0:00 [Music] all right everybody heard the term everybody's got a price right yeah yeah yeah what's your price it depends of what what give me an example uh what's your price to i don't know suck a dick sit on my face five million five million who's there dude that ████ for pleasure anybody's egg is it glory hole i don't care does anybody else ever find out about it i don't give a ████ nobody okay not even about me you're just you're just saying you're going to suck a dick i'm like do you know what opportunity i want to do i think i can find someone for you if you're really into it you don't do it for a barber brigade uh twenty percent off coupon you did not just two percent off twenty percent that's gonna be your card serious answers only how much do you like suck a dick how much money do you
0:50 need everybody can get bought out i literally just give me some numbers give me something literally five million whatever yours is nick will probably pay somebody to do it yeah i'll pay someone for a dick i feel like okay you five million he'll pay you to suck your dick yeah i got low standards i feel like your price won that because i feel like you got asked this question in the past and you're like 10 grand only but then i feel like no man was never 10 grand i think so started out a million i started at a million i know my dick sucking quota prices yeah but i was 27 now i'm older so it went up yeah it won't work it still got better inflation yeah well george clooney i'm rich as ████ ████ he sucks some dick no but he read this one he reveals that he turned down a 35 million dollar job for one day's work are you kidding me what was the job it was a second dick wait was it really
1:40 absolutely michael what the ████ was it really that was like some like commercial like airline commercial it was foreign deals left and right and ████ so they're just kind of i feel like he's not hurting for money and he has so many opportunities to work if you wanted to it's kind of like he's also a billionaire right now right he is because of his product yeah yeah yeah which one was it they're good casamigos it's quite good so i'm like yeah if you're a billionaire 35 million man yeah that's like if someone goes i'll give you 20 bucks to spend the sign and i'm like nah i don't need to do it and people are like oh you saw a title you son of a ████ i don't know man 35 million for one day's work is still pretty even if you're a billionaire i still got to be like worthy to talk about means it's probably got to be ████ good still right what if you get you get what if you get these
2:30 deals like 10 times a year then i would love life if you get these deals 10 times a year and i mean george clooney's like pretty old right so like after the 20th year this is normal life yeah i don't doubt i don't doubt a man like him but he's doing a lot of money yeah yeah but at what point where because like out there's a certain point where like you can't really just money doesn't ████ matter anymore because like you could get everything you want whatever it doesn't ████ matter you're just like i don't know i don't need this ████ and at a certain point like we know some people were like they're buying failing businesses to expense money you know there's a point where it's like they're at so much money they're not looking at money as a way to like improve their life because their life is already ████ the best they're trying to play this game
3:21 of how not to like pay too much taxes or how to make you know some empire ████ they're like that might be like oh man that's gonna put me too much across my questions you see narcos man he has so much money he was like i'm cold i'm gonna use this ████ for ████ wood because i don't have firearms and he burned the money he just had nowhere to ████ put the money anymore they still find it till this day like farmers will just be like digging and they're like oh ████ there's five million buried here that's ████ too many money yeah damn that's like investing in shiba you know how old is george clooney he's like 60 i think he's 60. is he still fine or what still fine yeah that's that's what i'm looking for he is he's pretty ████ stud muffin yeah he was born in 61.
