0:05 And welcome back to another zany episode of The Careful Boys where we're doing some trying to do some good, you know, with the limited time I left that we have on this planet and we want to help come up with some creative ways for anybody out there to catch kiddie diddlers. >> So you So you're talking about like we can't do the normal mediums like like uh catfish them? >> Well, we got to let's just get creative. Let's just kind of throw some ideas out into the ether out there and then, you know, maybe it'll help somebody who's braver than us. >> the easiest tried and true way that never fails, huh? >> What? Just the bait? >> The old catfish, the old "Hi, I'm a kid." >> I think we can >> How do they still fall for that after AOL? >> I think it's because that's literally what the It's literally fishing. >> Yeah. >> No matter what, they're just like, "I got to eat today." >> But I feel like being a diddler is like one of the one crime that is just you don't They don't get any more clever. They They It It's almost like they're
0:55 all low IQ people. Exactly. You know, like as crime as crimes like get harder to pull off, like you have to like be more sly and they they're just getting dumber. >> Yeah. >> Before we go way too far down this rabbit hole cuz I can see where the momentum can fork, we're not trying to give predators ideas to get more clever. >> Oh, I don't think they have a chance. >> No, no. >> I think even if you told them to be more clever, they can't. >> Yeah. >> So, yeah, I'm just going to hold this now. Cuz that's my style. That's what I like. >> [laughter] >> That is That is not on the record. >> But I I get I get it. I think you're right though. It's like they're as dumb as the kids are. You could do the same thing over and over cuz I remember watching Chris Hansen and they caught the same guy three ████ times. >> How was he out? >> It was the three It >> They never caught him the first time.
1:45 >> [laughter] >> No, I think it was like >> do they Yeah, what do you mean catch him three times? >> I think it was early on where before they had the cops and all that and then, you know, how like before his setup at the house, he would just meet people like there was one at like McDonald's, and then another one somewhere else, and it was like it was just funny that it was like multiple times. >> Oh, it was like like years later? >> I don't know if it was years later. I think it was the same week or whatever. >> [laughter] >> It was a part three? >> What the >> He's back again. >> Or maybe I wasn't watching Chris Hansen, but it was it was basically a TV-style show, and then they caught the guy multiple times. Like in afterwards he would be like, "Oh, I'm not going to do it no more." And like, "Okay." >> And then >> I don't I don't You know what's funny? It's like >> We believe you. >> There's no way you can ever believe if a
2:36 person like that says, "I'll never do it again." >> Yeah. I don't I really don't think you can believe it cuz it's like if it's true that it's something else in them making them do it, what how do they have a decision to be like >> That's like keeping me away from women. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Like >> You're going to go back. >> lore. If Wikipedia about ████ samurai, dude, I can't stop reading it. >> So, what's the best way to um >> Lure them? >> Dude, Roblox. Create a little account. >> that sucks. Yeah. >> people up. I go straight to Roblox, dude. >> That sucks. >> So, then that means that means if you go to Roblox, you would have to create kid profiles, right? The same way? >> Yeah, you have to bait. Yeah. >> Oh, dude, of course you have to bait. >> Don't you think there's levels to the game? Like there's guys that are just trying to hook up, and then there's guys that are really trying to like create content and sell it on the dark web. And
3:28 then there's like guys that are like literally like they're trying to like mark mo- like children afterwards. You know, like there's like it there's levels to this game. >> Wait, so you don't think Do you Okay, in your opinion >> to catch the most ruthless ones. >> You think all of these guys are different types? Or are To me, I think they're all the same type, but some are just stronger than others. Some have more resources. >> I think they all deserve a meat grinder. But what I think there's some just want to make out and some want to bury them. >> Obviously, if you ask them, they'd all go, "I just wanted to make out." >> No, no, no. I I really think so because because what I realized when when you catch some of these guys, right? Um
4:20 they're usually like really weak and like some of them look neuro diversion as ████ Like they're just like they got a little downs in them or something and they didn't even know what was happening. >> of them are, yeah. >> Yeah, a lot of them look like autists. >> They're just ████ yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, [laughter] yeah, yeah. But like in the worst way, not like in the adorable way, you know? >> Yeah. It was It's kind of like how Bobby Lee said a down syndrome dude kept molesting him. >> No, it is like when you see a lot of those videos that people show up or >> Yeah, it's like there's good and evil and then this would be like the evil version of like ████ people. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is true. That is true. >> [laughter] >> But then that's like okay, if you asked like if you took all these pedos in a row and you're like, "What were your intentions?" Of course like if they're on the chopping block, they're going to be like, "I just wanted to kiss." >> Yeah, like I wasn't going to go I wasn't going to do all the stuff I said in the text messages. >> You can't say >> You mean like that one that one producer
