0:00 [Music] Okay, guys. We are going to be doing an official JK memorabilia auction. Yes. Okay, guys. Check this out. On August 23, we are going to have a live stream right here. And it's a live auction. So, originally I was thinking about doing a raffle, but I found out it was illegal cuz it's online gambling. Wow. >> And although I'm cool with it, >> that's good to know. >> I'm glad we didn't go through with it. >> For our company, it's illegal cuz a lot of uh you know, like creators and whatever, they don't know this and they get screwed pretty hard. >> Wow. So, what we decided is how about uh we'll meet in the middle here where we still have all these awesome things like over the years that we found that were
0:51 like pretty cool that we can um uh we could give away or auction away. And uh I don't know. I think the LA live stream would be really cool cuz then we can see it going like up or negative live. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I don't know if you can have a negative auction, but that would be really cool. We should >> This one went negative. Oh ████ This one's in the negative. We lost money on this >> eBay store. >> So follow our eBay store. We're going to leave a link in the description and you can see all the items that we're going to post. >> Yeah. And the auction itself is going to start on August 14th. >> 10 days before. So something like that. August 13th. >> Yeah, we'll we'll let everyone know, but it's like 10 days before. That's the max we can do, >> but we're going to let you know now. Yeah. >> So, make sure to check the uh the eBay account. It's What's the eBay account name? >> JK News. >> Wow. Wow. Very That's a
1:43 >> Took a lot of meetings to get that one. Lot of people that was available. >> I'm glad no one stole it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. So, when you guys go to the account on um August 13, everything is going to be able to be bid on. There's not going to be any reserves on anything. So, if something ends up being a dollar or five bucks, that's what you're going to get it for. >> But if we if we if it's a guitar, we're going to hit you hard on shipping. Hit you hard, >> you know, by like 50 >> nothing that's really big is going to go onto the eBay. All of the really big stuff is going to be at a different event, which is August 24 at the DS Night Market. That is all going to be raffled off. That's not going to be an auction. The auction stuff is only on uh eBay and I'm going to go through all the items with you that a bunch of us donated. >> It's basically my underwear. >> Yeah. >> Oh yeah, we still need to get some underwear from you. >> Are you really doing that? >> I'm going to tell my underwear, too. I'm >> do it. >> I'm also going to do my underwear if
2:34 anybody wants my underwear. >> Colleen's underwear >> on eBay. >> But it's really it's really Nick's >> underwear. That's how about we say it's Colleen's but we all wear it >> and then put it in the box. >> Oh, used underwear. That's even better. >> I'm just going to sell mine. How about that? I don't know if you guys can fit. >> I'm not competing. >> If we can fit. So stretch. She's like, "I'm too tight." That's what she just said. She says she's too tight. >> I heard you loud and clear. >> Did you hear that? >> Loud and clear. >> Just wanted to make sure. >> My bad ear, too. Dude, >> could you repeat it one more time? >> All right. So, so, um, editor, please put the photos on the screen when these pop up. So, here's a bunch of like vintage denims that I'm donating that I like have collected. um different sizes and stuff. This is like a vintage t-shirt lot. So, you're gonna get all three and whatever um thing that is. That's a stage used costume I used
3:25 to do. I used to use back when I was performing. That's a Tokidoki like limited skate deck that's still in the plastic wrap that >> that I got back when we were um we were like endorsed by them. This is uh freaking um Anthony donated this. It's artwork by some dude. >> I forgot what it was honestly. >> Put that in the list. >> By some dude. >> No, it's like a It's like a Kinja's uh concept art by some dude. >> Word. >> Go for a You guys know what this is? >> Original. It used to be right there where the careful boy sign was. >> Famous painting. He signed it and dated it on the back. >> Yeah. >> And it's unfinished. >> Yeah. This is going to be a really great piece. >> I like that one. I like cuz he didn't know what to do with the hands. I >> really wait. Are you doing the the whole
4:15 pool table, too? >> No. What? >> No. What? What the >> No, let me look at the picture. I was just looking at the picture. >> Did you get the laptop? >> Yeah, the laptop. >> We We're also doing that whole wall. >> I mean, you could have just focused on the picture, not the whole table. >> It's on the wall. >> I mean, it's all about marketing >> and you get to count that one. >> Here's another vintage lock. >> We have to put sold separately because we'll get sued. by Sue is going to assume >> you're highlight. >> Should you have to like prove your IQ before you browse the photo? >> Such a whole photo shoot with the >> ████ call is dumb, huh? Okay. The pool table looked more eye-catching than the artwork. >> Wow. >> Whose artwork was that? >> This was a selfies, dude. >> Oh, that was Bart's art. >> He's not wrong cuz Yeah. Looking at the art a little like >> I'll take the pool table instead. >> This is This is a vintage a lot of uh It's a poor vintage TE's.
