0:00 it's like we're going to do it you know like he knows that it's going to happen other like not like our parents that they're like oh we'll get you some later and you're like hey what about that thing and it never happens I think I've been lied to my whole childhood I've been lied to Forever they be like we got McDonald's at home and then you go home and you're like that's a ████ bread with a with the ground beef frust is gone that's not [Music] McDonald's welcome back to careful boys today he we have Gio hey and so last time we were all together we um all of us went around the room and asked us asked Bart what would have happened if he was our father and something happened like oh I remember now yeah yeah yeah so now
0:51 we're going to do exactly that but if Gio is the mom good good good what is happening how you're our mommy and this is not sexual in any way but you're our mommy okay and we're not going to make it sexual cuz Bart's the only person in this room that has a kid so we're like if this happened what would you do as a dad okay got it yeah yeah so like like you get the prompt kind of like where like we are cups and then we all know how our parents took it but then in our new generation of parenting where we're trying to like not just beat the ████ out them every chance we get oh that was going to be my answer what's the like how would you do it you know cuz like for example we exposed that Bart's down for Te to basically stab somebody and then Bart just like oh R I hope you learn from this and yeah that's not what happened but it's okay it sounds just basically what happened yeah Jo how he told to drown his friend
1:41 one time that's that's not Bart's like oh yeah I'll throw him in the water too so he's got to how would you react to this question same question so how do you react to this I was at the park with my friend we were just playing there's a pond there right and we're walking side by side my friend's right here the Pond's there and and I thought it would be hilarious to shoulder check his ass and ████ push him into the water cuz I didn't know that people couldn't swim so he's there how old are you this had to be like third grade or something the real question was his friend he's Japanese yep definitely not okan y cuz they know how they know how to they could all swim that's why it's like he could fish but he can't swim and almost everyone I knew knew how to ████ swim right so I thought it was like walking like you learn you're not a b anymore you know how to do it ████ Chuck this
2:32 dude straight in the water and he started drowning drinking the water and I froze I was I didn't know what to do and then this dude that was fishing next to us he dropped his pole he jumped in the water and he grabbed them and he lifted them up yeah and I my parents were ████ pissed yeah I wouldn't be pissed cuz you didn't know so what would you do so I think I would talk to Joe third grade Joe and just be like all right what happened happened like what were you thinking I thought it would have been so funny yeah okay so funny but then look he didn't know how to he didn't know how to swim did you know that like and I think you would probably be like I didn't know that people don't know how to swim and I'd be like well don't make assumptions on his behalf would you say I did I did say that well then have your conversation have your conversation I mean I would be upset but I can't jump
3:22 the gun and start beating his ass because either he he did something embarrassing or how his parents the other kid parents are going to react to me like my son right and then I'm the other kid's parent I'm like you need to discipline and he almost killed my son I'd be like well yeah sorry let's figure this ████ out and I would definitely talk to my son what's to figure out he almost drowned my ████ kid right here I saw it yeah I mean but he didn't know what he was doing and now I would just make this kid because of you all right I don't remember getting my ass but I thought it was really fun because when we got home um we both got the shower and then we both had a pee so we both jumped jumped out and peed on the same toilet and then he was borrowing my clothes and I thought this is what it's like to have a brother but you had a brother my age my age yeah yeah he was
4:13 like too old to like jump in the shower you had a brother you have a brother um yeah so because I have such a curious could be perceived mischievous kid he could have done um he's also really honest and I don't want to ever taint that like I really want to have a healthy relationship with taica so when he says he like genuinely like if he says I didn't know other people can't swim then I'd be like oh I can actually believe that but then I would the lesson would come after that right where I'd be like well this is why we don't do that and I'll say like now his parents are upset or now his clothes are all jacked up or he could have died which is the most important one um but if it would happen a second time then I'm Bea his ass okay so the first one's always a freebie uh if what if what if I just k pushing people into the pond yeah well no then it's a different conversation
5:04 right but if it's the first time it's happened and I genuinely believe you when you say you had no idea that when you do a b happens then you know at that point so next time Joe goes with his other friend St Pond like can you swim like yeah I can swim but if if everyone's having a good ass time then it's cool right but if the parents aren't cool with that or whatever like if we have something to go to I mean it's all context that pond was off the San Francisco bridge then at that point I'd be pissed it's like some greenwater ████ Park Pond ████ with duck ████ everywhere let's say uh this is like a semi-real situation same thing Joe uh pushes another kid down a flight of stairs right yeah that's why I said it's not my real situation cuz you know what I'm talking about I know what you're talking about and then Joe goes I didn't know they didn't know how to go downstairs yeah
