oh that's scary as this scary as ████ dude damn no way dude and like I said the guy 3 months later broke his ribs and his
14:21 ████ arm and leg doing the same ████ ████ that's way crazier than your Philippine scooter retzel story I know know I mean yeah when I rented scooters at the Philippines yeah they they asked me for you rented them there too no insurance and I said I don't have in I I do have insurance and then they let me rent it yeah but they have to show proof huh no I don't care I'm just trying to steal your story and stupid H I thought you had a story too hey my only fake to make it was when money was on the line same story as that hey s you think you could break break dance for 2 minutes straight for solo this is for all wheel sports at uh knot bery Farm oh so we had like uh you know is it the halfpipe show yeah the half the BMX and the whatever ████
15:12 going on in the back yeah you have a solo with uh it's a Selena Gomez piece for 2 minutes could you do it I'm like hell yeah I can easy dude it was, 1500 a week you know the day comes and he's like you're not going to rehearse I'm like no I'm good I I I I can do two straight and as soon as the showtime happened 30 seconds in I gassed out and I had no idea what to do cuz I was confused how tired I was so I started just dancing in circles the whole time and then the last minute I just a couple sck steps get back up Clap Hands yeah get everybody pop and then I would just do a back hands spring and stop and then the the coordinator came up to me and was like yo you think you could do more Coro for two minute pieces I was like yeah for sure so the whole show I was just
16:02 ████ faking it oh so you ended up doing it the whole like the whole run the whole summer but every time it was different I had never made a Coro I always freestyle so you you were like barely surviving it barely bro did you get better as you went that's a good gig like you're conditioning yeah you're conditioning yourself like we'll see you next week no it didn't cuz the food was so good over there I just kept eating like a fat piece of pig and then I never ever condition what year was this because my first job was nasberry farm and the employee back area they give you a burger and iced tea for $125 yo that ████ was crazy I had a whole barbecue rib before the show be eaten for nothing yeah it was like a deal or something for employees how many shows did you do total do you think three oh that's it
16:52 three a day yeah that's a lot dud a day three a day for how many oh a whole total of six minutes of dancing yeah man that's a lot dud two minutes of break is that a disc you tried breaking for a minute I could break for a minute suid but still be entertaining to a mass crowd is hard yeah that ████ was terrifying really hard 2 minutes long 2 minutes was wild did you do it for the whole summer yeah no it's just uh July or so four weeks three three shows a day three shows a day damn dud s days a week it was so hot bro and I didn't even have a slippery floor it was Marley floor you never caught people in the crowd being like this guy sucks dude I felt that bro every time I got up I was like and everyone's staring at me and I'm just like you just got to go with it I just
17:44 you just got to flow with it and then I'm just trying to remember when the course was coming so I was like oh ████ it's about to end but when it's about to end you're in heaven huh dude when it ended dude immediately they made me do Coro on the side if I was wasn't doing anything I was like yo you can't just pull me away oh right right right right right yeah and she was like no C me like this ye if you're not doing eight counts and then I didn't know how to count eight counts at that time so I'm always late or I'm always early to go in the back that's so funny yeah I was faking the whole show bro pretty much I like how people just they don't even go to those shows for any reason other than to rest their legs so it doesn't even ████ matter just like uh they're not going to no's like Oh I'm a real dance fan I've come to the notb farm we dude not Berry Farm can pick up
18:35 a crowd yeah I can yeah cuz so many people need to rest from walking all day it's like when you're at Disney and you go to the ████ Honey I Shrunk the Kids show and you just sit you finally see like thank Christ oh my God been standing ████ hour do they still do the show not that show they I think they went back to C way back to Captain y yeah I love like by space m it's not there anymore it's not oh really yeah you know where you get real rest at Disneyland It's The Abe Lincoln one what yeah dud the president's one the president's one it's so boring barely anybody goes there and it's long and it's quiet and you just where is this room for sure dude it's like by Main Street in the beginning like the right when you walk in it's on the right hand side you know what's one of my favorite ones now that I'm old and lazy is the train that goes around Disneyland where you're facing in oh yeah holy ████ entrance the first one
19:28 yeah it's basically the first train but you're inad facing the momentum you're facing like this so you just see the par be like what the ████ is that exactly they be yeah what's that did you see Walt Disney's cart his cart he has his own private cart he's also Dead's dead yeah has his own private C has been for quite some time long time but they still keep it for Club 30s 33 yeah yeah oh yeah yeah it's in the 30 somewhere I don't know in the the cart is you somebody in this room has been to Club 33 Club 30 did you see do you see the cart do you know what I'm talking about I've never seen that c know there's uh wal there's a waltz cart and you can you can ride in it if you're if you're a 33 member oh I didn't know that
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