5:11 that got caught that one and he's like, "No, we're just talking. We're just talk We're just having a pizza." >> Like the guy who brought the pizza? >> [laughter] >> Is it okay if I eat this in front of you right now? >> I'm just saying though, it doesn't always end with murder, right? It's like some of these ████ are disturbed to that extent. But >> I think you have to break a bone on their body before they leave. That's their payment. You have to break something on their body. >> So the So the I'm I'm saying let's get the worst of the worst and get them out of this world. And then we'll deal with the ████ kissers later. >> You like you feel like it's proportionate or do you feel like it's like there's a bunch of vampires but there's only like one Dracula, you know what I mean? >> Yeah, like that. We got to get Dracula. We got to get Dracula. Yeah. And I think that they're they're going to be harder. >> And you know where you go? You go to kid
6:01 anytime they're doing a kid pageant, that's where you show up. Cuz those are those are actual feeders. >> Oh dude, that's so gross, man. >> Cuz it's like what else is this for? >> Yeah, especially if their own kids aren't in there. If they don't have kids, what are you doing? >> [laughter] >> It's a good tell. >> Yeah, every single time you somebody goes in there be like, "Who's your kid?" That dude I I I'm an uncle. >> It's like the >> It's like the Chuck-E-Cheese rule. >> Maybe it's like they do that so they don't have to do that. Steve Green sent me something recently and it was it was like a Bluey concert. >> Love Bluey. >> But it was more adults than kids and there was hella adults that didn't bring kids. >> That's weird, dude. >> A ████ Bluey concert. >> What? What do you Why are you going to a Bluey concert as
6:51 an adult? >> Well, I'll torch for the adults. >> [laughter] >> Are you like a Hunger Games announcer? >> It's another [laughter] It's another trap. Joe's going to Joe's going to throw a Bluey concert to trap all of them. >> If I was if I was in like the child safety whatever bureau and and and I had to infiltrate, I would try to get as deep as like the Telegrams, you know? Those chats. That's where it really like >> That's where it goes down, huh? >> Well, because like they The weird thing is like a lot of people don't realize that these guys are all most of the time in a forum. Like cuz they share what they can get and they, you know, kind of like Reddit where they get off on their own stories. >> Yeah. >> There's a lot of like exchange of like info between them. And when you catch one is like there's no way that guy doesn't know another dude. >> Torture one and he'll rat out the other ones and that's the way to do it.
7:43 >> Oh, yeah. I feel like those guys would fold mad easy. Yeah. >> They'll even tell on people that are innocent. >> But we're like but we're like not allowed to like torture them, huh? >> Yeah, you're allowed you're allowed to torture them. >> You're allowed to torture them. Yeah, I think. You can torture them. >> As as as soon as they're a diddler, I think you can treat them worse than a piece of ████ that you don't want on your shoe. >> [laughter] >> Wait, which ones are the ones you do want? >> You don't want any of them. >> [laughter] >> That was the right answer. I'm glad you like took a second to look for it. >> Yeah, getting them to confess and sell out is like >> I would probably treat a mosquito better than one of these fools. >> Cuz a mosquito is sometimes I'll give it a chance and I'll go >> I won't kill it. >> Really? What's up with you, dude? You're getting soft on us. >> No, but I'm just saying that's how bad that's how a loud it is.
8:33 >> have any mercy for like you know like the ones that the streamers catch? So like a lot of the time these guys probably haven't maybe like if you caught one of these guys and they've never done it yet. But they had intentions. Are you treating him the same way as like a guy who's done it a million times? I'm about Minority Report. >> Kind of Well, I mean they're already catching him in the act of like going to the thing. >> I think those guys are actually the prey. >> What you mean? >> Cuz the kid was so seductive, they couldn't resist. >> [laughter] >> I wasn't expecting you to flip like this. >> So they're getting manipulated. >> So like there's So you're saying that there's a line where Hey, kid. Don't be >> You never even thought about kid stuff, right? >> Don't don't go too far, guys. This is still on YouTube. >> but imagine you never even thought, and you're just a ████ loser on Roblox,
9:24 and you're just playing. And then and then someone's like, "Yo, what's up, homie?" You're like, "I got friends now." And then they're like, "Yeah." And like, "You know what? Not only that, we get along really good." And they're like, "Hey, man, can I suck your dick?" And you're like, "Dude, no one's even offered. What the f███?" And then you're on like you're Okay, you're 14. I'm like 22, but like ████ Um I guess we can meet up. No one's ever Maybe I'll tell them like you can't suck my dick, but I want to hang out cuz I have no friends. And then that's the vibe I get from these guys. They show up, and they're not predators. They're not like >> You get a lot of vibes from these guys? >> They're not like pimping. Like they're not the ones at the club like, "Hey, what's up, kid?" >> You don't think they have an awareness that what they're doing is wrong? >> That's the punishment is different is is what I'm saying. Like the the crime is
10:15 different. These guys were like It's like this, right? Like >> being entrapped? >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> We got to see those We got to see those text messages first, though. >> bait them. That's entrapment in every way. >> [laughter] >> Oh, that's why it's illegal, right? I think I'm more interested in the guys that go to Bluey concerts, and they're just like, "Which one of these kids have neglected parents?" That's what I'm looking for. >> Oh. You just walk down the aisles, and you know anybody who's in this position and just wear these hats. So, what do you think about like Let me ask you this because I think this is where the question is in in terms of like people who are advocates for this community, which is ████ insane. >> Who's that, dude? >> What about like >> They die even more. >> No, you know that professor? She recently got let go from her position. She was the one who began the entire initiative to call them minor-attracted persons. >> To lessen the feeling?
