0:00 thank you [Music] all right the crazy thing is I've pulled this article out and I was like man this is hilarious and I didn't think it was going to be such big news and as I was driving here this morning it was all over the radio really so you predicted well it's actual news so unfortunately this video is going to be uploaded in like 60 years but or topic it'll be a throwback put a hot topic on it or maybe count will delete it so we don't know it'll be too tempted I like the idea of Throwbacks I love how cats in the other room he's like oh this is a popular one I like to think that can copies the videos and then deletes them just cathartically to get that little rush oh my God dopamine oh yeah he ████ hates us
0:52 dude all right so there's a plane right Delta Airlines flight that was going from Atlanta to Barcelona no right and two hours in they had to turn around and go back to Atlanta because of a ████ extreme diarrhea accident what happened everybody wants to know what happened I want pics who was it pics it's extreme too yeah like what was extreme listen to this uh how many days ago was it this was this is last Friday I always thought it was like you don't turn the plane around unless it's life or death this is a turnaround everybody was dry heaving probably people were probably yeah vomiting chain reactions so that's the guy who did it though yeah it smells pretty good so listen to the uh this is the audio this is the flight audio yes flight audio and you can see
1:42 the pathway here of them turning all the way around to go back to had diary all the way through the airplane so they wanted to come back all the way through the air oh you know what I think happened he ████ himself and then the poopoo dragged all over the floor yeah imagine him like sprinting to the bathroom and just not being able to make him every step is just there's a video of the have you do you see the video of the aftermath on that one I've blurred photos I'll go to the link on my thing you can see it is this like you know remember that M Night Shyamalan movie Unbreakable yeah we're like they're real superheroes out there and you see like examples through news stories is this like I mean this guy had a blowout throughout the entire plane like this guy's like a ████ X-Man somewhere in the world there's a guy who
2:33 just never ████ at all and then there's him no there's yeah no I'm saying this guy has like a superhuman ability to ████ himself crop duster dude yeah dude said that like um it's it's uh you guys have ever had that explosive diary it's like a real clinical thing I think every time I have diarrhea it's explosive this one particularly they said it's like when you're uh your intestines are like pushing so hard and spasming that it's like filling up the your rectum to the point where it's like it's like loading hella shells and and then once you're shooting it's like putting your thumb over a hose I think it's slightly different every time I have diarrhea it's like when you lift up the toilet seat it's on the bottom because it's splashed down yeah yeah dude I'm talking about every time it's either I don't have diarrhea or I do and when you have diarrhea you guys have
3:24 gentle diarrhea yeah he pulls out yeah yeah I think there's leaky and then I think there's explosive yeah there's the explosive feels like a fart with spray yeah there's been times when I pull my ████ sticks down in the back of the toilet seat get ████ paintballed yeah I think there's a difference where if it drops directly down because it's leaky and the splash comes up versus like it's shot laterally yeah mine's that one mine's either I think solid or like like a ████ confetti like yeah you're you're an all or nothing but maybe maybe the explosive diarrhea is more about also the spray but also the volume of poop you know that's what I'm saying like what the ████ how did this guy cover the entire plane that's why I think he asked me and they've got two bowls of Pho before and didn't cook the
4:15 bean sprouts enough did you see the video it's on a it's like a Twitter link Twitter link yeah there's a it shows the aftermath of when the plane got de-boarded and they're they're showing the hallway oh it really is it's bad so it was a problem so do you think from that video you would be dry heaving if you were on that plane oh diarrhea above water smells crazy above sea level did you know that the plane Air is just recycled they don't bring in new oxygen so they said they tried they said they tried to put a vanilla there's a quote that says like oh they try to put a vanilla scented like odorizer to like help deal with it and the the person goes it just ended up smelling like vanilla ████ and then open the personal whiskeys and
5:06 start dumping it on the carpet some alcohol you gotta get rid of all that alcohol that's ████ crazy dude what airline was it Delta Delta oh there it is yeah Delta you felta Delta you felt I can't believe the pilot also said diarrhea what were you supposed to say feces everywhere you know why because it says that uh when it's specifically diarrhea that would ever cause a diarrhea could get transmitted to the other people oh like a stomach if it's E coli or if it's um salmonella like it's a file Hazard there we go so you'll just see remnants and we'll get this video out to you as well um you could see just them throwing uh a bunch of paper towels or something yeah oh wow
5:59 oh god what the ████ get the ████ out of here dude that's Hershey's dark chocolate and and you know that they got the extra Comfort Seats in that area too premium economy guys that's correct you paid extra Comfort dude if there's any moment where someone deserves anonymity I hope this person keeps you yeah can you imagine that this guy just had a diarrhea situation that was terrible but it's also like notorious and all over the news the next morning yeah I feel like they should also be banned from the air air from flying no fly list maybe like a year well I don't know it's like the bathrooms are kind of close though in a plane because I actually ████ myself a couple weeks ago during Mercury retrograde
