0:00 [Music] Welcome back everybody to another episode of the Careful Boys. We have Melissa Banos with >> Manosano. [Applause] >> Bananos. >> Our new favorite guest here. We're going to do a little activity. You have you been to Build-A-Bear? >> No. I mean, I know what it's about, but >> you understand the concept. >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, just based off of your limited knowledge of all of us, our personalities, including Steve, by the way. Um, have you met Steve? >> Mhm. >> Um, he's the gay one in the group. >> Both based on character and personality. Uh, can you uh mix and match and choose and build the perfect careful boy? >> What entails a perfect careful boy? >> Who's got the biggest dick? Who's got the nicest jawline? >> What the hell?
0:50 >> Okay, just personality then. We'll just keep it clean. I was just testing the waters. Steve has the biggest dip. Thank you. >> Hey, you guys would be able to fill that part in. >> Okay, we'll do we'll do the physicality afterwards. Nikki says it takes two hands and there's more. >> Maybe she has small hands. >> Yeah. >> Oh, it is kind of small. >> Does Gio have small hands? Wow. >> Feel bad for you, dude. Feel bad for you. >> Bart's dick only goes up half of Gio's palm. >> Disappears. Uh, >> we have a life size drawing of Joe's dick that we're auctioning. >> It's not life size. It's not It's actual size. >> Who drew it? Hannah did. >> Actual size. >> Yeah, she drew it from memory. >> Proportion. >> She told everybody that I have a good symmetrical aesthetic penis. >> That's cool, man. >> And then they said, "Draw it. Draw it."
1:40 And then when she drew it, she drew it so small >> that it's not real. So she that it's not real, but she did a hand scale to this and I was like, "All right, cool." >> After she drew that on the way home, were you like, "Yo, man, what the ████ was that?" Did you give her some ████ about that? You should have You should have confronted her. >> Yeah, I I was like, "Dude, you look making me look really bad art classes." >> I was like, I thought you were a professional artist. Like, you made me look really bad. So, what trait would you take from Joe to add to the bear? >> You have to take something from everybody. Um, I think you guys all have something. >> We want to know what that thing is. >> Thanks for being positive. >> His patience. Not his patience. >> Yeah. Yeah. You can go on first round. Just not something called nuts. Nuts. Let's start with the nuts.
2:30 >> Not your patience. That's funny. >> Um, okay. Not your No. No. I don't want to do nuts. >> That's funny. Do >> no go. If it comes organic. >> If it comes up. Yeah. >> Someone got to take Joe's hairline. >> I strong or Bart. >> This is the strongest hairline here. >> Yeah. Bart's hairline. >> You guys will never lose hair. >> Get Bart's hair. >> I'm ending that in my genetics. >> Oh, we should camp We should campaign the parts of us who wanted their >> We should campaign ourselves. None of my kids all my kids going to be bald. >> All the goal for their kids is to have Down syndrome. >> No. Well, baldness comes from the wife's side of the family, and all the men in in Hannah's uh family are bald. >> Baldness comes from the wife's side of the family. >> And and the gay gene,
3:20 >> that's all right. Well, feel free to bring it back to the activity. >> Jean. >> Um, okay. So, going back to the original question, >> I think Joe's gay jeans. Actually, >> you don't need his jeans. >> What the ████ dude? So, not my straightness. Okay. >> Everybody needs one at least one gay in their family or else you're not complete. >> Immediate family. >> I think the odds are in your favor. >> Yeah. Huh? >> Are you the one in yours? >> Kind of. But I'm not. >> I don't know. No, I don't know yet. >> You don't know yet. >> They're too young. They're too baby. >> He's just as straight as gay. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> All right. Move on from me. >> Other people. >> Do Anthony. So, actually, I really like Joe's spontaneity. That's a good part of a car boy. Thank you.
4:10 >> So, Build-a-Bear has Joe's spontaneity. Good. >> That build spontane being planned out, by the way. >> Trade together. >> It's fun to be around people who are spontaneous. >> Well, that's me planned out. >> Premium. Yeah. Premium tier. >> That's a behind a pay wall. >> Says gold tier cream barbecue. >> That's premium Wagu. >> Yeah. All right. >> Spontaneous. >> You want the be the Build-a-Bear to have Anony's height. >> Anthony Anony's height. >> He has the best. He has the best height. >> Yeah, Bart's butt is good. >> Butt. Bart. >> Anony's feminine side. >> I think she was going for characteristics. But yeah, keep it going, guys. >> I like that you guys are going for the physical. >> Okay. Yeah, you go fine. You go you go you go with the you go with the characteristics. >> We would all if we if we were all born, we're like, "Hey, we want Bart's butt." And we're like, "Yeah, we want Bart." >> That sounds stupid. Joe spontaneity
5:00 Bart's butt. That's That's good. >> What a winning combo. >> How many times do we reference this guy's butt for content? We're doing it right now. >> Show the butt. Show the butt. If you don't have Bart's build, it's going to look like a BBL on a skinny person. And that's fine. That's okay. >> You need the full set. >> Yeah, you need the full set. >> It's God's gift. >> He's got a gorilla build. It It matches. >> Yeah, we're taking his build, but we're not taking the his heels, the back of his feet. >> But heels dryly. Yeah. >> Are they What do they look like? >> Get some lotion, dude. Yeah, >> they're ████ up. >> ████ up >> because of the military. >> I just walk barefoot all the time. >> Oh, wait. That's right. Yeah. Call different feet. >> Hobbit feet. >> Hey, >> you have like third world heel. >> Third. >> Third world. Yeah, >> third world. >> I have ████ like Afghanistan feet, dude. >> You have street food heel. >> There's value in Indian street food.
