0:00 thank you [Music] an Ohio animal shelter will name a litter box after your ex the little oh ████ oh my God it's like when they name a cockroach and then they feed the Cockroach to like a lizard dude people are just so in Hamilton Ohio they have a unique fundraiser as a lead up to Valentine's Day they're saying they will name a cat litter box after an ex-romantic partner the gesture will cost five dollars per box while the promotion will run until February the 12th doesn't doesn't that count as bullying yeah that's cyber bullying is that is that considered bullying so it's ████ up yeah I think so I think it is that's what I was trying to say not like in my personal definition but societies I do what's the society's definition of
0:51 bullying that you're you're victimizing someone that isn't proven to be guilty of anything yeah maybe that person was like maybe yeah maybe they're the ████ how are they like because they get robbed after the kitty liters like what's the bowling part because then everyone goes ah look at look at the years just to generalize a little bit I think that cat people are more likely to have like a big time Grudge and they're pretty lonely aren't you a cat people yeah [Laughter] I think I know the intricacies enough to know that like yeah they're ████ lonely I've got ████ going on they're fueled by pettiness yeah and then they're like I'm gonna volunteer at my local shelter and then those are the people who are more likely to name it
1:42 after ex because it's like I got down the Wayward path of being a ████ cat person thanks to your ass yeah and so now I'm gonna blame it all on you and let the cats ████ and piss on it but then you have to clean it up so who wins is it recorded and then to be like that's Catherine I mean I guess it's just the opposite of naming a star after somebody oh yeah direct antithesis to that well but a star is so like magical and the litter box is so like um inanimate but not a story but not that's why it's it's the polar but what if you're a star that's cooking some beautiful world that's true like a ████ star I mean no no you're cooking it okay wait what's that wait what's a cook stock I forgot how many documentaries you've
2:33 been watching Neil deGrasse Tyson explaining cook Stars dude it starts off as a cook Nova then it gets bigger it's got no stars yeah he does but even like naming a star like what a ████ racket that is like the genius that came up with it but isn't it you don't like it but doesn't that it's a cash grab for sure doesn't NASA recognize those stars do they oh wait no they don't they don't huh what a ████ cash crap ████ are people talking about they're nuts have you guys ever hated the X so bad that you wanted to do something really bad but then you're not like hardcore so you do something like this yeah but I did it in Minecraft wait what did you do with Minecraft like you built an altar of her and ████ care what was the question
3:24 would you do in Minecraft to you know to your exes I just like built her house exactly how it used to be and then and then I brought I invited monsters inside of it and then I filled it with lava you wanna know the meanest thing I did Tunex that was like oh ████ psychopath okay so like um I forgot what happened but something happened with my ex where she had a pretty bad strike and I was like all right it's cool like we'll just like strike towards you like well no she did something wrong I forgot what it was she did something wrong that was clearly her fault she was apologizing yeah I was like it's cool you know just uh just know that if anything like this happens again um I'm not gonna be upset matter of fact it'll everything will seem like it's perfectly fine could be for years
4:16 but somewhere down the line when everything's at its best I will just be gone oh ████ and I said there's not gonna be a fight there's not gonna be a disagreement of any type you're just gonna be at Cloud Nine and the next day I'll just be out of your life holy ████ and as you do it for somebody that's the same thing no I said hey wait what did she say when she heard that crying why did you why did you do such a threat because I wanted to mentally tear it because I was an idiot I wanted a mentally Terrorizer mentally terrorize her to be like all right you want don't make this mistake again or else this and that was the worst thing I could think of which is terrible that's really good I told my Aunt I was like hey if we ever break up just so you know and I'm not trying to threaten you at all like that's what kind of was I'll kill you ████ kill you ████ I'll kill you and
