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Off The Record: The Guests We Want on the Show in 2023

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0:00 foreign [Music] welcome to a very important episode of careful boys and today we're going to talk about who are some future guests you would like to have on the show I'll go first salt Poppy oh I love him how about Big Ben tag him please he's funny he's not the stick guy he's not this oh okay not that good um Filipino dude that guy he's cool from the UK I believe that he's really funny but he's been knocking ████ it's so funny too because he's all like remember the recent guy he ████ up he's all like yeah he's muzzled but muscles don't win fights yeah he's cool because he just has like a straight soft body like he doesn't look athletic yeah like

0:53 like he's making he's making pretty okay boxers look like they don't even know I want him to fight Jay Paul it's gonna be a pretty good fight I think so they were they were talking about doing a Floyd Mayweather KSI tag team match versus Manny Pacquiao and saw poppy whoa that's good marketing right there that's a really good marketing are we out on the Floyd thing yet like here in Floyd's gonna fight is just the most boring thing you could ever ████ say he still can watch it though he's picking up I don't think anyone's watching it in the States but he's picking up checks all across the the world yeah and just by doing these little exhibitions so he gave barbell Brigade stuff too salt puppy he was yeah that's so cool people sent it to the JK then they're like yo is he could he come on JK because he's wearing barbell he's connected so that's all cool man yeah that's still awesome yeah maybe some of his uh

1:45 employee sent it to him or something I saw poppy on here I talked to him here and there oh you do yeah yeah he's really cool he grew up on us he brought us about JK on David oh dude say that earlier what bring him on yeah we're gonna talk about two minutes about this camera yeah you're like you're like yeah everybody tag him but you're like already in direct communication yeah like yeah he grew up on JK like we raised him that's true yeah and it's like oh yeah you could get him on the show then what the ████ are you talking about yeah I forgot he's the man I think anybody else have any I'm not I am autistic so yeah okay is a very good what would you want Nick I don't know man it would be nice to have Jackson wangan I think yeah Jackson wait if only we knew someone that knew Jackson Wang well we know somebody who acts like he knows him but I don't know oh who's that Ryan dude I actually know someone that always has him on his podcast and he's really close to us oh

2:36 wait oh I was thinking about you oh word oh wait oh I think I was thinking about Anthony too dude my stock is hella high now all right so who else he's only looking at me dude um I don't have Bart's mom to be honest the time traveler first my mom for reals to be honest my mom I'd be so down dude bring her up bring it on L.A again Anthony knows her you have a hot seat with Bart's mom I we gotta do it I think I need to mentally prepare myself because I don't know she's just so much trauma between me and her what if she's just here one of those days you're not here but you hanging hang with him yeah but on camera you're just gonna be more annoyed maybe this will bring you

3:27 guys together because we'll be able to say things that maybe you always wanted to say like like who would you ████ your mom or your dad oh ████ I don't think so who's your ████ your son or your son laughs if you do a really good one because she'd be stuck she'd have to say she doesn't work your son or your ex-husband oh that's good it's the ultimate gaslighter so if you can resist her Hocus Pocus skills yeah it's then go ahead I don't know if we'll be able to though I hope we all turn on each other all right honestly I hope she brings ████ bread that she makes dude she sits in there we need to have taika back taika yeah as he gets older it's like good to like at least once a year to see like the I'll be checking with taika dude

4:17 that would be great I would like to get Michelle yawan that would be amazing ████ cool ████ why though oh my goodness why would she come here I don't know why she would come she's at the top of her game right now there's no way every game I grew up watching her and it would just be cool to kind of see like the most like prominent Asian person that will be cool to be able to talk to her but I feel like people come here and their careers get ruined right you know who I did uh I slide I slid into a DM uh just the other day to see if we can go on the podcast it was kihu Quan oh cool oh really yeah of course you didn't check it though not yet who's that uh he's the dude that was the Short Round oh Short Round yeah oh yeah Short Round yeah hey data so uh they said it they ████ said it when he won when he when he

