0:00 [Music] okay pervs what yeah talking to you guys what's something that um that you got of in your younger years that wasn't meant for that interesting H I think the main thing is like maybe the underwear aisle M which underwear aisle please explain the the only one that men would go to but I don't think matters I think anyone can go to their respective underwear aisle right yeah no but what made you that like you would see it's a bunch of just like underwear models and you're like yeah like yeah I thought that was hot do I have to explain that one favit detail the point full detail you talking
0:50 you're talking briefs you're talking boxer briefs you're talking what kind bikini brief I will say I feel like over time they've actually made the underwear models less attractive like really more inclusive Inus yeah I feel like they used to like when I was a kid like they were hotot and now they feel like very just generic and like they're trying to be as Bland and like yeah they don't want to intimidate people noral funniest ones are the depends one cuz they got like an actual like I think they photoshop it but it looks like a guy that's like this and or like he's just like that and then he's just wearing a big diaper but he has like a black T-shirt they show the person wearing the depend yeah so you know the yeah what ask you a question actually sure so you know like dudes the most like uh or straight dudes the most like stereotypical question is like are you a or titties guy M right in your world is
1:43 there a dichotomy of that like are you a or chest or what like what kind of guy are they like are you a butt guy definitely but I think everyone is kind of the core of butt guy to a certain degree a but guy kind or is it like the question like give or receive I guess it yeah depends on what you are to the degree like if you're just trying to get ████ then you're probably only going to care about the front that's true but if you're only looking to ████ you're just going to look an ass for the most part cuz you know like girls will make fun of dudes right oh you got a tiny dick dud gay guys make fun of other dudes like get off me you ████ tiny dick ████ yeah is that a burn um or you're like oh my buttthole is tight I need a small dick I'm kind of in that lane I think big dick in Lane h so like regular regular size is actually great
2:33 in that lane did you are you calling your man ████ type yeah he's like he's like my man ████ so tight you're buy dude now all these ████ dudes out there like a tight man ████ that just means you have to put in a lot of work honestly I feel like if like in the man world this just means you have to do a lot of ████ foreplay more than anything which is kind of more so of like a barrier to entry to a certain degree you kind of of want somebody who's a little bit more loose down there if you want them to actually be a real bottom oh ████ you got to train for it yeah oh yeah if you're not if you're not used to it you're not really doing it in the first place it's very easy for us to understand like oh dude chance are black dude you got pretty big dick big is there like you know ethnic group where you're like you probably got a loose butthole yeah Chinese people for
3:24 sure Chinese Loose Caboose my butthole is tight man mine's probably the tightest one here know what whose butts are you comparing it with though yeah my butt's ████ for sure are the tightest dude you see how competitor we got not tighter than mine not tigh mine Chinese guys have the loosest butth holes here huh yeah yeah we're insecure Bart might actually have the tightest butol I'm sure you all have very tight but holes I know let's move on so he's like yeah you guys all sound like a bunch of idiots who's the tit guaranteed Japanese butthole lo you guys are dumb as ████ honestly I'm trying to help you all move on no we're staying on this for another 20 minutes Tyler says Japanese M bu looses what Wikipedia this what do we the most what are we perv on that we're not supposed to right when you were young you know like when you first started cuz obviously when you're younger you don't
4:15 just like have access to we didn't grow up with internet randomly like right away so you were like some people would see like the Sears catalog or like like random like Glamour magazine like you would just not everything would be play Import Tuner yeah Import Tuner but that you're supposed to that's already later though you know what I mean like that's already like you know cuz you know you go to like like teen magazine or whatever and you would look up like you know and you rip those pages out and you ████ put them in your binder and stuff I feel like your intention is already to be like this is hot yeah yeah are you saying like not even that like where you're just like it could be it but it can't be something that's overtly like made to be oh I know something that was crazy jokeer go first Mexican mannequins are built different ooh they are you know those like Mexican like clothing stores like it's like Yeah
5:06 Boy when you when you walk past them you're like why are there it's like super hourglass yeah they're super curvy it's like and then you're like man this is not like Target and then some mannequins they're just like yeah this is where the nipple is going to be where some they're just like Smooth robotic and you're like the ones with the nipples they care I like the nipple cuz I touch it a little bit Yeah they care you just try to walk by it I try to brush up on it when I was a kid yeah je the mannequin thing was weirdly relatable I do I remember as a kid my my my mom and my sister they would go to Victoria Secret and I would like pretend to like not look to be like a good kid you know but then I'd like ████ look you know it was like a thrill for me yeah it's like the whoa I was like holy ████ or you go to the video store and you're