5:07 I'll kill your family no I said I'll kill you it's a little lighter than that I no I was like I was like I will just disappear from your life like I just can't deal with like knowing you being your friend no Dramatics yeah yeah I just disappeared and then I I actually did that and I think she was pretty shocked the way of Brian oh you actually did it yeah when we broke up I did it the way you set it up though it sounds like the next scene is her in a straight jacket like I love him I love him yeah a good like crazy mental one and that's like I think a lot of like luckily I outgrew that type of ████ but yeah that's kind of like if I'm giving advice to like like dudes I'm like yeah don't do ████ like that sometimes when you when like you just want to hurt someone back when they do something to you it's like I was really creative at thinking of the worst things what was this strike like whatever a guy homies give her a
5:58 ride home or something it clearly it had to be it had to be something that no that's a big thing it had to be something that's stupid it had to be something that stupid that was like too immature to like look past something's dumb because it was like what it's like he's like you do that again yeah yeah on the phone and take it oh good luck that was kind of scary bro this set of skills yeah to leave you I'm Cloud Nine and that's the thing it's like because I'm not physically violent but I like I'm very like mind game like at the time I thought that was the worst thing you do if someone is do a mind game yeah so then I was like oh I'm not I'm never gonna shock you in the face or in like stupid like that but I will do this I'll suck it in your brain yeah smooth brain and it's so like messed up that's why I'm like no I don't don't play that role don't do it yeah so if you had if if you
6:49 had the option of doing this is this something that appeals to you guys a x that I hate a litter box name I don't hate anymore no I would just do what Ryan did back in the day I think that's a much no way dude it's pretty like I feel like we all walked into this pet store that's doing a fundraiser clearly it'll be more funny for us to all just buy one and name each other in yeah and it's like you know funnier man because then I'll enjoy it but if it's like like if I'm so petty that I put my ex's name on it I'm not gonna be like you're a slanter you're the ████ right well yeah because nothing's more uncool than admitting you still think about it exactly yeah like they have rent in your head dude you're obsessed right like you're losing then yeah you know or you just get a litter box that says the careful boys and we put in Anthony's house so your cat just ████ s████ all over and stuff it's just all over the camera yeah just every smart by the way and as bad as it was like as bad as the
7:40 relationship was and let's say like you you're not like even if it left on bad terms right you get to a point where it doesn't even affect you anymore like you don't think back in that way you don't even wish ill upon them you're just like well well that was a moment in life and I learned from it but I don't I don't feel like you're going back and being like nah I want to get them back for the way that they hurt me or I don't know like how do you guys feel about naming the cat litter Canada or something yeah or France yeah that's pretty strong yeah Atlanta international airports now that's a rivalry I could get behind Steve's gonna get a litter box and name it ████ American Airlines any chance you get to dunk on ████ American Airlines borrow you got your your flight canceled he's like I bet it was like it was ████ American man
8:32 ████ them I think that's something they lost my luggage worst thing about them I'll never forget this this is like nine days ago it was like no this cat he's like um I was like I was like I was like wait the the terminals right here you guys have the jetway right here yeah right there I can't get on the plane no sir sorry we closed the cabin door that's what happened to us and I'm like I it's all right there you won't let me know no sorry sir next flight is it seven in the morning and I was like cool it's uh it's seven at night right now so that's awesome did you sleep at the airport I slept at the airport I'm like what did you just pull up a chance yeah and Nikki's like go get out down I was like no ████ these people I'm not giving them dime
9:24 [Laughter] where by the way they play Creepy ████ music all night long oh to ████ with you yeah to make sure you don't sleep like what's a creepy you know what I'm so cheap I slept so and you've dealt with the night terrors comfortable spot what did you do terminal it I don't know I but I'm six foot four what do you want me to do I didn't find a comfortable spot on the floor yeah it's impossible to just find out because they're still playing Taylor Swift all night you got any other stories that accentuate how tall you are I'm gonna stop bragging yeah so so um I was hanging out with a fully grown adult male right but then I thought he's just a little baby [Laughter]
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