5:54 same thing right like I just while the other parent just you didn't know they don't know how to go downstairs the other parent watching their kid just fall down a fight of stairs head yes um but also like we have to consider the age of this kid right so I would I would get pissed um and I would discipline because you're never at third grade they ████ better know well this person was younger like a lot younger uh this kid um oh this is a story I see now yeah so with that one I would for sure discipline because at that point they know not to be putting hands on people like not to be pushing right isn't that the same thing with the pond not really because it's water right and you're thinking that when someone falls in the water as a kid you're thinking that it's just going to be so what you're saying if there's waters on the other side it could be Mike Tyson on this side um like
6:44 if oh it's water so you could put hands hell yeah I don't know I think it's actually thinks the stairs is the same as ████ is the same exact analogy as water okay okay I I think everyone out I mean yeah I'm with you cuz one is stairs the other one is water one is like cranky is like violence aash and one is like yeah yeah yeah is there more you need to understand I don't know what's below the pond there could be another flight of stairs down there of course but I don't think kids fly the stairs under the I never been to the bottom of a pond yeah it could be Atlantis where there's a buried city steps everywhere mostly stairs under ████ falling um oh that's kind of sick that's probably why your friend could get up yeah so that's that's I I I try to talk and and understand before I ████ kick
7:35 ass you know damn what about um kickass first then conversation just like our parents what about something a little more lighthearted right like what if your kid just keeps getting his head stuck in buckets like he puts it on his head as a joke and he just continues to happen him I say you figure this ████ out he's a hypothetical hypothetical like what if his ears keep getting stuck ins can't get the buck off I this didn't happen to me this didn't happen to me but like yeah yeah yeah every time this kid would put the handle of the bucket over his chin didn't your head get stuck in some stairs that's not that didn't happen put your head through the you did that yeah I think you did fire department is that what you said one time I think it did happen I think it happen but the bucket honestly if it happened over and over again I say you have to figure this ████ out I already told you what if what if the what if the child just had crazy just screams and it just wouldn't stop you know like then I
8:26 put your ass in a room and you need to sort that ████ out on your own I've done my Duty the first one is the freebie and it's the explanation I walk you through it second third time I don't know you need to ████ figure that ████ out a little harsh but I respect it harsh I going to kick your ass there's certain things that I think all kids should go through and one of the things that I think people should stop doing is vaccinating your kids with chickenpox I think all kids need to experience a one virus or disease or something that almost takes them out you know how I got ████ chick chickenpox my older ████ brother so this guy had chickenpox in high school I always high school yeah he had it or maybe junior high for he mean he's 10 years older than me so it could have that's old to be having chickenpox okay maybe it's Junior High I don't know um I always had the stuffy he takes my ████ stuffy
9:18 rubs it all over his body and then throws it at me that's how I that fol tried to wipe you out like a freaking wasn't that the game though back then like your parents would be like oh so and so has chickenpox come on over chicken yeah what the ████ that was the thing yeah that a normal thing another thing I think all kids should go through is Beast thingss unless they're allergic or whatever but I've never had I never got one see I don't think I've gotten one either but I wouldn't mind getting one cuz I would like to know what it feels like it ████ hurts I've gotten a wasp a wasp okay that counts I never had a wasp one it burned I had a whole hiy Yellow Jackets come after me dude really yeah cuz I was I was chasing this like one of the prettiest bugs I've ever seen one of the prettiest bugs I ever I've ever seen yeah I'm have you think I was like 8 years old or some ████ that's a little too old to be thinking like that bro no I'm very slow so I I was like you know chasing this little like
10:08 it was like turquoise or something it was beautiful and it goes all the way to a Yellow Jacket's nest and then they all ████ start ████ what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details what if it was like man I got to get this ████ away from me I thought I was going to catch it and put it in like a little bug jar and like take care of it or something what did that feel like oh it was terrible it was
