0:00 [Music] all right you guys uh know will smith was married before jada right right did you have a son that's 47 years old he did have this on before i didn't know i didn't know he was married until as a reason within like five years because a son came out that was ████ 47 years old so he's opening up about his first marriage right in 1993 he started a movie called six degrees of separation and he says that during that he had just gotten married to his wife shri at the time and they had just had a kid right named trey and at that point he was filming this movie with his co-star stockard channing and he says he fell in love with her while he was married he was married he's a ladies man huh he can't keep his ████ mind together well that was 93
0:51 he was hella young right that's him in 93 with starker channing that looks like michael jackson i know she yeah maybe michael jackson was going for that look maybe maybe he's going for a little bit of stalker channing look did you ever see that cause you're not like nicki axe and stuff like if i should have to get booked a big role cause sometimes i get word for myself like let's say i have a super hot co-star yeah and i fall for her or something because you're a method actor you have to continuously do the kissing scene and you see it all the time and you gotta practice at home over and over are you saying i gotta ████ start i'm gonna i gotta leave right now i gotta go home okay i gotta see what she's doing oh they say i gotta leave just a jerk off i gotta go jerk i gotta go jerk to think about my wife and another man bye guys that's where your head goes did you ever like was she ever worried are you ever worried uh no never gil have you ever had a situation where your your co-star was a lover of yours no
1:41 dude a monk a month after i got married to nikki she had to kiss a dude in this movie that i wrote called funny story oh yeah that see that was i was like how did you deal with that i cried on set and then you asked her for a hug after you're stronger than me no i sat there like this the whole because they're actually filming it right and i said and then i stepped in and i went oh i can't believe you're doing this to me how could you do this to me [Laughter] baby i took it like a man did he tell you now she's taking care of rant and then he looked over at me and he's like no that's how a real man does it and i was you know and he's all meanwhile he's like yeah i just bought bitcoin ████ [Laughter] i'm making life changing money ████ you see this a lot right like you see brad pitt with jennifer addison and then after mr and mrs smith it was
2:31 him and angelina the most famous one i think they get so in the character that they just fall for and if you're shooting overseas you know you guys are rehearsing lines you guys might be in the same hotel you're spending so much intensive time together for like six months didn't he also do that with that one chick an allied oh yeah the french chick yeah the french ████ yeah yeah yeah i mean isn't it bound to happen because like you're playing that role and then you're you know you're just in it and you're in love as the character but then it kind of becomes a piece of who you are your body doesn't know that you're just ████ acting but the hormones and ████ are real and then you fall for them that's what he says he says that he basically um you know his wife at the time married a guy named will smith but he felt like he was being his character at home even and so he was like missing stockard channing because he was like feeling for her on the set it's
3:22 like this weird cross mix and then they had an impaired so you know but there's also some scumbag dudes that will use this excuse to be like baby you don't know i got a lot of love there's some character is it the performing arts center dude [Laughter] well he yeah wasn't he still in his 20s at this time 93 yeah you know he's actually still one of the the cleaner ones compared to how far he went with his journey at his age and stuff like that you know what i mean like yesterday we were talking about mike tyson wait what'd you guys say and we were talking about brad pitt actually with mike tyson's ████ wife you know what i'm saying who was all fresh prince so it's kind of she was right oh yeah she was so it's kind of like uh for will to i mean this just sounds like oh okay that makes sense will was probably crushing everybody that's what i'm saying everybody on french prince he had
4:12 a ████ uh did he yeah dude he had ████ tyra banks was on there oh yeah do you think he ████ her banks that's what i'm saying if anything maybe he just he's one of the cleaner ones like this is a confession when he's like i fell in love with my co-star it's not like he banged her in the back of the ████ rv you probably did though he says he banged her in the ass that's what he said oh god there's a video play it you know what i'm saying like in a weird way compared to mike tyson yes he's clean like but but even we're all clean compared to mike tyson compared to most of them he's still pretty cool even brad pitt right a lot of people would like be like oh i don't watch brad pitt's movies anymore because you know he cheated on jennifer aniston and it's like a whole thing i watched a ████ ton of them still not me that's not me i love that so many good movies i watch more after i think the moral is don't commit if you want more tits say it one more time
5:02 don't commit if you want more tits hold your microphone don't commit if you want let us all right five person riding team for this the jokes are gonna be really scattered but it's gonna be right i can't wait for the for the 50-minute mark when we all look at each other go this was a horrible idea we take our names off the posters yeah why this is really like long racist we bring back the uh the bart going over the marvel cinematic universe bit that was more wholesome this is just racism why did we get so many cameras for this oh man this is this all this came out with his new uh autobiography right so yeah he has a new book out and this is
