0:01 oh Cantonese is good you're chopping onions here you go there's your knife Joe had that in his nose by the way [Music] hello welcome to another amazing episode of careful boys today we have geo with us you're a boy um I think it's time we settle once and for all what is the hottest Asian accent really hottest that's all we get just Asian accents there's nothing why are you acting like there's not a lot to pick from huh yeah hot that's the hottest one I can't say yeah if I'm very many Asian accents hot oh if
0:51 it's someone like Hawk his Asian accent British British his British Asian hey he's Asian he's got an accent not only that that's Oxford British it is extra British that's pretty hot it's very hot I want that one you want that one oh God that's what I that's my vote I any one of those Asian accents particularly turns you on Colleen I guess Korean nothing seems to come to mind you like that I mean I like that I like a lot of K dramas dude that is true they have really good romantic speak in their drawings but I like it aren't they speaking Korean though yeah oh right you said accent accent yeah it has to be English I guess Korean Korean okay yeah I guess Korean accent what do you want it to
1:41 sound like you do it what do I want what like what what have someone okay oh no what's the guy gonna hit you up like that you're like oh he's working me help you out this is how we're gonna settle it we're going to read dialogue from the notebook in Asian accents and we'll figure it out that way that sounds good so you got your Korean ready not really ████ young dude that's hard yeah get that guy this guy's the best all right read the blue dialogue the blue yeah Korean yeah let's see how but but like make it sound like you're make it sexy yeah because then this motherfucker's gonna do like an ajushi and he's gonna be like why'd your shoes are sexy though not to a young lady like okay so I'll paint the Korean guy that I am okay so you um are in your 30s and you just said
2:32 not an audition you just served that's not an adjective she's like 50s okay all right these this is dialogue from the movie yeah you're like like Korean guy with like nice clothes you live in a like uh you own the Squidward a high rise that one's no no no he doesn't know no no no he owns like um I don't know like a really famous you're you're calm your Suave but you don't take it all too seriously a really famous mall I wanted everybody knows that mall and he's lonely and he's like he finally found the girl of his dreams aka me and he's like oh my God I have to have this Mexican chick all right so like you have to have like the Suave I don't think any of that is gonna match the scene but anyways here goes oh no which one did you pick it's from notebook right yeah
3:23 get ready get the towels the eyebrows [Music] what are you I hate you I don't see I ████ hate you yeah he did I don't remember that it's a rewrite but you said Korean you said Korean but you gave me the address Sheen I didn't want that no that's a dirty version to be fair the guys do yell like that they do but not like that and I need it that was really good uh just for directors but I'm gonna get like a version two I
4:15 like it thank you okay okay tone it down a bit can you tell me can you tell me could you be almost depressed depressed depressed depressed almost like if like these are your last words can you tell them to not grab my shirt you're good and could you really grab Nick sure no not do that with both hands this time uh-oh yeah you got to be depressed and bringing them in real close we're on a tight lens here so we need them like nose to nose stop thinking about what everybody wants stop thinking about what I want why your parents what what do you want sweater that's not in there
5:09 I think I have to change my underwear yeah she is drenched I'll sit dude that was sick I don't either it's not a Calhoun is that his name Noah yeah Young Noah it's the Ryan goslinger your turn can you do a Vietnamese one can yeah here give it to can I can't do a Vietnamese accent watch it watch it okay paint the sexiest Vietnamese guy what's up sexiest Vietnamese is not sexy by the way stop saying that bro and you have to get in this position first no okay full hip mobility dude oh ████ do you have a cigarette or something you see you're already getting into character I like that's good go ahead oh here here that's nice no okay another one whoa whoa whoa whoa
6:00 let's put the comb down wow now oh my God all right that's pretty good dude which one Young Noah can you flick it too just a little bit just to get that uh directors know I would like you to flick it at the end of your sentence and then that's it all right great thank you um yeah of course thank you oh wait it didn't light all day oh ████ okay oh my God I see the smoke stop thinking about what everybody wants stop thinking about what I want what your parents want do you want flick it look it [Applause]
6:53 felt hot about that like one one pickup shot okay what do your parent want flick them what do your parent want what do your parent wants flick it okay what okay good direction no matter what the your parent what man that's it look at this cigarette yeah you have officially changed my mind that's ████ hot that's like some man ████ Vietnamese is definitely it's the body language it's the glasses that was Alpha yeah it's Alpha as ████ you didn't care that you look ridiculous and you owned it yeah okay Alpha is fun and panties are soaps I don't want the Korean anymore and what I got what I got from it was like he's tired of it if you don't want this I don't really kill it that's ████ bro yeah even more yeah I'm tired of hearing your
7:44 complaints and that's the Vietnamese that's the Vietnamese because Koreans are always whining and ████ all the time you're right but the Vietnamese is like they don't ████ you man I already know you know give me two guns I shoot at the same time that way that's good you got me bro your turn I wanted you bro these scenes are better your turn it's the same same thing let me get sunglasses no you guys don't wear sunglasses is that a positive or negative stereotype I don't know that's just not what I've seen yeah I won't wear sunglasses but I will act like the sun is too bright still
8:35 another director's note um could you please blow this at the end of yourself okay there's power of dirt hooker ████ juice and you touched it there's self juice that's nasty all right what's my what's my name where am I at what am I doing you're on a boat okay you gotta rock you already gotta start doing this okay you feel a little seasick but you're fine they're gonna help me be sexy and then you just swap just Swap and then you deliver it but you can't laugh you can't laugh though okay okay okay okay okay