6:52 what please continue yeah that's why I asked when this happened because I maybe it was a Mercury retrograde thing related yeah all of us kind of ████ ourselves at the same time but how did you ████ yourself I thought I had enough time because it was about 15 minutes to drive home I dropped off Hannah at the YWCA she was doing some ████ volunteerism right and then I felt my guts going oh Vietnamese coffee and the same thing you just ordered all right but I haven't had IBS in like years I've been okay so I just felt like maybe I had a fart and then like um you know had a little fart you played with fire I know but the fart was fine it was just a fart okay but then my stomach started hurting again and I was like what the ████ I just shot before I
7:42 ate breakfast and then I had to start speeding yeah because you know up your pants at that point well at that point my music is blasting you're focusing I'm doing breathing exercises oh I gotta turn the music down my ass yeah I gotta Focus dude I gotta like I have to focus I can't be like quite like I just have to be hyped like I'm per like you know I gotta move you start dancing yeah I did the thing where you're driving on one ass cheek because you're trying to clinch oh yeah and then yeah and every minute I'm counting it down and I'm like ████ bro this is gonna ████ kill me driving the the left lane or the right lane I was on the highway did you put the emergency I was weaving in and out because if I need to really go out on the right people are like exactly I'm ready to just jump out of the car and just spray it on the wall oh no I was
8:32 weaving in and out I was weaving in and out different mentality I got it I was fine up until the driveway I got there and I don't have a ████ key I have this stupid goddang app that unlocks remotely so I got up I ████ unlocked the remote it doesn't have a panic mode but then I pushed the wrong button and a ████ ad came up and I was like God damn god what the ████ and I turned it off the ████ door finally opened when in there ████ threw everything down and as I was running up my roommate was like cooking ████ in the kitchen and then I was just like ████ trying to Sprint and three steps before the bathroom I just felt that ████ just leak out oh no it went one two and as soon as I went down like that it was three and on the way out it was my underwear it was all my shorts it was so ████ up
9:23 dude oh no that's disgusting all over the toilet seat all over all over the back side everything it felt like a public restroom and then I was sitting there going like ████ there's ████ all over me right now dude and he's just like Hannah someone's gonna pick her up no one's home right and the whole time I'm thinking ████ dude what am I gonna do and then I was like all right cleanup's the worst what's the yeah because I felt so much better but the cleanup in his stank like ████ and I'm there with my pants around my ankles and there's Kaka right there there's Cocker on the ████ see ████ everyone I don't want to ████ move did you crack on the rug no thank god dude and then imagine oh my God and then imagine my pants caught it God did this my pants caught it wait so
10:13 why do you want to punish this guy for what happened no Joe's giving us like a POV of what that guy must be feeling I have important contacts so he had he had time did he it's three it's three steps to the back yeah he's sitting there the whole time I unlock a thing and see a hello fresh yeah okay I had 15 minutes dude it's two hours into the flight right yeah I was two hours into the flight yeah so they already put their ████ seats back dude everyone they should bat them or he was following the leave your seat belt on the act of terrorism 20 minutes after takeoff all true unless it was a crazy turbulence thing but even then like if you know I Break The Rules what if you're window seating it and then you got two sleepy ████ next to you and then you're like oh okay that is okay step on the armrests and walk over I
11:03 think your p is one thing if you know you're about to explode your bowels that's different like that look at this context uh it said uh both passengers and crew members were subsequently transferred uh and the fight eventually made it to Barcelona at 5 10 p.m the next day a whole eight hours later than originally scheduled according to data you know what's crazy after they uh landed the plane in five hours I think the ground crew ripped the carpet out and installed new carpet whoa they move quick that's so fast yeah like therapy for everybody involved like that's an insane what a way to start your vacation lawsuit absolutely isn't that pretty crazy though that that happened quite some time ago and they still haven't leaked the identity of the person they haven't like the identity thank you dude so it's it's gonna get leaked somehow there's some down ass uh passengers on that plane is a marketing campaign for Delta they're just like check out our ████ response time
11:54 does this also kind of give like terrorists ideas though they could just eat a bunch of crazy food and just and just ████ diarrhea all over the place they'll turn the plane around yeah they go to Chili's Americans will turn it around right yeah they want to ruin people's flights if you just see a ████ Middle Eastern guys eating ████ ton of flaming hot Cheetos in the ████ plan you'll know what the hell he's up to now yeah if you see a middle eastern go out of Ruby Tuesday it's call the police what do you think this guy ate at the air which which airport restaurant did this guy eat at prior I'm I'm going Sparrow yeah I think he ate some hot wings yeah I think he did a hot wing challenge he's at Popeyes dude the news the newsstand sandwich yeah he was he was at Duncan and he got a little too carried away dude they don't have a picture of the of
12:44 the guy who did this but they do have a picture of some of the passengers coming out oh no that's pretty wild insane thank you
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