5:06 >> Wo, that's a Giants one, huh? Yeah, it's a Giants one. And then that's a like another that's a Harley-Davidson jacket and then some like weird uh preppy coat. >> That's that's my velour uh tracksuit. >> I want that. Watch. We're just all taking Ryan's ████ And there's nothing left for the auction on you. >> If it's big on you, I might go for it. >> This is a These are two like coverall. Like that one's like a flight suit. >> Oh, I thought it was like a Ghostbusters outfit. >> That's a Dicky's coverall. I mean, they are >> Just say they're Ghostbusters. These are like three like really uh limited like Red Fu albums that are still sealed. >> You're going to do three at once, not one by one, >> dude. Do you want to ship one by one? >> Quantity thing. >> A that's You don't got to do that. >> I'll do it. It's only three. >> Joe will do it. Okay. >> Just I don't I don't think people are going to It's It's like It's just Just leave it. It's like no one's going to
5:56 buy like that. >> No one No one buys red food stuff. That's why >> no one It's actually whack. >> It's a novelty item. I don't think it's it's going to be a thing like that. So this is um >> quest trophies. No, it's a Quest. Um, that's a actual Quest embroidered patch. >> I got three bucks on that. >> Okay. And then these are the uh >> We're going to just bid on our own auction. >> Yeah, I can't wait. >> Oh, like you lose. >> I want some G jackets. I think I look good at denim. >> Oh, Steve, can you can you log in and boost the prices up with another account? >> That's illegal. >> That's the only thing. That's the only thing. >> Not if I do it on a VPN. And then these are um some like like uh novelty medals that we wore for Quest Halloween when we were uh tour to France writers. >> Wow. >> And then uh that's a Kinja jacket from Anthony. >> Yeah. >> $1.
6:48 >> 50 cents. >> As high as you'll go. >> That's high. >> This is good. This is the last These are the very last Barbell Brigade boxing gloves signed by Bart and then a Get Lean program. Uh the book version. >> They don't make those anymore. Not the book version. >> I got money on that. >> Yeah, this is really good. And then this is the Jabawakis and Kinja Bang Noodle starter kit. You get the mask, the shirt, and then you get the drywall that the noodles were stuck in in the hole in the wall. >> Don't eat the noodles. >> Well, don't eat the noodles in general, but don't eat the These are like 3 years old. >> For sure. Don't eat these. >> You're basically buying the stuff that was stuck in the wall when you took it out. Yeah. >> Uh and then this is a great one. It's it's four of the uh pictures that we have around the one with Jason Chenny with his famous bit. Um you got the Basilos with the boys graphic, the by the plane graphic, and then you get the
7:39 Bart in the >> Ethan Allen closet. >> And you get the clock that we use, which is the Jason James Rulo memorial clock. >> Wa! You guys get the What? >> Yeah, >> we're going to get a new clock, I guess. That's pretty sick, right? >> We need a new one. I mean, they still sell those, >> but So, we'll just get we'll just replace it. Seems like a mistake. >> You don't hate this one yet. This when we were always hitting the cooker. >> I like, you know, working for it. You know, >> this doesn't work a lot of the time, but >> but it'll be great in your house. >> Yeah. >> You'll see why it takes us all in on a ████ You see what we're doing. Little >> Yeah, this will be a really good keepsake for, you know, something that we really did use all the time. >> That remote, by the way, has everyone's finger. >> We all touched it. >> Every single person who was ever here >> looking inside of it, >> we're always trying to break it apart. >> This is a really good one. Uh, you get a lot of stuff here. Uh right here you get Joe's dick uh drawing that Hannah did of
8:29 him. You get five of these Careful Boys cups that we only gave away at the Christmas party. >> You get Blood Sport on Nintendo, which is not a real game, but it's it's uh one of the things that we >> That is a crazy bundle, dude. >> Yeah. You get a JK News cracker pack. It actually says like Just Kitty News on there. >> Quite good. >> You get Joe's freaking >> Oh, wow. >> He's giving away his panther thing. >> That's a big deal. >> unwashed. You could you could taste my lips. >> You get a pair of my glasses that I always have laying around. You actually get that roach that has a battery in it that just like I was going to put going to prank Nick with it. You get the Asian eyes eye cover that Anthony likes to use. >> Anthony eyes, dude. I I swear to God. >> Yep. And then you get Nick's uh his viewfinder photo, but I pranked him and I put it in the uh little viewfinder thing. You get that. You get the room on
