0:00 [Music] matam Yoshi what the hell are you saying last per Harbor Bombadier dies at 106 years old so the guy a guy who bombed my ancestors has died and At Last At 106 years old what he was 106 that's gay is he from Okinawa he is he is from uh Japan yeah that might be he uh he passed away in Japan too or did he end up moving somewhere son of a ████ died he move to Hawaii was he an apartment a house or did he have a a condo so his death was announced August 28th on social media he uh basically he he has lived about you know with the
0:52 burden of the war yeah for most of his life 80 years since World War II ended I heard uh Silver Samurai was based off of this character really nah I just made that up guy the Marvel Sil social media what kind of content I wonder was he posting what his content what kind of videos you think you made post postwar content you think he you think he was seriously crying for 80 years oh it's a de regret he he says he was ashamed that he's the only one in Sur who survived and lived such a long life I canot die that's not Japanese like I said the burden of the war was with him well when did the last one die before that yeah uh I don't know I don't know but so like 105 this might piss some of you guys off but we won the war and 74 64 Japanese
1:42 died during the attack on the base right Japan lost 29 air 29 aircraft five submarines but he who was 23 at the time he dropped the torpedo that by mistake Sun the UN sunk the unarmed Battleship USS Utah which nobody talks about really uh like it's it was uh it was during Pearl Harbor right and President Franklin Roosevelt famously described it as a date that will live in infamy as we all know and he said that um he wouldn't like when he was asked like would you visit Pearl Harbor he's like I wouldn't really know what to say right like if I could go I would like to and I would like to visit the graves of the men who died I would like to pay my deepest respect but I wouldn't really know what exactly to say yeah exctly so the US government knew that Pearl Arbor was going to happen and didn't stop it oh
2:33 ████ you're already doing it are we there you're already he's already at it are we already there we're not there yet no we can get there is that a thing I I was leaving the door open for you oh okay walked right through yeah okay there we go like watching the guy walk into a screen door cuz they wanted they wanted it right yeah they need an excuse to do it they even sent a warning yeah I I think there's plenty of evidence they say hello hello hello Japanese are calling but we are going to do attack uh because you don't want to trade thank you very much courtesy call like now give us the Scoops we're going to go straight down Isa I don't think presid at the time get into that Conspiracy Theory what makes a can I just before we move on can I ask what makes a battleship
3:25 unarmed it's just a ship not a batt ask questions you're not suppos to maybe it's just holding all the quarter Masters sh out yeah it's a battleship why it does it have no arms on it it's got all it's got all the cooks only for battle they provide food for all that is a pretty good point holy ████ we just blew everyone's mind this whole case wide open it could be either decommissioned or it hasn't been commissioned yet okay why is it there I don't know that someone parked there that was the fleet right that was the Fleet this the Pacific Fleet I guess yeah weird maybe it's one of those like support guys you think you know it's like a water boy like it's like Battleship then that's what I'm saying part the B does a ████ dude it's like the drummer boy like why is it a battle drummer he's just
4:17 didn't put the keys in yet that's all yeah that's all he's working his way up to get okay now what happened with America uh well no I'm I'm actually interested in your thoughts on this so you think that um they kind of let the attack happened in order to the war I'm not like a huge Pearl Harbor expert but I've seen a lot of uh documentation and books written about this where they say basically they knew that was going to happen they allowed it to happen but not like they they made it happen like golf of tonen like they like just let it happen yeah they didn't make it happen they knew it was going to happen and they did nothing going stop it because they needed it who's they us oh US Government America Franklin D R about America cuz he's like I got a sick speech for this yeah you have nothing to fear or they developed a new technology
5:07 and they need need an excuse to use it what's the point of developing a new technology if you never get to test it we like to test things mhm it's a lot of fun especially on a lot of Japanese people cuz they're radioactive already good point which apparently isn't true either what do you mean that the area that's that's like totally habitable and that the food isn't being contaminated and that the nuclear waste isn't really thing that with that it is true that's that's what Elon says by the way you're So based I can't even handle it or not it's not it's not it's not Radioactive It's not Adam Bomb oh yeah oh no the the the the aftermath oh well now it's not you're talking about how because a lot of people say you can't eat Al Tuna from Japan because it's whatever you're right about that not even the fuku Jima stuff that no one ass died in the aftermath no but they're everybody's
