0:00 dude nothing will replace the moment when we were at the buffet and we said and I walked up to the dude serving and I was like is this beef and he said it should be dude how about when we walked up for the first time and they're like they're like huh oh you guys want to eat [Music] here you guys remember the Apple um $117,000 solid gold watch from a couple years ago they had a Sol no I don't remember that it's an Apple Watch that's just Apple watch solid gold like ████ you know looks like only had one Apple watch that's gold one of one W no no it's not one of one but it was just made for like the highend it was just something for that market it was definitely like limited right yeah it's a ████ 15minute battery dude the
0:50 Apple watch sucks I just don't like the battery I got to charge it ████ every day every day every single day we need nck product reviews yeah nck product review you need to get an ultra then you'll be honest so two 2 and a half or what well if you put on low power mode I can go 3 days without Char that's an eyew watch what is that Apple watch yeah the ultra 7 Days baby 7 Days Seven Days that a Fitbit a Fitbit but it doesn't do half the things we do and you're with a what are you you going to talk to someone on the phone like this hey bud what do you up to I have dude Power Ranger ████ yeah pick up the phone beat me up pick up the phone no sometimes you're doing stuff so you're just talking when you're do you know I do I just I'll call you back you know I'll just do that why you so angry all time n dude it just you said you trying to work on your L you just got wrecked Anthony all right dude I'll take that L you talking in your phone let me be a example wow
1:41 all right so check it out I like that with a nose STP talking on the phone like what' you say you know and then once you have a phone call for 10 minutes you it's now it's half a day I thought that's advantageous for if you do like a lot of Athletics so that hold on give me a second I'm going to check my mail real quick so imagine it's 2017 you spent $177,000 or 2015 you spent $177,000 on this stupid ████ watch right loser and guess what Apple just said hey we're no longer going to support these watches we're so we're so sorry well that's probably not why they bought it anymore what do you mean support it they're not buying it to use it all the time you can't you're eligible for parts repairs you're not going to get software updates you're not going to get all the other just a shell that's gold like can't you just get a new Apple watch and swap it like a like a phone case I don't know oh okay man that's that's
2:33 totally standard it's like when you buy a like an old car and it becomes vintage you don't you know vintage from 2015 yeah but doesn't Chevy keep making parts for it or whatever thir but can you you could still pull up to a Chevy dealer with a classic and ask for an oil change they'll still service it I bet there's like tons of Chinese companies that just you got a gold one come to me that's pretty crazy we are orange we will do it for you if you're going to spend like 17 grand on a watch then you're hoping that as it gets older it gets more valuable oh yeah but with with tech because Tech moves so quickly we're at this exponential growth level of things like battery life and ████ like screen size or or resolution it's kind of like this every ████ year goes like this they're probably not using it like a regular one right like
3:24 if you if you were like hey guess what Apple I'm a die hard rider dude I'm spending 17 GS to support your ████ and all stuff they should make an exception for you and not this like 7 years later standard thing where they no longer support things after a certain time cuz how many people have those ████ watch I mean it's it's on brand for apple is it yeah they say we don't care we make enough remember those colorful like Apple Computers oh yeah if you have one of those if you take it to the Apple Store they'll still service it right I think they I think they punt it out of the ████ and they said get the ████ out of here that garbage out of here a vintage MacIntosh and go in there and ask them to service it yeah that' be ████ fun new iOS on it dude my buddy Richard uh Ryan he's he's this this YouTube channel called Full mag I remember him buying like the new iPhone when it first came out he shoots it with a gun and then he walks it into apple
4:15 and he's like hey like you know can we service this ████ thing and these guys are like what the ████ I got Apple Care he shot it with a 50 cal too so it was likeed yeah that' be tied if you could buy the gold watch through like T-Mobile payment plan style oh my God holy ████ it's like a car payment now now their payments are you get the 15 for free with the two-year contract for Verizon at an T-Mobile for for two year dude a commercial that's not free that's how to get you bro I need one look at my phone dude I ████ dropped it dude my that's right where ta's face is it looks like ta's decapitated in camera doesn't work on my phone dude at that you can get that fix like 30 minutes I pay 30 bucks a month for
