0:00 Imagine COVID just gets to happen all over again one more time, right? Look, I know a lot of people might die, all right? >> Let's not do this. >> I was going to get Amazon, I was going to get Tesla, I was going to get um Nvidia. You mean all those stocks? I was, but >> all those stocks at the dip. >> Yeah, but my Wi-Fi didn't work and I was getting a ████ so I forgot. >> Did the other guy's Wi-Fi work? >> [laughter] >> Guess what we are talking about right now. We're going to go ahead and discuss the Hantavirus. >> Hanta hanta. What is the Hantavirus? >> Sorry. I mean, at this point you guys have probably all heard all of the different takes on how uh so a lot of people believe it's not even real. You you you you got to start me out ground zero. I don't know ████ outside of the fact that some people was on a cruise
0:50 ship. Here's here's as ground zero as I can get. So, yeah, it was it an outbreak happened on a cruise ship and because of that they nobody wanted to accept the docking cuz they're like, "Hell no, you're not going to dock it at our country and give it to us." I think they were at like a um what do you call it like a landfill in Argentina next to some like bird watching area and they got infected there. They got on the boat and then on the way to the they're on a bird watching cruise. So, they're stopping by different places. People are sometimes unloading and then like going back home not doing the full cruise. So, some of them already gone. But then once the outbreak happened, they were just like, "Nah, you got to stay on the boat." Yeah. But some people already got off the boat. >> Oh. Yeah. Oh, ████ >> And then but they're they got caught in
1:40 quarantine though. Yeah, so here's here's the breakdown. Um so three [snorts] people died on the MV Handa's cruise ship from Hantavirus infection. And and again, before we address whether it's real or fake, I'm just going to give you guys like some of the data on it. Um and although there are zero positive cases of hantavirus in the US, so there's no positive cases, the CDC's monitoring 41 people in different US states. Uh, here's exactly who they are. So, 18 passengers who are now in health facilities, uh, in Georgia and Nebraska, are some of them where they're being, uh, monitored. There's seven passengers who left the ship before the outbreak was discovered. And, um, they're being monitored and 16 other people who were exposed on a flight where, uh, someone with symptoms
2:32 was a passenger. >> Oh, shoot. >> Yeah, and then here are the, uh, these are the states in which they're all located. That's good. >> Nevada >> Nebraska >> Nevada doesn't have any. That's good. >> California's got two. Washington has three. How about Hawaii? You're good. Nice. >> Texas has two, Arizona one. Well, 16 are in Nebraska. >> What is the virus and what are the symptoms other than possible death? It has a pretty high fatality rate. >> 40% fatality if you contract it. >> Damn. So, it's [snorts] pretty lethal. >> But, it's still like kind of mysterious cuz there's so much different info flying around. Uh, one of the more interesting bits is the fact that it's, you know, just, uh, one of those, um, governmental things. Probably Bill Gates made it. >> Funniest punchlines is that people are like, "Hanta means,
3:22 uh, I guess like an Israeli, it means fake." >> [laughter] >> Yeah, it means like fake or like, or like, like you've been, you've been bamboozled kind of a thing. >> Uh-huh. Bamboozled, bamboozled virus. Psych. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. But, there, but most of the stuff that you're going to see online is pointing towards that. >> the psyop. Every virus from now on is going to be called bamboozled, phony, fake, psyop, like >> Yeah, and then we're going to be like, "Everything's real." >> Yeah. It's the lie virus. >> Again, like, you know, I'm not out on the field interviewing people, so I don't know. But, uh, yeah, that's what we know so far. Tomorrow, this map could be a whole lot more purple. I don't know. We already know that, you know, with with every kind of outbreak or any kind of pandemic, there's lots of money to be made. A lot of people become billionaires to trillionaires overnight. >> So, are you guys going to get the vaccine or No, look, look, look, guys,