5:58 going to have Mutant baby again that's what they say but why do you think all Japanese people got why do you think all Japanese people got messed up teeth why you think Japanese people aren't having kids anymore they don't want mutants why do you think the whole world's not having kids anymore they don't want mutants they they did find like radioactive bores the water is going everywhere in the ocean oofies what do you mean that's why nobody's having kids it's clear I've seen a lot of documentation and books on this the the water's going everywhere in the world this guy's well well better be careful I talked to a guy that helped work and develop one of the first cell phones for Samsung and he said and he he used to do for um Nokia and he used to work with the phones and they knew that having the signals and all the radio frequencies close to your head are actually bad for you so that's why I use my airpods to
6:50 talk so they developed the phone where actually instead of being like this it's like this oh so that all the components are away from your head oh and he developed it like yeah this is bad we do it like this and the lawyers came in they said no you can't make that phone cancel the program wow because now if you make this phone you're admitting that we've known about this and created the phones already okay and he told me don't ever put your phone in your in your pocket and don't s next to it I don't I do nothing but do that and I have it on my fanny pack that's right above my balls bro sometimes I fall asleep like this for real for real wait what are the two so not in your pocket in your pocket he this guy one of the guys that first invented cell phones he said he truly believes that um cell phones in your pocket has a direct correlation to men having less kids and
7:41 you I've heard that so much I've had not no kids and I thought that like theoretically but the guy that's actually worked in the early you know like 30 years ago working on Cell oh no I have it on my fanny pack right above my dick yeah don't do that he said don't next door what if you put like a sheet of land right between smart smart it could help asbestos works better you can wear one of those uh lead vests like the dentist have yeah I mean that could work so what are we supposed to carry it in a backpack what do you do how about what do you do I just found out 2 days ago so I'm trying to figure it out right now we're going to Workshop I've been contaminating my ████ nut sacks for so long what if we develop a lead Fanny Pack huh I don't know if Le actually stops that cuz we get lead poisoning I'm sure they'll come up with like Faraday
8:31 for the future maybe man you ████ ████ making us infertile ████ dude phones are ruining us man slowly killing us I he started telling the story cuz I pulled my phone out my pocket he's like oh don't do that where does he keep his phone his armpits yeah I think I think just walks around carries it and then puts it down like that's so Inon wait does it ████ up your hands no or maybe you don't have as many vitals in your hands you don't have sperm in here my hands have been hurting well sometimes have you seen that cell phone case that's also like a purse and it has like a handle we should all get that yeah like just hold it like this yeah hold it like this like a little I've seen the slings where you keep it on the side but I don't know if this is healthy so your liver is dude your Li my dick's on the side yeah tug your dick up there
9:21 yeah I don't know I don't know is it for your heart or is it just nuts and brains keep it from touching you I have my fanny pack that means it's right above your ball yeah but I do have a couple layers of stuff before it gets to my phone wall Keys you got layers of what your wallet of a gun and a wallet I don't know come on and I got ████ of Le ████ sorry man and I got a healthy layer of pubes too there you go oh that's probably that's the hack you know of all the people that defense you know of all the people in this room that I'm disappointed in as far as like iPhone use why me I would think you'd have a flip phone or some ████ like that what what I seem like that kind of guy cuz so ████ weird you have like old vans and ████ like that yeah old vans you think I would I would use retro Tech or one of those brick ones there a way to be silver L yeah I do like you carry on one of these
10:15 guys convenient dude you used to by the way do the little ████ twirly silver leg mustache I was I was going to get a CB radio then if you want to be satisfied but that's only because the Trans Ams used to have them that's only cuz you're going to put in your trans down yeah that's prettyy ████ cool isn't there a whole community of people like talking yeah it's called the gay community where to ████ each other there's no records on the radio Bud We Exist the trans Community exists why are you saying that I'm doing Al for them oh man for them trying to get him to come out all right yeah so this is a bummer 106 years old
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