5:52 part of juicing that but that's what i'm saying like i'm surprised he didn't cheat more that's that's what i'm saying think about will smith's juice like will smith's juice over the last couple years is jada cheating on him and telling everyone on facebook about it he's a ████ dude his image his public image is a ████ cuck but it's probably why it's so successful too though like oprah just ████ gave him like mad profs on this book you know when the whole jada thing happened was he dating other chicks at the time like i don't understand what the whole thing was they were open relationship no that's why i mean from what i saw i thought they were open though that's what everyone said they were like kind of open but like she had gotten entangled oh that's because it was a notorious open hollywood relationship right but it was supposed to be no strings attached but then she felt something is that the difference more like it was great content for their show yeah red talk killed it with ads what is this was it uh the guy she cheated with
6:44 wasn't his name like august or something yeah august august mcgregor [Laughter] you guys ever wonder what mike lowry would think of will smith no please tell us what he thinks we need we need to know well no mike lowry is will smith's character in bad boys movies so like wouldn't he think he will miss a little bit of a ████ now yeah probably yeah you don't think you don't think will smith was like ████ other chicks during that time i think he was for sure i bet he was it's hard to resist that kind of ████ right well especially for him he's will smith he's coming out in the 90s but i guess the real bit today bro he's crushing i'm sure but the real question is how horny is will smith because i have a few friends who are not horny at all and there are many women that probably throw themselves at them but they're just not horny who's not horny undisclosed people very unhoarded
7:36 say their name do they say do they tell you how unhorny they are they they confide in you they call you up joe i'm so not everyone's hitting me up and trying to ████ me and i just can't do this i'm just not horny enough because i want to ████ you can you sit down and i need to tell you a secret i'm not really horny at all i made that call on my own horny level so what is what are the red flags of your friends where you're like these fools aren't horny well one they um they obsess over romance right so they're more they're more feelys peoples right they like committed relationships so they don't like ████ around which is good you're talking about me i'm not horny no no but but you're horny man you're a horny bastard you talk about sex thank you i think the final element is they don't talk about sex they're not they don't get excited when they when the subject comes around and they just feel unaffected they could be private
8:27 about it too oh that's very true it could be guilty people are guilty yeah they have catholic guilt i do have a friend in asia where we were hanging out enjoying life and he said you know what i think i'm done having sex oh wow yeah he says i'm done was he like 93 or he says i got it out of my system no and we were in our early 20s he says i got it out of my system still talk to him now no i call this bluff after that i was like ████ this guy i think he has soft hands is what happens he says i'm i'm i'm done he goes and i'm ready to settle down i'm like dude we're like 23. he's probably murdering people today he says he's he's uninterested you probably want to have sex even after you get married oh yeah i mean i mean like just ████ lots of chicks every day yeah that's different i think yeah like a a a a heavy libido is what i'm saying it's different from like what
9:17 if will smith he does ████ maybe he ████ around but maybe it's like really really small compared to like i don't know like someone like dennis robin i i think he's ████ like everyone yeah everybody men women he'll ████ a bush if you want you know that's what i'm saying is george w yeah there's george w bush i just googled w ████ i just googled this will smith ████ and it says it talks about how he and jade ████ other people even though they're married yeah it's open right yeah i feel like that's why i don't understand the whole entanglement thing why he was so offended by that that's why i just that's what i'm saying was he uh was he offended but he was like she was like we had entanglement he's like oh that's what you call it so i'm like aren't you guys an open relationship that is a funny ass word yeah entanglement is wild bro just say i was in a relationship with another guy or is it just like another episode in the show
10:09 to make it a really good show no way dude that's real they had a real conversation there's no way it was produced oh guys ████ sure i cannot could you i am a fan of will smith and when i when i when i watched it or uh you know had seen it and stuff like that i was like dude this like sucks for will so they did a great job whatever the ████ storytelling but it didn't make me like lose any like love for him as a person and made me admire him you actually got way more points he won in that situation that episode with jada pinkett smith was the same level of will smith when he found out his dad never came back and he was like ████ on his dad the whole time well he loved me man to uncle phil that one god damn that same level bro the red table one didn't make me cry that's for sure i cried you cried listen to what i for him yeah dude i cried for him he was crying i felt bad for him why was he crying because his wife's ████ other dudes
11:00 he got a guy named august i was laughing at him dude oh like look at this ████ can't even ████ hold down his own marriage i don't think he was punk ass ████ dude mike lowry would shut up hear that will smith joe thinks you're pumping out stephen hiller would ████ shrug like he'd be like not just just kidding he's he's way more successful than i am we're big fans we're a big fan no dude i give him props could you be in an open relationship ████ no dude ████ no i can't do it uh probably not now maybe later on we've talked about it i can you didn't ask me well i know you can what about you steve joe's like i would love to monkey eat my butt i'm like you know talk about open relationships no money in my butt my butt no we're asking would you be here steve would you be able to never ████ know i could never oh no no she can't ████ no other guys ████ no girl eat all
11:51 the monkey butt you want everything else but man no man allowed monkey buttons [Laughter] [Music] you
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