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What Do Comic Book Movies Need to Bring Us Back?

#superman#batman#jamesgun#hawgirl#penguin
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0:00 if you watch the Matt ree Batman he was so good in that movie like as penguin then they did a spin-off and that show won hello Awards of gold you don't think you don't think Danny deito made the best Batman I mean uh penguin ever not after watchingo is [Music] Batman so today welcome back to careful boys today we are we are going to watch the Superman uh teaser trailer and and then we're going to talk about comic books movies a little bit here we go I don't want to do this anymore cuz I I look like a liberal left Winger so this is this is the new new Superman new new Superman from James you also move the bottles and stuff to the side uh I'm going to move them right here yeah that's a good idea good catch here we go here we go new new Superman James gun oh it's a

0:50 windy it's a windy scene oh ████ I like it already looks cool oh he came like that oh he's a grownup I thought he's a dwarf too many questions guys I'm going to move this mouse so that the bar goes away why is he so much tall broccoli hair John Mayer is a Superman now John Mayer Who did that to Superman dude who could do that to [Applause] him I like James gun cuz he's like anti-trans oh my God God my favorite thing about him wait who is [Music]

1:43 that they need to bring back Kristen Kirk [Applause] dude she like7 she's like 47 now oh ████ I like this version of the song that's cool what is that yeah it's the Avalanche man it's the villain bad guy it's a bad guy you don't oh it's his dog he has a super dog That's So Co he got a cape too that's so cool oh that's a sick shot wow dude this relx that's going to be the villain oh he's playing him oh that's James maoy I think no it's not dudee it's not you say John mck androy Mac andro tennis player that oh Hawkeye no not Hawkeye

2:36 different Universe oh that's Iron Man right there D who's that deformed dude Groot Groot epic this looks really good already oh it's black man who's black man is that is that a DC Universe guy I didn't know black man it didn't say to the credits so funny damn July that's a long ass time that looks ████ epic that looks so good hopefully this video comes out by July that look yeah so that's the reboot now DC Universe is being rebooted this is like the beginning the real beginning was this cartoon show called Creature Commandos nobody knows about it nobody gives also it's based on that what only one thing people really enjoy is the

3:27 Batman Cameo there was a Batman cameo in it but that means just means that Batman's in Universe right now so like during this movie Batman's out there somewhere but Matt Reeves Batman movies with Robert patson is still going to continue as a side Universe thing that's not affiliated specifically with the DCU but it's allowed to exist as a DC Legacy piece and the the black man Solo movie has not been announced yet yeah too much who who who is that Superman I don't think I've seen him his name is U ████ what what's his name John mackenro John macro isn't he like a fresh actor uh he's like some random TV spots but yeah they they just wanted a younger newer Guy new face that makes sense someone that's not too branded David Corn sweat yeah porn sweat cool name because this is the start of the DC Universe not just a reboot of Superman like he's meant to be in the franchise

4:17 for a longer period of time he The Cameo and other like specific different he's that Robert Downey yeah wow well no he's the he's just the beginning of it so yeah maybe the Iron Man maybe we'll see I guess technically the real parallel would be like the Captain America I said what I said was better I think I think it was I do agree cuz Superman's like the anchor of the whole Iron Man's the anchor dude you're right you're right you're right I was just thinking colors Batman would be the Captain America no Batman's like kind of more popular than Superman now so it's kind of I don't think that two should ex coexist in the same world who Batman and Superman they do though I know but it doesn't look you don't think they they've coexisted for so long I don't that's like how they started now you disapprove it doesn't make sense you're you're like 100% before you're born it was like yeah made before you Superman does not belong in Gotham he's not

5:09 Metropolis he usually isn't there but he's there Metropolis is a bigger city I think I think they're in a place called planet Earth that have different places what about the Hawkeye Chicky what do they call her hotty ass Hawkeye yeah the one with the the mace on the wings Haw girl Haw girl nailed it HW Tua no that's you know what that is but that's cool that she's in it yeah Green Lantern in it Green Lanterns in it yeah you saw him you saw the green ring the haircut guy Garder I don't know I was too busy focus on black man I didn't see that character yeah who is that yeah who what's his power start with a t i don't remember him start with a t was that static shock that's also DC though is it yeah I know that's so crazy does black man belong in Gotham James gun tends to bring up characters that people don't really see depends on his fashion that's cool I don't know DC very well at all

5:59 yeah what does it stand for the DC District of Columbia a Detective Comics oh is what it used to stand for it doesn't really stand for that anymore I think I think they just ch my all of my cards were all like Marvel so I I don't really know too much about DC I was a DC kid for sure mhm I I DC Comics I had like comic books but then I had I remember I had like a you know you get like basketball or football cards I had like the whole set of the Marvel one I had I had WWF cards oh you did and then I had I had something called the rap pack where it was rappers '90s rappers what and they were on cards got Vanilla Ice that's another thing is there's a Supergirl movie coming out it's Millie alw the younger version of the girl in House of dragons oh the targaryan she super girl the blond blond wait so is she a teenager or like a