5:07 spoke his name was he didn't know who he was by his name the Oscars from Indiana Jones a surrounding ████ they were saying sure you know what I thought all right they made him wear a hat so you know he was Short Round and end data right yeah so because he was the same kid on ████ Goonies yeah so I thought that was his stereotypical accent that in the 90s they made him do and then when he did the speech I was like holy ████ that's how that's how he speaks oh you never saw everything everywhere all at once okay it was Korean Cinema's ████ crushing it right now and every I watch a lot of cream this one won like every ████ Oscar and this picture and

5:57 everything like that but this one was good it was a I was a movie about math was it pretty good I'm already hooked tell me more movie about math Jamie Foxx wow Jamie Foxx damn you're really shooting stars well you're asking the Joe Biden on here dude hey we were this explosive getting Andrew Yang yeah it was very close we're always very close to getting a ████ killer and then they watch the channel and then go [Laughter] you know so David recently was you know he went to one of those um mixers right and all those people Asian American Cinema they're all you know they're all bare like gold house like those things all yeah all the all

6:47 the guys and then so you know very David's like outspoken about everything which is why we can't get certain guests on here right yes yeah but they all went up to him and said oh you know on a low like we all love the ████ you guys say because that's how we really feel but we can't say it and then do you remember the names he was like then why the ████ I know he's like why the ████ are you supporting the people on Twitter and all that ████ like because they want to have a career who are censoring you we're keeping you from they gotta play the game because we care about our families and communities right they want a career and then and then David was like and and it was like those actors in everything everywhere like all of them they watch JK they like were I think we're their guilty pleasure I think Michelle this is time on Michelle yo Michelle come down send me a DM I'll get you here

7:38 Short Round oh we'll get you some Waba Grill for lunch because it's gonna be a good time however way you want it I love you because the way I see it is like it's kind of like our politician friends that like hit DMS on the side like let us know on the side like how they like that ████ because they they can't say a lot of the stuff that we say you like that ████ I can't say any of it well okay think about it like all those guys in Hollywood I don't think they're ████ I just think that they have a lot they have like their lives on the line they can't say the stuff that we can say because like I've constructed my life to specifically be a low life you're born in it there's nothing on the line bro like who you're meant to be what yeah I'm not gonna lose my life because of the way I speak and I can I

8:28 rather speak my mind and be broke than be ████ A Millionaire and just shut the ████ up I have to talk I don't know if I share that sentiment but that's how we feel about it I respect you you know what I respect you you're in this ditch with me I am in the distance too bad we're all Associated enough Yeah by association yeah ████ it let's be pouring loud baby you're in the shot that they're gonna use for the article so it's when they're talking about Jake from the thumbnail yeah you're a lot of thumbnails you're on The Daily Mail basically kiss your career goodbye I bet you got some good ones you know a lot of people so on here you want Jim man for BTS like who's a realistic person that would probably be that would do well on this that would like be a good phone it would be fun yeah it might be interesting to bring like Andy Lee uh um and his brother or whatever the day oh yeah yeah

9:18 because you did the martial arts and stuff yeah oh yeah they grew up on us too but they don't talk to me anymore damn I'm sorry dude maybe they're just maybe they just got to that level where same thing it's like hey I don't want to be in the ditch yeah it's probably it took so much work to get out it seems like there's a common theme yeah a little bit I feel like when people aren't really in Hollywood and then they're just like I love YouTube right and it's my dream to be a YouTuber but when they can skip that and go straight to the real Fame ████ they're like no going back there's no their PR agent is like whatever you do do not ████ go anywhere close to those JK guys you know does that make sense yeah yeah I like being pulled inside the party like hey bro come here like oh my God you're my guilty pleasure like I watch you when there's nobody around and like it's cool it's okay to

10:08 watch you you guys are like porn yeah yeah like when my when like if my wife comes in the room like I pretend like I'm watching porn and I throw Jakey in another window today's video is brought to you by Sunday you know what I've been noticing uh as I get older I've been valuing the greens in my life you know there's that one study the more greens you see with the eyeballs the healthier you are because just like around you so if you get Sunday you can help improve your lawn which will make you feel really good because you got life all around you because you don't want to spend all day trying to take care of your lawn yeah how come why do you think grass should be greener always on the other side no no it should be greener on this side and we're going to spray this beautiful fertilizer that they can actually create for your home's needs it's pretty awesome and you can get one right here depending on the type of