9:20 N64. >> What game is that normally? I don't know if you can put it in there, you'll find out. And then you get the the Careful Boys Coaster, which we only use here. We don't sell it. >> Wow. >> This is a good one. >> The cups I still use. >> Exclusive. >> Yeah. Yeah. Here's another good one. This is the last and only 69 Ranch t-shirt. >> Yep. Because they sent us an email said they'd sue us if we keep it going. >> We got a cease and desist and we couldn't sell these anymore. So, we can still give them away. And um well, we're not. I guess we're auctioning it, which is even worse. But if you guys want the very last one, this is it. Uh this is really cool. Anthony gave this. It's um it's a team Wang uh vest thing >> that I guess is like uh Jackson Wang's uh fashion company. >> Oh, okay. >> I don't want to mess with >> Stephen. Do you have anything? >> Are you laughing at that? No, I was just trying to blow my nose. >> What's funny? What's funny about >> How much you think that go? >> I was just blowing my nose, man.
10:12 >> I thought you thought it was hilarious cuz of the wing thing. I thought you doing the wing thing. >> Yeah. You think it's funny that his name is Wing? >> I did. >> I was just blowing my nose. Yeah. >> Yeah, I 100% do. I think it's funny. Yeah, this is a really really cool item. I think you I don't even know if you can buy this one. I think maybe >> that's an exclusive. >> Yeah, he might have got it from like working with him. >> ████ >> Um that is the uh the hole that was made in the wall. I I took all that drywall out and packaged it in the plastic. >> So you actually get a piece of the original uh J. >> Oh god. >> Wow. >> This is another good one. You get Dusky Hunters t-shirt. >> You get one of the original Just kidding film shirts. You get the Boba Time hat signed by Joe >> with Boba Time cross time. I mean >> Ji time. >> Yeah, you get a pack. >> Jumbi time. >> Shady agents game which you can't buy anymore. >> And then yeah, you get a June flask or and a YouTube one. >> Those are one of a kind, too. Like it's
11:03 not we not we don't sell the Ji Stanley's that was made for like all the partners. Um and then that YouTube >> uh Stanley or I don't know if it's a Stanley. It's another brand, but that was sent directly from YouTube to me. >> Oh, wow. >> Cool. Can I pit on that one? And then these two hats right here, these are the very last Go for Broke hats. >> That's going to be crazy, dude. That's a P. That's a bundle. >> Yeah, these are good bundles. >> Yeah, the very last two Go for Broke hats. >> Jeez, that's cool. >> This is probably one of the coolest bundles. This is the JK party bundle. You get the megaphone. You get this weird gun that you guys used to use >> for the rubber band game. >> Yeah. And then you get the little clapper thing. You get a newspaper thing that was signed by Barnel. That's a real paper that their thing was on. And then you get the JK party cards that they used to like play the Silent Library
11:53 stuff with. >> And then a signed fly right there. >> And a And a YouTube fanny pack. >> Yeah, YouTube fanny pack. This is a really good one. If you guys are fans of JK Party, want some of those old uh an OG JK fan, that newspaper was like one of the first things of media we did. >> Oh, that's cool. >> All right. This one isn't. This one's just like packs of merch basically. You get the very last. We found one more of these of >> There's There's that, too. So, there's like three. There's like Yeah, somewhere in somewhere in the office. >> Yeah, that's that one. We're not giving away. We're just keeping that one. >> Uh, but this is the last one that we're going to give out. Um, it also comes with both pairs of socks and you get one of each of these shirts, a Shady Agents game, and uh, some really old school JK
12:44 Films phone cases for like iPhone 3s or something. >> Yeah, we made phone cases and I didn't even I don't even remember that we used to sell them. >> And then this is another Careful Boys pack. You get one of each of these shirts and then uh, three pairs of socks. This one comes with two hoodies. You get the unreleased uh UPS guy colored um kanji hat, which we didn't we never put out in the store. It was just it was just a sample. Uh and then we have the Fear Everyone shirt. You get another sample of a hat that we never actually made. It's a gray Careful Boys hat. Then you get a Christmas sweater, Shady Agents, and then a Buddy Company hat in there, too. >> This is Joe's musical instrument. >> Whoa, we're auctioning that. >> Yeah. >> So, you literally get all of his beloved. >> This feels like a liquidation thing. musical instruments. >> What's Joe going to play? >> It's all locked.