6:50 college kid I mean super girl I don't know just probably just young adolescent has there been a good Supergirl movie I haven't seen any of them since like no dude the one that they made was like in the 7s or whatever early ' 80s and it was dog ████ cuz they made a Batgirl too right was that good no they cancelled it no no back then wasn't like ala Silverstone or some ████ or was that yeah that was that was Batman Robin yeah and that was also not a good movie yeah but like it was still it was still great marketing to have oh having her titties in the ████ back costume was sick when I was a kid a black man is actually referred to as Mr terrific he's terrific Mr I don't remember him at all he's a genius inventor incredibly athletic making him a rival to Batman he also becomes chairman of the Justice Society in the comics cool he's incredibly athletic interesting Hawk girl is in it yeah so what is this like superp power basketball come on come on dude he's an

7:42 inventor he's like James naith uh hot girl is one of the oldest DC heroins known for her medieval weapons and artificial ring wings that's cool what's her origin story she relate like did did Batman develop her or like why is she a bat Batgirl she's a Hawk Hawk Haw girl Hawk H HW girl Oh I thought he said bgirl no h girl we said backgirl like 4 minutes you said backgirl that was like yesterday dude but what does DC have to do to bring you guys in cuz cuz I I like that I like that I'm in James gun I'm in I loved Zack Snider stuff too to be completely honest I didn't like all of it but I liked his yeah not Wonder 1984 no no no well he didn't do that well aside from Batman and Superman is uh who's the Punisher DC or no he's Mar right so who's DC Batman

8:32 Superman Green Lantern Wonder Woman flash Aquaman first Joker was the only one I liked yeah well that I heard the second nobody liked the second one musical was Terri you know what I watched I watched flash kind of a fun movie to bad what's his name is just bad ████ crazy what about um suicide squads DC or something else okay second Suicide Squad was good first one was bombb terrible yeah I agree I I like the like Will Smith one was not good oh yeah I like suicide s wait that the only DC thing ever is Joker the first Joker for the modern day yeah I didn't like any of but I haven't seen a lot to be fair I haven't really seen a lot of them you don't consider Christopher Nolan Batman as modern day right I haven't seen a lot of those you didn't see like The Dark Knight I actually I did like the I've only seen the original one Batman begin

9:25 the dark knight uh what is it the dark knight uh Rises that's the third one so you didn't see Dark Knight the the second I guess the three series The Three is Batman Begins out of the three I only saw one of them and it was really good with Joker or with with with the whatever one with the Train the thing goes like this oh that was Joker one yeah yeah the Joker oneck yeah the first one yeah yeah that one and it was really good that's good I that's not modern though that's like how do you remember the truck not the joke that's not way back though cuz way back is still like AR way way back would you say like within the five years within like so Matt Reeves is the recent modern one then yeah with the Robert panson and uh they that's that's a long time ago I say hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these lovely pieces on some of our gentlemen here these awesome Jade

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11:05 made the best Batman I mean uh penguin not after watching Danny deito was Batman Danny DeVito was great as penguin he was great a risk that he scared me he scared me too he was really good in that era but that was like a more cartoony era of Batman you know I love Tim Burton Batman though he I will say I did like the DC animated ones like The Killing Joke oh yeah yeah those are really good Killing Joke is a masterpiece I like Allstar Superman if you haven't seen that one that's a pretty good one I haven't seen that and I and of course Batman anime series mask of the fantasm those are all good so good mask of the fantasm those are really good is fantastic for Marvel okay Silver Surfer Marvel it's toy Biz toy I'm really cuz aside from Batman and Superman I don't really know like DC DC um recently yeah

11:59 yeah yeah I think as a kid I think we all watched that ████ and then they had TV there isn't that much recent they're just taking like 50 70 80y old characters and then making them modern no I mean like like like Smallville right that's a re not a recent but that's like a new spin on like that's older than the 20 that's when the TV screen was a bu the characters are old I get it right but then like the like the like the new editions of the interpretations of the DC ones haven't been hitting it that's true and super yeah I think it's just you feel betrayed after like one bad DC movie and then you just stop trusting it but like obviously after no one left that's when they started struggle busting cuz like before that it was it was just Nolan carrying everything that's true yeah Wonder Woman the first one was a pretty good successe Aquaman the first one also I think crossed the why was 1984 so bad it was it was just

12:51 so even you watch the opening scene you're like this is just a bad movie like it just doesn't seem like a good act what a shame cuz the first one was so strong yeah the first fight scene start like takes place in a mall and it's just kind of weird it just kind of doesn't I don't know it just I I hate was it Kristen wig who was the the bad girl I don't remember I didn't get that it was cheetah yeah cheetah it was I think as a villain to that was just so like I agree with you she's a clown she's cheesy yeah she not scar she's I love Christen wig but I'm just saying but as a villain why would they weird yeah it's weird move weird mov around but I'm very excited for James gun and the way he does stuff um like be kind of like the head of the entire DC Universe and where that's going to go because he does a really good job of like cuz a not have made things like really epic cool dark and semi-realistic yeah I feel like with