5:55 >> Appreciate it. I think >> street foot. If you put Bart's butt on K's body, it's going to look like K got a beat. >> Hey, hey, get that can away from me then, dude. >> That guy away. >> I'll take Nick's humor. >> I would take Nick's humor, too, man. >> Nick's humor for sure. That was a good choice. >> All right. What about Anthony? What about Anthony? >> No. See, that's so funny that you would deflect like that so quickly. >> Anony's intelligence. I feel like you're very smart. >> No, we're all smart. We're all ████ way smarter than this guy, right? I'm way smarter. Hey, come on. >> I'm way smarter. >> Everybody campaign campaign. >> The best compliment Anony's got >> ever in this room. >> That's nice. That's very nice. >> Everyone's really upset about what I said though. >> No, that's very because >> we're trying to campaign. >> It just goes It just goes against the grain, but it's cool. >> I'm just kidding.
6:46 >> That's not something anyone has ever mentioned, but it's okay. >> That's very good. That's nice. >> We get your compliment >> because secretly we know he's smart. We just don't like to say it. >> True. Second best compliment I've gotten here. >> Cuz we want him to, you know, >> it is. >> We don't want him to realize he's he's he's too good for us. >> I mean, that's a low bar. It's a very low bar. Ryan, >> I did not say that. >> Um, Ryan. Ryan's warmth. >> Ryan's warmth. >> The gayest thing. >> He's a warm man. >> Very warm. He's like a gas station heat lamp that warms up all the hot dogs and hamburgers. >> The taquito. The taquito lamp. >> The taquito lamp. On the taquito lamp. >> Yeah. >> Yes. Temper is temperature warmth.
7:36 >> Right. My body reliable. >> I love his Fahrenheit. >> Yeah, man. I'm really You can see me real clear in the thermoscope. >> Yep. >> I love that. Ryan's warmth. >> Bart's butt. Bart's loyalty. >> How do you know anything about my loyalty? >> Because Gio, you are so loyal to Gio. >> How do you know >> when you talk? >> How do you know? >> Is it like the positive training? >> How do you know I'm loyal to to Jim? >> That's such a weird reaction. >> So weird. What are you talking about? >> How do you know I'm loyal? I'll have you know I cheat all the time. >> I like to be known as a scumbag. >> Yeah. >> Do you know what's weird? I said Steve was loyal to you and he immediately said I cheat on my wife all the time.
8:30 >> Say Steve is ████ loyal. I think Steve's loyal. >> Yeah, he's super loyal. >> Steve is loyal. >> Steve's loyal. >> Yeah, well Steve's not ████ here. >> Yeah. >> Guess he's not loyal to this Ty. I appreciate it loyalty. Okay, now we can all just jump to the physical traits only. >> Okay. Yeah. What is >> We only get Bart's butt though. Like he's going to look like BB. >> Bart's butt. >> No, Bart's head. >> What? >> You have a cool You have a cool shaped head. >> No way. >> Why don't you like Nick's head? >> My head is not his head is way shaped better. >> It's like Thamp. You know Thamp. >> I don't think I have a head. >> Cuz Bart got a leg. >> Thwamp is the character in Mario that just drops down and then goes back up. >> It's indestructible. >> I think Nick has a better head. >> You think Nick's head is better than yours? Mine's more like a egg. >> This head can fit in yours. >> Yeah. >> Hey, take that back. >> I think my head I think my head's ████ back.
9:20 >> I think my head's too >> I don't know if we're going to go for heads. I feel like you look best in hats of all nature. >> Yeah, you probably have a better hat. >> My head's too big. >> That's what I'm saying. >> Your but your whole head. >> We can spin on his head. >> Well, you could rock like hats, beanies, fedoras, all that stuff. >> Styles hairstyles. >> Does that just mean he's hiding his head? >> Yeah, I'm hiding my head. >> There goes my intelligence. >> She knows. She knows. >> Rock your dumb. Oh my god, >> I'm stupid, too. >> They don't even have my size at lids. I have to like wait. >> Oh, really? >> They have to go They have to go to the bathroom like eight, eight and something. >> You tell them your hat size. They go, "Ah, f███." I got special. >> Damn it. >> You got to call HQ. >> Is that why you did peacock hair is to hide like your forehead? >> No, I did peacock hair literally to hide my ears. >> Oh, I want Joe's ears. Look how cute they are. >> What the hell is wrong with your ears?