11:05 >> Or what? It was like a Jewish like trans person, I think, that >> Was it really? >> Yeah. >> Interesting. >> But um here's a question, though. Like you know those people that are aware that they have this like uh I guess temptation? If you know that that guy is living with that, and he's never acted on it, and he's trying his hardest not to, do you still kill that guy? >> No, I give him $5,000 a month for doing for being a good person. Yeah. I give him a a trophy. Because here's the thing, right? The way I see it is like everyone has intrusive thoughts and weird dark desires. But if you have self-control, you're a good person because you're not acting on it. >> But then like what doesn't that feel like that that person is unsafe to have in society? >> No, because I want to ████ rob billionaires and I want to ████ kill people, but I don't act on it. So, I'm a
11:56 good person because I don't do it. >> Yeah, but billionaires aren't as vulnerable as kids. And there's kids everywhere. >> He's like, "And that's why I'm a good person." >> don't have an intrusive thought to kick the ████ out of a kid that's running around at the park? >> Not one that I talk about on a ████ podcast. >> But I think that's more casual than like, you know >> to trip them sometimes. I don't want to kick them. >> That that like the the feeling of like kicking a kid is a little more casual than wanting to do intimate things. >> I'm just saying like other people other people have different dark desires is all I'm saying. Like some people be like, "Dude, I can't wait I can't wait to ████ >> Uh uh where are we going with this? I think if you had a scanner, let's say you had a scanning device and it told you which people have an attraction to kids, do you need to know anything more? Don't Isn't that all you need to know? >> Okay. And my my Okay,
12:46 I This is what This is what I'll say. My heart says I want to beat your ass. But for the greater good, I actually think if you put this person up as an example of hey, here's someone that wants to kids all day, but he doesn't do it. >> [laughter] >> He's a good guy. And then maybe it'll inspire other kid lovers to be like, "You know what? I want to be like him." >> Dude, Joe Joe does a press tour with this guy and he goes, "This guy loves kids, but he won't touch them. Isn't that great, you guys?" Joe's like Joe's like, "You don't believe me? Watch. Come here, kids. >> [laughter] >> For a live demo to display the level of discipline. >> [laughter] >> It's like a circus act.
13:37 Oh my god. >> As you can see, he's getting hard as ████ >> But is he touching? No, he's not doing nothing. Oh my lord. >> I don't think that's going to work. I think it's going to backfire. >> And then But it the key is everyone's going to be like, "Oh, I hate this guy." I'm like, "Hey, but guess what? There's if if we could change one pedo today, just one inspire one pedo, he sees this and goes, "I'm changing my ways, man. I'm not doing this ████ no more." >> I see what the play is. Joe's going to start a camp for for guys [laughter] that have these feelings that want to get it electroshock therapy out of their system. That's what you're trying to >> Like conversion therapy for gay guys? >> yeah. He's going to take that model and goes, "No one's doing it for these these pedos." >> The equivalent feels like when you gather a bunch of terrorists with like
14:27 bomb vests and go, "Look, he's not hitting the button." >> [laughter] >> Isn't that cool? Isn't that awesome? >> He won't press it. He wants to. >> He's changed. He's reformed. >> wants to. >> [laughter] >> Give him a hand. >> Dude, and one one guy is like, "That's good. I won't press my I won't No." >> Okay, Akmed, why don't you take the vest off? And he takes it [laughter] off. >> And he takes it off and he goes, "I'm going to just become a pita bread maker." >> Wow, everyone's going crazy. >> I want to be pilot. >> The American worker. >> [laughter] >> I'M NOT GOING TO TOUCH CHILDREN. >> I'LL DESTROY INDIA. >> [laughter] >> I WILL BE HUMMUS MAKER FOR PAKISTAN.
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