13:42 where the actual Comic character stories and arcs and the type of villains and characters in general James gun's eye for that stuff is like really good he's a better Storyteller it just hits that tone and that genre well in today's era you can see the anti- transness like coming through in all the and it's really good like all three guardians of the galaxies were good all of them yeah and they're characters that nobody kind of really gave a ████ about but because he did such a good job in the movie everybody loves and even by the third one was emotional same like that with Suicide Squad like the second one it was so like random and weird and funny that I was like oh like this is a different movie than I've ever seen before he just knows how to hit the right tone yeah the tone is way he doesn't sell out you know how like Tao ytt by the third Thor movie he's just selling out every ████ moment for bits yeah you know what I mean like I

14:32 just think that James gun knows how to balance it like when he when he knows which gender is which like it's really clear but then I feel like granded the Thor Ragnarok was still really good Thor Ragnarok I don't disagree I just like I thought that it was or I'm thinking about the love and thunder one love and thunder people people turn on that but then I think they're I think they're also pushing him to to ham it up more and more I'm sure you know like when you when you write a sitcom and then a character is funny and they make you ham that character like bro yeah yeah yeah I feel like he probably didn't want to do it that hard and he had to start with fat Thor yeah they're like make it funnier make it funnier make it funnier he probably didn't want to match it out like that Ragnarok was really good it was a perfect balance I think yeah Ragnarok was like right there especially because the second Thor was bad it was objectively terrible movie Dark World now is still kind of fine yeah

15:22 she's totally fine mhm Queen Amidala that's who I know where as Queen amidal I know is also it's Eevee and V Vendetta when she was fun she was she was bald in that movie be Vendetta be Vendetta is a really good movie oh hell yeah dude Beaver Vendetta that's DC oh it's DC just kid yeah it wasn't I was like what it's Wild Storm yeah it's really good though that movie is what blade is Marvel right blade is blade is galoo G it's Duplo it's Lego blow no I'm interested to see what James got done with it cuz most of the hate I hear about Superman is everyone's like Superman he's boring like he he's he's a God or whatever he's perfect or whatever yeah he doesn't have much aside from

16:12 being a ████ s ass ████ but it's good that they started with him getting all ████ up so you're like how does he get ████ up I want to see this I just think that Superman Works to me when he is like a a sympathetic God like he is like a god on Earth and like he is almost more human than all of us because he was trying to SA real I like I like Superman always was Superman I just thought he was uh Moses would you be mad if they made him gay I'd be furious I would if he was black and gay I would no my Superman those people are really real what if he's not like overtly gay but then like later on they're like they made his kid gay John Kent in the comic but what if they're like he's gay in the in like the trivia like he's like by oh like how alus dador became gay like when you look at the wiki you're like he's gay cuz like it that

17:02 does have to move the plot forward right he can't just be gay just to be gay no he's been slamming lowest Lane for 100 years dude like he's not gay yeah legitimately it's like the 1930s but what if Krypton was like a gay Planet yeah the planet's gay there's no females he's like I'm not gay my planet's gay yeah I have to you know that would be funny though like black gay Superman black gay Superman I'm probably still watching that's his way of like asking forgiveness for the anti-tr stuff yeah if it was a total parody movie I'm in so in dude I'd watch it yeah I'm ████ Jimmy old I'd be more excited to watch that than this it's something new we'll see what James gun does dude don't be don't hate too early oh no I love James gun ████ yeah did you did you like Man of Steel

17:53 did you see it I didn't see it no I didn't see that did you like it I did actually I Henry Cav's a good Superman awesome he's a really good he really got ill served by a lot of like Batman Superman I thought was not good you didn't like Brandon Ruth I didn't like Affleck Batman I didn't like Ben Affleck Batman either except I liked him as Bruce Wayne Bruce I like him as Bruce Wayne but the whole they just didn't do good writing on that movie for me but I like Brandon Ralph Superman actually I like him as the character I thought the movie was pretty boring I felt bad for him yeah me to because he was like set to be the next like they started him young and they were like oh we're going to do like a bunch of of them and then they just cut it and I think he only made like 200 G's to that movie and it was basically like hey the sequels are coming B yeah he was like set for a long-term thing and then they was just hit Scott Pilgrim's next and then I want them to bring back the old school Batman when you smack somebody it goes pow they

18:45 need to do that ████ and it was like a trumpet they did recently actually they made a cartoon with with actually Adam West before he died and they did like a it was like 5 years ago or something just before he died but it was like but he can't be in the same world with Superman no he hell no not that one no yeah you want that but not that yeah

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