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12:42 ever get a chance to figure out if we can reach out to that dude who stopped the ████ gunman in Monterey Park I tried and I got lazy oh word that makes it okay how far did you get I messaged no I found his Facebook and I didn't message him remember what happened I was asking you guys if you could message him because I sent the message and it came back as you can't send it oh yeah and then I was like why and then that was it I think it was a funny moment here yesterday that I want to talk about where um Bart and Joe were actually looking at a piece of a piece of furniture in here and then Anthony and Ryan who've been trying to change the office for like I don't know ████ two years now they're like oh my God it's like the bosses actually care right now it was like a really cool moment because they are huddled over and figuring out what things do we not need we were like look at what's happening

13:32 we don't need a ████ film right now just let him do their thing don't say anything shut up let it happen and then they're both like talking like apes like oh yeah we can change this move that one and these boys just had hope in their eyes dangerous thing you can give somebody so who's the person I want Twan on is he alive he does pairs by night bro hell yeah I think has blue is too big for us now no we can't get hospital really white yes he's everywhere he's probably the most famous person it's Harum he's not gonna come he gets a sock everyone in the face I know I legitimately think though we could get Mike Tyson somehow yeah I would love myself I was this close number one right now you were this close how we're always this close though right yeah my friends produced his show at the

14:25 where he films all that stuff oh and then um just tell him we got mushrooms and weeds I was like come over here I was like why don't you hook a homie up and bring him over here and then he he didn't talk to me for like a month yeah yeah and he goes hey I'm opening up a lunch truck you want to come by and I'm like bring Mike Tyson first and he didn't talk to me for like two months and then he's like he's like hey I got this new product you want to promote for me I was like bring Mike Tyson and he can talk to me for another month for four months yeah but I'll get there it'll I think one day we'll get there you're good at building relationships I am yeah no no no we've been friends for a while you're chipping away You're Gonna use that favor one day yeah yeah we're gonna get Mike Tyson I think I believe that yeah um I don't know I don't know how much that's gonna happen anyone else before I I wanted to name a bunch of people but

15:15 now I'm embarrassed to say because they'll see it and go oh yeah I probably shouldn't come on this show really no by the way that's true no no at that point then ████ it just say their name just say it so then they go no I come on the show yeah well maybe we can try to maybe we can try to Rebrand like I don't know this isn't a ditch I know I'm trying because I know that I know there's people that would want to come and they just wanted us to ask too sometimes yeah maybe don't say jk just say you come to a careful boy shoot and then they get tricked when they show up when they show up yeah lock the door no this is this is a good place to be this is a very very good place I love every time we've had a guest here and you can tell that they're like oh we're gonna keep going for a while huh and that's when I know that they're never ever ever coming back

16:06 I think they're used to showing up and speaking for an hour and going home we make people work hard right you're here for ████ six hours talking this is no ████ ████ around Place dude we're feeding you some Hainan chicken so shut the ████ up you know what other places dude we got a whole snack closet we don't have a snack bar we have ████ 10 rows we got light coming through the holes in the ceiling dude we got ████ these cool chips man chips tired in four days yeah if I had my mother over here I'd be like hey Mom you should probably use a painter's bucket outside oh yeah speaking of which the crunchy uh Bros guy uh crunch Brothers my twin yeah I'd love to have them on him and his son

16:58 yeah and I and I could be his his second son I can sit next to him and we could all look at this look at your father I would love to get your wife as well dude I think I could get no Tiff would never come on the show really he's like being that public eye I just want her to roast you all day yeah if we did the CIA ████ pixelation ████ would she come on with a deep voice I think I think there's a way we could do that because she is really funny at dunking on me she's really good she's really good at she's really good at embarrassing me and I think you guys would have a lot of fun with that Dynamic yeah I'm wearing her down every day okay dunking on you is just not that fun for us so it'd be fun to see somebody who's good at it yeah really good who knows all the other stuff because he deflects so hard he doesn't give us anything to work on yeah that's his whole plan give you guys a lot for you guys to dunk up no it's not that fun it's not personal enough like

