0:00 [Music] um by the way if you guys are part of our patreon you get access to the Discord where you can ask us questions this question is from the lovely AIS Escobar hi AIS he's um he's asking how was it the first time you ever grinded on the Dance Floor I'm do kids do that anymore these days I don't know I was grinded the pond I didn't grind I haven't been to a kid's dance Flo so I don't know or is everybody just on their phones taking you back to video for sure if there's anything consistent in human history is that people want to you know mature in that space yeah we just called it the fre like we had the freak like you know you get your freak on fre we could like you're freaking with somebody yeah dedicated to you know grabbing her hair I'm giving it
0:52 to her hard on the dance floor yeah like people are just like dry pumping on the dance Flor in my day I got my lips up in her ear I'm like you take it you ████ ████ while we're in the dance Flor we're just like regular ████ we're just freaking we're just freaking right but then how did you get how did you navigate the first time it happened for real for real like where were you how' you uh how did you get that thing started get started how did you not be awkward how did you position always just came up behind you like hella random and then you'd look at the girl like if you can't see him you look at your friend and you're like is he cute and then she' be like all right cool like you move on you know you're looking at your girl like yes yeah yeah yeah no she's like like you decide you you take the risk
1:42 sometimes people say hey you should have the chick's perspective and it's like who cares nobody cares there's no New Perspective that's new yeah hadn't heard that before you're like looking at your friend's eyes being like hell yeah is he cute H gr me it's really easy for me to leave the situation if I just pretended you were never there oh yeah oh it's and it's and it's less embarrassing for everybody invol everybody I got to go to the bathroom bye you know we all appreciate that yeah yeah I got you yeah no problem um instead of being like ew and then that's a good move it or maybe you're like or maybe you're like hey you just teased me pretty hard I have to go like make myself Cal and like super aroused on the dance floor like like it was all real like we're all getting around it was like what the ████ are we doing n when think back on it now what the ████ were
2:32 we doing and it would we was doing the up Tuck it's hard to see how the first time are we the baddies cuz we were probably in high school or something like that cuz but it's hard to think of the first time cuz it feels like it was decades doing this probably yeah but it feels like my club life was like two straight Decades of just bumping and grinding on the dance floor so you're quite good at it I don't know if I was good at it that's what it sounds like there was some crazy ████ that popped off because you get to a situation where you're dancing and turn you're like kind of ████ or whatever and then the girl be crazy too and then all of a sudden she like put your hand up her shirt or something down her pants we're like in the ████ middle of a club in the club in the it always feels like nobody can see it I don't know if people can see it or not but you we're all mess we're in our ████
3:23 thing yeah but you know you know code with that stuff though right it's like even if you can see somebody doing it's not like you stop everything you're doing instead also makes you whack cuz you're probably spitting your game too plus you're on a crowded dance floor where you're not the only one yeah so everybody knows what's going as long as you ain't like dirty and ████ doing some weird ████ all it takes is one weirdo with an Ebbs World log and that happens almost every time I'll never forget seeing a dude who's like feeling up on a chick and she's like basically passed out but barely standing up and I'm like get the ████ you know like immediately yeah get the ████ out of here that's horrible yeah but I don't even know if they bumping ground the same way I I don't know either I'm not gonna make any assumptions on that generation but I would I would assum I would assume that they are yeah that's hopeful because see all of them all their phones too oh but
4:13 you know what it is you know what it is it's not really bump and grind it's more like they're just twerking on you it's not even like the way that we were like yeah there's one thing where they're twerk twerking is like you're showing like what I can do and they're like no we doing we are doing we are like having we are assimilating ████ on a dance floor in front of everybody now it's like the girls twerking and the guy just like with his drink like yeah and that's like not what we were doing I'm just saying that we didn't invent the need to like feel that physical Intimacy in that realm you know what I mean like you you there are restrictions but you try your best to work around the rules in a way that allow you to get as far as possible in your young hormon area right so the point is I think that even if it might be a slightly different variation to different types of music or whatever they're all still trying to do the same
5:03 objective feeling it up I mean you know what I mean it was a special time in life so hope yall enjoying the guy just enjoy it you the first first time that you did it I can recall the first time I got in trouble for it how cuz like I was I was with the girl at the dance and then you know school dance yeah school dance and we had you know you do the thing where if you're fa in front and chances are you're taller than the girl and then you kind of like semi squat a little bit legs between legs so it's almost like they're sitting on your thigh rocking around doing like a figure eight to the song you know what I'm saying and then ████ chaperon and stuff like the ASV president will be walking around with the flashlight in his pocket yeah lame and then the second he goes like this and shines the whole light and everybody around you obviously like there's a ████ light right here and this guy goes up to me he's like sir get