5:05 unlimited cuz I got Spectrum Business what does that mean unlimit 30 bucks a month for unlimited service okay yeah for what service Spectrum for your phone yep or cable my phone TV have any of you guys bought the the Gold version of anything or like the high-end version that was like stupid to buy but you got it um H remember the old iPod Nano what is that think about it oh oh this how my G-Shock is it really a G-Shock yeah I never seen that in design yeah exactly I love this do you remember those G-Shocks that's something that's probably still high in value G-Shocks Like Rappers ████ used to all ice out their baby G-Shocks and G-Shock the tech on that's not going down it's the same true yeah and you can run this over with a Jeep and it's fine I love G-Shocks dudee Prett cool yeah I love this thing but
5:55 yeah it's not real gold I do still like my ultra it's a pretty sweet watch it's pretty sweet how much would was it $700 maybe more yeah probably it was a business expense nice cuz they you need to know what time that's essential for business so true your dance suit shoot did you ever buy like a special edition thing I think when it when it comes to games sometimes they'll release like a special special edition for like almost like five times a price and if it's like a franchise I'm a big fan of I'll buy it but it just comes with useless ████ it'll be like oh freaking art book of the game artart and it's like soundtrack of the game has anyone ever listened to the soundtrack of the game not since killer inant yeah well no some soundtracks games are ████ cool but do you sit there and listen to but anybody who plays games is Tech saavy enough to just bootleg it like it's or it's just on Spotify yeah that's what I
6:45 was going to say it's just like a point of Pride it's like oh I got the best thing of the thing I like dude I remember getting the bat remember when Batman Arkham Knight came out I was like ████ it I'm getting the special edition whatever I love these games and then when I got it like I put the Batman it was like a Batman statue the kind kind of lights up and ████ and Nikki's like you're such a ████ idiot Arkham KN was sick it was sick though Arkham KN was really good such a good game I like getting the best room in the s█████ hotel like how much is that man it's crazy all right at the Rio the Rio with the buffest bed bugs you know the real in Vegas right yeah should be it used to be the ████ best when we were kids right when it was new right when it was new was it ever the best no there was a time when in the
7:37 late '90s people will remember the real buffet was the real Buffet yeah it was like people will remember they will remember they will remember everyone will know the Legends are true I remember when everyone went and they raved about the real Buffet the seafood buffet was legendary there was no wind Buffet true there was no ████ bakanal that was the place to be this also coming from the guy who like forced us to all eat circus cus was like this was the one everyone will know I'm so glad we did that that was fun it was a very sad Buffet but it was fun it was really bad and well we also had the real Buffet when it went downhill and it wasn't the same but the thing is they used to have ████ free Carnival shows like they had floats it was crazy so I remember
8:27 that as a child they had rooms Penthouse rooms with a ████ bathtub overlooking the Las Vegas that's pretty cool all this ████ for $70 a night what yeah recently that's crazy did it from my honeymoon wa y wow 70 bucks for their best room yes because there's only like six or seven murders in those rooms over the last 20 years walk in with a hasmat sear yeah it's like a th000 s ft room and when we were in there it just felt like I bet you LL Cool J had orgies in here like you know it was like everybody knows it was it felt like that kind of room that's the artist you chose cuz it was popular in the '90s if you booked that for 30 days that's only 2100 you could just live there as rent I know that's crazy yeah wow yeah full service month yep so that's so that was the
9:18 thing is I wanted to go up and down Vegas to all of the hotels that I oh cool yeah I could have stayed as a sweet cuz we stayed at the Motel 6 so I want to go Circus Circus but give me your best sweet and you probably could get it for like a 100 bucks or so when we at Circus Circus remember when all the water was just ████ draining oh my God the giant flood like just leaking out the ceiling and we were the ones that pointed out to work like hey I think you got a water problem he's like get the ████ out of here what you snitch a little bagio going on dude nothing will replace the ████ moment when we were at the buffet and we said and I walked up to the dude serving and I was like is this beef and he said it should be dude how about when we walked up for the first time and they're like they're like huh oh you guys want to eat here oh I guess you better cook I how do we do
10:09 this yeah the plates are over here I think dude do when you guys see shows do you get the best seats or sports games or anything do you get best seats I get the cheapest ████ deals me baby I don't know no I just go for a good deal bang for your buck yeah cuz I try to get the best seeds they're ████ expensive I like the I did though for Nikki uh for one of our anniversaries I got her front row at Eminem I like row there was nothing between us and Eminem that's sick yeah and she was like losing her mind it was it was great watching her watching her like literally reach in her pants and jerk off to another guy was awesome that's the only time you'll cck huh time my life you go home and ████ after really hard cuz she's thinking about Eminem yeah and I think about what a cuck I'm being yeah it's kind of hot yeah super [Music] hot
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