9:26 [Music] [Laughter] stop thinking about what everyone loves stop thinking about what I want what your parents want what do you want Ali [Laughter] what is oh that's disgusting that's really good bro I thought he was gonna throw up here drink some ginger ale ah even worse so is that in the lead Filipino dude I still want the big guy the Vietnam
10:18 he's too cool your turn dude I don't know what accent I could do Pasadena Chinese director what do you say um um it's too hot like it's a really hot day you're having issues like you're sweating as you're having issues breathing like you almost don't remember your words I don't know if I could deliver that and say this with the Asian X at the same time but I'm gonna try okay you could do it just yeah wait but you could also do German I think that's what's gonna cut off it's not even Asian today do your Chinese drama yeah you're a Chinese good Germany and this is your oh he might just [Laughter] it's really hot this is hard it's hot by the way it's really hot go ahead
11:08 um let me see here this is hard to say it okay okay I changed the scene you're riding a motorcycle I think you do it dude you know of all motorcycles you picked that one yes it's a sex it's a real sexy mother that's a scooter bro you're on a motorcycle but you have a Bluetooth set and this is who you're talking to [Laughter] good thing you're German amazing okay you need to stop sinking about what everyone wants stop thinking about what I want louder what your parents want oh my God
11:58 I feel threatened what do you want Ally what do you think not bad I feel like if I don't say yes you're gonna kill my family is going for I thought Aryan pride in that one oh damn in that one I felt like I had SS on my shoulders while I was going through zots re-roll it re-roll it in Chinese now dude I don't know if I have a Chinese one just do it you don't have a Chinese accent after all these years just that's Japanese yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's hard that's Native American yeah so as I was doing the German accent I felt in my head I was like this kind of sounds Indian bro a little bit like it could be can you do an Indian one that's a Asian yeah yeah who does can anyone do
12:48 it you can do Indian no I cannot you we need David Dave is so good at it he is very good you're pretty you're not that bad what if you did another Vietnamese no no don't declare it damn it feels good okay let me see there's not need it we still need Chinese to decide and the Chinese one okay say some words in Chinese first and get that feeling up like do not say that like that yeah yeah there you go yeah you got it yeah yeah just or or do I go or do I go I try to do a Singaporean yeah there you go that way like that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah even better even better go ahead go ahead ready ready wait oh you have to be on his head wait no no bite like on his forehead get your feet yeah yeah uh we're on a phone call but the we keep
13:38 cutting out so you have to repeat yourself exactly you're good oh you lie I like that huh no yes my head I gotta get my time you're ready I'm on the call with you yeah stop thinking about what everyone wants stop thinking about what I want all right sorry you're breaking up oh your parents what do you want I apologize to all my second parties out there I tried yeah I tell you why are you worried about yeah last one Chinese and then we'll we'll like make the the charts your Vietnam
14:30 that was good dude you yourself wrong that Vietnamese is not yeah you messed up and gotten hot dude that was the most confident Alpha dude I've ever seen that's better than Andrew tank I'm gonna play it back and it's just we ████ around and we found out it was good you know the cigarette makes everybody cool that's why they haven't been movies damn I gotta start smoking what's this Chinese prop what's this Chinese prop what kind of Chinese like a Cantonese Cantonese oh Cantonese is good you're chopping onions here you go there's your knife Joe had that in his nose by the way Falcon you waited son of a ████ everything here is not safe okay so I'm just chopping onions and yeah it's crying you're you're yeah it's the fumes are really getting to you yeah
15:20 but at first at first not the normal and then in the middle it's starting to get really worse and towards the last end of the sentence it's just you you can't see come on speaker hello hey are you there uh-huh okay I need to tell you about something okay stop thinking about what everyone was I mean talk faster stop thinking about what I want to talk slower what your parents want why you want Ali stop date oh this aromatic oh ████ I've never used an audio
16:11 he's like wow what are these that's such important usually I use the green scallion the Maui onion it's sweet that is hard that was like doing it's a really hard well he did it pretty well he's a professional yeah this guy's good it's almost like he's a professional I think he's done it before yeah that's pretty good I don't know Amanda that's these one was pretty good hot too yeah that was pretty good that's her husband maybe that's what I am maybe maybe when he's chopping his shirt yeah you want to grab your shirt yeah yeah okay whoa dude this is sensual dude wait but don't don't like punch crab to punch me can I get a friend [Music] oh
17:03 traditional why did you put ████ in your mouth I'm gonna eat some more muffins dude some more ████ put more ████ I have so much no don't do that to me Brad Pitt he's like yeah yeah it makes a better actor that's true while you do that let me see if this is what is happening oh we're way off are they see the Korean guy had it the best watch what your parents want what do you want man what do you want what it is that's good it helps yeah it helps stop thinking
17:53 you're supposed to have food in your mouth I don't like this idea but I like the idea stop [Laughter] the food You're Gonna swallow it no don't chew don't you yeah you're disgusting you're swallowing it stop thinking [Laughter] I'm sorry stop thinking about what everyone wants stop thinking about what I want what your parents want to do you want Ali [Laughter]
18:44 that's a leading man dude [Applause] all right so let's decide on the chart is number one German no German Asian singaporeans [Applause] can we he got all of us wet in here dude yeah just don't throw that out I think that's pretty fair to say so if anybody in the comments please comment below the order of sexiness that you believe that is or just say if your number one pick is one of those at all please speak your mind and let us know because in this room Vietnamese is the sexiest Asian accent yeah that's right no [Music]
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