5:54 your leg out from between her legs oo all right and then you had to like back back up and you know you arms distance waiting for the moment where you're in darkness again and hopefully you can get closer but the the thing is you don't start right there too like as D you start here you know what I mean and then you're already like working your way and then the second you finally get to that point the next thing your horny ass mind thing is like maybe I can slip a hand slowly down and grab a little booty so if somebody makes you spread out you're almost like ████ I got to start all over kills the mood you can't just get back in there you know got to start the level again exactly but I do think when I think about the first time I think it was like eighth grade Dan eighth grade yeah because there was a song by salt and pepper called push it oh it's like when you freak freaking good like we all knew that that song came on like that was we're fre like
6:45 that we're talking about freaking we're talking about like slow dancing yeah so if we're dancing with each other we are going to oh yeah yeah that's what we're doing it's a game take it slow oh but if you get if you get matched up with a girl during this song You Know You're we're ending up freaking that's what that's why we're dancing with this song yeah true yeah but you're next to a girl you didn't want to do it with you're like ah look look around look around find then you dance away yeah yeah yeah that's right hell the very first time I think I mine was late I was already like 18 18 yeah that's some adult ████ I was like 18 and it was at a a house party for New Year's and then it was with uh with eris's sister's friend her name is Trish and it was like it blew my mind cuzz I always wanted to do it but then I was awkward cuz I was like I was already
7:35 breaking and then you know you're breaking you don't no social yeah I can do some ucks but can we kind of get up in here yeah exactly I need some space I was that guy and then this are you like chel am I like Chappelle yeah did you not ████ till late you didn't ████ till late no I was I was already not a virgin at this point but then I wasn't good at Social dancing okay okay cuz I was like I always thought everyone was looking at I know exactly this song came on and it was like Meant To Be You Know song yeah you do let me see this is the first song that I did that to this is a good song to but it's not even for boys who cares no it's good though the girl songs are better cuz they're feeling
8:25 themselves whether you could dance or not once you got to the freaking of it we all could just do that naturally somehow everyone was just in the group we oh ████ everybody's in that ████ we're like oh yeah and all the girls are singing to each other too while they're looking at each other even though they're freaking you if you mess with my you're just sitting there like yeah I'm like trying not to M it cuz it's pretty funny pushing it in I'm pushing it in I think crazy crazy but it is one of those things where it just you you can't really plan too much it's just kind of the first time it just sort of happens I do I do remember I was joking around with the up Tuck but at the same time you know we're not joking around I do remember no it's embarrassing yeah I do remember Junior High trying to dance with somebody and then if they start pushing up on you but you ain't ready for it so you have to like please stop please stop you like dancing like this and then another guy gets behind
9:16 you starts grabbing your je Holes song that talks about the whole ████ thing next that the song about next like oh oh yeah too close yeah too close that's the grind song that song is about the whole interaction you hear the lyrics today is ████ funny I wonder if she could tell them hard right now that s███'s crazy too close exact grind song this song I start from the beginning I wonder if she could tell that I'm hard right now yeah play that loud and they would play this at like middle school dances and ████ the music video doesn't have it oh the music doesn't have it no so what's the equivalent to B songs today what do you say I don't know it almost like seems like wet ass ████ W ████ is crazy like too crazy it's just yeah it's too on the nose Play song you stop that ████ right now you guys we I'm not going to be a
10:06 car with you right now yeah D wrapping into some wet ass person to crazy it's way too on the nose yeah it's too crazy but at the same time you hear this ████ you're like ████ this is on the damn nose on the nose yeah true it just sounded nice yeah I think Tempo wise was like cool too I with everything Ben Shapiro said about wet as ████ H H wet as ████ can't believe you what else is there to to say now like what are we going to we said ████ the Police we said wet ass ████ like what what else what is there to say anymore we should show me the proof uh let your coochie breathe you know that one Fu the wet ass police you that one sexy red that song was popular oh yeah the sexy red stuff yeah that your GUI breathe that one one that was popular yeah I don't know I think it's like what's the next Generation going to rap about sing about did you guys enjoy all
10:56 the slow dance songs though oh hell yeah dude the best that's my favorite song which song honestly lady nice and slow nice and slow oh yeah Knocking the Boots honestly bump and grind was kind of slow bump and grind was the ████ I don't see nothing wrong I wish that was a different guy so that I know ████ s███'s over don't even sing that ████ we cancelled still holds up it wasn't him then cancel you changed that's another man if you look at all I mean hope you give us some time I think every song or movie that you've seen from anyone you think was awesome was a piece of ████ like every rock and roll singer so can they just all be canceled out we like the song Still yeah I think we got to be able to we got to be able to like take the art away from the away from the
11:47 artist not take it away from like disassociate mean the person from the art yeah yeah and if they ████ up maybe we still enjoy their music but they don't get money for it you know what I mean I guess that's true because if if Michael Jackson bought the Beatles catalog does that mean the Beatles are now problematic right because he's the one who's gaining but also oh yeah AR Kelly's in jail right now so I think we could play Bump and Grind Scott free I think they can play that in jail I mean I miss bum grind I also miss the remix to ignition everybody [Music]
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