0:00 [Music] all right this is something that uh this happened in Germany uh there's a German restaurant worker and he uh falsely claimed to be a doctor he started making online ads for a girth enhancing medical procedure I'll take it yeah dude I'm in you want it you're in I'm in dude me and Anthony we're in you mean like does it with surgery he can make it three oh is he just like trying to secretly suck some dick on the side I'll make your girth bigger by letting me yeah I'll get you big let me wrap my lips around it hey German accent though German accent though that's the guy right there that's it so be the doctor hey hey okay so you're a restaurant worker you want
0:50 some hot dick in your mouth and you're like thinking of a master plan to come up with a lot of consensual penis m to get big grow consent I'm I'm a waiter my trade yeah but then but you have to devise a plan you're gay motivated you have to deise a plan to how to get your lips around dick how do you suck that dick how do I suck that dick this is just Fantasy by the way you don't even have to speak German just show us the mouth no speak German like that too much teeth moan moan in German don't time how do they moan it go ahead go ahead just moan moan in German and then show me how you suck them dick they go w do that cuz they always say hello cuz they're very polite people right and then they ask um if I'm talking to a patron I'll be like can you not film me dude I wasn't filming film right here I
1:40 don't think they would say that yeah yes they wouldn't say that but they would go to you talk to patreons and not patrons is that what I said like if I'm talking to a patreon you're talking to the platform cuz I have a following at this point yeah I go uh and then I'll I'll just have a regular ad on my on like a website like a landing page and I'll be like are you are oh ████ I don't know to do that German accent hold on say go like this it helps go like this it helps uh are you ready oh no know that's your reset you travel quick dude cleans your pet say V again say yeah I got to do a more cleans your pet give me oh ████ I don't even know what um what are your other goto to help I don't know dude
2:31 um yeah keep that energy conval German is hard keep the energy of G yeah yeah yeah um stick to the words that you know for sure okay yeah z z see I don't even that's good that was good that was good that was good commit just commit you're not committing at all um you know so bad quits on where did your confidence go you quit on you hey but really you quit on what mean three in three ining him so hard rather he rather hear definition that's good that's good that's good the the uh the acceptable girth is around 3 in
3:21 circumference when I say circumference that's too many syllables yeah a um so like Ryan what happened dude all right I'll go on with it so he um so it was a real thing that he would actually do these ads saying that he could increase your dick girth and uh and very cheaply too and the way that he would do it is he would inject silicone into your dick and people were okay with this hey that actually probably works I inject a silicone it's it's a synthetic rubber okay that we will inject at the base I like the evil Goblin look after that's you're very German yeah I feel like we got to Rift you got to realize how bad I do it to get your confidence back who's the bad guy in awesome powers Dr Evil like you're going that route yeah I'm going sometimes it goes Indian
4:11 it's okay I don't even have an Indian go Indian you're mix you're mixing styles of the injection at the girl the injection point will be on two below the base paint they don't do the metric system they don't oh ████ you're right Jesus Christ I'd probably skip ad yeah just skip yeah you're this guy engag me all what happens is um that is a thing that they do they do inject uh penises with stuff but it's not usually this type of silicone uh this is kind of like the the cheap hack way that does not even really work yeah it's like when people try to inject their biceps they look all buff but it's like just like water but there is a danger if you do it incorrectly way and the way that he did it'll enter your bloodstream and then die and that's
5:02 exactly what happened to somebody he killed somebody was it his first customer I hope he we don't know if it's his first uh but somebody did go to him and they got the silicone into their dick it entered their bloodstream and died a horrible death because what happens is when silicone enters your bloodstream your all of your organs fail one after the other and organ failure is possibly one of the worst most painful ways to go oh soag dick stomach shut down like everything just off off off off off yes how many days did you have a big old dick for yeah did you get to use it did it say in the article that's a Nick dunk question did he live his dream I think two days and does he did he die with his dick in his hand or at least both hands maybe his arm that sucks you get a new dick you don't even get to use it and you die you barely use it it probably didn't look