10:58 ter still got the scars I had the whole ████ I had the whole ████ Hive on my neck and ████ my mom was pulling them out of my neck and stuff like that yeah it was crazy dang you survived yeah do you guys do you guys believe in beating your kids because I remember in our younger years of JK news we were like you know we're not going to be doing that ████ and the more I see ████ kids I'm like everybody needs to get ████ I don't think we ever said that what about what did would beating your kids you mean like abuse like no we say we're not going to we we're not against spank we're going to try to talk to them all this ████ and I look back and I'm all like we all ████ said that ████ Yeah in our 20s yeah we would always talk about how like oh we got to be better uh we got we got to we got to stop the cycle we can't be hitting our kids and ████ break the wheel yeah and then now I'm like ████ them up I'm with you so
11:49 hard just go to the airport two times and you'll be on cuz I could have swor what we said is we're not going to uh kill them yeah but I'm I've always been Pro spanking since I was since I got spanked yeah cuz I saw the benefits to me so I'm I never got abused I definitely got I got spanked and I got abused and I've seen physical punishment in the Marine Corps and just so like even in my adult age I've Just Seen I've seen people get straight checked out a club I'm like sometimes you just need to stop a ████ real quick and I think strike first explain later or don't even explain at all can't wait till hear dad man just grow up the way that we did y what if you catch taica stealing money uh what age are we talking about let's say uh last week no it's too young cuz I don't want that to be too an excuse like oh he didn't know
12:41 any better it's like when you know y oh man I'd be so disappointed n or 10 you'd be like man we got money fool they acting like Aladdin they they know like what it means yeah I mean I think I would have a real heart to- heart with him and just try to figure out where the ████ is came from for sure he's going to get punished I mean I'm not going to spank him or hit at that point unless he's giving me ████ attitude but if we're having an actual back and forth conversation it should never get there um you guys never just go what the ████ you never do that like come on I stayed in my head a lot every day multiple times a day I can't can't wa so after after like a heart to heart what's like the type of discipline that he like made at nine your fourth grader I might have to start like grounding him taking ████ away from him that he loves like whatever privileges he has whether that's his phone or ████ seeing his
13:32 friends or if he's like into a sport and he likes practicing then we take that away um cuz he kind of needs to that time to ████ reflect now if it happens second third time oh man that's a different story what if he steals something from his friend and brings it home his friend has friend has a cool toy he brings it home you're like where'd you get that I where was that from uh and then he lies to me and he's like oh yeah no no I don't know I found it I picked up so he's stealing and line so I'd be pissed at the line like the line I'd be really really angry at him um the stealing from the friend so you talking about like when Bart took his friend's cat and ████ I am talking about that I honestly I I really do just try to understand okay I really just want to hear where it's coming from um and I really try to understand what if he's like he didn't deserve it oh dude that's cool i' be
14:23 like well what makes you think I mean we have the back and forth you know what I mean like what makes you think okay what what happened what's it with the cat situation 9 years old fourth grade um I was at my friend's house he lives across the street from the elementary school so my mom used to drop me off cuz she has to work early I'd go there at like 700 then both me and him would walk to school at like 800 something yeah I go to his house shout out to Maris he uh cat th he had a brand new kitten you know little kittens are cute as ████ brand new so fresh Kitt I was like this ████ is so ████ cute I was like you got to bring him to school dude I take it back maybe it is the right age where you say bugs are beauti I'm tell no way I can't bring I can't bring a cat to school I'm like all right he goes upstairs to go take a shower big mistake I take the cat I put it in my backpack I zip it up yeah and then I we start class and remember uh in elementary school did
15:13 you guys have those drawers where you can put your books in everyone y Maris sat behind me so I go check it out and then he was like what the ████ and then the he's cussing oh I don't know in the for in the Ohio I don't know what whatever ████ kids say no cap and then yeah no cap and dead ass and then the cat St starts ████ meowing yeah surprised it didn't go crazy and then the teacher is like is there a cat in here and then so she took takes the cat calls maris's mom to pick up the cat and calls my mom you get the phone call yeah what do you do um so these are already ground rules that you should already know about by that age right so you know not to steal n you know not to steal Livestock in the classroom yeah you know not to steal you know not to lie so I think you would get your ass whooped for every violation
16:05 that we've already set that there's ground rules right like we have our ████ Ten Commandments or whatever the ████ anytime you break one of those you're what are the Commandments of bringing a cat to class um you stole from your you you took it from your friend neighbor but is it I mean I guess it is stealing from your friend but he like showed his friend why' you do that I guess he didn't steal it fine I wasn't trying to steal I was trying to show him I was trying to show him what a cool idea this was that he couldn't do it I did it it was like surprise hanging out with your cat today I would also really inconvenience to your life so one I would not let you go back to maris's for a minute cuz now that that that trust is my best friend that trust is broken I'm going to be like bro Mar's mom is going to be down for that idea too a little Chinese kid trying to steal her cat like you can't be trusted so we