5:56 trying to like not look at the I'm like I'm like doing and I'm like trying to like play it like I'm a ████ honorable young L dude video story you always accidentally you keep walk you you hang around the aisle you know what I mean oh I remember okay my dad used to have I'm bringing back a lot of memories my dad used to have these Men's Health magazines when he would be pooping remember he used to have magazines by the toilet so we would be reading I'd be reading those but in the back pages they would have like ads for like like sex stuff you know they I remember there was one was like it was like a sex chair or something I don't know what it was the Liberator I don't know if that's the name I think it was like a triangle shaped thing I would it looks like a jelly be or something and sometimes every now and then I just it just like it's burned into my psyche bro I think about that and I'm like I wonder if that would actually be good to you like I would think about that to this day uh
6:47 but I used to always just get like I would like turn the pages I pretend like like bro I'm by myself I'm literally pooping by myself stuff I'm pretending to like look at the other stuff and then like get to the end Pages you're like oh you feel your heartbeat and your palms get all sweaty you're like oh God I am I am a bad bad boy and i' like look at the backgound reader digest yeah yeah like this lady has lace underwear this is crazy heck yeah dude yeah bro like that feeling of Life yeah I thought embarrassing answer actually go um you know like the creative character things and like the Tony haot games oh yeah yeah I used to like really just like make like my dream boyfriend in the Tony haot games and then skate around us him in my underwear through the C that's pretty good yeah no dude like my friend did
7:40 that for like his Saints Row characters and all that like he would always choose women and every time he does it I was like why are you choosing girls and he goes you want to stare at guys all day yeah and I was like you're right look laa C Cube titties were Bing yeah and like for GTA and all that you could just have your character run around and like lerie all day so I was like oh yeah this is so much better do you do you remember did you watch the old school classic anime ninja scroll yeah of course that was like one of the first yeah one most ganger amazing classic cult blah blah blah but obviously what's her face you know she like almost gets great by that demon monster thing but he rips off her clothes and stuff yeah it's the yeah so it's obviously a dark scene but kid as a kid you're still like oh ████ titties and so you like be like I need
8:30 watch that fight scene again over and over it's a fight scene you know my craziest sex Adventure was uh I don't know if you guys know this but did you know I had my first orgasm when I was like six I didn't know this you didn't know no okay tell us the story so his first girlfriend was a a tetherball pool so yeah when I was a kid I didn't know that I was ████ coming but I would climb poles and and then and then I would like just go up and down up and down I bust at the top and I didn't know I was I just thought it was like a funny feeling he hit the peek I just thought it was like I just thought it was a funny feeling when I clim you never heard this I don't think I have okay all right that's so funny this is a short coming out here dude all right so I found out when I was
9:21 six so every ████ recess from first grade second grade third grade fourth grade I adct start Recess by climbing a pole before I did any other activity going down the slide playing basketball handball climb poles first because I know I'm I'm I'm going to get that funny feeling that I like and I'm going to go do whatever else right start my day and then um I forgot what how old I was but I think one time I got horny and I was probably like in third grade or some ████ third or fourth grade and I was like ████ I need to get rid of this funny feeling cuzz I don't I'm not like you don't know what horny is you you don't know anything it's like this innocent feeling but you have like this urge I'm like ████ what do I do what do I do and my mom's home oh and then I end
10:11 up finding this tree in my front yard that I to bust nuts on there's a ████ tree that I woulds on it and then I was like ████ what do I do and this is the craziest sex Adventure I remember my mom uh was in the kitchen she's like I make food come outside 10 minutes and I'm like all right cool so now I'm just in I'm in the bedroom and you remember those ████ uh floor lamps that you would turn and it were like like and it was like in the '90s it was like it was shaped like that yeah and then it illuminates this way so I was like looking around the room I'm like oh ████ that's kind of pull ████ hello and I was like ████ how the ████ do I like CL climb it cuz it's weak as ████ so I ended up like creating some sort of contraption where it was I think
11:02 I put like the chair on my on my mom's bed and then I leaned the lamp onto the chair so now it's like this ████ like military obstacle course and I climbed it like this no way I remember busting and then putting it back and then my mom goes in she's like why is the lamp bent and I was like oh I was trying to I I didn't know how to put it back together I was trying to fix it it bent it's supp climbing the pole oh so good never playing tether ball with you ever and then I I bent it pulls away from Bart dude and then it was like that and then and it wasn't until like I got older and I was like damn I was ████ the ████
11:53 lamb how did you know you were busting though cuz you would just get the feeling oh and then it would be relieved it would be relieved and I'm and I didn't there was like no seen right no noing yeah it's just like you get a mosquito bite oh it feels good okay how did you like know to keep it private and not be telling everyone that you're busting on the pole while they're all around probably cuz the feeling is just in his penis specifically he's like y this is crazy cuz I I know what you're talking about cuz I had that feeling one time in in the in the bathtub I started showering myself right or or no bathing cuz it wasn't even a shower right and then you know like cuz you're young so you can't even like use a shower or stuff like that but like I was right in that in between where like my mom wouldn't shower me she'd be too busy doing ████ so like go take your bath you know you I just learned how to ████ right and then in order to like clean myself off