5:53 very good cuz you know how these things are when they inject that way it just looks like a freaking warp I don't know how these things are I'll show you it's not going to be you know what this is about but you want a new dicks I want a visual you want the big old dick we see a lot of bad visuals over here silicone eject oh I don't want a dick that bad imagine in two like you're oh my God thing's huge I I might call this number what's the number oh what is that it looks like a human being it looks like a dude wearing a d wearing a dude yeah what is that dude wearing a dude it looks like a dude that he has a dude is a dick it look like a person why wait what the ████ that looks like elephant Titus that looks like his balls are bigger than his dick anyway that ████ looks like this that looks like three balls yeah that's the what why dude diet's dick is small huh yeah on a good day dietrix is like that's an
6:43 overwhelmingly powerful ████ yeah it looks like of the Gods I see sack I see sack everywhere where the ████ they look like they have elephantitis dud that thing is huge is that that's silicone yeah that fool looks like he's carrying a CH another human like I said he's holding a little ████ baby but that's a silicone dick right there that is yeah how can you fit it that's bigger than a ████ dude told you bro it looks like a missile launcher dude what is that dude wait one more time that looks like an eggplant like a like a really big egg that guy looked like he ████ plucked silocone from the rainforest did it's like he's holding a tree TR yeah what the ████ is that a silicone di yeah because that's the guy who died that fool looks like he's
7:33 ████ shaking a piglet up and down I'm still looking at it first of all when are you going to find a matching vagina I need to see this real fast this is the biggest dick I've ever seen that looks like a child I told you down though he's holding a human being you know what's weird about it is he got ████ the guy ████ he has no balls it just looks like it just looks like stem in head cuz you know there's nothing he can do about his balls yeah that's crazy find the counterpart though like where are you gonna find the counterpart when Hur he probably has to hold it that fool looks like a farmer who's proud of his squash yeah that's and then he passed away two days later uh I don't actually know the amount of days but it in later was fairly quick 2 Ines later he died 2 in later what
8:23 compels someone to want a dick so big I pay 50 bucks for that you want to see what it looks like when you actually have comp from it and they try to save you yeah yeah yeah show me I dare you I dare you this can only you want to see it the fans will just see facial reaction wait what is that did it explode is that really what yeah okay get that out non-verbal non-verbal non-verbal so don't ever inject anything in your dicks please show show us we need facial reaction good Lord all right for the fans dud oh my God oh my what what oh oh my God that's a pee peee that not a Halloween decoration it looks like Stater Brothers flank steak let me see top middle no ████ way what the ████ dude why they have to light it like
9:13 that it like bright red what what was the Google search so that fans at home can also feel our pain um it's silicone injected dick just find the red oneck neon red you'll be like it exploded yeah so guys if you have any feelings of insufficiency it's not worth it don't go down this path NSFW it ends badly just wear a strap on yes it's a little gay also there's no qualified doctor on the planet that would actually do this procedure it's incorrect have you guys seen those dick extenders excuse me SE them seen them I I wear them SE them no wearing them there's like these like dick tips that you can wrap around on top of your dick what does that like to make your dick bigger you could just it's almost like what are these platform shoes yeah it looks like it looks like
10:04 you put your dick in another dick makes it bigger seen Dick Stoppers not kidding no it's a dick stopper so just in case you're going too deep on your ████ it is like there a dick sto yeah it like stops your dick from going too deep I don't have that problem at all dude I don't I won't need that product thank you just put it on on the base of your dick and it's it acts as a there's a ster one there's a stop I thought that was to keep you from not coming too fast no no no there number one that keeps from going too deep no no no so sometimes ████ are like hormonal and you can't go as deep right and so then you put the stop that's a big problem I don't have going that deep I'm not talking for myself this is a problem look it up Ryan it exists it looks all right dick extendos I only
10:54 know about that because um my buddy says that he has that but I'm like probably it's probably full ████ but I mean this is the most like popular thing but is that what you're talking about nope oh my goodness that's not it that looks like a dick that got accident need a ████ that's like a dick Communication System yeah it's like if looks like a dick at a call center it's like aing that's a dick who's like telling other dicks what to do that's a dick that goes like this sorry I lied I told him about the sorry I lied oh but I didn't say who it was okay
11:52 okay
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