4:12 i forgot her name but she is like a very successful is she a politician or she does something yeah she's she's like an activist or something yeah or like women's right actors or something like that she's gorgeous she looks like the female version of him though that's right i mean she's a sister so casamigos uh was sold or was acquired in 2017 in a deal up to a billion dollars so it was initially uh digo paid 700 million for the brand with the potential to pay a further 300 million over the following 10 years depending on the performance of custom u.s i want to have that much like where i'm like i don't need 35 million dollars for a day's work i also would like that maybe he had a really bad experience at like ████ delta airlines or whatever it was and he's like man ████ you guys i ain't gonna ████ make a commercial for you guys i remember when your
5:02 ████ flight attendant threw soda on me ████ delta yeah so the actor justified his decision by saying that the country the commercial was uh associated with was questionable to him at the time even though it wasn't i do buy airlines it was an allied nation but yeah no i think what happened is he he got something that's supposed to be delivered right and this fool's at home but the ████ don't want to ring the doorbell and he's been waiting all day and he goes there's a piece of paper and it says ████ deliver again tomorrow the next day the ████ muffler doesn't deliver it again and then he goes he calls him all right when are you going to come and he goes between the hours of 8 a.m and 8 p.m we'll be there and it's the same day as the goddamn commercials like ████ these ████ i'ma stand outside until the package comes yeah there has to be another reason whatever happened to you guys 8am to 8pm dude they always do that ████
5:52 ████ dude you ever ordered anything online to tell you it's going to come in like a ████ 24-hour window yeah yeah you have to sign for it since when if it isn't on amazon prime i don't even order it anymore i don't care where it's from if it's not on prime i don't want it can you make noodles on prime you're welcome you can get what what kind of noodles hey remember when the arcade had to come here the window was like 7 a.m to like 2 p.m but they come at like 6 59 10. they did yeah dude why did they do that and then they like knock on the door once they bounce unless you ████ know where they are it came out like so early in the morning so anthony was telling me that like you gotta be here like right at the beginning of the window you can't show up at like three hours later and it came even earlier they know they came at 7 30 but they were about to bounce because of some like weird stuff that happened how um like i guess i wasn't on the the delivery thing or something like that and they're like you can't take the order or like i don't know but why are they so quick to just like let go of
6:42 responsibility like nope because they're busy so yeah so um george clooney being the rich ████ that he is he had told in this article that he said uh after he had talked with his wife who was a human rights lawyer that he married in 2014. they talked about and decided it's not worth it um oh cause it was a moral issue like the airlines was like north korean air or some ████ like that and he goes i don't know it was an allied country apparently but yes something about conflicting things but anything over 10 million there's no such thing as morals dude i know just ask lebron yeah dude wait wait was that me lebron his business with china because it's all about like social justice here in the states but then he won't speak out about what's happening in china oh what's he doing in china what's his business in china nike he has so much money coming in from uh nike deals
7:33 and then the nba is backed by china too yeah what are you gonna do stripes over check so you know what i'm saying china i think you can be morally like just when you're not struggling anymore like mr clooney's right you'll be like nah i don't know about north korea airlines so i'm not going to take that 35 mil but like any ████ any ████ one of us peasants will be like 35 mil tell me where i suck kim jong's dick absolutely yeah especially if the ████ blockbuster's still hitting up where the ████ that video and i don't know where it is why is my why is my ████ at the collection agency you know you 10 g's for ████ for ████ hot fuzz or something ████ fun oh ████ it was worth it though good that was against the good
8:23 ████ movie a little bit on that on that lebron tip yeah i was like what movies uh it's like people people can't be 100 perfect would you forgive a person that had to do like 10 like slightly evil things in order to have the leverage and the power to do 90 good uh i want to say yes but at the same time i think with lebron he just goes so hard in one direction that it almost like he acts as though his ████ doesn't stink like everyone makes mistakes everybody i like at a certain point no matter what your morals are like there are times when you don't follow your like the ████ that you say and sometimes you have to do it for like whatever reason like maybe he needs the money i don't think he needs money uh maybe he didn't do the bare minimum though it's just like he did he he just went all in china a lot of people were saying that the uh elbowing that he did was staged so
9:14 people will start talking about that rather than uh asking him questions about china oh ████ we should ask him if he thinks taiwan's a country hey lebron you think tom was a country china had john cena apologizing in mandarin what happens if lebron goes uh i don't know like you know if he says anything that's outside of that then you're like oh this motherfucker's in china's pocket man because a lot of this ████ is like so tied with people's livelihoods and like careers and all that stuff right so even in traditional media a lot of uh news outlets are sponsored by pfizer and moderna and all that ████ so they don't want to say nothing yeah for sure i mean china is like a huge market right it's like the next technically biggest entertainment market after hollywood so to speak so like that's why like the rock like will probably do anything to make sure his movies go into china which
10:05 means that he probably won't do anything to say anything that would insults you know what i mean the chinese way of life or anything like that so and john cena will do anything to be the rock so it's kind of like you know that's true shots fired at john cena i feel so bad for john cena because uh all of this is alleged please don't sue me john cena um but i know so many stories about him because he was from boston really and my boyfriend like grew up in the same like area same like time frame where he was growing up and i heard so many stories about him where i feel so bad for him give us one juicy thing um so allegedly his ex-wife used to uh like ████ around on him all the time and she'd like this is like him wwe allegedly and he would have private investigators follow her to see what she's doing and she'd yell she like he
10:57 knows i'm ████ on him he ain't gonna do ████ and she like was just spending up all of his money like ████ around on him he was quite the simp he was but like he was in love he was in love with her and he just like i like him now yeah yeah like for me john cena is like my my number one now like ever since i've heard stories about him he seems like such like a genuinely nice man he's a sweet boy he's a sweet man i'm about to follow him i love john cena imagine calling john cena boy this is all a legend i'm so sorry john cena i love you his ex-wife can get in the streets though square up [Music] you
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