12:43 of the soap I would have to put my hand under the ████ bathtub thing and then like kind of like siphon the water off so it like kind of sprays over me right right and then next thing you know I'm like gets down what a feeling right What a Feeling what feel what's this feeling I like lift up my oh this feels really good and then eventually that's how I discovered that sensation no see see probably same thing like five or six yeah no seeming would come out or anything like that and you didn't do it every day after I did it a lot see every time I took a bath I knew it you ████ deviant it's not like it's not like she came in she's like how come the bathtubs bent the fact that you would run straight out to the pole at the beginning of every ████ that wasn't a public
13:34 space and oh and the first time I got uh like shame for it was umit was uh somebody else's lamp no no cuz you know like once you're you hit a certain grade you're hanging out with the older grades so I think I was in fourth grade and I think fourth fifth six had the same recess so I was at the monkey bars and I remember like a sixth grader like yo you straight humping that and I remember going like no I'm not I don't even know what that word meant you know oh no I'm not you just tell probably ████ the ████ out of the pool you can just tell by his tone that he was like making he like yo you straight humping that that's the best video of you and
14:24 like you look at it now and you were like really going at it I probably was hey start asking you for polls you'll know what the ████ deal is so Gio knows his story and every time we go to the park we see him climb watch out watch out all right okay okay cool cool he's climbing at the normal way that's funny that you never like told you never talked to other kids about it when you were a kid that like hey yo I found out this cool poll trick hey tried this poll out that's true H yeah I never you ever like shared your wisdom your master class dude I had a friend who was always is playing with his dick and he always find new ways to play with his dick yeah his name is Emanuel that ████ he would start playing with this like you know remember our chairs were faced like they were like this and it was you had a little um like a thing inside right
15:16 under the table where you put your books in oh and then it would be like two students to a table right and then you're facing each other and all that right so this ████ will literally bust his dick out and start playing with it God and his method what age is this we're like third grade but that's late yeah second very that's very or third grade or something yeah yeah maybe second but anyways ████ his his method was he would pull his dick out and he he had his fingers and he would rub ████ try to light a m paper yeah he'll be like this he's sanding down his penis yeah what the ████ he's Mexican yeah oh and then he would also he would wear shorts oh he's Mexican oh and then he would have his I don't know why he
16:06 didn't go like this but he would have his hand inside of his pants like this and it's just dangling it yeah and one time he got caught oh there you go well he would tell all of us and we're just like uh and he goes no this one's good this one feels really good and you go like this and then like oh my Lord this sounds and he would always be teaching other people how to ████ jack off what the yeah what a crazy kid good friend Auditorium I remember like him and his other buddy they were both competing on who can rub their dicks faster so they were going like this right and then they were using their palm and they're just going and so you had two boys in the back and then our teacher was looking she goes Emmanuel what are you doing and then you look up and then he was like Frozen like that so he knew he was doing something messed up yeah or he
16:58 discovered right then that he was doing something mess up those guys busted for sure but sick yo you straight humping bro if I heard that I'd ████ fall out dude I'd ████ have a heart attack I was so embarrassed no I'm not I'm curious now that you're like a as a bodybuilder can you do any like poll tricks now like can you hold yourself sideways in a pole or hey don't get a back reintroduced I just stay away from P but he does have like 84 lamps in his ████ so it does for you when you have to climb a rope or Pole today well because now I think you know there's a difference of how you do it but I think before I only climb poles by like humping or ████ it and you would get to the top or would you just hump oh I would
17:49 get to the top and if I didn't sitting at the bottom if I didn't bust yet I would just slide back down and go go back up can you imagine this full oh I think we find out what B really needs to be pardoned for that's so funny dude you would have made a great rock climber ████ hilarious just a little ass kid cuz you are inch Waring up and you could you can make it look like you're you're not humping you're just climbing I mean if the teacher never had a talk with you they must have just not even noticed or what if he was humping the pool all the way up and then it was just too funny that's what I and I also remember uh in fourth grade like you still get those urges right cuz i' I've been busting like every day so I remember going to recess and then I go to the pool and as soon as I see that kid I'm like oh
18:41 ████ he's on to me man I'm like don't you want to play ████ tether ball or something hey you guys want to do pole climbs today what are you guys' pervert things man oh we're already done
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