4:13 guys, I think we have a ████ opportunity right now. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. We We start JK Mask. Imagine Imagine COVID just gets to happen all over again one more time, right? Look, I know a lot of people might die, all right? >> Let's not do this. >> We are are fairly in the the medium range where we probably will be okay. Mhm. So, we should probably >> From a 40% fatality rate? I'm just saying like we we got a higher shot. Okay. But now we know how to Now we know how to like fire ourselves and collect unemployment. Now we know how to apply for PPP loans. What? Now we know how to start make fake You said just right before we were filming, you're like, "I want to create a data learning center." Remember that ████ >> Yeah. Dude, we have a chance, and I know a lot of people are going to die, but that happens every day anyway. >> We could do the JK News daycares. We could start the I'm just saying, you got
5:04 to think about this two steps ahead. >> Antivirus hospice? Ooh, that's a good ring to it. >> Zero patients. Check the Check if it's taken. Look, I might I might die. I might die. So, if we're [clears throat] going to go down anyway, what happens if we survive it? We're just going to watch all of our smarter friends again come up with the rich? Nah. We got to get in there ahead of the game. We got to start all the learning centers. We got to start all the hospices. We got to collect all the money. Maybe let's start a vaccine. I just feel like we do our own vaccine. JK News vaccine. >> We're the vaccine. I'm down to buy a mask machine, and we could make masks. >> You don't want to do that? You don't want to make masks? We do masks. We could do that for sure. We could. I I would love to do it really well now. I definitely know how to do it. We sold out like crazy. It just also sold out our company and we could never remass for the rest of our lives, but >> [laughter] >> but we could do it. Okay. Isn't there an
5:56 AI way to do this that >> You want me to take advantage of everything? Yeah. >> Hey AI, can you teach us the best scams that we can run during a pandemic? >> We'll just do lead generation on who's most likely to be contracted and die and then from there we'll buy out the funeral homes before that and make sure all the plots are out. >> a scam. That's just thinking ahead. >> That's what I'm saying. The PPP version though where we start firing ourselves and collecting unemployment on that funeral lot. Dude, that's crazy how many people did that one. The fire fire myself and collect Oh my god. >> We have We have friends that did it and Bart was too honest and and cuz he's a good boy scout. >> I'm saying. The second fool me once blah blah blah. The second coronavirus, let's take PPP. That's what the saying is, right? >> about it cuz I was too busy ████ going on road trips. But I was going to I was going to I was going to get Amazon. I was going to get
6:46 Tesla. I was going to get Nvidia. You mean all those stocks? I was, but >> all those stocks at the dip. >> Yeah, but my Wi-Fi didn't work and I was getting a ████ so I forgot. That's a good reason. >> Test me. It's a pretty good reason. Did the Did the other guy's Wi-Fi work? >> [laughter] >> That's never happened to you when you're when you're in the middle of buying stocks? You can just use his phone. And then you got distracted and then the Wi-Fi didn't work. >> phone to check? >> Wi-Fi Wi-Fi went out. All you got to do literally He has the pass key to your phone. >> You're just like this right now. Jeez, dude. How would a pelvic Don't pelvic thrust on the same couch. No, that's the suction power. After you came, you fell asleep and then you woke up and you forgot because you're hungry. So then you went and then you walked down the street >> And then you Did you ever wish you could and then you had Had you and with That
7:36 never happened to you? Where you had You were like, I was going to do that that you could do anything >> you never get around to doing it? >> Yeah, happens every day. Yeah. And I I could have bought those stocks like when it was really good. And I still did it a week after cuz I forgot. A whole week? Yeah, you just I just forget things. >> getting head? Yeah. Every single time I try to buy stocks His boyfriend kept sucking him off. Like guys pretty [laughter] good. You look so hot when you're about to buy stocks. It's like no no YOU JOKE THEM. >> [laughter] [screaming] >> BARRY. >> [laughter] >> NOT BEFORE I hit buy. >> on my business game. Yeah. Got distracted. >> you have a chance like Anthony's saying, you know, we're we're in a very early