13:35 >> Oh man. >> He's got to get some new instruments. >> I'll get far away from him. >> Yeah. So, you get literally his xylophone. Uh you get his spit that's in that tube for the >> There's so much Joe DNA. You Someone could frame you. >> Yeah. You get the prom king children's ghee that uh you know hanging right there next to this. Yeah, he's worn that on many uh >> on many of his intimate nights >> that is going to go to you. And that's that's pretty much it so far. There is one thing that Joe wanted to reveal that he is also giving out. >> So this is the very first movie. What happened to the marker? I want Steve to sign this. >> Let's do it. There's a black or dark blue
14:25 >> blue >> or Yeah, >> like this one. >> Yeah, sure. So, me and Steve and Bart, this is our very first movie we made called 30 Seconds we wrote together. >> Yes, sir. >> And Bart wanted to uh auction off the original script. That means if you don't have this in your hands, you cannot read it. >> That's a fact. So, you get it in your hands, then you can read it, and you'll be the only person aside from us who read this. >> Wow, that's cool. >> And it's signed. It's signed. >> Cool. >> That's nice. >> Yeah. We're going to get freaking all three of you guys signatures on there. That's cool. >> What if they actually make that movie? >> Oh, you have a cool signature. >> What if they just take that movie and make it? Yeah. >> So, >> my signature changes every single time. >> When I used to sign all like um people are like, "Hey, can I have your autograph or whatever?" And I'm at I'm
15:15 at VidCon and they're trying they're just getting an insurance uh autograph with me cuz like they see that I'm hanging out with cool people and they're like, "Oh, can we just get your autograph too just in case like and I'll go look you up and then I'll just see it and then I'll decide if I throw this away or not." >> But I used to u because my my signature is so weird. It's like a squiggly line that looks like right. >> Um I used to put also my name under it cuz I was insecure about it. I was like you're not going to >> just in case you can't read it anymore piece of print and sign >> like a document. I would take extra long and I write Steve Green under it like in all caps because yeah, just so insecure. >> I write out my whole name. >> That's really funny. >> It's not like the signature. >> All right, guys. Well, uh, yeah, make sure you guys check back uh if you want to go on eBay and then make yourself an account if you don't have one. Uh, make sure you're ready to uh bid on these items in these lots. It's going to be again August 13 is when the uh auction
16:07 goes live. It'll be up for 10 days. you got 10 days to bid on this stuff and then we are going to do a live stream on the 23rd um basically covering who's winning each of these things in succession and and uh and congratulate you guys. But uh definitely please um consider supporting JK News on this move. All these things are just being donated and uh auctioned off in order to uh help uh cover some of the expenses of us having to like move everything to Vegas and rebuild the set and everything. So yeah, it really helps if you guys uh do some bidding. I think we can get cameras. That'd be cool. Get new cameras. >> We have to get cameras. >> Got it right. >> We need new cameras. New cameras. Bad. >> But thank you guys. Uh all the relevant links will be in the bio. >> Woo. >> Yay. >> Yay. Thanks, guys. >> And there's going to be more stuff on there probably uh that we haven't covered today. Steve's underwear. >> Yeah, we're just not done putting stuff.
16:58 >> We're going to add more to it. So, it will have more stuff. We just wanted you guys to see what's on there so far. >> Colleen's butt plug. And we'll put next to used. >> Used all three of them. You know you can sell certified. >> Definitely used. >> Never washed.
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