17:49 when we dunk on you you're laughing and ████ we don't dunk on this guy right we're all alley-oop and ████ scores like that running the score up and running the ████ clocked out and ████ on this guy you know there's so much joy in the room yeah everyone's like what's up everyone this togetherness love the pile on as well yeah great memories he's got a point there Nick you're not as fun that's why we do it right there that face right there hey you know what dude I'll be more of a stranger money making baby yeah and change I'll change and I won't laugh so if you say something to me I'm gonna ████ get real mad wow yeah just to sell it no that's not so Anthony gets off the hook for a little bit okay um oh they're um the fans always had this really funny idea of replacing each

18:39 of us with our partners and just cold starting a that's a great idea that would be really great for us it's probably such a ████ video though why insane about your partner yeah dude like they have the same chemistry that we've all put into each other no but it's the playing on the awkwardness I think smack would be really good at that she's also a professional Entertainer I know that's why yeah some of them are ladies are not like who's how dare you say that about yourself my wife is what if the dynamic is exactly the same like Tiff is just deflecting is just getting dumped off by Nikki specifically Nikki's going ham on neither Anita has no answers for

19:29 Nikki that'd be even better though if like if they were trying to beat us that would be how well can they mimic us yeah but then between takes Nina and Nikki are doing shots back there ████ hugging it out doing shots that would be a good show they're just acting like us yeah that would be pretty fun Nikki's getting Nina into some crypto that goes to ████ zero [Laughter] she's talking about feudal Japan Geo's nose is bleeding that would be crazy that would be best

20:21 that's their dream that would be like a very special thing if we did that that's that's the that's the two million two million subscribers how about that you'll start saying really toxic things and troubling things troubling toxic things I would say a straight face no laughing yeah yeah while eating everything yeah it feels like I think child molester should be molested by children I think the that is a good two million goal that would be huh yeah I think so I could probably get smacked to do that one she'd be down that would be a fun time dude we should have them all talk about guns because I don't think any of them your topic is gun control all right let me close the door we would have to go in there we can't hear it hear all our faces make sure you

21:11 pass you passionately defend it yeah yeah you know all of our viewpoints you know we all have a group mind yeah we don't yeah we do not disagree Nina's gonna come on here dunk on me too [Laughter] [Applause] the girls ask you specifically to come in they just all dunk on you the whole ████ time [Laughter] sometimes the magic of JK though it's the inside jokes that more that that are sometimes way better than having a uh interesting guest on it I agree because like if you even see in our views too even from the past like some of the

22:02 craziest moments and Views happen from the moments that just happen from us in the group not because we had a viral guest or whatever because like we've had guests that had millions of like Subs on their Channel they just don't pull views we've had guests that are like 10 000 subs or no YouTube channel that are getting millions of views because just the topic was amazing the story was amazing the conversation what happens in this room is what's amazing so it's like I think the magic really I don't know I would only want guests that are extremely interesting I wouldn't give a ████ about like where they are like Southwest uh soft white underbelly I thought I think like getting people that are like oh ████ you live that life and interviewing them yeah interesting I just pull them in for a video that's

22:54 kind of tight that's a tight idea that's a great idea there's also too sitting in that chair is a ████ tough seat bro especially for the first time you walk in here and you don't know any of us right that's why you've never done it have I I've sat there before you've been here before I couldn't handle it your boy was sweating was I sweating big moment he just giggled away oh this chair's a little too big for you then I feel like the first three months of Nick at JK his job was the giggler oh my God I just thought it was fun I was having a good time yeah I mean that's me too when I first came I was just laughing at everything he laughed how about that yeah not anymore I don't ████ until he got shut down for bullying jokes yeah that's true huh We Don't Billy over here I guess we ████ do are you out of your mind

23:44 Bully's made us dude now we're passing it down I owe my bullies alive me too the rage and um resentment that I have that's it's brought me to where I am today because I wanted to be successful and laugh at their ████ face for having a miserable life yeah I'll thank you guys later hey you take all of us later [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music]

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