8:26 stage. You can get in now and do all the things you need to do prep. Do you think Set your buy thing. How how how likely do you think people would comply if they try to pull another like lockdown and like all this stuff again? >> I don't think it's going to be easy. I'll probably drive right over to my mother-in-law's house who I know is watching mom and then once she puts that vaccine in her hand I'm like get that ████ out of here dude. Can't be taking booster number 19 by the way. Yeah, the news the news has been trying to get this thing to happen over and over. I mean Hanta is like one of them but ever since COVID every time one new thing is like creeping in they all like seem to try to scaremonger. They're just trying to like test the waters and be like can we do it again? Can we make billions again? What if we actually had a real scary black plague? Like a real one. >> Like a real one that used to actually
9:17 kill people like the bubonic plague. Damn. So like the coronavirus when it actually was killing people. It wasn't not at the same rate. >> [laughter] >> Not not compared to bubonic yeah. Not the black death. That was the catacombs is for them you know like But I'm like So something where like we're burning bodies because it's just by the masses. And there's ain't nobody immune. The children, old people, And you said, "What would we do?" >> With bubonic back then, all they could do was just let it pass. Well, there was a lot of reasons why it was spreading so aggressively, but it's because humans, their hygiene was so bad. They didn't know like >> poop everywhere. It wasn't affecting people like more healthy and isolated. >> Aristocracy? Wasn't their healthy lifespan like 39? Not even. It was like
10:07 22, dude. >> what I'm saying? Their life Well, the the the thing is when you're in the city, like back then, like most people didn't live in the the city, but then they were crowded. They were ████ everywhere cuz they didn't have toilets. So, people were ████ in a bucket and in the morning they would throw it outside. So, the whole road was covered in ████ and piss. Everyone just walking on it. >> the rats that had the infected fleas that would jump on other people like humans and then infect them, right? Um. Yeah. But certain people weren't getting sick. The same people that weren't getting sick, their genetics is also they don't get AIDS. Woah. That's pretty cool. >> Oh, they don't get AIDS? There's people that were around all the infected >> There's people that are genetically AIDS proof? >> Was it a region of people? Was it an
10:57 ethnic group of people? Like what is it? >> I don't know, but they're Europeans and then but they were they were all they were the ones taking care of like the villagers and then for some reason they weren't dying. But then anyone that has roots to these genetics, they can't get AIDS. >> Were they Chinese and were they administering the disease as well? >> [laughter] >> We'll just hand it out. Yeah, they're just handing out the disease and seeing if their vaccines work. That's how you know they're Chinese is when you catch a disease from them. >> were behind the bubonic plague, everybody. >> that a bad in your pocket? What did you just eat right now? >> That's what they say though. They say it came from the east. All plagues They say it came from the Silk Road from ████ China. >> Trade, yeah. I guess that's just easy to do, right? But would you How would you guys fight back though if they try to do another lockdown? >> Yeah. I would take advantage of it, for
11:47 sure. I'm just saying we was in LA and that was the craziest lockdown by social media and by experience. That was one of the craziest lockdowns, but then our a lot of our families who were in OC, it was just not the same at all. And that's down the street, they were outside. They were just outside and stuff doing And I'm like, "Wait a minute." So opposite. By like a a 15 with no traffic during that time, by like a 15-minute drive, like your city can determine a completely different lifestyle for you and your business. No, dude. Like the funniest thing is you that you'd get arrested for paddle boarding alone on a lake. Dude. Yeah. I can't believe that ████ We're If we're watching Dana White in real time move everything over to like Saudi Arabia or whatever in order to like bypass like rules in one space, then I'm just going to play the same rules. I'm not breaking laws, I'm just going to like read where the rules are everywhere else. >> Hey, I just hope I don't get bit by that
12:38 tick that turns you vegan. Oh, yeah. That one? Who's Who's like chilling with Bill Gates. Hanta virus is probably Bill Gates. >> The Bill Gates tick. The Bill Gates tick.
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