16:55 always tell we always this is a phrase we give ta every single time if you can't yourself someone's going to have to control you so now I have to control him um and that's the first thing that he can't do the second one is I have to like ████ strip search you every single time and make it really ████ inconvenient for you so that you're like it's drilled in your ████ head rib search dude Children of Men so ████ like that like I would different version of abuse there why strips or language he was naked when he came over hey don't be bringing that up on camera excuse me I got a I got a question I have an idea of um how I'm going to discipline my kids I want to see your guys' thoughts on this that's a good take I like this good start this is in between the new generation of gentle parenting
17:45 but you still want to punish but you don't want to hit them right I'm going to buy a casket this casket it's expensive is going to be in my living room okay no every ████ time they ████ up time out in the casket and they have to be like this that's psychological uh yeah some people might say that's abuse abuse Anthony might Anthony is that abuse yes it is because I'm very sensitive I think it's tight and they have to lay in there and then the longer the the jail is like the worst the punishment the longer the time but then also there's a slight crack in the woods you can barely see out and you can see a not mirror but like a glass reflection of the TV and everybody else is watching something really cool yeah and then you're suffering did that happen to you not the casket obviously but did you get locked in closets and ████ no I wasn't in a ████ Ethan Allen clock or anything he probably got stuffed in a
18:35 locker though closet was one of my uh punishments only seniors had the big Locker yeah closet was one of my punishments really true we got the thin ones being locked outside that was the one yeah that's psychological I don't do ████ like that when you say that it sounds like it ████ you up too well after a while it does it because when you're dumb when you're when you're dumb enough as a kid you go ████ I can't get back in the house and it's like it's still your backyard right you're stupid but then you get to a certain it ████ with you even as a a child you know that right but when you get older you're like oh I'll just pit the dog I'm outside with the dog and then he's just sitting there going that's your defense mechanism now like not heart broken bro here's some lemons making ████ lemonade that's one thing my parent well my dad did a lot of that psychological ████ not like
19:26 to that extent but like not talking to you or not dropping it or like give you the cold shoulder ████ like that you know and I refuse to do ████ like that let me ask you this then cuz you've obviously gone the other way I got a family member perhaps he's my brother-in-law he does I what I what I think some would call ████ ████ what's the ████ ████ where he's like his kid is crying and then he's like we let him cry and then like we talk to him about why he's crying and you don't tell him shut up that's what happened to me it's like shut the ████ up shut stop it well time and place it depends why he's crying and what he's where he's crying I mean he ████ spilled jelly beans I don't know but he's crying it's loud and like you let him cry it out and just sit there and ████ well everyone's
20:16 suffering right uh well it depends right like if we're in a ████ airplane and it's over spilled jelly beans then I'm like hey not right now man like I know you're upset or whatever but we just we got to get it together that's it spill jell there's a solution let's move it on I won't tell him to shut the ████ up though does that work telling him like move it on he stops cry I mean he'll still be sad right but like we figure out why he's sad is that oh cuz I can never eat any more jelly beans yeah man we can go get some more you know reason but the re but the the but why it works is because at a very early age he like re like we got him to really really trust us that's why we're able to dunk his ass in a pool and he knows we're not going to kill him and he's going to come back up and he's going to be safe you know cuz there's a lot of trust that we've built so when I say things like we'll buy you jelly beans it's like we're going to do it you know like he knows that it's going to happen other like not like our parents that they're
21:07 like oh I'll get you some later and you're like hey what about that thing and it never happens you know so there's like a lot of trust damn I think I've been lied to my whole childhood I've been lied to ████ forever they be like we got McDonald's at home and then you go home and you're like that's a ████ bread with the with the ground beef but like it's sandwich bread trust is gone you know what I mean you don't trust your parents anymore the only kid who had McDonald's at home was Richie Rich dude I know you actually had a McDonald's that ble my ████ mind ta's in that space oh dude blew my I was like what the we watched it again cuz ta is so into that movie think about being that employee and just staying there all day you're just staying there all ████ day I mean what do you do you got to work the fries you got to do register and you got to do Burger you got to be ready at a drop of you got to be ready yeah but it's like damn dude
21:58 this job ████ suck man I got no one to talk to there's nothing to do
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