10:10 Because they they're not as bad now, but my earlobes they stretch really far out and they used to be like really like like a Buddha. >> Yeah. Like see how far that goes? >> Like a dangly Buddha. >> No, but they used What >> happened to them? >> No, they used to I used to be self-conscious about it back in the day. So I used to I just did this to cover one so you couldn't like it didn't look like a teapot. [Laughter] >> Clip that. Whatever that was. Clip that. Zoom in on that. >> Wait, don't teapotss only have one handle? >> I don't know. >> Like a butterfly. >> Not his, dude. multiple handles. >> I'll take bottom skin complexion compared to all too. I'll take that tan, brother. >> Yeah, you have a nice tan. >> Yeah. How do you get it so even? >> You got to be perfect. You got to be 50/50 Cambodian Chinese. >> So uneven. >> I don't know. It don't work. >> Are you a Are you a tanner? >> Um I was I was at the beach last Saturday, so I was at the beach.
11:00 >> But do you do you regularly like let's say you're just in your backyard just >> tanning? Or when you're at the beach, are you like consciously thinking about it? Because boys at the beach, we're just gonna go and whatever happens happens. >> That's true. >> Yeah. >> No, I want to get tan at the beach. >> Cuz you are pretty even like face to shoulders, arms, everything. >> I don't know. How are you? I don't understand how >> she's more puzzled on how we can't do that. >> Like, are you out there like covering pieces of your body? >> The beach. >> It's cuz we get farmers tan. >> Yeah, guys. >> Like guys who like we'll just get the t-shirt tan and then like when you go out it does tan but it's unevenly. I wear a lot of tank tops so I don't I >> Yeah, but you don't have a tank top tan. And I did. >> Like he's mad at you. >> I think I might have tan a tank top tan. >> Show us your Tik Tok. >> Show us your tank top 10. >> I I did. I don't anymore. See? >> Oh well, >> why did you show it that way?
11:50 >> I'll take Joe's nipples. Joe's nips. >> I got big nipples. I got big nipples. >> I'll take Joe's nib. Bart's tattoos. >> Ew. Breaking it. >> That's what you want. That's what you're going to get. The good and the bad. >> I want I want Nick's smile. >> Smile. >> A That's so cute. >> Well, dude, I'm about to kick your ass. >> A great smile. Smile. >> It's cute. Nick's cute. That's cute, dude. >> Yeah. Look, [Laughter] >> I have an underbite. So, ████ have fun with that. >> You have an underbite for real. >> You inherit it. So, now you have the best teeth. >> No, your dentist says >> Oh, not me. No, I'm telling you. >> You're making an underbite. >> I have an underbite. He's like, "Oh, >> when I was a kid, Anthony, Anthony Orion, I used >> You guys got good teeth." >> I used to have to wear a face mask that pulled like a that pulled my teeth
12:41 forward, my upper jaw. >> And my sisters used to call me man in the iron mask. >> That's actually not that funny. I didn't think that was going to get that big of a laugh. If I knew that was going to make you guys all laugh, I wouldn't have said that. I would have I would have kept that close to my chest. >> That dick humor is hitting. >> This is not humor. It's just my life. This is just what it works. It's hidden. >> Pull your upper jaw forward. >> It was like I had these little two hooks in the front of my jaw and I would have to wear this mask and a rubber band that would pull my teeth forward. >> Wow. >> Dang. >> Don't say dang. That makes me not me feel >> Why do you have that on the ready, dude? Why do you even have that? >> There you go. >> Who's that small child you have on your phone, dude? >> How old are you here? >> That guy looks like Listen, listen. I'm the captain now. >> I was like 21 years old. >> That's I'm the captain now. >> You 21 there? I was I was 25 right there.
13:31 >> How old are you here? I was probably in like fifth grade, fourth grade. >> That's a Rubik. >> Don't laugh. Don't make that face behind yours. >> Yo, would you laugh? >> Stop laughing and don't try to hide yourself. >> He looks like a cute little chimpanzee, dude. >> Wa >> wa. >> He's cute. >> I did look like a little monkey. I still >> Where did you get all those pictures from? >> He looks like a baby. He looks like Curious George with glasses. >> I don't know. It's just in my face. >> Just keep going. One more, Joe. One more. What else is he looking? >> No more. >> Have you seen Have you seen the Japanese monkey that goes on errands with his bulldog? Pankun. >> Pankun. Honestly, I let my hair grow out too too much. I look like a little My wife calls it a changito, which means a little monkey. >> I'll take Ryan's facial hair capacity. >> Dude, I would take your beard in hard. You want that? You could do anything, >> but I would shave the muscle.
14:21 >> Dude, you could you did this with your stash for a while. >> That's That's You want that? Yeah, because I it's not a I have no choice now cuz I used to >> cuz I remember when I used to shave all the time >> I had to shave like twice a day basically. >> That's how much you grow because >> that's how much man you are. >> If I shaved in the morning and I came here by like the time we're saying goodbye it would look like Hugh Jackman. True 5:00 shadow. >> It like grows really fast here. >> Your arms aren't that hairy. Like you're not very hairy. >> Oh, I don't have that like Armenian thing. unnecessarily lab trace of Build-A-Bear.
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